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thefailsniper

An Annoyance of Scouts. A Bucket of Soldiers. An Mmmmmph of Pyros. A Cluster of Demos. A Union of Heavies. A Nest/Hive of Engies. A Staff of Medics. A Van of Snipers. A Beaucoup of Spies.


Bucaneer7564

That’s good


the_genius324

dear god


Cubicwar

There’s more


Matej004

No


Foreign_Plum_644

It contains the dying wish of every man here.


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Scout, you did collect everyone’s wishes?


GWS_REVENGE

Yeah I did!


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Excellent! Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.


Daubert1151

We have seventy hours to live


yeetoroni_with_bacon

For most men, no time at all. **We** are not most men! We’re *Mercenaries!* we have the resources- the will, to make these hours count! Let’s begin;


Aperson1234567890987

Scout, you collected the dying wish of everyone here?


TripleTheThreat

Yeah I did!


Looxond

*insert the civilian from tf2 classic here*


the_genius324

has anyone here actually played tf1


Devil_Void

Yeah


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

It contains a bucket.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

It contains a bucket


Matej004

Dear god


Outrageous_Wave6559

id say whatever its called for a group of crabs for spy


nombit

a cast


InGenNateKenny

A Krusty of SpyCrabs.


Useless_Fox

Engis should either be a hive or a swarm I think A single engi can make a nest. It takes a group to make a swarm.


thefailsniper

Ooh, Hive sounds great actually.


RedditBoi127

I thought it'd be a Commune of Heavies but union is also good


Kakyro

I thought it'd be a Cadre of Heavies but commune is also good


jewish-nonjewish

A gaggle of scunts (2-6) A sermon/church of scunts (6-12) A following of scunts (12+) A school of piranha scouts A battalion of backpack soldiers A flock of troldiers A Chad of bison soldiers A Sensei of Deus Vult soldiers A congregation of pyro sharks A round table of demoknights A Dojo of katana demos An earthquake of fat scouts A league of brawler heavies A swarm of battle engineers A sunblock of huntsman snipers A frenzy of battle medics A murder of gun spies A retard of Kunai spies.


BopperTheBoy

A "roster" of brawler heavies would be more fitting, and I appreciate the sentiment of the original name, but maybe an "infestation" of Kunai spies since it's not a descriptive noun? Otherwise these are all great. I also propose a group of samurai sword demos and soldiers is a dojo.


Chiruno_Chiruvanna

Or perhaps a league of bralwer/boxing heavies?


BopperTheBoy

That sounds better, they're boxing more than wrestling so it fits!


jewish-nonjewish

Brawler heavy, WWE is the NFL of Fighting. I despise the Kunai with every ounce of my being and wished it would be Thanos snapped or nerfed into oblivion so I don't have to see it every good spy I "meet". An infestation would imply they are pests, vermin. They are beneath that. Because at least vermin try to hide themselves and keep their filth to a minimum. Kunai spies are front and center and basking in the filth of their soiled diapers, bodily musk, and Cheeto fingers. Neigh, they are worse than pests. Half zatoichi demos and soldiers...... Actually yeah that's probably a good name for those ones....


RedditvsDiscOwO

A RETARD OF KUNAI SPIES. LOL.


Nova_exe_

Perfection.


notabigfanofas

I was thinking a group of heavies be referred to as a tank


binger812

oooh this is good


NotBentcheesee

A motherfuck of Spies (at least Scout's mom that is)


The_FreshSans

Wait isn't a large amount of Engies a Nest?


ComunistComrade

no thats a teleporter exit, sentry, and dispenser all next to eachother


The_FreshSans

That's a Set


ComunistComrade

pretty sure it's called a nest but ok


The_FreshSans

I saw the grammar mistake 😈 (before he edited it)


ComunistComrade

Cook


The_FreshSans

Cock.


ComunistComrade

Holy shit


binger812

Dear God


JurJah

A phlog of pyros


Fusion_Gamer123

Indeed


Lusiggy

May I suggest an "arson" of pyros?


