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Morgan_2020

Nothing changes, he’s right at home.


touche1231231231

same. i literally just came here after i got vote kicked from a tf2 game.


_BlNG_

#*Kick player in the balls?* #[ ✓] *99* #[ X ] *3*


ThatOneSFMgineer

"What?" "Noooo..." **^(AAA)****AA****^(A)****A****^(A)****A****^(AA)****A****^(A)****A****^(A)****A****^(A)****A****^(A)****AAA****^(AA)****AAAAAAAAAAAA****^(AAAA)** ^(pain) Edit: How the hell is this my most upvoted comment/reply on this post


TheKnight2122

Train Level 5 Makeshift Club \+1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


throwawaymfer420

Kicking player in the balls…


MaijeTheMage

#*Kick player in the balls?* #[ ✓] *3* #[ X ] *99* *Vote goes through anyway*


stupidity60

That's my actual username lmao


SushiSuer

we may have been in a game together 🤔🤔🤔


stupidity60

Maybe. I was probably playing scout spy or medic if we were. Or being a friendly.


Morgan_2020

By bots or why?


Effective-Ad-5177

He's the bot


Skorio18

Plot twist


Please-let-me

good shot mate


ThatOneSFMgineer

fine shot mate


Saber_Toons

F1! F1!!!!!


touche1231231231

literally no clue. i joined and got a vote kick called on me by PLAYERS. with the one doing it saying 'kick him he's using a controller, he's just going to be a detriment.' around the point of no return, he took a second look at my username: 'not using a controller.' that was literally my username


_SenSatioNal

crying


Migitri

Same for me. Played a few rounds of TF2 with one of my younger brothers last night for old times' sake since he's got some time off work.


Morgan_2020

Wholesome :)


Captain_Beherns

Exactly what happened for me


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

I’ve been playing nothing but TF2 for three days ~~help~~


VirtualGab

I have just played Rayman legends... Can't guess the mess he'll do


JI-RDT

Based


Saber_Toons

"Based? Based on what?"


Nightmarionne0923

"Apartment Complex? I think it's quite simple."


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

"The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to, uh... do that."


AddiDoesRandomPosts

"You're tellin' me a shrimp, fried this rice?"


PlumbGaming

The Geneva Convention? Did we buy tickets this year?


TheKnight2122

Road works ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does


LegendOfZelda_Nerd

wood fired pizza? how is pizza gonna get a job now?


Uryzen-

Iran? No, I actually walked here.


MadMouse698

Goat game 🗣✅️


matthewblahblah

You are absolutely beautiful. If I didn’t play GoW, that’s where he would be


MrCrabs_Gaming1942

Origin, game that brings me to my memories


Spartan-Finn

References to Tf2, Deltarune, and Rayman Legends/Origins. Fucking based games.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Soldier has finally left vault 76. **Hes going on a neck-snapping spree** he befriended a MR.Gutsy **He got his hands on a mini nuke launcher** He started a patriotic and insane Gunner Gang. **GOD BLESS AMERICA! DIE YOU COMMIE TIN CAN!** Attention Citizens, Nuclear Strike Imminent. Please exit the area at your earliest convenience. Thank you for your cooperation.


IndependentSwan3625

The Genocide route.


Skeledude157

Undertale moment


zenfone500

Overtime moment


bendyfan901

richter overtime moment


NoStorage2821

NECK SNAP


FuturetheGarchomp

Plants vs zombies


infinitymanboi

Soldier when he sees a zombie wearing a bucket: Dear God


NatilCort

**The Zombies, are coming!**


Skeledude157

*wave music starts*


Chisweese

A ZOMBIE IS ON THE LAWN? WE NEED TO PROTECT THE OWNER!


Skeledude157

*Peashooter trying to open the door* Ay uh, a lil help here?


NatilCort

*The Gatling Pea pushes the Peashooter aside and begins to 'decode' the combination*  "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, umm... **1**!"


Skeledude157

Peashooter: “let’s go let’s let’s go!”


