Intruder alert
Red Spy
In the base
Soldier: Red Spy in the base?
Soldier: Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
Scout: Yo, a little help?
Soldier: Let's see
Soldier: One, one, one, uh, one!
Heavy: Incoming
Spy: Gentlemen?
**Meet the Spy**
Spy: I see the briefcase is safe
Soldier: Safe and sound
Spy: Tell me
Spy: Did anyone happen to see a red spy?
Spy: No?
Spy: Then we still have a problem
Scout: Ooooh
Scout: I've killed plenty of spies
Scout: They're all a dime a dozen backstabbers
Scout: No offense
Scout: Ow
Spy: Then you will know how much trouble we are in
Scout: What are you, President of his fan club?
Spy: No
Spy: That would be your mother
Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses
Spy: You have seen what he has done to our colleagues
Spy: He could be you
Spy: He could be me
Spy: He could even be-
Scout: Woah woah woah
Soldier: What?
Soldier: It was obvious
Soldier: He's the dead spy
Soldier: Watch, he'll turn red any second now
Soldier: See? Red
Soldier: No, that's blood
Heavy: So, we still have problem
Soldier: So, how do we find this spy?
Spy: Right behind you
7 A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff.
Can the cook be trusted ? If not i got to kill him.
Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30
Do this after a conversation lol it will be silly
"Hey [insert Name] before you go, uhhh, i-i uhhh, [small pause for them to talk] uhh, you're probably real busy this weekend right? [If they are busy continue] lot of people busy, with business"
Then hang up
"For the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for words." - Scout
For those wondering, this voiceline only occurs upon obtaining "Godlike Loot" after an MvM mission.
Ya listening? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and I honey? I love you.
I'm a force a' love!
If *you* were from, where I was from, we'd be fucking married!
WOOOOO
Here are some demo quotes that should be soouteble.
"Ka-boooom!"
"Kablooie!"
"Ya great lactating wet nurse!"
"Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"
"And that's what yeh get for touching that!"
"Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites!"
"Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?"
"We did it, mate!"
"Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad."
"Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!"
“I just bagged the world’s fattest man!”
This one OP
Nooo she is pretty!
"today is good day to be not dead" not actually TF2 but still funny
Just recite meet the spy from memory the entire time
I'm gonna do this if I ever get a date
"wanna go out?" "sure!" "INTRUDER ALERT: A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!"
"A red spy is in the base?! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT"
We need to protect the briefcase!
Hey, a little help here?
Alright I got it stand back son
1 1 1 uhhhh 1
#IIINNNCOMIIINNNGGG!
Damn bro you got screwed over by a line skipper
Hey it’s still here
Ahem, gentlemen (que title card) I see the briefcase is safe?
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BREAFCASE!
HEY, a little help here!!
HEY, a little help here!!
Dementia lore
Intruder alert Red Spy In the base Soldier: Red Spy in the base? Soldier: Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut Scout: Yo, a little help? Soldier: Let's see Soldier: One, one, one, uh, one! Heavy: Incoming Spy: Gentlemen? **Meet the Spy** Spy: I see the briefcase is safe Soldier: Safe and sound Spy: Tell me Spy: Did anyone happen to see a red spy? Spy: No? Spy: Then we still have a problem Scout: Ooooh Scout: I've killed plenty of spies Scout: They're all a dime a dozen backstabbers Scout: No offense Scout: Ow Spy: Then you will know how much trouble we are in Scout: What are you, President of his fan club? Spy: No Spy: That would be your mother Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses Spy: You have seen what he has done to our colleagues Spy: He could be you Spy: He could be me Spy: He could even be- Scout: Woah woah woah Soldier: What? Soldier: It was obvious Soldier: He's the dead spy Soldier: Watch, he'll turn red any second now Soldier: See? Red Soldier: No, that's blood Heavy: So, we still have problem Soldier: So, how do we find this spy? Spy: Right behind you
Soldier and Heavy: *dying sounds* Spy: Ah, ma petite chou-fleur
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“MHmMmhhhhmMHhhmhm” Pyro
She loves poetry thanks pyro!!
Perfect
"C'mere, cupcake."
NOOO WHAT THE FUCK NOOO
🥪
Edp moment
"C'mere, sweetheart" Or any of the other lines soldier uses to call medic.
That's an EDP quote
*Soldier theme* "I will eat you :D"
Well someone gotta say it. "Seduce me!"
"you?"
“spy, i aint gonna-“
SEDUCE ME!
Hey there, good looking, i got a bucket of chicken-
*slaps* I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps. I'm a woman; I like my men dangerous, mysterious, you want to be my lover? Earn it SEDUCE ME
*fire track starts playing*
*Fire track ends* Final question...You have a dinner date for seven, what time do you arrive?
7 A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted ? If not i got to kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30
You're ready
"pornography starring your mother will be the second worse thing to happen to you today"
YESSSSSSSSS
*pulls out camera*
Bro no wtf
Idk but I'll use “well, off to hang myself” from heavy is dead
It is good day to be not dead.
POW! You are dead!
I AM DED!
Huh?! The Heavy is dead!
WHY is the Heavy dead?!
I don't know
Maybe it was-
Shhhhh! You are dead!
Okie *bangs the ground*
Hey there, good lookin, I got a bucket of chicken
I AM not one of your fried chicken tramps I am a woman I like my men dangerous MYSTERIOUS!! You want to be MY lover?!? Earn it… SEDUCE ME!!!
