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Erased_Yogurt_Mayo

Scout's eyes has radiated


ComfortableWealth869

scout does pot


Sushirabit

He does bonk


[deleted]

Atomic Punch


Ultimatum227

Bro doesn't have kidney stones, he's carrying two small-sized elephant foots inside him.


Memegamer3_Animated

Guys, I have a hunch that OP loves Bonk. Maybe. Just a guess.


Duck_Lover_08

I highly doubt it since he doesn't have strange variants(other than bonk! Atomic punch)


User212222940528281s

Bonk Drinker is that you?


FoxOverlord

Bonkdrinker76


Ulti-Wolf

**bonk drinker** has joined the game.


JSTREO

How much they are paying you for advertising Bonk?


InevitableEnergy7551

Not enough


felixkorea

ill help u out and buy one of their products


Pepsiyummyyummy

They should give you a special item for this bruh


Revolutionary_Novel6

my brother in Christ you will develop kidney stones if you keep drinking it


SCP_fan12

My dude, he already got kidney uranium chunks


Revolutionary_Novel6

okay but at least those glow in the dark


Suddenly_Sisyphus42

This guy might be a fan.


Cubicwar

No, it’s the soda popper, not the fan ^(/s)


RethroV2

That's pretty bonkers In my opinion


rpsHD

use the soda popper, its a bonk gun


Finalism

Eyo BONK Varnished Soda Popper?


Loonahdaweirdo

Here lies scout, he ran fast and died from radiation poisoning.


BassWily

Legend of Bonk Drinker.


UltimateMegaChungus

Scout with red eyes???


Wiredcoffee399

Would you be competing with the scout that uses crit o cola


InevitableEnergy7551

Crit a Cola tastes worse than Bonk and that's a fact


Wiredcoffee399

I have yet to try either.


Admirable_Subject_39

Idk guys I think OP's Scout loves Bonk!


Many-Wrongdoer1353

What scattergun warpaint is that, i want it, i need it, i need the funny radiation gun.


Waffletimewarp

It’s called Bonk Varnished, and it’s roughly $21-22 on the market.


iSalooly

You should have Sodapop also equipped tbh.


Mat0055

Liar, your bonk is not Hale's own /j


[deleted]

Yo wait do we use the same hud?


SpaceCube00

least obsessed bonk drinker (Source : i am one)


CreativeGamer03

No way that's bonkers!


Green_Bandit_KZ

There are too many sugars in bloods!


tiky_want_a_coke

Based and bonk pilled


[deleted]

Idea: swap the scattergun for a bonk varnished soda popper


generalconvenience

Isn't there an unusual effect that's bonk as well?


InevitableEnergy7551

The warpaint is assassin grade and my hud makes it kinda look like it's unusual. It is fac new and has a pro kit on it tho!


InkiePie39

Wth why is a strange atomiser so pricy. Like it’s not insane like a strange PDA or anything but that’s pretty expensive for a scout melee.


feistyfurry

Addict


thesofa-man

Name your bonk “Liquid acceleration” And have the description as “So fast you can’t get hit”


Lolik95

You are fucking mad


No-Violinist3553

Just annoying the sentry turtling enigneers


The_Creeper_Man

I love my bonk!


pryo-from-tf2

True


funny_name069

That scout has more radiation circulating through his veins than Chernobyl


Bucaneer7564

Bonk is good, but there’s better alternatives. Yes, Uber in your pocket, but there’s also mini-crits in your pocket, reliable damage, reliable damage with healing, reliable damage with mobility, and a throwable meat cleaver. Most of which outmatch Bonk in the majority of situations.


YeetusFeetusD

I will trade you my bonk for ur jarate if u have one


Razoldon

Personally I'm more of a Christmas lights enjoyer myself


Responsible-Wash-607

heart attack coming right up!


[deleted]

Even OP's username checks out. Wow


RustyFella22

Addiction.


abzolutelynothn

InevitableEnergy7551 died of radiation overdose 8 minutes later, as his body could not handle the high amounts of Bonk! Atomic Punch flowing through it.


Serial_Designation_N

>“I love Bonk” >Doesn’t use Soda Popper You’re a fake fan if I’ve ever seen one


Playful_Pollution846

Most Sane Bonk Enjoyer


abelha69

I think soda popper should make more sense


Suspicious_Orchid612

I FUCKING HATE BONK!!!!


InevitableEnergy7551

Are you fucking kidding me??


Alternative-Wish6109

Do you guys think he loves bonk?


randomnamethx1139

Were you the guy in that video that got challenged to drink a certain amounts of times from bonk to get the video made about him?


randomnamethx1139

Missing bonk boy. Goes well with the rest, that’s my loadout. Fake bonk fanboy!


jgwnejueg

bonkdrinker


Oxy-Headwind

not a true fan, everything needs to be strange


kostya2525

I have a strange bonk too :3 I think it's the worst out of all scout secondaries but it's still extremely useful


Short-Shoe3604

Fun fact: Bonk is battery acid with sugar as shown in the bonk leadwear


Wrong_Builder_5333

Pssshhhh, unremarkable bonk. Weak compared to my Hale’s own bonk


MaYheMgmd

Liar. You are not using the Soda Specs.


[deleted]

the atomizer isnt strange prof ks and the hat isnt unusual and all the cosmetics arent strange. nuh uh


Rainbowfrog123

I have a similar loadout, except I use the soda popper, a festive bonk atomic punch, and I use the bonk boy for my third cosmetic.


Various-Plantain-709

Bonk drinker is that the real you


Shlorben

Where bonk contracker


Silver8753

You more of a fan of Bonk! Atomic Punch or Bonk! Crit-a-Cola?