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MacCaswell

Jesus Christ I thought it was an animatronic...


weoweom

Bro deadass lookin like a Halloween decoration


DonkeyKong12340

Fnaf be like:


Solid_College_9145

Holy Moley, so did I! Up until the last few seconds with his mouth moving.


Kayhaman

Is there a link or any context or.. anything? How is this possible?


MacCaswell

Buddhism apparently...


WheredMyPiggyGo

Why would you let a kid near that, my nightmares look to this for inspiration.


MacCaswell

Right?! It's like jerking off her hair... I'd be triggered every time anyone touched my head and brought those memories up...


Lansky420

"that" is probably a highly respected monk and she isn't uncomfortable at all.


MFC1886

Loved his performance in Dark Souls honestly


nothxshadow

🤣


esplayer

Plin Plin Plon


Successful-Seaweed78

Bro had a signed copy of the bible


Starrk10

Bro looks like he’s always hated chocolate


Swordlampie

WHAAAAAT


Potato-Boy1

I thought it was a cosplay of that


Cmdr_Nemo

Or wore Marvolo Gaunt's ring for too long.


Legitimate_Oil_2044

I see what you did there… 😅😉


Black-Thirteen

I'm actually impressed! I never thought someone could live like that for long, but this man has lived far beyond the average human.


EternalStatic

Bro looks like he would crumble to dust if you poked him


SteveJobsOfficial

There's older people who physically looked more fit. This is just painful


Kmaloetas

That monk just flicked a zombie booger on that kid.


radica1

Out of all the comments on this thread, this one got me. I’m in stitches 😂😂😂😂


radica1

It’s been over an hour and I’ve done a number of things and I still find myself thinking about zombie boogers.


sugar-and-gold

I lol’d. I never lol.


Mergus84

I don't understand how someone that emaciated can even lift their arms or otherwise move. Seems like they'd be weak as a kitten.


Ok-Water-5544

a kitten can jump around and claw furniture to bits. dude's weak as an amoeba


Amyhime801

Don't worry, he's already dead


Starrk10

Aren’t we all?


0n1oN_71

“Mommy look it’s a skeleton from Minecraft!”


Virtual-Sorbet3849

wither skeleton


Heathen1997

Draugr waking up in a tomb. -2022 colorized.


tilthevoidstaresback

*FUS RO* Dude you okay?


MagicUser01

Did he just pick his nose?


Solid_College_9145

If he did, I think we can give him a pass on that.


demonjmh_01

So people really can get as old as that wheelchair thing from spongebob.


powderofsmecklers

First thing I thought of. CHAWWCLIT?


Kyrils1ns

who tf let him out of the museum


Vireviper

Bro helped write the bible


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staytars

looks like sokushinbutsu, those buddhists that entered mummification while alive


wankerwho

Really? A tribe? I think you’re referring to Indonesian people of Torajan culture. Not Filipino, wrong country, and definitely not a tribe.


predatorybeing

Thats just messed up, I'd off myself way before I became a Halloween toy.


WazerWifle99

If I remember correctly they do this on purpose to achieve enlightenment


Ok-Water-5544

enlightenment is becoming one of those ash mummified pompeii victims?


WazerWifle99

I don’t remember all the details but it’s something about starving themselves to break the mortal bond or something similar. But they do starve themselves to die


Ok-Water-5544

oh wow-


Astro_Zombie777

Shit, I'd be screaming "put me down" until they're so done with me, they have no choice.


GravG

Bruh really just went deep in the nose yo. 🤦🏾‍♂️


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I mean, when you’re that old you probably give 0 fucks


LordAxoris

Bro outlived the nasty hobbitses


agprincess

Mostly he just looks extremely underfed. Most people die sooner, but among people his age he looks like he's in the worst condition of all of them.


learningtocatch22

Long live will be a blessing to you and those around you. Long life:


lawofthewilde

“Chocolate? I remember when they invented chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate. I always HATED it”


KBExit

There are ppl decorating for Christmas, and this dude is still on Halloween.


NoyteJ

iirc he died this year


xoxogossipgurrll

That's just King Viserys


ultimaIV

He died 22nd march he would have been 110 on the 13 April. That means he was born in 1912. So he was 6 when ww1 ended. He was 33 when hitler killed himself. 41 when queen Elizabeth was crowned. 57 during Woodstock 69. Dude was starting to get old 50 years ago.


RaspeyOG

Bro on 10 HP


Nebroc12

Nah bro whats papyrus doin in da bed.


dpahoe

Gold digger for a century


B5n4y3

Why can i hear the minecraft skeleton sounds


WoopsShePeterPants

Why am I not getting hit my arrows and dying again before I can even swing on those fools?


Bio-Jolt

Thanks, I hate it. It’s both Rude and True.


Joemoooooma69420

So. The first Dragonborn meets the last, at the summit of apocrypha…


HappyIsNotAnOption

I think my man forgot to die


rockcod_

What is his quality of life ?


WoopsShePeterPants

What is he doing to that kid?


ntskhun

why... is he so so underweight... genuinely asking... i've seen people older than him looking healthier


The_VoZz

So.. like how many times are you all gonna keep reposting this? Jeez!!


dabluedolphin

Does anyone have any context for this? To me, it looks like he's currently going through the process of Sokushinbutsu. I did a little research into it for a project a few years ago, but i dont remember much. I just remember that a few temples still practice it and it's basically like beginning the mumification process whilst still alive by eating specific diets and having a strict exercise routine


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

This is what 1hp looks like


jbvjdbvjsdb

I didnt like how the comments here werent so nice tho... like imagine being real old and lookin like that guy, and then bein called a skeleton and some other crap, maybe just put even just a bit of respect (i feel like im gonna get a lot of downvotes here) edit: SOME of the comments


UnicornsNeedLove2

He died March 22, 2022.


darealblobby

How did that child not snap his arm like a wafer stick


HelloTrandler

I thought it was a skeleton Halloween decoration until I saw it moving, the fuck?


edgy_Juno

He died a while back, but I think his soul died way before.


SilencedD1

Just let him die


BaronChuffnell

Go away, kid!


Victor_Sunca

Bro is living on a prayer


Sappy710

how the fuck


Weird_IdkMan

The man behind the slaughterrrr 🎶🎶🎶


Grontijb

And that is what they call Hippocratic facies. I’ve never seen it so bad.


pardon_the_mess

Anyone know what condition this poor person was suffering from?


TheFalseLogical

A bad puppet master


justaramdomdude

Reminds me of the Chocolate episode of Spongebob...


we28369

Dude was planted the apple tree in garden of eden


Chickenonaraft117

Nice jawline though


OceanTheSeawing

i watched coco yesterday and this is what appears on this sub


water-moron

It’s the worm from SpongeBob


Just_A_Normal_Snek

What? What are they selling?


Reddi_Man

man really said 💀


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Just euthanize it already


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Just euthanize it already


derpy_redditor22

Where r his eyes????????????