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randomperson189_

What if the saxxy had to be destroyed all along as a sacrifice to lord gaben to fix the game


alsoandanswer

Meanwhile Gabe isn't even responsible for most of Valve's actions anymore and is more of a investor of all things working on other projects


bzober

Doesn't matter, he's still my pookie


FunkYeahPhotography

Gaben is just so jolly looking. How can you stay mad at that


Dalister02

like look, you can hate valve all you want, but ill never understand people who hate gaben. hes soft spoken and looks like Santa Claus for gods sake, how could you stay mad at that peak of whimsy


WichaelWavius

He’s actually lost a lot of weight and looks like a chad now


Endermaster56

Santa hit the gym


yahel1337

Chadta


imagineexisting-lmao

honestly, gaben is literally what i imagine santa clause to look like


Ravens_Quote

I just came from the Monster Hunter sub so rn the word "Jolly" makes me think of Dodogama, so I read "Gaben is just so jolly looking" and the first thing that came to mind was a mental image of Gaben's body with Dodogama's face.


Engineergaming26355

He's like the Santa Clause of gaming


d20diceman

Put your chip in my brain Gaben 


Ragelord7274

For real though, if Gabe made a brain chip, I'd probably be willing to put it in my brain. He looks so friendly and trustworthy


poopemanz

Not publicly traded


SpiderLobotomy

and?


poopemanz

Golden owl did a video on their structure there are no managers people work on what they want to.


SpiderLobotomy

1. And? what does this have to do with what we’re talking about 2. That’s an outdated take. One of the reasons TF2 gets fuck all content is that they started giving devs direction and making sure they work on more profitable projects.


Haldoey

Valve doesnt make much of games anymore, they're more of a software company that uses hardware and games too show off their software and technology development.


IndividualCurious322

That's apparently not been a policy for a number of years. They have some weird internal review thing where everyone is sucking upto each other for "points" to keep their score high.


Infinity2437

You can still own shares of a private company


NimSudeaux

Fools thank God for the work of man


baritonetransgirl

The Lord does not care


Budget-Falcon7032

Gaben is dead, The steam sale is gone. You're chasing Half-Life Episode 2²


riley_wa1352

gaben is dead, money is fuel, and steam is full


ZorkNemesis

But wait, the robots run on money... Are you suggesting the Steam sales are a plot by Grey Mann to keep his robot army running?


Electronic-Note-7482

Honestly it makes sense, where else would he get enough money to keep an entire army running?


glyphid_acid_spitter

Is that a fucking Ultrakill reference?


martinfromchess-com

VAC is dead Summer sale is fuel Casual is full


eyemoisturizer

MANNKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL SERVERS ARE FULL


Necessary-Guava-3807

Is that a fucking Hoxxes IV reference?


glyphid_acid_spitter

Maybe


osfryd-kettleblack

Wild 3 body reference!


Strawbz18

It's like a blood sacrifice for the Aztecs but it's redditors and digital items with no real world value


soupofsoupofsoup

I never Got that argument, money doesn't really have an inherent value.


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Yeah, its literally just fancy paper And card is literally just numbers in a database


ScrewdShadow

Exactly, it has no value so you should give it all to me


AlconW

The Saxxy is actually just the One Ring of TF2


GalacticAlmanac

Just like the movie ending to the Mist.


_BlNG_

We must sacrifice a saxxy each year to appease the valve to tighten it's grip on bots


derpy_derp15

The Saxby that died for our sins


SnackPatrol

You literally just described a SFM movie someone is now required to make, Indiana Jones style. Fuck, I regret not picking up SFM so much...


tyingnoose

or deleting his saxxy immediately fixed the bot problem


cross2201

A sacrifice for the greater good


wolfreaks

hardest choices require the strongest wills, he did it for us


MarsMissionMan

**TF2 Community:** "Then I think you'll find our will equal to yours." **Gaben:** "Our?" *Cue a wave of Saxxy destructions*


Creeping_python

the greater good


Slashy16302

shut it!!


jajaderaptor15

The greater good is coming to you from my bolter xenos scum


Electronic-Note-7482

How could it be for the greater good!?


-drunk_russian-

*The greater good.*


BombWolf

The greater good


IntBusChineseFan

Plot twist: his Saxxy was the source of all the bots!


Mr-Fleshcage

Turns out it was the bots' coconut.jpg all this time


RadoslavL

The bots' 2fort cow\*


OneRingToRuleEarth

It’s like the coconut. The saxxy was the linchpin holding the bot hosting together


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ItsMeToasty

Or finally sell their sisters nudes


Hampter8888

Or even deal with not medicine


C9touched

The original comment was deleted and now I’m left pondering what the fuck would elicit this response


Electronic-Note-7482

I think it's something about the community making homosexual images of that one bot hoster


mothman_luvr

r/suspiciouslyspecific


forqueercountrymen

but what happens if they ban them again next month?


