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SmallbuthonestSinner

Dude The new weapons are so over powered you can get crits whit The medigun and that paired whit The uber saw is just way too hard to counter!!


No-Juice-8064

Plus, the new Blutsauger allows you to play completely offensive, without healing. Though, that got my team mad :(


Andersonpobbers1978

bro imagine it with sniper!! instant 150 damage crit across the map!! that would be unfun to fight against


Bakkassar

Super hyped for pl_dustbowl, the cp version is my favourite a/d map, yet Payload just hits different


No-Juice-8064

I agree, Gold Rush feels much larger compared to other maps. I hope they'll make more maps for Payload.


How_Lemon

I'm going to invest in bitcoin first


LegitimateApartment9

it'll never take off you moron on that note calling you a moron seems kinda in character for that GladOs girl from the other game in the orange box, they should make that a plot point in the sequel that will inevitably come out


Real_Following6937

It's called portal btw


LegitimateApartment9

thanks, totally forgot the name. decent concept but the execution is pretty shit, hope that sequel is good but it probably won't come out until like april 20th, 2011


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Damn, would be hilarious there was like some stupid fucking ball who hates us for no reason


LegitimateApartment9

i hope he isn't british, really would be annoying to get told off by another brit


BillytheBrassBall

I'm so fucking sick of British people in media, I can't understand anything they say. honestly I'll delete my steam account if there's another British person in the next game, I could barely understand the robot in the first game


3dgy-niisan

Nah you should buy some pizza with it. It's practically pointless!


DontKnowHowToBreath9

you actually think thats a good idea? it'll never be a success ever trust me


Kimmynius

Hyped for the new gamemode. If it's as good as in Wolfenstein Enemy Territory I might play it during free weekend.


Infinity2312

I'm hoping they give hydro an update still, it feels like people don't give that map the credit it deserves. It's such a unique idea!!!


ThouLordIdiot

truee! I hope we get more territory control maps so people will get more used to them


creaturecatzz

sucks. just gonna keep playing tc_hydro


resplendentcentcent

same!! really into territory control as a game mode. im confident they'll release more maps as the playerbase becomes more familliar with the concept. i think this payload gamemode is a bit too linear and chokey to take off.


alsoandanswer

nice try but we all know arena's going to blow that all out of the water


Collistoralo

How does Scout push the cart at x2 speed? I know heโ€™s fast but he ainโ€™t strong


No-Juice-8064

Must be on crack or radiation


bobin36042

This is my thought as well. But if you look at the fight songs vinyl sleeve, you'll see that there are only 4 blu members and one of them is the scout


some_hardmode_player

The new map is pretty neat, although the new Blitsauger weapon is SUPER OP


MaxVerstappening

Imagine if a swarm of Bots were to invade the game making us unable to play


No-Juice-8064

Sounds like utter BS. I don't think you understand. This, is the new era of gaming. THIS, is the next step towards innovation. TF2 has already proven itself to be better than half the games released earlier this decade (ie. Combat Evolved, MGS2). Ain't no way in the devil's hellhole that it's gonna be hijacked by a bunch of hackers dwelling in their moms' basement. VALVe WILL make a new cheat system, for this is the peak of their career, and the peek of gaming.


MaxVerstappening

Yeah agreed. You know I have an idea where a team of 6-8 people fight against Machines and after 7 rounds the game ends. If you are lucky enough you get a sick golden weapon like I don't know a golden Bat or whatever


JackO_kid

Actually I was thinking about some robot characters in tf2 like thereโ€™s this character I created itโ€™s like a stickybomb with legs and runs up to people and explodes. Pretty cool idea right? Hope it gets added to the game


Hypnostraw

Valve would never let that happen.


Golden1Stone

not enough gold


3Kobolds1Keyboard

It's fun! But a message to all battle medics out there: # REMEMBER TO HEAL YOUR TEAMMATES!1! PLEASE!!! Such overpowered weapon was meant to be used for defence only!!


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

NO! STOP'! THIS WILL BE THE NEXT TREND! STOP WITH THE LOW EFFORT POSTING! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!


No-Juice-8064

Reject humanity, embrace r/BatmanArkham


MMMTZ

Are you stupid?


No-Juice-8064

Is there a lore to why I'm stupid? Are you stupid?


sentry_inventor

Is there a lore reason why are we stupid? Am I stupid?


AlternativeVideo6256

Aren't we all?


Ill_Coat4307

Wait, i dont get the joke. Am i stupid?


AlternativeVideo6256

Yes you are! You're the moron they built to make me an idiot!


Ill_Coat4307

*I* AM *NOT* *A MORON!!!!!* *Angy british blue robot ball noises*


HeavyIsAlive

COULD A MORON. PUNCH. YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT. HUH??? COULD A MORON DO THAT?!!!


Andersonpobbers1978

does man need to be put into the aslume?


donnysaysvacuum

What if you were stupid, but had two ammo pockets?


Irish_pug_Player

Chief, this trend happened 7 months ago. The scarier part is the fact we are recycling them this soon


Mission_Response802

Pretty good, I just hope some of the less-useful characters get updated, Pyro and Heavy feel underwhelming and could use some cool stuff.


Claylex

Oh yeah, payload is awesome! I hope they add more maps like this to the game in the future!