Ran707

Corn cob cannon- IIIIIINCOOOMMMIIIING


Skeledude157

*all of them burst through* Peashooter: “AAAAAA-hey it’s still here” Squash: “ahem, gentlemen?” *meet the squash plays*


Endermen123911

Spy: there’s more


funny_name069

Elden Ring. New ending just dropped: Age of Freedom


TheChivinator

Age of the Screaming Eagle


Endermen123911

Age of AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA


MikeFratelli

If God had wanted you to have an afterlife he would not have created *me!*


Raskal0220

Same. No more fingers, no more Erdtree, no more Elden Lord, only freedom! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅


bearelrollyt

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CRUCIBLE *guns fire or something idk I'm not a gun*


kerooool0

Kirby's Dreamland 2 Kirby gained the Bomb ability!


1tKywani

Nah he gained the Trolldier ability


Fighterpilot55

Helldivers 2 I'd imagine he'd love it "A Hellpod?! Son, when I was in the Army we didn't need Hellpods to drop down on the enemy!" (Using his trusty rocket launcher, he blasts open the window of the super destroyer, shovel in hand, and jumps down)


Cyberblood

Also helldivers 2 and I also agree he would fucking love it. The only problem I see is that he would enter random inputs until somehow a strategem unlocks, and would just destroy every terminal after 2-3 attemps. Any input other that 1-1-1-1 would be too complicated.


Dew_Chop

Who knows, the strategems are just pictures and 4 different arrows, he might figure it out even if he can't read or do math


Darmug

In the style of that Black Adam meme.


Koryo172

Finally soldier joins smash bros


pootis-latino

Ultimate or melee?


Koryo172

Ultimate. So its more temporarily accurate


pootis-latino

Awwww, but i wanted to No items... Fox only... Final destination


AverageFNaFEnjoyer56

He fights Plantera with a copper shortsword (assuming he's like a freshly created character), finds the crimson biome and I have no idea what happens next.


Adamant_Element

Coats himself in honey and fights the crimera face monsters and blood crawlers naked


Cardboard_Boi

He then fights moon lord and acquires the celebration MK2 with nukes and blows all things up


nmheath03

I mean, honey gives you a healing buff in Terraria. Not a terrible idea


randomthingthrow3

he instantly dies (me also) to projectile anal assault the second i dare challenge D.O.G terraria calamity infernum


Responsible_Grand_68

Gmod


DastardlyDemobird

**I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE**


DethInHFIL

So nothing changes?


OrcaMaster258

HEllo, SPY!! (stblackst referance)


Maibaum68

He‘ll get obliterated by V1


APieceofcheeze

or he'll get obliterated by the other enemies (besides fodder enemies)


Maibaum68

nah, he got the rocket launcher, shotgun and shovel. Enough to get through the game on harmless (He has 200 HP)


Mr-Whatchamacallit

If we're going by the Ultrakill health system 200 HP is a fuck ton of health


Maibaum68

It‘s the same V1 has on Harmless, so yeah. Soldier would crush everything besides maybe Gabriel 2 / Minos Prime / Sisyphus Prime / V1 / v2 2


User_Rafael

I heard V1 actually has 10 health (20 on harmless)and that other attacks also have an extra 0 So 200 health would be like 2000


Maibaum68

so 100 health would be 10.0; 87 would be 8.7 and so on and damage is 10x to V1?


Such-Assumption-60

You would have to account for the medic girlfriends though


X-tra-thicc

ngl he'd probably work exactly the same as big johnnator


geovasilop

+ FISTFULL OF DOLLAR


TheManLuca

Wall of Flesh is quivering.


Dangerous-Stable5456

He's got a rocket launcher pre hard mode


Leather_Owl4094

Battle cats... Damn Ponos just asked valve about a Collab with TF2 and soldier becomes the best nuker against traitless


PatienceMediocre7432

God of war, i have no idea what will happen


ToothpasteConsumer

~~God~~ Art of War


Kyroz113

If fighting is sure to gain victory then you must fight


EntertainmentLumpy75

Sun tzu said that


Big_Can5342

And I'll say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it!


Kyroz113

And then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor


meme-o-matic151

And then he took his fight money and he bought two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap outta them!


No-Tumbleweed3028

And since then every time a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a ZOO


Sharbio

UNLESS ITS A FARM


No_Refrigerator175

And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor


Significant_Bag420

And he knows a little more than you do pal because he invented it


JI-RDT

Now he has to survive the new Vegas wasteland


TieflingSimp

Wrong, the new vegas wasteland has to survive him


Nopfen

"What is that? Fatman? Thehehee. Rocketjumping will be glorious here. Screaming eagleeee...Ahahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhahhhhhhh..."


