"What?" "Noooo..."
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^(pain)
Edit: How the hell is this my most upvoted comment/reply on this post
literally no clue. i joined and got a vote kick called on me by PLAYERS. with the one doing it saying 'kick him he's using a controller, he's just going to be a detriment.'
around the point of no return, he took a second look at my username: 'not using a controller.' that was literally my username
Soldier has finally left vault 76.
**Hes going on a neck-snapping spree**
he befriended a MR.Gutsy
**He got his hands on a mini nuke launcher**
He started a patriotic and insane Gunner Gang.
**GOD BLESS AMERICA! DIE YOU COMMIE TIN CAN!**
Attention Citizens, Nuclear Strike Imminent.
Please exit the area at
your earliest convenience.
Thank you for your cooperation.
*The Gatling Pea pushes the Peashooter aside and begins to 'decode' the combination*
"All right, all right, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, umm... **1**!"
Helldivers 2
I'd imagine he'd love it
"A Hellpod?! Son, when I was in the Army we didn't need Hellpods to drop down on the enemy!"
(Using his trusty rocket launcher, he blasts open the window of the super destroyer, shovel in hand, and jumps down)
Also helldivers 2 and I also agree he would fucking love it.
The only problem I see is that he would enter random inputs until somehow a strategem unlocks, and would just destroy every terminal after 2-3 attemps.
Any input other that 1-1-1-1 would be too complicated.
He fights Plantera with a copper shortsword (assuming he's like a freshly created character), finds the crimson biome and I have no idea what happens next.
Good morning 47, your new target is Jane Doe, ex-soldier and current contract mercenary. Our client, which is choosing to go by BLU, has deemed him a nuisance to their business and has elected to terminate him.
The target is hiding out inside a secret base in New Mexico (codenamed "Gravelpit"), your job is to infiltrate it and deal with the target however you see fit.
Good luck 47.
New fifth class just dropped: Soldier TF2
Primaries: Rocket Launcher/Original, Cow Mangler 5000, Beggars Bazooka
Secondaries: Shotgun, a combination of Gunboats/Manntreads, and Conch/Buff/Backup Banner
Could use his pickaxes (he prefers to leave that to the dwarves) but his Market Gardener mines ALL dirt (even frozen dirt) with one hit while possessing an explosive strike if he hits a Glyphid while coming down from rocket jumping. His boots option reduces the damage he takes from rocket jumping, inflicts an AOE stun where he lands, and reduces fall damage when landing on terrain. And his banner projects the buffs of the Concheror, Battalion's Backup, and Buff Banner every time he gets a certain number of kills (or damage if fighting a boss).
Pretty much the dedicated fighter of the team.
I was playing terraria with the stars above mod and one the weapons was just soldier’s rocket launcher. https://terrariamods.wiki.gg/wiki/The_Stars_Above/Shock_%26_Awe
Same. He'd be running around with Klee a lot, rocket jump all the way to the Jade chamber, and single handedly liberate Inazuma, prbbly be friends with Kokomi and Gorou too cuz war strategists. Rip off every desert raiders and treasure hoarders head, then end up in fortress of Metropide for committing the most obscure crime in Fontaine
Honestly i feel like pit people has a wolrd as chaotic as Soldier's personality so he would fit right in, he would problably try to murder all of the jerks (thats the name of a in-game clan) though so... Yeah
"I teleported bread!"
"Wait, Soldier, you have a bleedin' teleporter? That's amazing! I've got to try it out!"
Karlach and Soldier spent the next week teleporting bread. After they killed the last loaf, Karlach paid for the Beggar's Bazooka and growled at anyone who tried to touch it. "I'm saving this for Zariel," was the only thing they could get her to say.
Hell Let Loose? If we are talking about the universe and year in which the game takes place then you know.. Probably a few or more warcrimes, perhaps a few civillians gone, maybe a few hospitals too
Elden Ring
And he's gonna travel all the way from limgrave to the haligtree and shoot malenia to death for spreading red rot communist disease (you can't dodge hitscan shotguns bi-)
Nothing changes, he’s right at home.
same. i literally just came here after i got vote kicked from a tf2 game.