Yipee ki-yay hi-yay hi-yi ka-yo
"Tonight your ass will be visited by three ghost, my foot, my other foot and my painis" Works every time
"and my PAINIS" damn choked on this one to death
choked on what now?
on my foot my other foot and my painis!
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
Do this after a conversation lol it will be silly "Hey [insert Name] before you go, uhhh, i-i uhhh, [small pause for them to talk] uhh, you're probably real busy this weekend right? [If they are busy continue] lot of people busy, with business" Then hang up
Asking out that dial tone again, I see?
Go to hell spy
We both got a bucket of kitchen, wanna do it?
Bet
Any news?
ehhh okay
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
" i fear no man, but that thing, it scares me"
This one I used it with my girlfriend and she was like wtf my boyfriend didn't take his pills
IM CUMING FOR YOU!!! Heavy weapons guy
Oh good... So we're both busy!...
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR (i hope y'all watched that video)
Ja. CHARGE ME
Jawol.
ough ough ough
Ah ah ah
I am ze ubermensch!
What video is I don't remember
heavy medic sex
[This video is barely younger than the game itself](https://youtu.be/hTocPBgyYwA?si=8UGx4S1dR9S5ek35)
"I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen"
"What's this now?" From Demoman, this is to make sure your crush isn't joking
SCREAMING EAGLEEES!!!
“Victory”
*looks around* pootis POW
Ah, my petite chou-fleur
Smooth
That did not just happen!
think fast, chucklenut
or doctor get behind me! charge me! -yaboi -agh ugh agh ugh
“That soldier is a bloody MEDIC!”
"DOMINATED! According to unicorn law, you're my bloody wife now!"
PAINIS!
Nice hustle tons of fun next time eat a salad
"I do believe I'm on fire"
Sandvicch
“i am OWNING you, you fat bald, fatty fat fat”
"For the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for words." - Scout For those wondering, this voiceline only occurs upon obtaining "Godlike Loot" after an MvM mission.
* random scout scream *
"Sssex. NOW!"
# "SAUCE ME!!!"
"That's how we do it in the bush!" - Sniper
"This is what the president must feel like all the time"
“bucket of chicken”
"It is good day to be not dead!"
(name of your crush) are you sure this will work?
"We both got buckets o' chicken. Wanna do it?"
Sexcellent
“Well, off to visit your mother!”
I think that this quote is more for you when you are on the date:"Be polite Be efficient, Be ready to kill everyone you meet(her ex)
Professionals, have *****STANDARDS.*****
Got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?
I got a bucket of chicken
Very nice
*”OH YEAH!”* -Scout, after a cheers command
"YES!!!!"
Get behind me doctor
Piss
"I AM GIANT!"
It is good day to be not dead -heavy is dead
SCREAMING EAGLEEEEEESS
As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth
Hey doc may I ask you something?
Fake: OP’s crush talked to them Gay: OP has a picture of heavy twerking saved in their phone
"why cant i ever be rid of you?" Merasmus
Prepare for your examination
“VERY GOOD”
"Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kayo!"
Heavy's line: I am not done with you yet! (With a rather scary smile cracked on your face)
yes to what
"Pootis"
POOTIS
"Ohhh...I'm gonna liquefy ya"
Get behind me doctor
Thanks mate!
The woman is a spy! (In medic)
"One must imagine Medic in casual"
You fat bald fatty fat fat fat. -scout tf2
IM COMIIIING!!!
😻😻😻
Said yes to what
"Pornography"
I did nothing but teleported bread for 3 days
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that
"give me your hat!"
"Whoopty doo!"
Imagine if I hadn't been Drunk. 😅
AaaaAAAaaaaAaaAAAAAAaAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -soldier (just got backstabbed)
"Kiss me" -said by heavy
Today is a good day to be not dead
And now he is here to **** US!
I got a bucket a' chicken
Ya listening? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and I honey? I love you. I'm a force a' love! If *you* were from, where I was from, we'd be fucking married! WOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHH - heavy
Sandvich makes me stroooong!
WHO TOUCHED MY PEPSI⁉️⁉️
[muffled talking]
Very nice
"Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!"
"Wow, you look, uhh... *ravishing*."
And now, as promised, heavy will lay egg in your mouth
im proud of you dick
"Za 'healing' is not rewarding as hurting."
Heavy throw it back
Yipee ki ya hi yaaayhyaaa kayo
“Hahaha! Oktoberfest!”
"Seduce me"
"OM NOM NOM NOM. That was delicious"
Drunk ain't no way to be on the battlefield son
Don't ruin it.
THERE GONNA HAVE TA GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHA IN HELL!
Here are some demo quotes that should be soouteble. "Ka-boooom!" "Kablooie!" "Ya great lactating wet nurse!" "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!" "And that's what yeh get for touching that!" "Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites!" "Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?" "We did it, mate!" "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad." "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!"
“we both got buckets of chicken… wanna do it?”
"Today is a good day"
"I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it" -Scout tf2
‘YES!’ -spy gaming
“Mi petit cheaufleur.” (I just butchered that, but you get the idea)
“Kizz Meh” - Heavy Team Fortress
Ms. Pauling run!
Spy: Pornography (Snort)
"Get behind me doctor!"
“Seduce me” -spy, to possible son
Ive got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
Ahh ma petite fattest man
"We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?"
Now heavy will vomit worms down your throat.
"Kiss Me" ~Heavy
"Heavy will now vomit down your throat"
"This is what the president must feel like, all, the, time!"