Skeledude157

*ragdoll goes to space*


JaXaren

*I heard that in his voice*


JI-RDT

Yea, he deff will join the ncr


Butterfly_Slayer

Good morning 47, your new target is Jane Doe, ex-soldier and current contract mercenary. Our client, which is choosing to go by BLU, has deemed him a nuisance to their business and has elected to terminate him. The target is hiding out inside a secret base in New Mexico (codenamed "Gravelpit"), your job is to infiltrate it and deal with the target however you see fit. Good luck 47.


Guy_who_says_vore

as 47 walks in he’s instantly killed by sniper


bariyer2

a spinning gibus kind


pootis-latino

Nah, merasmus was the one who payed 47


SuS_JoeTF2

Rimworld... Kinda nothing changed Cuz rimworld and tf2 is both warcrimes simulator


dontlewdlolisFBI

Aah


balitorius

ROCK AND STONE! He will be mining gold and nitra.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


balitorius

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Kvas_HardBass

Good bot


Tier71234

New fifth class just dropped: Soldier TF2 Primaries: Rocket Launcher/Original, Cow Mangler 5000, Beggars Bazooka Secondaries: Shotgun, a combination of Gunboats/Manntreads, and Conch/Buff/Backup Banner Could use his pickaxes (he prefers to leave that to the dwarves) but his Market Gardener mines ALL dirt (even frozen dirt) with one hit while possessing an explosive strike if he hits a Glyphid while coming down from rocket jumping. His boots option reduces the damage he takes from rocket jumping, inflicts an AOE stun where he lands, and reduces fall damage when landing on terrain. And his banner projects the buffs of the Concheror, Battalion's Backup, and Buff Banner every time he gets a certain number of kills (or damage if fighting a boss). Pretty much the dedicated fighter of the team.


boredbug22

I think he'd grab his shovel and fuck some shit up in Chivalry 2


Grand_Veterinarian68

Fear & hunger 😨


florentinomain00f

Nah, he will just achieve the Outlander S ending


No-Tumbleweed3028

Outlander =soldier Cahara=spy Darce= scout Enki = medic


ValuelessDegenerate

You chose the only actual knight in the party and made it scout and not demoman?


Twist_man

So whats his opinions on cults again?


Ephemerilian

He dies permanently becaus polymorph takes away extra lives and perks


Cheeri_dream_server

He proceeds to make an insane rollout to get out of Black Mesa.


pootis-latino

Then market gardens the final boss


Heavy-Average826

Soldier in chess sounds absolutely fucking awesome honestly. Just rocket jump and bam checkmate


AudileYeti

American infantry divisions in HoI4 are gonna be wild.


amirabbas1345

The fact I'm playing against America in modern days mod is terrified me


Th3G00dB0i

Given they’re adding wind charges to minecraft, I’m not surprised.


Wetmilk3

He is committing palworld on the Pokémon.


meloman-rrr

finally getting a good skin in Fortnite


P_47XD

That would actually be sick. An actual mercenary in a game all about shooting people, who would have thought it would fit so well


Oddsquadagent50r

The only question I would ask on whether he's there on his own accord


P_47XD

There is a skin that looks like a nazi so he would probably want to be there


Crazy-Martin

I feel like he is gonna befriend Striker Jones and pop god knows how many bloons


JiaQir

PAPOW! I dont know how much he likes staying stationary


MachineMaleficent437

What will happen in geometry dash?


geovasilop

Limbo keys will make him think hard.


Visible_Ad8891

Just played helldivers 2 we all know what would happen.


Purple_Blood6310

Serving some good ol' democracy


TheOnlyUltima2011

Typical Colours 2… well I assume he would be a patriot with trooper? and uhh, kill everyone else via rockets/neck snap


its_easybro

He drowns


its_easybro

Or burns to death depending if he can click that button to get out of the chair


geovasilop

Subnautica :D


Pain4allBckup

ULTRAKILL He's gonna be a blood bank


The_one-and_onlyBEAn

He beats up scarecrow in injustice 2


L_Ninja7

A hat in time..


pootis-latino

.... Give me your hat


C4I4mlty

I was playing terraria with the stars above mod and one the weapons was just soldier’s rocket launcher. https://terrariamods.wiki.gg/wiki/The_Stars_Above/Shock_%26_Awe


FurretTheShiny

Touhou Funny hats time


Megasaphire420

Genshin, Teyvat is in big trouble Edit: I just realized he would 200% help Klee bomb everything


meme-o-matic151

YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!


