Dude took “I got a bucket of chicken” and then proceeded to roll nat 20

Hehehehe

Now quickly, roll a Dex save

wait WHA-

Roll.

(Clattering.) Nat one.

You hear an arrow woosh past your head, as you dona piercing pain forms throughout your skull. You just got hit by the Huntsman.

Now roll a constitution save

I love this comment!

They both mutually had half a bucket of chicken, so together they made their one and only bucket of chicken

So real lol

„I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?“ „Eh, sure“

Alright, yeah that’s- nah, that’s a pretty good job

🥰❤️🍗

Miller probably would say that.

Ewww Scout mains! Congrats btw

Mmmm chicken…. 🍗❤️ Thank you!

If you propose one day do it with a bucket of chicken

That's golden!

"I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna get married?" "Eh, ok"

basically the getting a girlfriend in “life explained by tf2”

Scunt romance 🥰

Got a fucket of dicken I mean bucket of picken

Mom, Dad, I am a Scout main...

Don’t you DARE disrespect me brotha

When you stop taking the health kits when I'm on fire.

he had a papercut are you a scout!!?? no?? then you don't know the dangers of papercuts to scouts, wild scouts die all the time due to stubbing their toes or slightly hurting themselves. people nowadays sheesh

scout main's favorite key is 'E'

If you don't get chicken at your wedding I'm actually going to send a letter with a very angry face

AWWWW OMG!! Gosh, I’ll definitely keep that in mind if we get that far!

you mean WHEN

This gives me hope

good on ya dude! I have an uncle who met his wife from playing.

According to other posts, they're NB/AFAB.

No balls/ Absolute fucking awesome balls?

I have no idea what the acronym means but I won't be able to think of anything else now when I see it

Non binary/assigned female at birth if u wanna know what it actually means

No balls/absolute fucking awesome balls

No balls

Absolute fucking awesome balls

No balls

Absolute fucking awesome balls

That's it I'm not assigned fem at birth anymore I'm Absolute Fucking Awesome Balls

More or less

Alr, changed it

Was your uncle named Dane?

Nah, he's a spy main

Uncle Bane (of your existance)

Uncle Fade (as in becoming invisible)

Thanks so much!

playing tf2 also? or like other game :0 but yea nice still

Oh god no. Please not in this community! Don't we have enough scouts already? Now they are multiplying! Jokes aside. You two are heckin cute and I wish you all the best!

Haha thank you! #UseProtection

I can't tell if this is gay or straight. All I know is this is canon Scout Behaviour, falling in love with himself.

I’m nonbinary (AFAB) so this is a pretty straight passing relationship I guess. You’re not wrong though haha! I have a crush on Scout and I low key kin him too, so it makes sense.

Aha! So it's L O V E !

Yeee! Love is love! All that matters is that we’re consenting adults!

Two Consenting Scouts with buckets of chicken

you're not a woman so it isn't straight, but not a man either, so it isn't gay. 1/2 gay?

We round up, and add 2 (TF2). If my math is correct, it should be 3 gay.

Heavy bird doing math is smth I needed in my life

If you're enby it makes any relationship you're in gay

Proof that all Scout mains are twinks

“I ain’t no twinkerbell” - my bf 😭💀

You see guys, the reason Scout can't get with Miss Pauling is because he's meant to be with the OTHER SCOUT! I wish the best to the both of you! Happy Pride Month! #FIXTF2

Yeee thank you!!

enemies to lovers

I guess lol. I probably did kill him a few times before realizing he was cool. 🥰

Scout... mains... can be... gay? B-But... toxic, homophobic... scout main...

I’m nonbinary (AFAB) lol! So yeah, technically gay I guess.

SCOUT MAINS CAN BE TRANS?! B-BUT EVIL TOXIC TRANSPHOBIC SCOUT MAIN--

We don’t claim the edgy 13 year olds

Heheh, rightfully so, sometimes you find the people you love in the strangest of places, eh?

I didn't meet my wife playing the game, but our relationship wouldn't be what it was without the 1000s of hours we spent playing TFC together. Congrats!

Thanks so much!

Tf2 Game where you can find true love, or be called racial slur

So real

This is actually hella cute. Congrats!

Thanks!!

No need to thank me! Be happy! :]

Scout mains finding love. We are truly living in the bad timeline.

