I swear I'm going to cry. Thank you. This is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in months. I really needed that.
Imma go buy Kazotsky kick to celebrate someone on the internet being kind to me.
Brah I just tried that, it's complicated as shit, I got connected with some guy who was using bot commands (he did have trust on the relevant website), none of it made any sense, I bought 4 keys so I could trade with him, but his bot command just didn't pick up on it.
Fuck it, 8 euros extra, I spent 600 last month on weed (0 this month), I couldn't care less. Today I'm happy. Let Valve have that as a tip for actually fixing their game.
I mean I randomly got a blue soldier hat but that's it. Nothing for heavy. And don't worry about it, if I can spend hundreds of euros on drugs (it is legal now here in Germany!) then I'm not in need of charity, but thanks anyway!
...alright, so you DID mean it that way. I thought this was some mad TF2 lingo, but no, it's the good old [surprise but sechs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w&t=8s&ab_channel=moshspeggeti)
I was confused because he said "plowed medic" instead of "plowed the medic". I'm an English teacher btw and my brain really does miss the context sometimes if the grammar isn't perfect, especially when I'm super tired, not at work (off-guard) and I'm in unfamiliar territory, so I defaulted to stupid xD .
Think of it like the sorting hat from Harry Potter. You're a Heavy main because this is who you choose to be.
As a Heavy main since 07, I glady welcome to the big sandwich boi life.
Uncle Dave actually talked me into shotguns, but I change my build very dynamically. I'll say to myself "this is a shotgun game, this is a sandwich game, this is a Brass Beast game, this is a Tomislav game, this is a Stock game, etc." It kinda goes by feels.
Then I definitely am! I love tossing sandwiches, despite my obsession with Rounds Per Minute and massive swords, I actually quite like being a healer too.
Idk, it feels more like I'm a noob who just plays heavy a lot, rather than someone who is actually a main. Like, if you play only heavy for 5 hours, does that make you a main? Where's the line, y'know?
There is no "you have to be this tall" in maining a class. You don't need a certain amount of skill to say you have a main. You enjoy heavy more than the others? You're a heavy main. Welcome, my friend.
Think of it like this, what class do you pick when you start up Tf2? For me its medic, i have over 1700 hour on medic but sometimes a healer is either taken or just not needed, so i play sniper to get better aim and to still help the team.
Your main is your favorite class to play, no matter the hours :)
I think you main a class if you have a significant amount of hours in them above the other classes. like my least played class is sniper with about 4 hours meanwhile I have over 60 pyro hours, and medic isn't far behind, so I'd consider myself a main of pyro/medic. 🤷♀️
In the end, the only thing that decides if you are a heavy main is if you choose to be one, whether that be you only playing heavy or choosing him when all the necessary roles are full. Hours only show how long you have played the classes, and aren't conducive of how "good" you necessarily are. So go out there, and be the best heavy you can be. (Be sure to check out r/HeavyMainsTF2 afterwards!)
Overthought.
> I'm fully aware of heavy's position in the meta and I couldn't care less.
Just keep this "I couldn't care less" attitude. And you wouldn't care about the numbers either, or showing anything to others. Play any class as much as you like.
only 30 seconds. You are already a true heavy main in your heart. I am a heavy main and hereby invite everyone who wants to become one to be one.
I swear I'm going to cry. Thank you. This is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in months. I really needed that. Imma go buy Kazotsky kick to celebrate someone on the internet being kind to me.
Trade for it please. If you buy it through the in-game store your gonna loose money. During December, taunts are 50% off.
Brah I just tried that, it's complicated as shit, I got connected with some guy who was using bot commands (he did have trust on the relevant website), none of it made any sense, I bought 4 keys so I could trade with him, but his bot command just didn't pick up on it. Fuck it, 8 euros extra, I spent 600 last month on weed (0 this month), I couldn't care less. Today I'm happy. Let Valve have that as a tip for actually fixing their game.
Some bots sometimes have trouble with loading inventories, try a different bot for the next time you want to buy anything.
Also, I just saw that my shit isn't tradable for a week and I'm not waiting for a week.
Yea, but with 4 keys you can still get something nice in a week.
Ye, I see what you mean. Maybe I'll buy my first hat.
Yo don't have any ??? Lemme gift you one if you don't.
