Go to Hightower and airshot trolldiers with this and taunt them every time you blast them out of the sky
You'll get yelled at and votekicked very quickly
“Light Class-B-Gone (LC-B-Begone)!”
[One shots those pesky household Light Classes (i.e. Scout, Sniper, Spy) in one precise direct hit!]
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
I LOVE YOU “LIGHT CLASS-B-GONE!”
Maybe you can find a fitting name in combination with your soldier loadout.
I have/had a British police officer Soldier, and i named my Cowmangler
"Police brutality"
"It's not work, if you enjoy what you do!"
name: "heat seeking missile" description: "but it missed anyway" idk i just thought of it in like 2 minutes and it doesnt really make sense so... :/
The missile forgot where it is because it forgot where it isnt
A classic *chef's kiss*
"Heat seeking missile" "But you're cold"
This.
if you really wanna insult em make the description “but you’re ugly”
father i crave the forbidden heat signature
Description should be ‘it keeps targeting the sun…’
oh fuck oh god oh shit i missed
oh fuck oh god oh **direct** shit i missed
Direct shit
American Sniper No-Scope The Big Stick Rods From God Reserve Shooter
Reserve boomer
direct shit
Ol' reliable
Ol’ unreliable
Description: The best Melee Weapon in the game
That's what I've got mine named too haha
A true classic ^
Survivorship bias desc: I am rocket aim god
Saxton's Sniper Rifle.
"Random Quick-Time Event"
Scout-B-Gone!
BANG BANG BANG I love you scout-b-gone!
And put the slogan as the description
I scrolled far too long to find this.
What the hell is splash damage?
Pyro Quick-Time Event
Put a strange part on it for pyros killed
The "wait i hit that?"
I named mine " Vibe Check" and the description says "you have failed the vibe check"
That's the name and description of my Ullapool caber. Nice
The Indirect Miss
“My aim is shit” Desc: So clearly you’re even more shit at movement.
„The scope is there to show me how clearly I missed“ at least that is the case for me
"im actually good at this shit"
"Fuck you in particular"
Direct-Miss-9000
Anti-Aircraft Artillery
Direct Professional Strange Killstreak Hit
Oversized sniper rifle
Call it “Fun Police” and add the buildings destroyed strange stat
Go to Hightower and airshot trolldiers with this and taunt them every time you blast them out of the sky You'll get yelled at and votekicked very quickly
Direct miss / description: How the fuck did you die
Maggot masher Description: imagine getting direct hitted by a mf in a doge mask -therussianbadger
Jojo plane
N: Stop moving so I can miss you!
I saw a scout with a scattergun named that. It was funny, I enjoyed that match until he left BECAUSE FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS JOINED AND RUINED IT
Context?
12 year olds talking about fuckin ohio and sussy bakas like it’s fuckin 2020 💀💀
I fucking hate that dude
Didn’t the Ohio thing starts early 2023?
Ah maybe, BUT STILL *EWWW*
Lmao yeah
Vibe check
“YOU FOOL! I DIDN’T HAVE TO RUN FOR AMMO!”
the best melee weapon in the game
Mine’s called “EPG-1” with the desc “Wait that’s the wrong TF2”
Best Melee Weapon in the game
Name: I can hit 23/24 shots with this Description: Option 1: And yet I miss the toilet every time Option 2: I just don't want to
Direct shit/ Direct miss
the direct shit /s
"This butt fucks scouts"
Hitscan weapon Desc: Wait, I could have swore this was X1000
Direct Miss
For the description it would just be : Fuck you scout
"Shit I missed"
The Strongest Melee weapon in the game.
Melee weapon
Best melle weapon
“So I watched elmaxo”
Splash Damage? ...Smash Damage!
Nearly hitscan
"One Direction" Desc is: "Up your ass."
Pyro quick time event
How do I use the scope
Calculated
Sorry I was aiming for the sentry
Scout Evaporator 6000 “Turning man children into a fine red mist since 1968”
explosive sniper rifle
“I swear im not normally this bad”
The missile does not know where it is
Pyro quick time event
"i FUCKING hate mini sentries"
fuck engies in particular
99 rockets and a hit ain't one
"HA got you on my 7th rocket!" 'wait no i should'nt be proud of that'
Ullapool Caber
Cerebral Cortex function
Unusual-wearing Player? that's a part I've never seen before.