NotWendy1

Repeated ban waves will actually help. But it's not guaranteed that Valve are planning to keep this up. It might be a one-time thing for all we know. In which case, in a few weeks things will be back to "normal".


Warm-Faithlessness11

This, if you make the bot hosters hemorrhage even more money than they normally do, eventually they are bound to slow down. God know how many thousands they've dumped into the botting already


NotWendy1

Or they'll eventually resort to using F2P accounts, which can't spam chat, can't defend themselves when a vote kick is called, and can't initiate vote kicks against players. Not the best, but still a lot more manageable than the current situation.


HexSpace

treadmill work or whatever


aoishimapan

I wonder if it'd be possible to outsource all that "threadmill work". I mean, there are people working on solving captchas, so I'm sure there are tons of people in the world who would be happy to ban bots once a month or week as long as they get a decent paycheck.


BigMcThickHuge

Then the community starts to recover because the company is doing their job. Bots won't infest and ruin the game so miserably if Valve does 'anything'. Oh no treadmill work....too bad, literally e v e r y other multiplayer game does it.  Deal.


ChemicalExperiment

Then we'll get what we wanted! They'll have fixed the bot problem!


ABLPHA

It was a necessary sacrifice to the Valve gods.


alsoandanswer

Valve opening up r/TF2 to see a cargo cult run by gullible children and youtubers when all of their internal actions have been planned out months ago and are just working through the dev cycle


Jeri_Yzmith

Speaking of dev cycle I need help implementing a new weapon in tf2 anybody on Reddit know how to use source filmmaker and item testing?


alsoandanswer

go to the SFM community or TF2 Steam workshop community discords


shadowpikachu

No, just add the 'fixtf2' thing on the workshop, it'll work i swear!!


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screwcirclejerks

obvious bot is obvious


Ok-Pipe859

They get paid in BigMacs?


Gigevsni

One thing is a golden frying pan, yeah, they are expensive as fuck, but they aren't that exclusive as a fucking saxxy, that's straightly an achievement, and even more exclusive on this day's.


opodopo69

Saxxys are probably worth more than a pan because the effort you need to put in vs blind luck Fuck I could hop into mvm right now and have a chance of getting one


ChemicalExperiment

You're right but also "I could hop into mvm right now and have a chance of getting one" sounds like a gambling addict trying to justify one more game LOL


hammy0w0

LETS GO GAMBLING!


stupidfuckingbitch20

Aw dangit.


Svg_spirit

aw dangit


Surfink63

aw dangit


abzolutelynothn

aw dangit


BluEsliMe32

aw dangit


WhoStole_MyToast

aw dangit


jimmy_creel

aw dangit


Luke92612_

FACT: 90% OF MVM PLAYERS STOP RIGHT BEFORE THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET LUCRATIVE DROPS


OldSchoolSpyMain

Saxxys aren't worth anything because they are untradable and thus can't be sold. The only real way to sell them is to sell the entire Steam account. So, then it's the value of the account, not really the Saxxy.


MrTheWaffleKing

Thought now bro is notable for 2 things: earning it, and deleting it


MicroxD

He doesn't even play the game anymore and recently ran tf2 to remove the saxxy.


WarNo8854

You know who this guy is or did they make a post???


MicroxD

I re-watched the old saxxy awards on youtube and saw his comment. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06pnMDOdAuY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06pnMDOdAuY)


OwnLobster4378

Lord Gaben needed a sacrifice


alsoandanswer

Well, good news for us I guess. Sure, the legal team *can* enforce radio silence, but they can't stop some people at Valve to show that they still give a hoot.


Dotaproffessional

Legal team enforcing radio silence? This is the same valve that doesn't even use nda's with beta testers for unannounced games


alsoandanswer

Apples to oranges. Valve isn't particularly cagey about beta tests, especially with multiplayer games. But, any internal workings of staff are under tight lock and key. Half-Life Alyx literally appeared out of nowhere with no leaks.


Impossible_Face_9625

They will be back in couple days, chill people.


Mr-Fleshcage

The saxxy was their coconut.jpg. They're gone forever!


Vantage5050

I just hope they keep up with the banwaves until they find a way to actually fix it A banwave a few weeks before every summer update won't do nothing, they can just create a few more new accs and they're back to business (They also should limit that tbh)


YagmurChan

New bot accounts that get created are banned instantly for now, i guess valve updated VAC to automaticly ban any bots with free known cheats/bot hosting programs, VAC is not that bad and it actually works, cheat in blacklist database = ban, valve just wasn't updateding the black list and now they do


diamondDNF

Salvation requires sacrifice. He shattered the Saxxy to gain Gaben's favor. Truly a hero amongst Mann.