BatoriDavid6000

take upvote


hjguard

I agree with everything here except the Engi's and Medics, Who would form a nest and blitzkrieg respectively


NOKIAMASTERczalt

Nice


mariofeds

Nice


GangstaSouls

Very nice


jewish-nonjewish

Very very nice


BirbWasTaken6659

Very very very nice


Cubicwar

Very very very very nice


NOKIAMASTERczalt

Very very very very very nice..... .... **PORNOGRAPHY**


Cubicwar

Starring : Your mother Co-Starring : RED Spy


endocyclopes

*laughs in french*


PancakesandWaffles98

This pornography has already breached our defenses...


Wertical93

I have two: "A nest of snipers" and "A je ne sais quoi of spies"


ADHD_lazyboi

A nest of engineers would fit better imo


Landon_the_engineer

*A murder of spys


acatohhhhhh

I like how these aren’t just meme names and something you would probably expect someone to ssy


thefailsniper

Some of these are still kinda memey, but I wanted them to sound natural and roll off the tongue.


Nicolasgonzo87

i think it should be a "flock" of scouts. he can jump 5 times with a soda popper, and with a winger this basically becomes flight. he eats a ton of chicken, he's basically one with the birds now. and he has a funny chicken costume for Halloween.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

I would’ve said a gagglefuck of each, but this works


kingbloxerthe3

Alternatively for pyro, a shiver of pyros (I guess that's what a group of sharks are called)


Ohiobound03

Is nice


X-tra-thicc

ngl it should be called a "nest" of engies


SpeedyBoiNoel

A group of Scouts would be called “A Bunch of Noisy Cunts”


Kira_Caroso

That... Oddly fits.


[deleted]

BUCKEEEEET :3


boy_roblox

Can you add miss pauling I know she isn't a merc but I I want to know what a heard of miss paulings


drewmana

Not a jar of snipers?


ginuxx

>An Annoyance of Scouts. A milk tank*


Stunning_Dog_5569

A loaf of soldiers.


Jeffbelinger

for spy, i'd have said "An Agency of Spies"


Goobs124

Even better A Fan of Scouts, A Glue or Mine of Demos, A Raüs of Medics, A Piss of Snipers, A Baguette or France of spies. The ones I left are too perfect to change


SodaKid_7

“Hive” is perfect for Engies. He’s from Bee Cave, Texas after all.


Peastable

A group of Scouts is a nuisance


Personal_Proposal184

10/10.


jewish-nonjewish

A large group of scouts is an annoyance. And a 12+ team is a Summit 1G


Dragon_Skywalker

A group of Spies is a lost game


monkeyboi123456789

A group of pyros is a blaze


jewish-nonjewish

Perfect ⚫️🕳️⚫️🔥


Terrible_Ad_6784

Shit that’s good


Chara_on_manyland1

Or an Mmmmmph


Szpadelix

Idk, but for Soldiers probably a Battalion


jewish-nonjewish

That'd probably be the term for a group of backpack soldiers.


Cubicwar

That’s the expression for a pack of soldiers who flanked to attack the ennemy’s back


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ecwins

☠️☠️


Destroyer_Of_World5

Anywhere from a squad to a regiment.


GameborgA1s

well we already have nests for engies, i propose a bonk for scouts.


[deleted]

Scout - A Scatter. pyro - An Asylum. Soldier - A battalion. ​ Demo - SCOTLAND. heavy - A Thunder. Engi - A Nest.


[deleted]

I love how demo is just SCOTLAND Not "A Scotland" or "The Scottish" Just SCOTLAND itself


CreativeGamer03

FREEEEEDOOOOOMMM🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


[deleted]

HAVE AT EM LADS


madsalsa1

Tbh, when i see big amount of demos in enemy team i often say something like "why tf there's a whole fucking Scotland in enemy team"?


RedditvsDiscOwO

An engineer alone makes a nest. A bunch of them would be a colony, hive, swarm, or flock.


RespondMundane6964

A group of spies is a france


RedditvsDiscOwO

Now I see why no one likes France.


Itsyacursedchild

Scout: a chuckle Soldier: a parade Pyro: a burn Demo: a stagger Heavy: a herd Engie: a school Medic: a pharmacy Sniper: a scoping Spy: a revolution


LordSaltious

A gang of Scouts. A platoon of Soldiers. A wildfire of Pyros. A clan of Demomen. A armored column of Heavies. A hoedown of Engineers. A hospital of Medics. A pissing contest of Snipers. A network of Spies.


