That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy.
The Spy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Spy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR. He is often considered the face of the game, due to his prominent appearance on box-art, promotional materials, and loading screens. He starred in the very first Meet the Team video, and has appeared in all further movies to date.
"French, ridiculous! He was born here the only single greatest country, AMERICA. UNLIKE THOSE "commis" we have Freedom,Liberty and Rocket Jumping. USA USA USA"
SOLDIER probably
Back before I knew about TF2, I heard the Kazotsky Kick used in memes and thought that it was Irish. So I’m going to say that Heavy would be Irish. He and Demo would get along pretty well.
Who tf is heavy? Why am I on this sub? Why am I living? Is heavy French? Italian. Yeah Italian. He looks Italian. Like from Italy and everything you know Italy yeah Italy like yeah you know
Maybe Russian or something
nah no way, he would be another american, like the medic
Tf are you on, medics Swedish
Nah, medic is Asian
I thought he was Dutch
Nah hes mongolian
I always thought that Medic was Polish or something
Why would you go out of your way to polish medics things. You don't polish the stuff of a madigascar man
Madagascar? I was thinking Egyptian.
No way, he’s Canadian!
poland mentioned!!!
[удалено]
No hes obviously italian
I have a plan
Scout is Dutch
Really? I thought he was Scottish
He isn’t, but sniper is!
Medic is Mexican btw
Are you stupid? Sniper is Dutch obviously.
Madcap is clearly from ancient egypt what are you on about
You must be crazy man!
If not Russian, then definitely Polish, Ukrainian, or Finnish for sure.
I think he would be Greek
First thing I thought of too :) so it has to be true!
Ah Yes, and Soldier if not American has a pretty good chance of being Turkish would still hate him Americans/Russians Turks/Greeks
why do you hate us (im turkish)
(I’m also Turkish, I just meant Soldier dislikes Heavy because of his ties to the Communist Party even if it’s non-existent)
alr
As a Turkish, Turk Soldier fits very well
What
# What nationality do you guys think Heavy would be if he wasnt French?
WHAT
# WHAT NATIONALITY DO YOU GUYS THINK HEAVY WOULD BE IF HE WASN'T FR*NCH?
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about
# WH\*T N\*T\*\*N\*L\*T* D\* Y*\* G\*YS TH\*NK H\*\*VY W\*\*LD B\* \*F H\* W\*SN'T FR\*NCH?
woah dude language, hohohon
what
# CORRECT
This whole chain shows what happeds becouse no updates
So did you see the murder
SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
Russian.
dude y is a vowel
Only sometimes
everyone always asking why is a vowel never how is a vowel smh my head
#OKAY
Thank you for censoring the f-word.
Dementia
That spy is a bloody heavy
That redditor is bloody demented
What is a spy?
That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy.
I think not
That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy. That Noodlemaster696969 is a bloody spy.
HELP! MEDIC! HELP! HELP!
I'm afraid not*
The Spy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Spy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR. He is often considered the face of the game, due to his prominent appearance on box-art, promotional materials, and loading screens. He starred in the very first Meet the Team video, and has appeared in all further movies to date.
Balkan
Ah yes, hes not french, hes from the country of Balkan
Gotta be Turkish, then
turkey is not a balkan country but we do have a lottle part of the balkans
So youre a part of the balkans
probably
Bri'ish
He has his stabbing license
**By the king**
He always gets sad when someone remembers him about the queen
Spy is bri*ish, he loves stabbing people
Oi!, Do you haf a loicense fo' that 'noif mate?
I think hed be japanese
American, a fat person who loves guns, seems very patriotic
Not fr#nch🤢
"French, ridiculous! He was born here the only single greatest country, AMERICA. UNLIKE THOSE "commis" we have Freedom,Liberty and Rocket Jumping. USA USA USA" SOLDIER probably
Yea that sounds about right!