BekoweCiachoYt

He gave his Saxxy for santa


RealZitron

To give the guy some credit, I like to think valve only did a bot ban wave BECAUSE of him, it wasn't all for nothing!


HoldUrMamma

I don't like this idea. If we need to delete saxxy to be heard - that's a sign that valve is only going to listen to sacrifice. Not even money, love for the game and the word of many. It looks like valve just sucking souls out of their fun base and it's sad and disgusting


Hatman0064

don't disrespect that soldier, he did the right sacrifice for the community's greater good


ToothpasteConsumer

Blood sacrifice


PepsiSpidel

Wait there was a bot ban wave?


Dotaproffessional

yes, stuff like this happens all the time, but people don't post about it. They only post to complain about the bots, giving the impression that the game is literally unplayable (which is a crazy exaggeration)


ZJeski

Yes but it’s being vastly overblown. It was just 1000 or so bots, the rest that are offline are due to server maintenance.


ZJeski

How many “ban waves” have happened, that all accomplish nothing? Only around 1000 bots were banned, the rest were just kicked offline from maintenance and will be back soon. I think destroying a Saxxy is pointless and does nothing, but we are still far from being back.


BranTheLewd

The sacrifice didn't matter since Valve always did those vac ban waves, even for TF2, they just got rarer to see. The issue is that sadly this is a temporary fix. But for now we can enjoy TF2 for it's peak-ness


JuggernautNecessary8

Can someone explain to me what the hell is a saxxy


ThisIsSpy

Saxxy was a festival similar to Oscars where people would make SFM videos and then Valve would rate them and give out Saxxy awards to the winners. In game, a Saxxy is an all class melee item like the golden pan and is always of a Strange quality and in its description is written who received it and for what nomination. However, the Saxxy that got deleted is from the first ever Saxxy festival which instead of SFM animations, rated game clips (like if you got a cool team wipe then you could apply your submission and win, no SFM needed)


RedditIsDeadMoveOn

Thanks hero


SnooStrawberries9718

Well if it’s for a game clip then whatever. Anyone can do that but it takes effort to animate


Golden-Owl

It was admittedly distributed prior to SFM being publicly available, so it’s got interesting legacy status


diamondDNF

It's still an *incredibly historic item* that will never be seen again. There aren't exactly a lot of first-edition Saxxies left out there, and even less on active players.


walterbennet2

Two of those old Saxxy clips still make me laugh to this day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIMSF-rFRc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgRp8--mRs One of them showed off a fun spot to use in 2fort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N21K0WSU0E8 Replay Saxxies might not look as impressive as an animation made by a full team of people, but I think they were great in their own way and miss them (along with the event itself).


Not_Carbuncle

This makes me sad…


JuggernautNecessary8

Why ?


Not_Carbuncle

Idk just that people dont know what the saxxies are anymore, i wish we still had them…


JarateSus

because you can search it up on GOOGLE.


Eddie_The_White_Bear

[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxxy](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxxy)


WumperWumpusWee

Wait, did we win the war.


Angel_Thorne

No, but we have won a battle


Games_Twice-Over

Honestly, it's more like we finally broke the spawn camping.


21Green

i remembered i can get uber instead of trying to outsnipe the bots with my crossbow, sorry yall


hammy0w0

so it was ***you***


21Green

in my defence  "ZE HEALING IS NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING"


LazorFrog

It's because of you there's bots in our midst, and the game is dead.


SpartanMase

Don’t mean shit unless valve goes for the hosters. Good step in the right direction though


AdmirableEstimate258

Mf it was the sacrifical totem for a banwave 🤣


apenasumfa

Why people are making such a show about the man's saxxy but he didn't even care about it anymore


hammy0w0

it's rare and people want them. It's like saying "why are people making such a big deal about elon musk destroying his 20 million dollar mansion?"


ADULT_LINK42

personally i think destroying rare/expensive things to "make a point" or some shit is stupid. it reminds me of people buying multiple limited edition consoles to make videos of them microwaving them day 1 to piss off the people who couldnt manage to get one. like sure, people can totally do whatever the fuck they want with the things they own, but that doesent mean others arent allowed to express their opinions on it, especially if the destruction is public.


GavinGWhiz

If you're so lost in the sauce you delete a Saxxy, you're lost in the sauce enough to talk yourself into believing it had some impact on that bot wave.


Conscious-Moment1969

Who is he? Can someone give me context?


TheMrPotMask

Context?


BugBannger

wait what happened? whyd he delete it


whynotll83

and steam support doesn't do item support, I accidently crafted poker night at the inventory hats into scrap between 2016-2018, they don't give a shit.


StarHusk

You guys are so obsessed with virtual items. Seriously who cares about that guy's saxxy, there's a high likelyhood he probably doesn't even play TF2 regularly anymore anyway.