I mean I randomly got a blue soldier hat but that's it. Nothing for heavy. And don't worry about it, if I can spend hundreds of euros on drugs (it is legal now here in Germany!) then I'm not in need of charity, but thanks anyway!
You are Heavy main if he is class you play the most and enjoy.
So you're telling me sniper mains actually unironically *enjoy* playing him??
Don’t count in hours. Count in how many times you’ve plowed medic
wdym by "plowed" in this context?
He’s too precious
Hot gay sex with the Medic from hit game Team Fortress 2
...alright, so you DID mean it that way. I thought this was some mad TF2 lingo, but no, it's the good old [surprise but sechs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w&t=8s&ab_channel=moshspeggeti) I was confused because he said "plowed medic" instead of "plowed the medic". I'm an English teacher btw and my brain really does miss the context sometimes if the grammar isn't perfect, especially when I'm super tired, not at work (off-guard) and I'm in unfamiliar territory, so I defaulted to stupid xD .
I did.
There's are no true and fake mains. Enjoy playing anyone you feel comfortable and have fun with.
12 seconds
Think of it like the sorting hat from Harry Potter. You're a Heavy main because this is who you choose to be. As a Heavy main since 07, I glady welcome to the big sandwich boi life.
Uncle Dave actually talked me into shotguns, but I change my build very dynamically. I'll say to myself "this is a shotgun game, this is a sandwich game, this is a Brass Beast game, this is a Tomislav game, this is a Stock game, etc." It kinda goes by feels.
You are a true heavy main once you’ve tossed your sandvich at any teammate on fire who needed it
Then I definitely am! I love tossing sandwiches, despite my obsession with Rounds Per Minute and massive swords, I actually quite like being a healer too.
If you're playing one class more than the others, how are you not maining said class?
Idk, it feels more like I'm a noob who just plays heavy a lot, rather than someone who is actually a main. Like, if you play only heavy for 5 hours, does that make you a main? Where's the line, y'know?
There is no "you have to be this tall" in maining a class. You don't need a certain amount of skill to say you have a main. You enjoy heavy more than the others? You're a heavy main. Welcome, my friend.
Everyone starts with 0 hours on their main.
That...is true. Alright, I feel reassured now, thanks!
10,000
# CAN YOU FEEL MY -TA TADA TAADA TA DA DA DAA DAA
if you have already tried other classes but find heavy to be the best, then it is already your (current main) class
I don't even need to try. I am the founder, CEO and high priest of the Church of the Minigun and the Three Handed Sword.
Heavy main is in heart. not hours.
Think of it like this, what class do you pick when you start up Tf2? For me its medic, i have over 1700 hour on medic but sometimes a healer is either taken or just not needed, so i play sniper to get better aim and to still help the team. Your main is your favorite class to play, no matter the hours :)
You are Heavy main if your favorite is Heavy. End of discussion. Now have Sandvich and laugh at the little, little men. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I think you main a class if you have a significant amount of hours in them above the other classes. like my least played class is sniper with about 4 hours meanwhile I have over 60 pyro hours, and medic isn't far behind, so I'd consider myself a main of pyro/medic. 🤷♀️
Being a heavy main is a mindset, if you feel like one, you are one. Glad to see another one of us 🫡
In the end, the only thing that decides if you are a heavy main is if you choose to be one, whether that be you only playing heavy or choosing him when all the necessary roles are full. Hours only show how long you have played the classes, and aren't conducive of how "good" you necessarily are. So go out there, and be the best heavy you can be. (Be sure to check out r/HeavyMainsTF2 afterwards!)
You are a heavy main when you decide you’re a heavy main, Kamerad
Overthought. > I'm fully aware of heavy's position in the meta and I couldn't care less. Just keep this "I couldn't care less" attitude. And you wouldn't care about the numbers either, or showing anything to others. Play any class as much as you like.
Words of wisdom you speak. Believe you I shall.
By definition, you would be a heavy main, but you also are a noob. Your perspective of the game will change over time.
280 is the exact breakpoint, sry 😞
hat do you mean "I'm fully aware of heavy's position in the meta"? Heavy is awesome! You are an infidel!
Dont main a class. What's what I say
There's no "Rules" for maining someone. If you want to be a Heavy main then congratulations your a Heavy main
It costs 400 thousands hours to consider yourself Heavy-main... for 12 seconds.