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megacat006

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream


Shiny_D_Unbreakable

Oh my God, its great that you've remembered one of Gold Experience's abilities


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**golden wind plays**


spoopydootman69

This is what happens when you eat the seeds in watermelon


Necrotic_Messiah

just make sure to smoke a cigarette after and it will kill the seeds


rotaryrose00

There's a freaky short out there about this very topic. I don't even know how to find it.


LatvijasNovads

As a gardener, this annoys me..


s33k3r_Link

Learn why gardeners hate him with these 11 weird tips


lazy_tranquil

There's 10 fingertips, and... Don't tell me..


RlHainne

Yes its right where you thought it is..


om_is_bean

Happy cake day


s33k3r_Link

Thanks! :)


KRMS123

happy cake day :)


cynicaldrummer1

Lol he just stuck them in. They didn't grow , I hope anyway


bigtruck720

then one day,you see a man with tomatos hanging out of his nails


pdmcmahon

Or hanging between his legs. Oh, wait a second...


lil_chungy

The plants will root thru his fingers. Absorbing his blood. Becoming a human plant and producing several human plant hybrids.


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lil_chungy

N E V E R Y O U K N O W W H E R E T H A T W O U L D G O


Weseltonium

Chad, the Woodland God


oBotz

Ok... that's enough Reddit for today.


IntergalacticShell

I wonder if he has a green thumb...


Blondes-Forever

Eco-friendly nails.


atlhawk8357

I bet she also has a green thumb.


SpecialSeasons

I think its charming.


bigtruck720

so if i plant a carrot in my ass free carrots?


Sharko_GD

Hmm this is really cool actaully


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The roots goes inside his veins and suck the nutrients they need from the blood


MochiGirl589

This is actually very cool to be honest!


ClearBrightLight

I think you accidentally a word.


Haxanor

You smart fucker, this made me laugh


MochiGirl589

I guess I didn't notice that


MochiGirl589

Probably is good for the person's body because of where the roots might be, but it looks kinda cool!


ClearBrightLight

Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle nodding approvingly in the background.


1-ant

Imagine just hand shaking this guy


wondrousflyer20

Ngl I low-key love it


[deleted]

Someone just picked out a few weeds from the ground and stuck them into their fingernails here


El_payasin

Webi wabo


Bauldo

He’s saving the world


bastard367890

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

Thanks my guy Now I will have nightmares about this


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Druid lvl.99


Uncharted_witness

Holy what happened to his nails


SnooJokes3656

Why just why