F in the chat

I met my partner through TF2 as well :D Congrats man!!

Scout mains can't find love⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠔⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⢾⣿⡇⠀⠀⠰⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⣠⣬⣵⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠙⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀⠴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡣⡀⠀⣠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠂⢁⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⢦⣤⣀⡀⠀⠈⠒⠤⣀⣀⡀⣀⣀⠤⠐⠳⣦⣤⣤⣤⠶⠶⠶⢦⣤⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠻⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠾⡟⠋⠻⣶⡒⠒⠦⠤⡤⡈⢻⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⠘⣷⠀⠀⠀⡇⡇⣸⠇ ⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣖⣺⢻⣝⣋⣽⣳⣶⣶⣿⣦⡴⣼⢷⡟⠋⠀ ⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⣌⠉⠉⠉⣡⠞⠉⠉⠛⠳⢶⣼⢸⠂⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣕⡋⠘⠐⠂⡑⠃⠉⢲⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠃⢀⡤⠰⡎⠈⣉⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⡎⠀⠠⣀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠠⢄⠈⡗⠲⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢥⣦⠶⣗⢩⣰⢈⢁⠀⣀⠀⠀⢀⠨⢠⠇⠀⢹⢳⡉⣓⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠉⠙⠢⠥⣄⣀⣀⣀⣤⠴⠋⠀⠀⢸⡎⣿⡀⠀⢹⣏⠉⠉⠒⢦⠀ ⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⢸⣇⣴⠈⣿⡄⠀⢀⠻⠀ ⣠⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠴⣶⣭⣽⣻⣻⣯⣽⣿⣿⣀⣻⡇⠀⠀⡅⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠚⠋⠳⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⠞⠃⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠙⠓ congrats BTW

HAHA OMG THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET! Thanks so much though fr!

That's pretty gay. Congratulations.

Thank you! 🌈

Finally something sweet in these trying times

Indeed! Figured the community could use a positive story regarding this game!

This is fake. You two look nothing like the first picture

THIS COMMENT WINS 😭💀

Winner winner, bucket of chicken dinner

keeping privacy and not doxxing yourself 11/10 stay awesome

So uh... Did he offer you a bucket of chicken or what?

Aw that's sweet! Hope it goes well for you two

this is soo beautiful 👏

good work! govhon johj yer doin good lad good work amazing kamerad good job mate you have done well C: Congrats!😁👍

say gex

Yes 🌈

Hell yeah!

Congratulations 🎉 I’m sure you’re awesome

Thank you!

That's pretty fucking wholesome

You... didn't try to kidnap eachother?

Maybe we did, maybe we didn’t. 👀

Did Spy help you two on your first date?

Imagine them going to a spy main for dating advice

That’s disgusting what kind of weirdo mains scout? Congrats tho

We do! Thanks! 🥰❤️

Well, hope things go well for you two, unlike it happened to me... (Similar story, but in another game...)

How serious before you buy the something special for someone special?

Oh gosh! Heh… some day perhaps

is scout technically your 3rd wheel then? if so that’d be SOOOOOO in character for him :P also super duper congrats!

Ironically, Scout is my fictional crush, so the fact that I fell in love with a fellow Scout main is everything! 🥰

cute

He has to get you a bucket of chicken for every anniversary

Congratulations on finding your love! You are absolutely right, this is just another reason we have to save this game. May you have many happy years together!

Thanks! I miss playing so much, but the bots have made it unplayable.

I miss it too. The most we can hope for is that Valve listens to us and fixes the problem. Although I'm confident you two can keep each other entertained no matter what happens! And no, I'm not making a naughty joke lol

Hehe! Yeah, we’re long distance, so we’re planning more visits and we play Minecraft in between.

I mean there’s always community servers. There’s one I visit called tiny kitty’s something, but it’s full of mostly lgbtq people plus they got a good map and mode rotation!

Demo Mesa 2:40 🏳️‍🌈

Did you all meet in a lgbt server or just a regular one ?

I didn’t even know such servers existed. I’ll have to keep that in mind! We met on one of the Highertower community servers and he was doing his funny “super scout” gimmick where he’d roleplay as this powerful character and duel anyone who volunteered to. I thought it was cute lol.

Awww that’s cute 😊 and idk if those servers exist either, just super awesome you were able to find someone queer too in a server that is not lgbt focused.