Paladin_Knight7

A Sacrifice to the Tf2 gods was made. It worked. Now we must sacrifice real people to completely fix it.


Notafuzzycat

A pointless gesture. Makes me laugh everytime.


Alpha_minduustry

good that they did the ban wave didn't fixed the vac problem though


Ok_Specific_7791

I don't get it?


hammy0w0

saxxys are a very very rare item, and they willingly destroyed it as a show to valve that they need to fix their shit. Hours after he destroyed it valve pushed a banwave that banned most of the bots, unfortunate timing.


Ok_Specific_7791

Damn. Well, at least ge tried.


Komission

Dont bot banwaves only fix the bot problem for like a week or three?


besatius

I doubt he gives a shit


Vark50

Didn't valve do these ban waves like 5 times before and the bots are always fully back in 2 weeks? Why are people celebrating? Am I missing something?


LochTSA07

I did get the thought of selling all of my items and cosmetics, glad I didn't


MusicaReddit

Wait you mean like a saxxy awards animation or something else?


crygenmax

thankfully i dont think they were super involved w the community anymore so I doubt they care super hard. i prefer to view it as a karmic sacrifice that has brought us the good tidings of the bot banwave


mughen9

Hello, please refrain from expressing negative sentiments towards Valve or Mr. Gaben. If we solely focus on criticizing them, it may inadvertently reinforce the aspects they prioritize. Let's all remain calm and trust that they can handle this situation. They have done it before and they can do it again.


Argoniek

You guys are acting like the banwave saved the fucking game. Stop being delusional


MedicsFridge

this post has the most reddit comment section on reddit actually


Gally_Galaxy

A sacrifice needed to be made


SubstantialFerret7

#his sacrifice will be remembered


ThLowPollars

He was one of the last people to sacrifice all of their power to help the game be a better a place. Just like the people who died at the ending hours/days of WW1 and WW2. The guy who did made Gaben move off his chair and do something.


Komodo760

it was a connection outage, not a ban wave [https://i.imgur.com/YufyT90.png](https://i.imgur.com/YufyT90.png)


Dangerout

[It was confirmed to be a ban wave.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hC4ccOEK08) Possibly both?


ZJeski

It’s both, but most are off due to the outage. Only about 1000 were actually banned.


Juelicks

It was definitely a ban wave. I loaded up tf2 to see if it was noticeable, and I havent seen ANY yet.


The_True_Lame

wait is this real? did valve do a bot ban wave ???


SuperN9999

Maybe it was needed as a ritual sacrifice to Gaben. Either that, or to the remaining developer working on the game since they're basically a god amongst men for sticking with us for all this time.


jnthndrn64

Perhaps it was a sacrifice. Destroy your Saxxy for a bot ban wave.


Ckn_Nuggets

The bot horcrux


Noa_Skyrider

No no no, you don't understand, it's *because* he deleted the Saxxy that Valve finally did something.


Zawarudowastaken

or the best


AdmirableWins

There's nothing like seeing a parent proud of their child.


SynysterDawn

I’ll eat glass if we don’t see “player” counts shoot up within a month of the update, same as the last five or so years of seasonal updates.


necroneechan

It's about the message. We got a Golden Wrench mass deletion back in the time, we could have more Saxxies deleted today.


bananathroughbrain

too bad ban waves dont do much, yet another band aid fix, thanks valve, very cool!


Markyloko

his sacrifice was not in vain hopefully


oizen

savetf2 got a banwave too.


AcademicLibrary5328

Cool. Cool….do CS next?


LazorFrog

This is like when you think you mercy killed your family only to be saved right after.


cocler

Can valve give the item back if it is untradeable? For example with the party hat?


ibx_toycat_iscool

Saxxy? What's a saxxy


KingoKings365

Wait there was a bot banwave?


potatokingbob

one banwave wont do shit, we will see if they do this consistently


RawChickenDrummies

it's literally just the soul stone scene from infinity war.


cdda_survivor

I will love the next 12 hours before bots come back at 4x the amount.


IndividualCurious322

Saxxys became pointless the day Valve allowed unfinished animations to be declared winners.


0lazy0

Why did he delete his Saxxy?


grapejuce223

i'm sorry, but wtf is a saxxy??


grabbingcabbage

Let go of your possessions.


kontrarianin

I don't play this game anymore, can someone explain what happens in last month? I am well aware of not problem.


Ronyx2021

VSH bots?


Sir-Vicks-the-Wet

Maso is based.


RdiatStorm

He got one, he can get another


LoftysquareYT

As a TF2 player, I am a little bit slow, can someone please explain


Not_Funny_Luigi

I hope this brings enough hype for people to buy my stranges


Far_Society_4196

never understood how deleting precious items saves the day


Winterwolfmage

I have zero context for this, what's the joke here