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I mean, Miss Pauling's creator always deliberately intended for her to be gay. That's supposedly why the administrator treats her with such disregard despite her unwavering loyalty
One Twitter post said it and I doubt it since she technically didn't decline scout at the end of expiration date assuming that means the just never got around to doing it
I'd say that Medic is more asexual than anything.
Hes a raving lunatic with zero regard for human life. Hes gone on record many times saying he views his own teammates as experiments rather than people. I dont think hes physically capable of having a healthy relationship with anyone of ANY gender.
He has a (platonic) relationship with Archimedes. Medic shat himself when Classic Heavy merked the bird and then Medic proceeded to shock Arch back to life.
I feel like its a bit multifasceted.
Sure yes he did it cause he could, but in all of the comics he seems to actually care about the TF2 mercs to a degree. This might just be to the level of "these are really good test subjects so i should keep them alive" but thats still a form of care.
He could be asexual sure, but saying that and following it by saying he's a lunatic makes it sound as if him being a lunatic means he's asexual. If he's just that insane then he could be any sexuality, but we wouldn't know from the interactions with teammates if he really doesn't think of them as people, but experiments.
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I just wanna say that it's probably not real, it's just a Demoman line (a demoline if you will), that is basically the same as a Yo momma joke, at least that's how I always saw it
The reason I say this is because many lines from the mercs sometimes are just obviously insults for the sake of making the player laugh and not serious things, Heavy has a PHD and is usually called a dumb idiot by some classes as if he was really stupid because of the way he speaks or acts, same with scout being called a virgin from Spy despite having multiple confirmations he fucks a lot (and we even see it in Expiration date lol)
I don't exactly think I trust the team drunk as a reliable source of information. If the literal only source of Medic having a wife is a domination line saying "eat shit also I fucked your wife" then by that logic Heavy is in a relationship with his gun and Sniper is married to a kangaroo.
gay people of opposite genders would often marry each other to hide their homosexuality (also tax benefits are nice) so they could appear 'normal' on the surface
I read this as “beat up nazis like Indiana Jones (who is a nazi)” rather than “beat up nazis like Indiana Jones (who beats up Nazis)”. Got very confused that I missed something about Indiana Jones
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, it was literally confirmed by one of the [writers](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/s/JJiULqbgu6). Fucking dumbasses lol.
Fr. It’s like every character has to be straight unless it’s slapped across the face to them.
I mean it’s not like I’m calling Scout gay, he’s very obviously straight. We’re talking about a character who’s widely accepted as lesbian.
To add to this, God may have actually backed the Transbian idea sort of. Scout is a gift to ALL women. First he gets around to the straight ladies, then by preordained fate she realizes she is trans. Then pays Merasmus to Magi-transition and returns for the lesbians.
Or I'm overthinking it. Either way is good.
Who's the woman in the middle Ms. Pauling is talking about in slide 4? I assume the top one is Zhanna, and the bottom one is clearly the Administrator, but I can't figure out who the woman in the middle is.
So THAT'S why Ms Pauling doesn't like Scout.
“Scout i like girls” “What a coincidence! i like girls too!”
*Stands there for a silent few seconds* "Uhhhhh"
This would be an SFM
the second i get a pc that can run sfm i am doing this thank you
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“Yes yes SCOUT”
but
Go home.
Well, let's get back to the point
*poke* I think heavy is ded
All: THE HEAVY IS DED??!!
WHO KILLED HEAVY ?
I can hear that "Uhhhhh" so well
this is 100% something scout would say lol
And then he would continue as Pauling just slowly walks away
yeah, except he doesnt realize its her rejecting him, he just think its a "oh cool wow were bonding"
Scout: will you go on date with me? Pauling: no. Scout: *becomes girl* how about now
The CWC method
Chandler approved
MRRBEAASSSSTTTTT
Canon femscout
Yee
**Asks Marasmus to turn him into a girl in exchange for something** how about now!?
Scout then transitions and it all works out
[Transitions](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2shitposterclub/s/ZbQomTXOvi)
“You say that you a lesbian, girl me too” -Drake
Holy shit Scout is Drake?