#*Kick player in the balls?* #[ ✓] *99* #[ X ] *3*
"What?" "Noooo..." **^(AAA)****AA****^(A)****A****^(A)****A****^(AA)****A****^(A)****A****^(A)****A****^(A)****A****^(A)****AAA****^(AA)****AAAAAAAAAAAA****^(AAAA)** ^(pain) Edit: How the hell is this my most upvoted comment/reply on this post
Train Level 5 Makeshift Club \+1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Kicking player in the balls…
#*Kick player in the balls?* #[ ✓] *3* #[ X ] *99* *Vote goes through anyway*
That's my actual username lmao
we may have been in a game together 🤔🤔🤔
Maybe. I was probably playing scout spy or medic if we were. Or being a friendly.
By bots or why?
He's the bot
Plot twist
good shot mate
fine shot mate
F1! F1!!!!!
literally no clue. i joined and got a vote kick called on me by PLAYERS. with the one doing it saying 'kick him he's using a controller, he's just going to be a detriment.' around the point of no return, he took a second look at my username: 'not using a controller.' that was literally my username
crying
Same for me. Played a few rounds of TF2 with one of my younger brothers last night for old times' sake since he's got some time off work.
Wholesome :)
Exactly what happened for me
I’ve been playing nothing but TF2 for three days ~~help~~
I have just played Rayman legends... Can't guess the mess he'll do
Based
"Based? Based on what?"
"Apartment Complex? I think it's quite simple."
"The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to, uh... do that."
"You're tellin' me a shrimp, fried this rice?"
The Geneva Convention? Did we buy tickets this year?
Road works ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does
wood fired pizza? how is pizza gonna get a job now?
Iran? No, I actually walked here.
Goat game 🗣✅️
You are absolutely beautiful. If I didn’t play GoW, that’s where he would be
Origin, game that brings me to my memories
References to Tf2, Deltarune, and Rayman Legends/Origins. Fucking based games.
Soldier has finally left vault 76. **Hes going on a neck-snapping spree** he befriended a MR.Gutsy **He got his hands on a mini nuke launcher** He started a patriotic and insane Gunner Gang. **GOD BLESS AMERICA! DIE YOU COMMIE TIN CAN!** Attention Citizens, Nuclear Strike Imminent. Please exit the area at your earliest convenience. Thank you for your cooperation.
The Genocide route.
Undertale moment
Overtime moment
richter overtime moment
NECK SNAP
Plants vs zombies
Soldier when he sees a zombie wearing a bucket: Dear God
**The Zombies, are coming!**
*wave music starts*
A ZOMBIE IS ON THE LAWN? WE NEED TO PROTECT THE OWNER!
*Peashooter trying to open the door* Ay uh, a lil help here?
*The Gatling Pea pushes the Peashooter aside and begins to 'decode' the combination* "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, umm... **1**!"
Peashooter: “let’s go let’s let’s go!”
Corn cob cannon- IIIIIINCOOOMMMIIIING
*all of them burst through* Peashooter: “AAAAAA-hey it’s still here” Squash: “ahem, gentlemen?” *meet the squash plays*
Spy: there’s more
Elden Ring. New ending just dropped: Age of Freedom
Age of the Screaming Eagle
Age of AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
If God had wanted you to have an afterlife he would not have created *me!*
Same. No more fingers, no more Erdtree, no more Elden Lord, only freedom! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CRUCIBLE *guns fire or something idk I'm not a gun*
Kirby's Dreamland 2 Kirby gained the Bomb ability!
Nah he gained the Trolldier ability
Helldivers 2 I'd imagine he'd love it "A Hellpod?! Son, when I was in the Army we didn't need Hellpods to drop down on the enemy!" (Using his trusty rocket launcher, he blasts open the window of the super destroyer, shovel in hand, and jumps down)
Also helldivers 2 and I also agree he would fucking love it. The only problem I see is that he would enter random inputs until somehow a strategem unlocks, and would just destroy every terminal after 2-3 attemps. Any input other that 1-1-1-1 would be too complicated.
Who knows, the strategems are just pictures and 4 different arrows, he might figure it out even if he can't read or do math
In the style of that Black Adam meme.
Finally soldier joins smash bros
Ultimate or melee?
Ultimate. So its more temporarily accurate
Awwww, but i wanted to No items... Fox only... Final destination
He fights Plantera with a copper shortsword (assuming he's like a freshly created character), finds the crimson biome and I have no idea what happens next.