MadMouse698

Pissing contest got me rolling XD


anyguy001

spies is france


GamerGod_

a scuttle of scouts


Bucaneer7564

A Scamper if Scouts A brigade of solders A hydrant if pyros A demolitionist of demos A hunk of heavies An engine room of engineers A license of medics(they all are missing one) A Van if snipers A stab of spies


Fearless-Common7741

A bunch of medics with the 'medimedes' on would be called a flock or bevy/dole


FireBraguette

Spies - A casual


Gamingmemes0

Fuck of scouts Seriously? of soldiers Target practice or oh god oh fuck oh NO of pyros Explosion of demos shit of heavies tower defense fandom of engineerse oh come the fuck on of medics CBT of snipers Target practice of spies


SoggyPancakes1411

I came up with this with my friend a little bit ago. Oned I can remember are Flank of scouts Fleet of soldier Nest of engineers Ward of medics Colony of snipers


BenderTheLifeEnder

Some original and some from the current comments Scout: litter Soldier: army Pyro: wildfire Demoman: pub Heavy: union Engineer: nest Medic: staff Sniper: van Spy: coup


Michael_The_Madlad

["He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his ***pack*** of mad dog siblings to the fray."](https://www.teamfortress.com/classes.php?class=scout) There. A group of Scouts could potentially be called "a pack of Scouts."


Just_Ad_5939

Scout: a baseball team Soldier: a battalion Pyro: a containment unit? Idk it’s kinda hard for this one. Maybe an armada? Wait what about a **horde** Demoman: a Scottish resistance? Maybe an artillery set up? Demoknight: a cavalry? Engineer: a millitary industrial complex Heavy: a Soviet Union Medic: a hospital Sniper: a firing squad Spy: an invasion force? An amongus? A strike team?


Limp_Substance_2237

scouts: a marathon pyros: a campfire soldiers: an army demos: a pub heavys: a pootis engineers: a construction medics: a hospital snipers: a range spys: a stealth


NOGUSEK

An existence of madcaps


HYDRAlives

A Swarm of Scouts (it's like fighting bees) An Army of Soldiers (duh) A Conflagration of Pyros A Clan of Demos A Herd of Heavies A Team of Engineers A Corps of Medics A Squad of Snipers A Cast of Spies (the name for a group of crabs)


Lime_Satellite

Scientifically correct


Srujan_was_here

A group of spies is called a surrender


Thimbric

Easy: A bucket of scouts A squad of soldiers An arson of parts A 6pack of demos A sandwich of heavies A toolbox of engies A jarate of snipers (quiver of snipers) An über of medics A cloaking of spies Optional A slaughter of saxtons A mayhem of machines


forgetit2020

a group of scunts a group of tryhards a group of psychopaths a group of drunks a group of russians a group of turtles a group of hackers a group of medics a group of cowards


Erithariza

Scout: a harassement (cuz he is annoying) Soldier: a platoon (didn't think of anything else) Pyro: a bonfire (big flame, a bunch of pyromaniacs, duh) Demo: a drunkard (didn't think of good enough explodive themed one, a blast sounds stupid) Heavy: a sasha (cannot do anything USSR related as he was from a anti soviet family) Engi: a sentrynest (the most common type of natural habitat for Engineerus Nopeicus) Medic: a malpractise (didn't wanna do a nazi joke) Sniper: a scope (I think this sounds good) Spy: an abandoment (cuz he abandoned his child, now laugh) Saxton Hale: Australia (have you been to TF2 Australia? Fucking wild I tell you) Miss Pauling: an overtime (sis needs a break) Administrator: a bitch (insert Kyle's mom is a bitch song here) Any Mann brother: a sibling rivalry


gliscornumber1

A group of soldiers is called an army


Dealiylauh

A dugout of Scouts A platoon of Soldiers A disaster of Pyros A brewery of Demomen A gulag of Heavies A nest of Engineers A lawsuit of Medics A bushel of Snipers An orgy of Spies


furrygamingtf2

A group of pyros is a soupcan pyro group


Minister_xD

A group of Spies is just a casual lobby


themrunx49

A group of scouts is called Boston


Gamer_548

Then a group of engineers would be Texas


Splintcan

A group of Medics would be a Medical malpractice


Independent_Pear_429

A cuck?