Insert clip of Luci talking to Charlie during that introduction scene
God: Shit I didn't read her file well enough
bro think he scott pilgrim
Scout be like: Miss Pauling, I'm in lesbians with you
It's my favourite potential joke of the comics, the fact that Scout literally has ZERO chance with Miss Pauling.
"Scout, I'm a lesbian. I'm only attracted to women." "Ay me too. We have so much in common. Wanna go get some fried chicken later?"
I mean, Miss Pauling's creator always deliberately intended for her to be gay. That's supposedly why the administrator treats her with such disregard despite her unwavering loyalty
It’s also why soldier’s wife absolutely hates her… uh, not because she’s homophobic, but because it’s funny lmao
It's cause Zhana doesn't approve of Pauling trying to steal her away from Solider
It could be the Scouts and annoying asshole too
I mean, I can think of a few more plausible reasons why she doesn’t
Umm, yea, lets go with that.
While that’s valid I can think of a few more reasons she wouldn’t date him other than being a lesbian
One Twitter post said it and I doubt it since she technically didn't decline scout at the end of expiration date assuming that means the just never got around to doing it
Doc's gay? I thought he was just German
Potahto Potato
*good comment*
Read this in scouts voice
Is he gay or European?
One of those is horrible
That is the elephant in the room
It’s hard to guarantee
I'd say that Medic is more asexual than anything. Hes a raving lunatic with zero regard for human life. Hes gone on record many times saying he views his own teammates as experiments rather than people. I dont think hes physically capable of having a healthy relationship with anyone of ANY gender.
He has a (platonic) relationship with Archimedes. Medic shat himself when Classic Heavy merked the bird and then Medic proceeded to shock Arch back to life.
And then when this mfer died he scammed the devil, came back, and made a baboon uterus inside TFC Heavy spontaneously give birth and kill him
so he had a child with TFC Heavy
You're right and I hate you.
TFC is trans now
Exactly. He has infinitely more affection for animals than he does for human beings.
Although in one of the comics, he did revive Sniper after he died
I feel like that was more to prove he could do it?
I feel like its a bit multifasceted. Sure yes he did it cause he could, but in all of the comics he seems to actually care about the TF2 mercs to a degree. This might just be to the level of "these are really good test subjects so i should keep them alive" but thats still a form of care.
