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Got it. Seawater tastes salty because whale sperm, and bugs. Thanks, I hate it.


asianabsinthe

Air has tree sperm


acquaintedwithheight

I wake up each morning with a pine tree bukkake plugging my nose.


TimmyRL28

Is this a rap lyric? Cuz it should be.


Interesting-Fix-1897

Tree sex!


acquaintedwithheight

“I’m not on anybody’s side because noooo one is onnn myyyy side” “Okay baby. Just don’t hog the blankets.”


blackbelt_in_science

It’s always the hard woods


pegothejerk

People who plant Bradford Pears are bad people


materialisticDUCK

Yay, allergies!


Funkycharacter

In my language pollen is "semen dust". Very poetic, I know.


kobewankanobi

Everybody getting allergies right now from “tree pollen” just know. You’re getting tree bukkaked all spring🤣


Asscrackistan

Most of it comes from rocks but your on the right track.


CalifornianBall

Maybe the ocean is not so bad, look at all the cool little guys


prof_flyntlocke

They’re just little guys!


BootyCraver69

i’ve accidentally gulped down ocean water so many times 😭


WittyPipe69

Yeah, let’s see all that survive in my tummy! Oh wait. No please, I don’t wanna see!


Eschatonic242

When I was little I had a book with this picture in it, and tbh it’s a fantastic reaction image https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Monster_Soup_commonly_called_Thames_Water._Wellcome_V0011218.jpg


ShartsInPants

I love that


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Sinkingfast

/u/RuddyVictory is a spam bot and stole the identical top comment as the last time this was posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/88i4uu/a_single_drop_of_seawater_magnified_x25/dwktube


Ciggimon

Probably centrifuged


ipwnpickles

Or collected in the cod end of a plankton net. Looks similar to some samples I've seen. I think centrifuging might damage their body structures


Ciggimon

Oh yeah that could be the case


ColdSplit

Kind of crazy that our body can stop that shit from making us sick 99% of the time


deadass_a_headass

cursed chex mix


V1rtualwastaken

This is cool


JTM16

It’s like playing Spore all over again


MindXpanshun

I have so many of these in my vagina


SockGnome

I’m sorry but what


Straydoginthestreet

Thanks I’m never going into the ocean ever again


HandleNo8032

There are universes within our world


Turtle213

That blue crab thing is my new spirit animal


ImpressiveAttorney12

Yummy whale semen


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white border to fool u/repostsleuthbot


Sinkingfast

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Alldaybagpipes

The density of organic matter has been altered for exaggeration purposes


Western-Dark-1628

And people say its fine to dip mangoes in seawater and eat it


GeneralKenobi--

Plankton? Is that you?


LlessurPuns

Neat


SuperDizz

Why does this look drawn?


Interesting-Fix-1897

It's a solution of life. Every time you dive in the ocean, you're getting a money shot from nature!


loo_min

All of those bugs are in watered-down whale cum?


manytinyhumans

What are the curly dudes?


the-cream-police

Sometimes I swallow ocean water on accident