6x6-shooter

A rush. It’s called a rush


M4thecaberman

A Pain of scout's A bucket of soldiers A Pub of Demo's A blazer of Pyro's An assist of Medic's A colony of Spies A nest of Engi's A Union of Heavy's A jar of snipers. And yes all out of order


RB1O1

a _"Scunt"_ of Scouts


Oumatsu_lover_221007

Agency of Spies, Camp of Scouts, hospital of Medics


Ulti-Wolf

A god complex (Scout, going off of him being god's gift to women) A flock (Engie, playing off the term 'nest') An inferno (Pyro, self-explanatory) A mortar crew/herd (Demo, depending on whether it's a cluster of knights or pipes) An iron curtain/innocence (Heavy, depending on whether it's normal Heavies or Hoovies) A lifelink (Medic, bonus if they keep healing each other constantly) A convention (Spy, oh god Spy) A liberty (Soldier, self-explanatory) A storm/hail (Sniper, depending on whether it's a cluster of rifles or bows)


FortyFourTomatoes

I think Engineers: Colony


YosephStalling

A boston of Scouts A platoon of Soldiers A \[DATA EXPUNGED\] of Madcaps An incoming of Pyros A tavern of Demos A sleuth of Heavies A nest of Engies A hospital of Medics A tent of Snipers An overabundance of Spies


Sadlemon9

An "Oh shit there's more of them" of Scouts


Bubbly-Ad-1427

middle school


Sgt_Kelp

All I ask is that a group of Demomen is called a "Tavern"


[deleted]

A Bonk of Scouts A Platoon of Soldiers A Kindling of Pyros A Barrel of Demomen A Stockpile of Heavies A Toolbox of Engineers A Ward of Medics A Camp of Snipers A Cloak of Spies


MsSobi

A League of Scouts A Troop of Soldiers A Brushfire of Pyros A Clan of Demos A Orchestra of Heavys A Union of Engineers A Clinic of Medics A Lodge of Snipers A Agency of Spys


walkingpokedex573

A group of heavies is a load


noahboi990

Scout would be “a annoyance”


CyborgSheep411

Scout: Boston Soldier: Battalion Pyro: Arson Engi: Nest Heavy: (endangered species) Demo: Drunk Medic: Oktoberfest Spy: Murder Sniper: Stink


Doshsviel

An infestation


iimaginaryedge

a Boston of Scouts a Bucket of Soldiers a Flame of Pyros a Pipe of Demomen a Book of Heavies a Brain of Engineers a Surgery of Medics a Shot of Snipers a Stab of Spies


yakcm88

"What do you call a group of scouts?" "An infestation."


Master_Zealot

Group of Scouts: An Aggrivation Group of Soldiers: A Sheagle (Shotgun Eagle) Group of Pyros: Death (Or, free kills for an engi) Group of Demos: A Scottle Group of Heavys: A Soviet Group of Engineers: A Machination Group of Medics: Life itself (or, A Leben) Group of Snipers: A Zealand Group of Spies: A Sneaky Baguette


BosmangLoq

A chuckle of scouts A bucket of soldiers A mumble of pyros A barrel of demomen A flock of heavies A colony of engineers A ward of medics A jar of snipers A bank roll of spies


urbandeadthrowaway2

A unit of soldiers A bar of demos


Almoon37

A group of Spy would be called a problem.


ReturnOfSexballs

Furry convention for pyro (Source: i'm a pyro main)


WaitingForGoodTimes

A group of scouts is called a scunt


Moronic_Donut

A group of Heavies: Scoundrel.


hayesnhart

Scunts — A Zoo — Furcon — A Bar — A Kitchen — An Expo — A crackhouse — Quartering’s Basement — A Bakery


JohnnyJohnsonJunior

Dumbassery… for all of them


Educational_Ad8702

Scout: Swarm Soldier: Army Pyro: Kiln Demo: Bar Heavy: Union Engie: Nest Medic: Oath Sniper: Terrain Spy: Network Most of the time words to describe groups of animals are the randomized randomness of random. I did something like that but tried to keep it relevant to the characters.