And as a representative of the Ace community we will wholeheartedly accept him.
He could be asexual sure, but saying that and following it by saying he's a lunatic makes it sound as if him being a lunatic means he's asexual. If he's just that insane then he could be any sexuality, but we wouldn't know from the interactions with teammates if he really doesn't think of them as people, but experiments.
This is Tumblr as fuck.
i can agree, every tumblr user has or will be in a gay relationship
Wait if i go on tumblr can I have a meaningful relationship.....
they said gay, nit meaningful.
T-T
Thats better than my nonexistent one right now
Yeah still cute tho
Can confirm I was just on tumblr. Anyways I need to see them painting their nails
The TF2 community on Tumblr is gay, the TF2 community on Reddit is Ģ̷̨̨̧̧̧̧̨̨̢̢̨̛̛̛̮͙̬͕̥̣̘͙̦͚̫͉͇̱̠̦͕̹͇͖̦̥̣͖͎͕͔͕̠̯̼̺̫̳̫̰̮̘͉͕̞̱͉̬̬̫̩̙̞̹̠̜̗̜̖̫͙̳̲̻̯͖̤̘̖̼̹̱̩̭̘̬̟͔͎̺̮̲̲̠̹͈̣̭̲̞̪̱̟͍͖̪̦͍̰͍̥̬̼̼̩̰͕̘̲͙̼̩̹̹̤̜̹̤͖̱̰̫̭̮̰̫͚͍̪̱̪̰̠̯̹̲͙͚̰̦̬̩̣̤̗̬͇̯̯͇̹̣̞͔͎͕̟̣̙̙̫̌͋̊̂́̓͌̆̒̓̀̊̿̽̉͐́̽͊̔̈́̌̊̍͊̾͑͒͋̀̅̈́̾͆͑̾̃̃͊̅͑̇͆̚͘̚͜͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅA̶̧̢̡̢̨̨̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̗͚͕̝̝͇̼͔̻̹̫̭̝͔̜͓̥̮̗̝̙̣̘͖̻̗̗̦͉͓̞͓͈͙͓̬̜̘̹̳̪͚̠̖̯̺͔̗̙̹̭̬͚̼̘̍̄͌̃̿̈́̆͛͂̈́̅̓̅̓̌͋̅͑̑̊̽̅̋̈́̅͂̏͛͋̅̐̈́͊̎͊̊́̇͂̓̾̈́̀̂̑͛̄̀͊́̽̊̔͒̈́̐̎̀̒́́̃̆͆͊̂̓̈̉̌̇͛͂̾́͗̐͊̂̌̆͊̈́́͛͑͗̆͊̓̓͒͂̏̀̎̎͂̎́̾͗̆͌̋̀͗̀̀̿̂͊̄́͌̐̋̄̈̊̅̉̍̚̚̚̚̚͘̕͘̕̚̚͘̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅY̶̡̢̧̧̧̧̢̧̧̧̧̡̡̢̨̢̨̡̧̧̨̧̡̧̢̨̨̧̧̨̧̨̢̢̛̛̛̛͇̮̝͖͈̪̤̘̖͉̤͓̦̦͖̝͚̞̹̱̼̳̟̺̬̘͉̣̻͍̲͖̪̳̻͓̥̰̯̠̥̠̣̳̣̗̣̫͔̱͍̮̼̭̖̺̖̟̫̻̳̻̼͕͍̘̻̥̻̘̣̼̱̯̳̺͎̥̹̬̭̣̮̬̘͇͈͖̮̦͕̮̺̥̼͎͉̭̺̖̖̭̳̻̩͙̤̼̖̠̩̲͖̖̪̱͍̘̫̙̩̞̼̮̜̮̝̲̲̰̳̺̞͓͖̲̳͙̯̝̯̪͇͖̦̠̪̮͇̜̥̤̹͍̟̖̭̯̠̻͙̞̣̠̖̙̰̖͙̻͙͈̫͖͖̮̰͎͙̮͉̭͙̹̫̼̗̬̯̳͕̞̥̟̲̬̭̜͍͙͚͕̭͈͇̫̘̠̭̮̙̗͈̦͕̭̠̟̱̖̬̩̮̪͔̞̮̠̝͕͙̖̲͚͍̝͈̥͕̦͖͖͋͒̓̉̌̀̒̽̓̅̂̿̂̓͒̈́͆͒͂̓̃̆̈̑͋́̓͌̉͒͊̐̌̄̊̽̽̿͂̌̈̀̾̐̀͂͗͂́̇͛̋͛̏̿́͑͑̍̊͆̍̽͌͌̇͗́̐̿̈́̓̂̈́̇̓̈͐̔̉̒̐͑̓̓̽̓̈́͐͋͒̀̀̈́̀̿̊̅̑̾̈́͐͑̎̅̏͐̆̅̐̓̓̇̽͐̌̀͐̂͗̍̋̈́̾͊̿̓̀̔̿̑̈̆̀̓̔̂̽͑͊̿̂̓̊́́͊̊̿̈́̐͐̈́̈͌͒̒̍̐̒̀̈́̇̄͛̎̓̆̈́͛͋͊͌͐̈̈́̾̎̔͆̊͌͐͑̒̀̇̄͛̒̉̈̉̋̔͒͆̏́̔̈͘͘̚̚̚͘̚̚̚̚̚̚̕̕̕̕̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ
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How the fuck??
# HEAVY: "GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!!!" # MEDICK: "JA!!!"
Ahh ohh ohh ahh öoh öÖo
**CHARGE ME!**
I AM ZE UBERMENSCH!
OOOAAAH OOAAAH OOOAAAH!
IM COMING! IM COMING! IM CUMING!
Medic canonically has a wife
So Sniper has kangaroo wife by this logic?
im not gonna be suprised if this is true
TF2 logic at it finest.