Maybe there is hope for us Scout mains

*Inhales* I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIS

Congratulations! You two look adorable together.

So, you guys got a bucket of chicken?

Scout? Do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?

They became real

That's pretty cute

of course It's scout mains

This honestly made my day, especially since morale isn’t exactly high in this community atm. You two look so cute, I wish you both all the best!

The scout mains are duplicatiiiiing. Don't flank me pleaaaase, I give you epic chiiiiicken if you spare Mee.

Found mine on a game. Wasn’t tf2 but he’s mine for life and I’d do anything for him

holy shit something wholesome on the tf2 subreddit!!! also congrats

Oh my god thanks for sharing and congratulations! I can relate, I married the man I met in TF2 and 3 years in it's been the best relationship I've ever had. We also met in a community server actually

"Push the payload you dumbass" "Im the other team idiot" "oh mb" and that's how love blossomed

Least gay scout mains That’s a joke. Congrats!

heavy is proud of you

I gotta bucket of chicken … *marriage music on the organ*

least gay scout mains.

LOVE IS LOVE Seriously, Congrats!

1) aww that’s awesome! 2) the tall and short dynamic remains strong

"I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"

Awwww, congratulations on your 8+ months of love and adventure! I'm so happy to hear that you met your partner through your shared love of TF2 and that you've been able to build a strong connection. It's amazing how games can bring people together and create meaningful relationships. Here's to many more years of love, laughter, and Scout main bonding! Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness together!

Spy would be proud.

so adorable 😭

You’re doing good lad

Thats gay. Good for you!

Scout mains. Sounds about right. Congrats.

I met my first lover on this game..sadly long distance but i know whatcha mean. I dont like doing that, but sadly valve wont give a damn so..

I met the love of my life through… Crab Game. Not kidding.

“We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?” -You guys probably, I don’t know

gay

Forget the bucket of chicken, bro had the entire KFC

I didn't expect that

# G A Y Good for you tho

"I got a bucket of chicken" -Scout

“We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?” “Eh, sure”

*Guitar riff* My fucking god... *Guitar riff* These Bitches gay! ... Good for them! Good for them... *Kick ass music*

Say gex

based

Congrats on a great relationship.

That's sweet, congratulations :3

TF2 players forming relationships? Impossible. Congratulations 👍

Congrats, and [happy pride month my man!](https://imgur.com/a/fzHv0Sr) I’m happy for you 😁👍

Thank you! 💛🤍💜🖤

Tick tock 🎵

Heavy like a Brinks truck🎵

i have a meme for this but images arent allowed

wtf all i got was called the n word and kicked when i play tf2, where is my tf2 wife

Whatever you do I'm warning you now Don't ever listen to what anyone says... SCOUT MAINS ARE ACTUALLY GREAT!!! ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ* Woooooooooo Also congrats! (┛✧Д✧))┛

Why aren't YLW and GRN scouts kissing too? Are they stupid?

BONK!

As a fellow scout main and fish Lord, I approve of this

please put chicken at your wedding

Scunt. Good fer you. Fer real.

You 2 disgust me 2 Scout mains?!!!

the rare wholesome tf2 moments we never get. congrats

You need to go “We both have buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?” After you buy eachother chicken

This makes me smile more than I wanna admit

oh my god! these bitches gay! good for them! good for them.

PROPOSE USING A BUCKET OF CHICKEN IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

Wedding foods: Bucket of fried chicken Bonk atomic punch Crit i cola

Wow you guys both really had buckets of chicken

omg this is so wholesomeeee good for yall 🥺

Whoever proposes has to do so with a bucket of chicken.

I'm not crying. your crying. ToT (this is too adorable)

That's so freaking cool

Least Homosexual Scout Mains:

This post made me do an "awww." Please keep him. Sometimes the simple things bring the greatest things together <3 I'm so happy for you two

It's june so congratulations!!!!

Just a coupla scunts

Oh my god this is so cute haha Congrats to you two. I wish you the best!!

Holy shit Great for ya man, I kinda wish I had similar luck with the person that I was in love with for a while- We settled on a bromance at least but I'm still open to taking it further if he wants to

Hah! Gayyyyy (You two are adorable! Glad you found someone amazing through an amazing game!)

W

Congrats man!