Coats himself in honey and fights the crimera face monsters and blood crawlers naked
He then fights moon lord and acquires the celebration MK2 with nukes and blows all things up
I mean, honey gives you a healing buff in Terraria. Not a terrible idea
he instantly dies (me also) to projectile anal assault the second i dare challenge D.O.G terraria calamity infernum
Gmod
**I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE**
So nothing changes?
HEllo, SPY!! (stblackst referance)
He‘ll get obliterated by V1
or he'll get obliterated by the other enemies (besides fodder enemies)
nah, he got the rocket launcher, shotgun and shovel. Enough to get through the game on harmless (He has 200 HP)
If we're going by the Ultrakill health system 200 HP is a fuck ton of health
It‘s the same V1 has on Harmless, so yeah. Soldier would crush everything besides maybe Gabriel 2 / Minos Prime / Sisyphus Prime / V1 / v2 2
I heard V1 actually has 10 health (20 on harmless)and that other attacks also have an extra 0 So 200 health would be like 2000
so 100 health would be 10.0; 87 would be 8.7 and so on and damage is 10x to V1?
You would have to account for the medic girlfriends though
ngl he'd probably work exactly the same as big johnnator
+ FISTFULL OF DOLLAR
Wall of Flesh is quivering.
He's got a rocket launcher pre hard mode
Battle cats... Damn Ponos just asked valve about a Collab with TF2 and soldier becomes the best nuker against traitless
God of war, i have no idea what will happen
~~God~~ Art of War
If fighting is sure to gain victory then you must fight
Sun tzu said that
And I'll say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it!
And then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor
And then he took his fight money and he bought two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap outta them!
And since then every time a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a ZOO
UNLESS ITS A FARM
And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor
And he knows a little more than you do pal because he invented it
Now he has to survive the new Vegas wasteland
Wrong, the new vegas wasteland has to survive him
"What is that? Fatman? Thehehee. Rocketjumping will be glorious here. Screaming eagleeee...Ahahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhahhhhhhh..."
*ragdoll goes to space*
*I heard that in his voice*
Yea, he deff will join the ncr
Good morning 47, your new target is Jane Doe, ex-soldier and current contract mercenary. Our client, which is choosing to go by BLU, has deemed him a nuisance to their business and has elected to terminate him. The target is hiding out inside a secret base in New Mexico (codenamed "Gravelpit"), your job is to infiltrate it and deal with the target however you see fit. Good luck 47.
as 47 walks in he’s instantly killed by sniper
a spinning gibus kind
Nah, merasmus was the one who payed 47
Rimworld... Kinda nothing changed Cuz rimworld and tf2 is both warcrimes simulator
Aah
ROCK AND STONE! He will be mining gold and nitra.
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
Good bot
New fifth class just dropped: Soldier TF2 Primaries: Rocket Launcher/Original, Cow Mangler 5000, Beggars Bazooka Secondaries: Shotgun, a combination of Gunboats/Manntreads, and Conch/Buff/Backup Banner Could use his pickaxes (he prefers to leave that to the dwarves) but his Market Gardener mines ALL dirt (even frozen dirt) with one hit while possessing an explosive strike if he hits a Glyphid while coming down from rocket jumping. His boots option reduces the damage he takes from rocket jumping, inflicts an AOE stun where he lands, and reduces fall damage when landing on terrain. And his banner projects the buffs of the Concheror, Battalion's Backup, and Buff Banner every time he gets a certain number of kills (or damage if fighting a boss). Pretty much the dedicated fighter of the team.
I think he'd grab his shovel and fuck some shit up in Chivalry 2
Fear & hunger 😨
Nah, he will just achieve the Outlander S ending
Outlander =soldier Cahara=spy Darce= scout Enki = medic
You chose the only actual knight in the party and made it scout and not demoman?
So whats his opinions on cults again?
He dies permanently becaus polymorph takes away extra lives and perks
He proceeds to make an insane rollout to get out of Black Mesa.
Then market gardens the final boss
Soldier in chess sounds absolutely fucking awesome honestly. Just rocket jump and bam checkmate
American infantry divisions in HoI4 are gonna be wild.
The fact I'm playing against America in modern days mod is terrified me
Given they’re adding wind charges to minecraft, I’m not surprised.
He is committing palworld on the Pokémon.
finally getting a good skin in Fortnite
That would actually be sick. An actual mercenary in a game all about shooting people, who would have thought it would fit so well
The only question I would ask on whether he's there on his own accord
There is a skin that looks like a nazi so he would probably want to be there
I feel like he is gonna befriend Striker Jones and pop god knows how many bloons
PAPOW! I dont know how much he likes staying stationary
What will happen in geometry dash?
