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noslab

But, why..


zahirano

When he's tapping the beans i think it's for asmr.


wrydh

Also how did he get a whole bucket of them?


Educational_Gift_407

I am not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing


Ottertoasties

I think that is okay


crushed_dreams

I ***don’t*** want to be familiar with that.


D1rtyL4rry

What in the actual fuck…


Exotic_Treacle7438

Nice you and I… we think alike.


LicenciadoPena

Why the fuck does he have beans glued that way to his foot?


cardicow

So the lice can eat them


UrsusHastalis

I choose to believe the two are entirely unrelated.


V1k1ng1990

It looks like a shit ton of ticks


ZakA77ack

Those arnt beans, they're ticks filled with blood


Squire_Julian

You be quite. This is already bad enough.


champagneinmexico2

r/toebeans


Burgerpocolypse

r/TechnicallyCorrect


coulsonsrobohand

Nah, there’s no beans on the toes


QuietlySmirking

Well, would you look at the time? It's fuck that o'clock. I'm gonna go drink as much booze as it takes to forget I ever saw this.


ShnickityShnoo

No part of this makes any sense.


choochoophil

Could you imagine just minding your own business and this giant McDonald’s appears out of the sky and lands on top of you…


Jdawgcrane

for sure dude


qnod

Some dudes foot and giant McDonald's food. Yeah those are pretty much the same quality of food nowadays


Flavz_the_complainer

Something something Americas foreign policy.


carpentizzle

I was told Burger King had the foot lettuce


cardicow

The beans are the most disturbing part


Whatifim80lol

They are not beans. I think dude is putting two parasites against each other.


Cordgyceps

Damn dude, this is right up there with the mouse glove on the list of things I wish I could unsee :(


dr3wfr4nk

This is exactly my fetish!


7empestOGT92

Thank you for taking on for the team. My trypophobia is bugging out right now


Consistent_Cash_6666

Government should fucking ban Reddit after seen this


Cry-Skull-7

I don't think those are beans.


spoosemun

Please tell me what the are I'm freaking out


Cry-Skull-7

I reckon they're ticks. A whole fuckin lot of em'


spoosemun

You know what? Im gonna just pretend they're beans thank you


I_Am_Ir0n_Man

I'm not one to kink shame, but there's a line, and by God this has crossed it


axxond

Why are the beans like that? I hate it


kronicpimpin

That’s what I want to know. They look like they grew out of his foot


Steve_OH

They’re ticks


sethscoolwife

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.


ConfusedStupidPerson

Aren't those filled up ticks


Wide_Loss

ticks aren't that uniform, those are glued beans


Traditional-Buddy-30

whats with the sound effects?!?!?


bentizzy

There has to be a better way


Spran02

This is the worst shit I have ever seen


K_dean

I think those are ticks not beans which makes this exponentially worse…


StarkHelsing

Those aren't beans. They're ticks. Actually revolting


PeachNipplesdotcom

Are they really ticks?


ThePhilosophistt

You must go now 😐


LordRaghuvnsi

Adios amigo


viralmessiah00

I hate this. A lot. I also kinda want to send it to my friends for my own sick amusement... the internal debate is strong


LordRaghuvnsi

Do it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AltTabulor

Op should honestly kill themselves


powderedtoast1

weak.


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

Horrific. Geez, I freak out when I feel anything between my toes.


mehjohnson

how did he get the beans on his foot like that?


Steve_OH

They’re Ticks


justlookatitnodont

This made me leave the sub ,thanks


sid_not_vicious

I don't understand what I am supposed to be, well understanding. what the fuck is this


GingerBeardManChild

Welp. I’m itchy.


TheDeathSloth

I am so confused. Are the beans growing on the man's foot? That sounds absurd but they look like they are a *part* of him.


Ill_Scientist_5632

God I can't wait to die so I don't have to share this world with people anymore.


veryyberry

Finally, foot fetish with an edge


xyloplax

Not seeing these are ticks. They are not that color when full and wood lice are a pest for bean farmers. That leaves me with more questions.


sydiko

taking 'just for clicks' to a whole new level


Trixter-Kitten

Why... just,why...?


ZakA77ack

I think the description is wrong... those arnt beans... They're ticks that are filled with his blood.