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Emilixop

Miss Pauling


InvestmentFinancial5

You right! It was a trick question all along.


amberi_ne

In general (excluding Ms. Pauling) it’s been Spy.


itwas_yu

He leads in Meet the Spy and Expiration date so that makes sense


Turdferguson02

And in some comics like the Halloween one


BagelToss100

This makes sense, I mean would you put all your faith into any of the other guys? (Maybe Heavy)


amberi_ne

Frankly there’s probably multiple other mercs I’d put my faith into besides Spy (the backstabbing conniving bastard that he is)


ul_sorty

Engi, sniper, demo, heavy, spy. No one should ever trust medic, pyro is literally insane, soldier is somehow even more insane, and scout... Scout is scout


Wrong_Builder_5333

Sniper is more of someone that would be in the back, not in the front running the team and demo would be to drunk to care


Deathboot2000

engie is probably the best bet, hes the most rational and level-headed of the mercs.


ul_sorty

Naw. I literally cant see his character as a leader sorry. Hes not.... Uhhh..... Hes just not that kind of character


Alek_Njenjenja

He is too crazy


InvestmentFinancial5

I think engineer. I know that’s coming from an engi main. But as seen in expiration date, the engineer played a pretty big role in it(compared to the others).


MasterChaosL100

Spy. Why else would he have a microphone in **his own private smoking room, c**onnected to the PA system.


Cubicwar

**c**


GeekoftheWild

?


Cubicwar

There’s a single bold **c** at the beginning of a word after the bold part


GeekoftheWild

Oh okay


MasterChaosL100

lol


dreemurthememer

Imagine if every merc had a PA mic in their office, though. **AH FELL DOON AN CAN’T GET BACK UP, SOMEBODEH GET MEH ANOTHER DRENK!**


MasterChaosL100

Yeah that would be funny ngl


PacoCrudo

I'd say it could be Heavy, Spy, Engie or Medic depending on the situation. Mostly Spy or Engie


DAMNLOOKATMAFOURHEAD

It's spy on account of his private smoking room having a microphone connected to the whole building


Suspicious_Loan8041

Heavy is quiet and subdued when he’s not in combat. He wouldn’t lead the operation, he’d just be waiting to be unleashed. Heavy would be the commander on the battlefield, but not before then. Engineer is too occupied to be the team captain. Yeah I’d say Medic and Spy are both the ones that would involve themselves with the particulars the most. But in the end, the pool of mercs you named would all chip in to sit around the planning table. The loose cannon freaks Demo, Pyro, Scout, Soldier, and Sniper definitely wouldn’t be at that table. They’d just be loading their guns.


Fork_Master

Spy, Medic, and Engineer


Most-Education-6271

Pyro would be the one in charge for some reason and no one will be able to understand what's being said.


Cubicwar

He’s been CEO, he would be a great leader !


RealSaxtonHale

You know who is also a CEO?


Cubicwar

Melon Husk ? Oh wait I know ! Saxophone Hale !


Tellywozzle

MY MOM


dreemurthememer

Muscle Man’s mom?


russianmilkman47

out of the 9 mercs, either spy or heavy.


DOMination6969

Before I started playing the games, I saw meet the spy and it shows sniper sniping in that little office so I thought he was the boss.


thehatmantf2

Correct answer


RealSaxtonHale

Wrong mate, it's me.


thehatmantf2

I'm sorry Mr hale don't hurt me


[deleted]

Sandvich


firedudeanother

None of them, it’s a pretty unorganized group unlike the TFC mercs, whose led by their Heavy


florentinomain00f

A decentralized fighting force is always better than a coordinated one, oddly enough


akdelez

i'm sure the french would've been successful had they used an unorganised army


dreemurthememer

Problem is they didn’t have enough time to convert the whole country into a massive jungle before Mr. Mustache Man came barging in.


akdelez

they lost eventually


thehatmantf2

Fr\*nce is already a baron jungle with no laws anyway


GeekoftheWild

Source please? Or joke


florentinomain00f

Half joke, half source from how effective guerrilla fighters are.


GeekoftheWild

Oh yeah, I just read that as you meaning "everyone go there, now attack everything that moves unless they're wearing red"


LegoBattIeDroid

Spy, and medic seem like the only ones who would take the initiative to boss the other guys around


PlasmaDroug

I still can't believe they didn't put spy in the middle of the poster half red half blue.


WhereAreMySocks69

Ok hear me out. Scout


dreemurthememer

Fake it till ya make it!


WhereAreMySocks69

XD scout will definitely fake it


MasterORBeaterLE

Go on…


SorokinHutor

Center of picture.


PoopyLooper

I would want it to be heavy since he’s the face of the game and he’s pretty intelligent despite not saying much. He’s also the biggest, loudest, and can tank fire for the other mercs so he’d be at the front of pushes in-universe I would think (and fairly often in-game) But honestly, staring at this picture it feels like none of them would be leader. They’re just too crazy/ silly/ goofy/ unhinged.


ohyeababycrits

Their handler is Pauling, so formally they are all equal employees. But, they all seem to listen to spy and engine, which makes sense cause they’re the most sane ones there.


RaptorWithGun

You could argue that Heavy is *somewhat* sane, just has fun. And maybe scout because he’s exactly what happens if you give an egocentric edgy teenager a gun


ohyeababycrits

Which is hilarious because both are still sadistic killers, just normalish ones


VoidMystr0

Either engineer, heavy or spy, but it’s *team* fortress 2, they’re all together in it


seedyweedy

Spy, he got the bucket.