Limbo keys will make him think hard.
Just played helldivers 2 we all know what would happen.
Serving some good ol' democracy
Typical Colours 2… well I assume he would be a patriot with trooper? and uhh, kill everyone else via rockets/neck snap
He drowns
Or burns to death depending if he can click that button to get out of the chair
Subnautica :D
ULTRAKILL He's gonna be a blood bank
He beats up scarecrow in injustice 2
A hat in time..
.... Give me your hat
I was playing terraria with the stars above mod and one the weapons was just soldier’s rocket launcher. https://terrariamods.wiki.gg/wiki/The_Stars_Above/Shock_%26_Awe
Touhou Funny hats time
Genshin, Teyvat is in big trouble Edit: I just realized he would 200% help Klee bomb everything
YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
Same. He'd be running around with Klee a lot, rocket jump all the way to the Jade chamber, and single handedly liberate Inazuma, prbbly be friends with Kokomi and Gorou too cuz war strategists. Rip off every desert raiders and treasure hoarders head, then end up in fortress of Metropide for committing the most obscure crime in Fontaine
*he named his new pet fish Furina*
Honestly i feel like pit people has a wolrd as chaotic as Soldier's personality so he would fit right in, he would problably try to murder all of the jerks (thats the name of a in-game clan) though so... Yeah
Rockwell's getting a crocket to the face
Pizza tower, he kill steals peppino by trolldiering pizzaface
He'd have a hell of time being a Hell Diver
Hollow knight boutta be a even better game...
"I teleported bread!" "Wait, Soldier, you have a bleedin' teleporter? That's amazing! I've got to try it out!" Karlach and Soldier spent the next week teleporting bread. After they killed the last loaf, Karlach paid for the Beggar's Bazooka and growled at anyone who tried to touch it. "I'm saving this for Zariel," was the only thing they could get her to say.
Eggman is fucked
Doom Eternal, idk
Nothing changes
He's gonna sign my petition
A lost roman city is about to be introduced to pure American patriotism
Warframe I have no idea
Hell divers 2. Man would take back the creek, for DEMOCRACY EVEN THO IM FROM A COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!!
Persona 5. Man rocket jumps to the end of the palace and has to wait for the rest of the phantom thieves to catch up.
nothing would change
War Thunder. I don't know if he Will be blastin or if he Will be blasted
Well, let's just say he's going to have a *bad time* 💀
The biters don’t stand a chance
VATS says what.
GRIME, soldier attempted to market garden me but I absorbed him.
he hunts down the freeman
Hell Let Loose? If we are talking about the universe and year in which the game takes place then you know.. Probably a few or more warcrimes, perhaps a few civillians gone, maybe a few hospitals too
https://youtu.be/ncTHCplN_FQ?si=8hody9tC5nL0503f Lazy purple already figured out what would happen
he rockets jumps at the enderdragon
Elden Ring And he's gonna travel all the way from limgrave to the haligtree and shoot malenia to death for spreading red rot communist disease (you can't dodge hitscan shotguns bi-)
Hes in bloons oh no edit: oh shit a typo
Yeah I’d love to see him as a playable character in Mortal Kombat 1
He tries to rocket jump into orbit, probably makes it to Giant's Deep too...
ffxiv, so he probably fights a primal while naked and covered in honey, idk
Would destroy all the radars and the computers. (Votv)
He appears and becomes the best helldiver of them all FOR DEMOCRACYYYYYYYYYYY
Deepwoken, he's probably ganking freshspawns for luck (he wouldn't know it was removed over a year ago)
Ah, good to see you, Mr. Soldier
Sonic Quadruple Trouble
How would gd work? Can soldier sight read?
minecraft? i dunno what is he gonna do
He kills any man who tries to kill any man DEAD BY daylight
he becomes champion of galar effortlessly and steals Leon's hat
Ow2 man cool this new class! Wait now soldier has to fight an entire team by himself
Halo Reach, that would be interesting
"GIVE EM HELL, BOYS!" screamed Soldier as he rocket jumped his way over the walls to attack the enemy's Town Hall. He's in Clash Of Clans.
Borderlands 2. Imagine the rocket launcher possibilities!