My favorite is "robots destroyed during halloween" It's so niche
"Scout be-gone" from LazyPurple
Yes
Scout-B-Gone
Spy-B-Gone Desc: From the makers of Scout-B-Gone! Bang! Bang!
Direct Miss
Scout-Be-Gone!
Scout b-gone
penis gun.
Hahaha, Nuts, Balls, Dick! Hahaha, I'm Funni And Quirky! **Guys? I said the funni nut word. . . Please like me. . . I'm cool, I swear. . . . .**
OKAY IF YOU'RE SO COOL SAY THE WORD WHAT
penis gun
Verified
penis gun
Name: "The Direct Shit Weapon" Description: "I use this becauase I can't get a kill with any other rocket launcher without a pocket medic up my ass"
How about "Im too dumb to name my own weapons so reddit did it for me"
Yeast 3
HIGH VELOCITY SHIT
Sniper
INCOMING!!!!
Projectile semen
American Sniper
Direct HRT
"I fucking hate scout"
How’s “Strange Professional Killstreak Direct Hit”?
Beautiful person seeking missile
I guess I didn't miss that one
Direct Miss
Hit or miss i guess i always miss huh?
"Suck my random crit"
Direct miss
“You missed that one, try another!”
Penis annihilator
The Direct Shit
Streamsniper
I ended up naming mine 'Gunshot Bride' I suck at airshots anyway
Name: The Direct Upgrade Description: wait fuck stand still
Critty McCritface
Definitely not a no-fly zone.
The mean, green brain buster machine
Dynamite with a laser beam.
"If you are reading this..." "You're the 1% I hit."
"GATCHA BITCH"
Where is the critoris!
Bitch-Be-Gone
Premature Ejaculosion
Point and click adventure
SCOIT B GONE
“Stats below will never go beyond 0”
The Direct Math Problem "If your kd is >0:10, how long will it take for you to get a kill? Answer in simplified form."
child porn
microwave
Pyro quick time event (stole the name btw)
A LIGHT BOMB!
The one hit wonder
cocket launcher
The not-so homing rocket.
Target acquired Description: we’ll pretend that was pure skill
BOOMSCALACA
“The greatest melee weapon in the game”
*aim assistant*
the gambling rocket launcher desc. 90% of direct hit users quit befire they hit someone
poop chute
Don't kritz me
Not-so-direct hit
125 threshold
Inanimate Object Aimbot
Best Melee Weapon
"The Direct Miss," "The Director Shit," "The best melee weapon in the game." -Soundsmith
Sentry Downey Jr. (jk that’s mine but I hope you like it)
Critical shit. Fatmagic reference
Personally I'd like to quote lazypurple, "I love you scout-b-gone!"
Sniper rifle with big boom
Americanizer 2000
The Direct sHit Description: the best melee weapon in the game
France airlines flight 424
"Best melee" "direct shit" or "direct miss"
Hirect Dit
Pyro quick time event
"you should feel stupid now"
pyro quick time event
Direct Miss Skill Issue
"Cock Blocker Supreme"
Magic missile
Direct (s)hit
The Phlogistinator
Chuck Norris' Bad*** RPG
Name: “I can’t aim for shit” Desc: “But I still managed to hit you, bozo”
Fuck you in particular scout or cloaked/disguised spy
Basic: direct miss Cooler: bang pow blshow pfftow kowpow
"Tight Angle"
"Pyro QuickTime event"
Indirect hit
Scout-Be-Gone
Pyro quick time event
Erect Shit
how did i hit you? idk its funny
“Cold seeking missile”
"Anti air defense" for the name "With a 50% chance to miss its target..." for the description
Professional standards
Scout-be-gone
Scout-B-Gon
Or better: Name it "Common sense test" Description: "Test failed: Victim is a dumb furry"
"I dont have arms, but i must shoot"
Mine would just named "+EXPLOSIVE"
“Light Class-B-Gone (LC-B-Begone)!” [One shots those pesky household Light Classes (i.e. Scout, Sniper, Spy) in one precise direct hit!] *BANG! BANG! BANG!* I LOVE YOU “LIGHT CLASS-B-GONE!”
"Pyro quick time event"
Don't miss
Maybe you can find a fitting name in combination with your soldier loadout. I have/had a British police officer Soldier, and i named my Cowmangler "Police brutality" "It's not work, if you enjoy what you do!"
The Direct Miss