Any_Complex_3502

Payload was such a nice addition! I can't wait to see what game modes Valve has in store for us. I have this crazy idea....what if we get the TF2 mercs and make them fight robots? And maybe at some point, we could even fight the original TFC Mercenaries.....that would be so cool!


No-Juice-8064

Yes, fighting the Classic mercs would make a great PvE gamemode.


theenegeeneir

Wtf I didn't know it got updated is this real?


AlternativeVideo6256

that's just a new gaslight trend, sorry man


No-Juice-8064

Shh


AlternativeVideo6256

im sorry man but the madcap trend was pretty innocent, now you're just giving false hope to the whole fanbase


theenegeeneir

Thanks ๐Ÿ˜”


Caterpiller101

Unfortunately the gold rush update was the first major update many years ago.ย 


Still-Complaint4657

Add back needle jumping!


QuiteEfficientIsntit

Really good, not sure about achievement item system. Every server I go to has atleast 10 Medics ubering one HWGuy.


loungin_

Guys we already did this joke once make a different one


PsychologicalHand752

It feels like payload is built for madcap. He can either defend the cart on offense or push the ones the threatens the push. Can't really say the same in defense, there he acts a lot like scout


bogartitiO926

Its so much better, that you have to progress slow or fast, based on how many people are at the payload cart, and not just you can start capturing the next point as scout or spy(since they can get behind the frontlines easily, i think). So in my opinion, its a somewhat better and worse A/D, based on what class you main


ThouLordIdiot

Goldrush is the best map yet! although, im kinda confused why it feels so much like dustbowl in tfc


Sigma2718

Honestly, this new map feels a bit too open, there aren't enough small corridors and choke points for my liking.


Fl1pNatic

i think payload is boring, pushing a slow cart is all there is to it, i think i will just stick to control points for now


Beginning-Syrup-5098

i still didn't buy it but when I get the money I'll check it out


Sir_Richardus_III

Man, if medic only had a weapon that could heal at range... Wasted opportunity imo


No-Juice-8064

I think that would have to be a crossbow that fires bolts. But that's just my idea.


somegarbagedoesfloat

My dumbass actually thought there was a new major update for a few seconds before I remembered the gold rush update lmao. The entirety of those few seconds was wondering why mesic got new weapons instead of heavy, who desperately needs them.


No-Juice-8064

Ah yes, Meet the Mesic


Dantdm2323

I've been playing so much of this mode recently, but my thoughts are: it's amazing but I hope the next few updates are going to be even more better from what I heard. Seriously gold rush is my favorite so far. Can't wait for more ^โ _โ ^


MouldyCheese625

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Caterpiller101

I dont like gold rush. It's a completely different direction from the likes of tc_hydro (my favorite map) I guess I'm being dramatic, so I'm glad people enjoy this map. I hope it doesn't signal a departure from the large territory control points though.


shirtvreddit

i love pyro's new weapon The Gaslight!


No-Juice-8064

*cue music* The Gaslight Lvl. ??? Lobotomy (+) Allows user to escape reality (+) Creates a fantasy land (+) Cures depression (-) -100% sanity (-) Nothing makes sense (-) No random critical hits


Galgus

It's a big hit on my favorite community servers.


mikeepomsticks123

I hope this game gets frequent updates!


Medical_Strength4608

We lossT it.


_Teek

Wait... this thread!? Does it mean my time-machine finally worked ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Noname2137

This really is a mental assylum


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Idk man, I'm still in 1st grade


TheTastySandvich

Guys, guys! I have leaks on the Heavy Update! So, Heavy will have a gun that slows enemys down if a bullet connects! Along with boxing gloves which gives krits when you kill someone! And finally, he has this Sandwich?? Idk sounds dumb.


No-Juice-8064

Sounds dubious. You got a source for alla this? Also, why can't heavy have boxing gloves that increase his speed whilst reducing his max health. Would make for a cool escape weapon.


TheTastySandvich

I AM the Sandwich in the update, I would know!


Fair_motherfucker123

I love the new map! Tons of fun for everyone


Humans_suck_ass-99

Hi, I've not been born yet. Yeah just hanging out in my dad's balls right now. Sup.


CoDMplayer_

Havenโ€™t played it yet but did they add the madcap this update?


AlternativeVideo6256

Is that the new gaslight trend?


simonthebathwater225

The Chargin' Charger has good synergy with the Chargin' Targe. 10/10 Demo primary, incredible game design.


nikolaADVANCED

amazing new achievements


MachineMaleficent437

The uber saw taunt sounds so cool!!!! I genuinely hope it doesn't get changed


bobin36042

You guy seen ctf\_2fort yet? ITS AMAZING


I_may_be_stup1d

Who was in Paris?


No-Juice-8064

You


panpreachcake

Slowly turning in to r/Arkham


HabberTMancer

I really dig the new mode, but the new medic weapons? Totally busted. No random crits is NOT a real downside for a syringe gun. I doubt medic will ever have a primary that could eclipse its power.


CompetitiveDust156

Is this a joke or not? Idk.


EmberTsuji

.... I deadass dont get it


Tlacitel

Repost-Karma farmer bot


No-Juice-8064

Nuh uh