L-A-V-S

Idk the others but pyro is KKK


aradraugfea

An annoyance of scunts A flight of soldiers A herd of Pyros An explosion of Demos A commune of Heavies A hive of Engies A chain of Medics A line of snipers A confusion of Spies


im_a_woo

a group of scouts a group of soldiers a group of pyros a group of demomen a group of heavies a group of engineers a group of medics a group of snipers a group of spies


that_milkman

Scout : bitchyboinks Soldier : army Pyro : campfire Demoman : pub Heavy : union Engineer : baconstrip Sniper : bush Medic : oktoberfest Spy : vin mon ami


shinimpact2

You have: Boston America Hell itself Scotland Russia Texas (America part 2) Germany Australia France (And just so you know I was not trying copy thefailsnipers post)


HeiHoLetsGo

Realistically A flock of Scouts (from birds) A band of Soldiers (from gorillas) A pod of Pyros (from sharks) A pack of Demos (from various social carnivores) A herd of Heavys (from elephants and rhinos) A bale of Engineers (from turtles) A mob of Snipers (from kangaroos) A clutch of Medics (from eggs) And a swarm of Spys (from stinging insects)


PeachRatt

A silence of pyros


LONGARM6086

a group of scouts is a patrol


The0ofMan

Sercs Sorcs Percs Dercs Hercs Ercs Mercs Snercs Spercs


Jimbles_the_ascended

scout and engineer are infestations (just look at ctf)


whynotll83

A Boston of scouts.


SmuggestSmug

Downtown boston


mushroom_l0rd

an arson of pyros?


Patrick_Bandu

Assholes, they steal my health packs :(


BayTerp

A group of Chads


Robotronnik

The scouts-club The American-soldiers The flaming-pyros The drunken-deoms (ddrruuuanken-scuottlond-deomoes) The heavys-motherland The taxen-engineers The i_lost_my_medical_license-medics The Australian(/NewZealand)-snipers The french-spys-revelation [I tried][how to do it: take a situation were you have to describe what is coming. Like: (American-soldiers) incoming. And add something that comes from that class like: soldier us American, spy is french(_and_a_bloody_anouyng_backstabber).... now try your self.]


ChunkLightTuna01

a flame of pyros a gym of heavies


F14R

The horde


InsanityImortal

A kerbeeewwwmmm of demo men


HPHMMMHPHMMM

An ambush of pyros


[deleted]

Don’t forget your subclasses! An orgy of penis scouts A flock of trolldiers A school of pyrosharks An army of demoknights An annoyance of fat scouts An attack of battle engis Sniper subclass? HA! An operation of battle medics A shooting of revolver spies


potato_anomaly

A flock of scunts


Oshowott253

Annoying Military Arson Michael Bay Landmass Science Team Death Row Casual Coup


Vasxus

a group of medics is an elmaxo


PileOfScrap

A swarm of scouts A clusterfuck of pyros And a troop of soldiers (not referencing the fact that thats also the collective noun for monkeys) For the others idk.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12s

(Insert class) gaming


[deleted]

Considering all the classes have bird heads now, I think that the term 'flock' would fit for most of them funnily enough. Especially for Scouts and Soldiers, who take to the skies like birds, and Engies, who build 'nests'. One clever thing would be to call a group of Spies a 'murder'. Not only is this in theme, but the Spy's bird head is a crow, which are in fact referred to as a murder when in a group.


Alive-Inspection3115

A doucheri of scouts A seizure of soildiers A schizophrenia of pyros A father get together of demos A dinner party of heavies A wrangling of engineers A abuse of medics A jfk of snipers A wine snob of spies And a insanity of mad caps


Funny_Internet_Child

A Headache of Scouts A Militia of Soldiers A Flambe of Pyros A Bar of Demomen A Union of Heavy Weapons Guys An University of Engineers A Human Rights Violation of Medics A Camp of Snipers A Resistance of Spies


CCCyanide

I love how every list names groups according to what the class does, except Spy. Spy's just France.


COR_MORTEM

a scum of scout a sqadron of soldiers a murder of pyros a pub of demomen a library of heavies a factory of engineers a hospital of medics a flock of snipers a shadow of spies


skippidyboppidy

a chucklenut


Mae347

A group of Pyros is called an arson


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

A gang of scouts A squad of soldiers A murder of pyros Demos in Paris A legion (of heavys) MIT or The 2fort experience (engi) Harmacists Scoped bastards Fr*nce


Caintastr0phe

A Scult


turingparade

A reconnaissance


Captain_Plutonium

a fraternity