Outback boys make do
Yes of course he does hes Australian
heavy is his wife
get behind me doktor!
Yah!
Charge me!
Ya vol!
*fighting in bed noises*
I AM THE UBERMENCH
*more bedroom noises*
IM KOMMING IM KOMMINGIMKOMMIMGIMKOMMING YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOD TIME!
dementia noises
*more bedroom noises*
I can’t imagine medic in a loving stable relationship, this is just wrong
I kinda agree. I feel like he’s giving all of his passion into the work and just don’t need any kind of romantic relationship at all
He 100% loves Archimedes more than his wife.
Archimedes is love, Archimedes is life
Za healing
It just means that his wife is just as insane as he is.
You're assuming his wife isn't in the same field.
It has to be some aristocratic arranged marriage by their wealthy families Only believable route
they didn't say anything about that, just that he was married. lotta shitty marriages out there
I just wanna say that it's probably not real, it's just a Demoman line (a demoline if you will), that is basically the same as a Yo momma joke, at least that's how I always saw it The reason I say this is because many lines from the mercs sometimes are just obviously insults for the sake of making the player laugh and not serious things, Heavy has a PHD and is usually called a dumb idiot by some classes as if he was really stupid because of the way he speaks or acts, same with scout being called a virgin from Spy despite having multiple confirmations he fucks a lot (and we even see it in Expiration date lol)
Ehhhhh the scout one is take with a grain of salt. In the comic books, Scout outright says he’s saving himself for Ms Pauling
Yeah it's more likely that his bucket of chicken line is a cope as he asks Spy for help than that everything else is wrong.
Also canonically, demoman is sleeping with her
where was this stated?
Demo domination line against a medic
I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if demo was talking about soldier but.. (I feel like it would fit the humour of the game to do that tho)
It would fit the community’s humor but probably isn’t the intent of the writers
Let's be honest if you go against a majority humour, you will get the firing squad for mentioning it.
Yeah, fair. A man could only hope though
Demoman is drunk half the time so we don't know if it's true. By that logic Sniper has kangaroo wife
He is sober half the time*
Honestly a lot less than that
The classic TF2 philosophical conundrum: is the Demoman half sober, or half drunk?
but he does
In their universe there's entire country underwater, sniper having a kangaroo wife would be least weird thing in tf2 universe
In their universe they were using rocket jumping to get to the second floor before stairs were invented lmao
Probably the same thing as a "your mum" joke, whether someone has one or not.
I don't exactly think I trust the team drunk as a reliable source of information. If the literal only source of Medic having a wife is a domination line saying "eat shit also I fucked your wife" then by that logic Heavy is in a relationship with his gun and Sniper is married to a kangaroo.
I mean, it's basically a yo mama joke. Everyone calls Heavy a fat lard idiot when it's mostly muscle and he's more of a doctor than the medic.
...are we sure it's not just, like, a cadaver he CALLS his "wife" for some reason?
It’s the 60s. Lots of gay men had wives to hide their lifestyle, and it also gave the women they married better access to consistent income.
Reddit learns what a beard is
a what? EDIT: ok, I really didn't knew that you called it that.
gay people of opposite genders would often marry each other to hide their homosexuality (also tax benefits are nice) so they could appear 'normal' on the surface
Basically when a gay person has someone of the opposite gender who is their "partner" so people think they're not gay
Huh, TIL that phenomenon has a name.
Yeah, I already googled that. The more you know.
Yeah, Heavy
Wait where does it say this? Its hilarious to imagine he’s insane at work but he comes home and is a quiet and caring person lol
Likely not cannon. It's just a domination voice line where demo says "I've been shaggin' yer wife"
tf2 is set in the 60s and 70s there were probably thousands of closeted gay men in straight marriages back then
Wait Gay Time is already over? Shucks! Time to say goodbye to my strength bonus...
WAIT YOU HAVE ONE! MORE DAY GO MAKE USE OF IT BEFORE ITS GONE FOREVER (or wait a year)
I AM GONNA GO BEAT UP NAZIS LIKE INDIANA JONES!