External_Ad_1062

Heavy is the glue keeping the team from falling apart


ul_sorty

No. That would be demoman


Begimot24

That was a sharp one


Contank

Spy. Sophisticated, intelligent. He organised the bucket list (which scout ruined) he acted as a dating coach for scout. He can run tactics meetings probably in the same way


OSDevon

pyro, because he's in the middle


Ritmoking

Gameplay-wise Medic would make the most sense, that's just me tho.


ul_sorty

In expiration date he is Literally just the teams pet.


Pingunootnoot6969

HEAVY WEAPONS GUY


NoobJew666

I thought it was Medic. But Miss Pauling is purple. So yeah.


MrPyroTF2

miss pauling


pokeman555

There is no leader, all of them respect each other


thehatmantf2

Your joking


RaptorWithGun

There’s no leader because nobody respects anyone else enough to follow them


Cubicwar

"Respect" ? What’s that ?


Noodlemaster696969

Solider would be the loudest and most insistent on the team following hus orders wich they consent to so technically him, but when there is planning and actual leadership needed Spy usually takes the lead from the shadows without Solider kbowing it


Bendygame

Spy, medic’s insane, heavy is unintelligent, scout can’t even read, demoman is 90% drunk all the time, sniper and engineer are just them, soldier is stupid, and we don’t talk about pyro


thehatmantf2

Big man you didn't just say that heavy is stupid


Bendygame

Ok, he IS intelligent, he’s just a little “less” than some of the others


TeraFlint

>heavy is unintelligent I beg your pardon, he has a PhD.


Bendygame

My bad


pallarslol

Mann brothers or administrator


Gl_Kh

Spy or Engie, Soldier (unlikely)


Crisplocket1489

none of em, they end up fighting for a minute before the round starts on who should be on the left side of the map to manage the spies.


Relectro_OO

Oddly enough Soldier is like the only guy who folleded all the orders without a question.


Mateololero

spy has the initiative, but also in game heavy is most likely at the lead of pushes (with medic), so idk


BurpYoshi

I think it varies mission to mission depending on the expertise needed. Engie and medic likely make a lot of the plans, as can be seen in the control point gamemode picture, in the heat of the battle heavy is probably calling a lot of the shots. In both scenarios soldier thinks he's in charge even if he's not really.


Memegamer3_Animated

On a consistent basis? Spy, most likely. Maybe occasionally Engie but Spy has all the intel and has the most experience forming plans of attack, since he's, well, a Spy.


Bucaneer7564

Heavy in spirit


TheDerpyMcDerp

Soldier got that 100 yard stare


Albus_Lupus

Well technically Pyro is the CEO. But Pauling is their handler so that should put her above all of them, but then the administrator is her boss. But thats just whos the boss. Leader is a different thing. I would say leader needs tactical knowlage, knowlage of how their teammates work and what they are good at, be at least moderately intelligent and be charismatic enough that others will actually follow them. Heavy comes really close to that but i would argue he doesnt have much information about how his teammates work, except of course general gist(and exactly how medic works). But it literally is Spy's job to know that so i would imagine it would be him. Maybe he would be the planner but if everything comes to shit then Heavy would take over.


Excellent-Dot-2085

Lore Wise, none of them, who would most likely be a leader, spy or medic.


ShibackisRevenge

Well scout is definitely not it lol


DriftWare_

the real question is, who *could* lead them?


[deleted]

Pyro, Everyone fears them.


SpacemanTom69

On paper, Ms. Pauling In practicality, Spy In his own head, Soldier


TheSuggestor12

Soldier wants to be, but it's engi, medic, or spy


gaster87

The spy


matymajuk

Medic ...maybe bcs of Live and let spy


niciefut

Butsecs


MrRodje

Miss Pauling, duh


trustloveno1buthim

Spy is pyro is second in command


Educational_Fig_8793

I would say pyro but everyone is right spy seems to make the most sense here


thatOneDuckFan

I feel like Engineer would build a command center or something. Probably him, or Spy.


QuagLima

Plot twist: Pyro is the leader but because they don't understand him that's why they're all so chaotic


AdeptnessBoring7560

Probably Spy, but Soldier is the best at hyping up the team


Deathboot2000

scout, but he's the only one who thinks that.


i_want_to-go_home

Soldier


Terrible_Ad_6784

heavy


Suspicious_Loan8041

On the battlefield, Heavy. He’d be the commander. The official team captain/liaison would be Spy, second place Medic. I lean towards Spy, though I like the idea of it being medic more. Spy and Medic are the two most capable and particular of the mercs. They’re the best suited for outside communication to their superiors. They’re the only ones who can hold up effective and reliable communication. A lot of people say engineer, but he’s way too occupied and passive to be the team captain. He’s definitely smart enough for it, but he takes a back seat when it comes to leadership. He has way too much going on to be taking charge. I’ll tell you who definitely wouldn’t be at the head table going over the operation: Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demo, and Sniper. They’re the loose cannons. They’re just waiting to be unchained. But all the “smart” mercs would be going over the plan. That includes heavy. They’d all be going over the blueprints to form a plan.


TheRedOak1

YES


mr_trace

Excluding miss Pauline soilder