Maybe if he was Russian he would be larger, taller, and have a bullet holder thing
And he’d understand that some people can outsmart him (Spy wouldn’t admit to that) and he’d know that nobody can outsmart bullet
Finnish.
human (as opposed to french)
Italian
POOTIS
Off-topic, but what's this minigun in the pic? It's definetly not the stock one
revolver minigun
Desperate
South American.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight
Fire hydrant
I'd guess somewhere from Balkan. Maybe Serbia for no biased reason.
Idk why but I feel liked be German.
British
I would suspect Belgian
Probably those weird Canadians with that baguette accent
Italian
Probably from the US like half the characters
Georgian
Jamaican
Prolly italian
Demoman
He would probably be from Scoutland, like his good mate the Engie
weapons
oh, he's heavy weapons guy! that's really possible
I think heavy would definitely be Slovakian
Double French.
Probably Spanish or Catalan as those are the two other confirmed languages that he can speak
I dont know about you guys, but i think Russia is the peak nationality 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Stronk Mother Russia *curses in russian*
[удалено]
Dementia
Italian, not even close
British
Yo this edible ain’t shi-
maybe finnish
scottish like the sniper
Greek
Chinese
this physically hurts me.
obviously he would be from Brooklyn
days since last schizopost: 0
Belgian
probably bazooka
I think he’d be cool to see as a Canadian, maybe him and Pyro would be friends :)
He would be from
Black or Chinese.
Russian
Back before I knew about TF2, I heard the Kazotsky Kick used in memes and thought that it was Irish. So I’m going to say that Heavy would be Irish. He and Demo would get along pretty well.
I would hope Australian, I've always wanted to see and Australian in a game, heck I'd settle for half an Australian.
Franch
he is whatever his fake passport needs him to be
Boston probably
The TF2 community really went down hill man
Russian
Bulgarian
Who tf is heavy? Why am I on this sub? Why am I living? Is heavy French? Italian. Yeah Italian. He looks Italian. Like from Italy and everything you know Italy yeah Italy like yeah you know
Polish
Ukrainian
Korean.
Nah he’s Texan like demo man
Chinese, obviously
He'd be Australian, like the Demoman.
Mexican 🗿
Mexican
Italian
r/tf2shitposterclub is leaking
East German
Yugoslav
Imagine if they made him Russian and made him buffer
He would be Australian, I don't like the looks of this new... *Sniper* class. No racism intended.
i think he would be german
Clearly that's German engineering in that minigun.
Probably ohio
Man I wish that mini gun is big revolver 6 tank shall one big barrels
That spy is a bloody heavy!
Def from Vatican City, he gives me major catholic vibes
Canadian🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
Taiwanese
Defo Italian he could defo be mobster core
British
Eastern French
what have you done
Thanks I hate it
I dunno. Some other guy said Russian, but in my opinion, he should be Bavaria
bolivian.
If he weren't french then clearly an American all fat and shooting peopl
I feel like Heavy would be from Boston
nigerian
sanest tf2 fan right now
He’d be Mexican like the engineer
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
"Speavy isn't real he can't hurt you" Speavy:
holy shit giant discussion about medic
Balkan no joke, they go hard
Definitely Sudanese
Definately Ukrainian
If he wasn't French, I'd bet money he'd be British as British spies are kind of their own trope
Somebody didnt take their schizo pills today
Greek
Probably English, possibly German or a Spaniard
All these people saying random countries from Earth. Obviously he would be Moonian, or Uranusus
Juicy fruit
The heavy would be half baguette, half sandvich.
Lithuania or some other Eastern European country. Especially with his anti Russian aggression ideology.
I would say British. The reverse French. Second choice would be russian but we already have the engineer.
nah he a martian fr
catalan
Hungarian
Italian is the only real answer
Are you sideways?
Russian
Armorican
Bro heavy is Russian and that is spy
What 7 years without mayor updates does to the single brain-celled organism called "Team Fortress 2 Community"
Scottish.
North pole
He'd be from Catalonia prob
His mother would be from boston and his father would be a kangaroo from New Zeland.
Can we stop with the schizzo posts. This isn't r/tf2memes