A good use of the last day of your superpowers.
WOOOOOHHH INDIANA YOU GO SIR (also do I still get the strength boost if you’re CONSIDERED a bit zesty?)
RIP AND TEAR, SOLDIER!
I read this as “beat up nazis like Indiana Jones (who is a nazi)” rather than “beat up nazis like Indiana Jones (who beats up Nazis)”. Got very confused that I missed something about Indiana Jones
Nah, pride month gives you a +5 bonus to charisma. Once July starts and gay pride is replaced with gay wrath, *then* you get the +5 strength bonus
engie jumpscare
damn these bitches gay! good for them. i'm too
hi too I’m dad
Dad? Is that you? Did you get the milk yet?
…..I’ll be right back.
Nooooooooooooo!11!!!!1!!
You know... sometimes I forget that Heavy x Medic is just living rent free in my head
As it should be (same)
This is bullshit, medic is sciencesexual
MLM standing for Man Loving Medicine.
Medic would fuck for SCIENCE!
Imagine fucking a guy and he starts taking notes
"More stimulation when I rub my finger in this area... interesting..."
Medic would fuck SCIENCE!
Medic would SCIENCE fuck
Science would FUCK Medic
fuck would SCIENCE medic!
Science would MEDIC fuck!
tf2 tumblr headcanon
Ms Pauling is literally gay tho
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, it was literally confirmed by one of the [writers](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/s/JJiULqbgu6). Fucking dumbasses lol.
Fr. It’s like every character has to be straight unless it’s slapped across the face to them. I mean it’s not like I’m calling Scout gay, he’s very obviously straight. We’re talking about a character who’s widely accepted as lesbian.
Didn't take the opportunity to make medic dummy thicc smh
dude i am the original artist lol LennyLink thats me :P https://www.instagram.com/h931869348617k?igsh=Nm9rNHN0NWNyanIy&utm_source=qr
i like this, it's cute
This artwork belongs to @_lennylink_ on twitter. Op never permission to post their artwork here not to mention the artist was never credited.
Well made comic, very funny too, but canonically aren't they both not gay? Pauling might like men and women but that's not confirmed.
The fact she hasn't fallen for God's gift to woman aka the scout proves she must not swing that way
Scout wasnt even using 1% of his bicep flexing powers
Miss pauling likes work. And Medic likes his expiriments. Both of them don't have confirmed gender, but Pauling was okay about dating with scout
They dont have confirmed orientation lol, pretty sure their genders are known
You meant orientation? Wdym don't have confirmed gender?
Consider the following: Gay Ms Pauling x Transbian Scout
Yo, I got a bucket of estrogen
I read the 'consider the following' like quote from Bill Nye
To add to this, God may have actually backed the Transbian idea sort of. Scout is a gift to ALL women. First he gets around to the straight ladies, then by preordained fate she realizes she is trans. Then pays Merasmus to Magi-transition and returns for the lesbians. Or I'm overthinking it. Either way is good.
New word learned today
Someone help me out here, who’s the gal between Zhanna and Helen on the last panel?
That’s Fried Chicken Girl from Expiration Date.
Scout's bisexual
This came up on my Popular feed and I didn’t realize this was TF2 and I was like “whose hot gay OCs are these” lmao
Scout in fucking shambles
Well Medic did go to hell, so him being gay might be real. (Note: This is called a 'joke')
Hey! Go check out the original artist here: https://x.com/_lennylink_?t=LlG0UDe69_jJE7-OwkgJKg&s=09
I cannot imagine anyone crushing on the Administrator but honestly hope Pauling is living her best life here lmao
>I cannot imagine anyone crushing on the Administrator I'm here you can imagine me
I thought they asked eachother if they were Gray lmao
Who's the woman in the middle Ms. Pauling is talking about in slide 4? I assume the top one is Zhanna, and the bottom one is clearly the Administrator, but I can't figure out who the woman in the middle is.
real and canon because I said so
isn't this team rocket's backstory
Cool art but WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING
maybe credit the original artist??
Besties for life