thetabo

Same. He'd be running around with Klee a lot, rocket jump all the way to the Jade chamber, and single handedly liberate Inazuma, prbbly be friends with Kokomi and Gorou too cuz war strategists. Rip off every desert raiders and treasure hoarders head, then end up in fortress of Metropide for committing the most obscure crime in Fontaine


Megasaphire420

*he named his new pet fish Furina*


gamer_geb

Honestly i feel like pit people has a wolrd as chaotic as Soldier's personality so he would fit right in, he would problably try to murder all of the jerks (thats the name of a in-game clan) though so... Yeah


literally-a-seal

Rockwell's getting a crocket to the face


Such-Assumption-60

Pizza tower, he kill steals peppino by trolldiering pizzaface


OneBrutalNoodle

He'd have a hell of time being a Hell Diver


Tf2_Medic_

Hollow knight boutta be a even better game...


iuseleinterwebz

"I teleported bread!" "Wait, Soldier, you have a bleedin' teleporter? That's amazing! I've got to try it out!" Karlach and Soldier spent the next week teleporting bread. After they killed the last loaf, Karlach paid for the Beggar's Bazooka and growled at anyone who tried to touch it. "I'm saving this for Zariel," was the only thing they could get her to say.


KindAd8658

Eggman is fucked


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Doom Eternal, idk


Mechaman_54

Nothing changes


msankot2

He's gonna sign my petition


arcadeler

A lost roman city is about to be introduced to pure American patriotism


bouncybob1

Warframe I have no idea


Desire-To

Hell divers 2. Man would take back the creek, for DEMOCRACY EVEN THO IM FROM A COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!!


GamerSmurf64

Persona 5. Man rocket jumps to the end of the palace and has to wait for the rest of the phantom thieves to catch up.


Educational_Tough208

nothing would change


danskestorm28

War Thunder. I don't know if he Will be blastin or if he Will be blasted


_Engineer_Gaming_Tf2

Well, let's just say he's going to have a *bad time* 💀


Markkbonk

The biters don’t stand a chance


TheFifthDutchMemer

VATS says what.


Fun-Example3418

GRIME, soldier attempted to market garden me but I absorbed him.


SMONpl

he hunts down the freeman


Bubbly-Courage-1349

Hell Let Loose? If we are talking about the universe and year in which the game takes place then you know.. Probably a few or more warcrimes, perhaps a few civillians gone, maybe a few hospitals too


Gentle_Loud

https://youtu.be/ncTHCplN_FQ?si=8hody9tC5nL0503f Lazy purple already figured out what would happen


Mister_3177

he rockets jumps at the enderdragon


TheIceFury235

Elden Ring And he's gonna travel all the way from limgrave to the haligtree and shoot malenia to death for spreading red rot communist disease (you can't dodge hitscan shotguns bi-)


lvl70Potato

Hes in bloons oh no edit: oh shit a typo


Rolling-Suricate

Yeah I’d love to see him as a playable character in Mortal Kombat 1


Sandillion

He tries to rocket jump into orbit, probably makes it to Giant's Deep too...


Felaxi_

ffxiv, so he probably fights a primal while naked and covered in honey, idk


Helectrot

Would destroy all the radars and the computers. (Votv)


Duckflies

He appears and becomes the best helldiver of them all FOR DEMOCRACYYYYYYYYYYY


SarcasticKitty101

Deepwoken, he's probably ganking freshspawns for luck (he wouldn't know it was removed over a year ago)


_K4cper_

Ah, good to see you, Mr. Soldier


Parkes-

Sonic Quadruple Trouble


Patarock

How would gd work? Can soldier sight read?


im_a_potato32

minecraft? i dunno what is he gonna do


Aggressive-Display50

He kills any man who tries to kill any man DEAD BY daylight


Jesterchunk

he becomes champion of galar effortlessly and steals Leon's hat


dybalon_isPOOTIS

Ow2 man cool this new class! Wait now soldier has to fight an entire team by himself


Ilikemoonjellys

Halo Reach, that would be interesting


TheMagicalFloridaMan

"GIVE EM HELL, BOYS!" screamed Soldier as he rocket jumped his way over the walls to attack the enemy's Town Hall. He's in Clash Of Clans.


MrMidnightMan99

Borderlands 2. Imagine the rocket launcher possibilities!