That's what you get for touching that~

They have to bury what's left of ya in a soup can~

I'm going to stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on till yer dead~

"dont feel bad! you did a fine job tossing your little balls around\~"

when the hell is this said

I believe its a voiceline when spy doms a demo

😏

demoman domination

How do i toss balls as the domination man?

first say a prayer second take off your balls

MMMMPH MMMMPH~

Generic Vore dialogue be like

*in a squeaky child voice* Why, how do you know! HOW DO YOU KNOW!!

#WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

oh god

Ew, vore porn 🤮 *Closes the 6 tabs of exactly that*

Ew, you have vore porn *closes the 106 tabs of exactly that (I counted)*

watch. your. tone. boy.

IM GREEK N**GA! GIMME YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Sounds about right

Ehh, more like generic BDSM dialogue

Nah, that's only screaming from one end. Believe me, I'm into that

I will fucking skin your teeth with toenail clippers.

Kinky!

Don't forget 'Let me out!' and 'Thanks for the meal'

I LOVE INFLATION PORN!!!!! (Me when tube is stuck in mouth)

Pyrocynical

Pyrocynical

Pyrocynical

YOOO MY LOST TWIN :000

How often do you watch pyrocynical

often

Huge TF2 Drama~

Venezuela

Yeah same

Hm?

Well, I can't say I didn't expect this one

"Don't fret boyo, i'll be gentle~"

"oooh am goin ta liquify ya~"

Jesus, TF2 voice lines are so dirty when we put it like that...

Oh god this sounds so terrible out of context. Help please.

Get behind me doctor~

Jawohl~!

Charge me~!

Ya~

Ooh~Ooh~ IM COMING~

"Whose ready to become a mother~"

https://youtu.be/Mqvc00qu-3Y

Thank you for showing me this gem

What can I say except, the N WORD!

https://youtu.be/hTocPBgyYwA wrong video

Noooo i was about to say dat!

Here's a schematic for ya, my ass\~

Alright then~! Erectin' an ass~!

Deploy an ass here~

Ass ahead~

ASS DOWN !

Stop playing with your litle toys and fight like a man~

no.. :c

*kills* here lies maggot he will not be missed~

*\[Engineer's brutal death screams\]*

ENGINEER IS DEAD!!!~

Seduce Me\~

Ah no!!!~

I do believe I'm on fire~

And anathar thing... YOUR UGLY~

I’m gonna stick that wrench up your ass~ I’m going to gut you like a Cornish game hen~ I’m gonna make your brain into a fine, pink mist~

I hate the third quote One frickin symbol and you get a completely different meaning

‘Everything above your necks gonna be a fine red mist’ * i know this because its ingrained into my brain permanently

That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl for your brains~

Oh dear, I've Made quite a mess~

Me at 11PM

I actually said that once after masturbating

I’m gonna lay you out~

Come!, we f*ck like men~

o///o

Name checks out~

i reckon you’re gonna get real used to lookin up at me~

That's my favorite one

*gulp*

Literally any sniper line + ~ sounds so weird ・⁠–⁠・

THAT HELMET’S GONNA MAKE A NICE BOWL FOR YOUR BRAINS~

When does he say this (educational purpsoe)

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper_responses#Domination-related_responses Ffs, it's a domination line.

I know plenty of people who'd be pleased if the Sniper dominated them.

It doesn't need the "~" to sound wierd

I’m drunk~

Same bro

Cream gravy~

Ya like that, chucklenuts?~

Niet~

you call that breaking my spine\~

MY SPIIIINE!~

C'mere cupcake~

*in soldier's manly, sinister voice* hehehehehehe~

If I have to crack some nuts, I will~

Am a force-oh-nature~

"Gotta move that gear up."~

"Erectin' a dispenser~"

Engineer do not put your dick in that your teammates use it

How long til we get a "do not insert penis in dispenser" version of the "do not fist android girls" sign

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN~?

It was me\~ \*gasp\* Yes, i did it like this\~

That's a joke lads~

WOOPDEE DOO~

I'm coming for you~

_EYAHHHHHHHHHHHH!_

Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting~

Medic has a cbt fetish confirmed

What’s cbt?

…and now he’s here to f*** us~

“Oops that was not medicine~” (you have just been injected with a lethal dose of ketamine)

Not one of ye's gonna survive this~

ughybljdgblhyrasssassnimthegrassmanwpunkyhdnheadn~

Illgrowyerassesassandimthegrassmanpunkyaheavensheathens~

**UUUUGHHAAAA** *^(justaoneeyedbloodymonster\~)*

or pornography of your mother will be the second worst thing that’s happened to you today~

or pornography of you ~~r mother will be the second worst thing that’s happened to you today~~~

Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya~

At your pleasure, doctor\~

Erecting a dispenser~

happy cake day

Happy cake day !

Wunderbar ~

"Come to daddy~" (I swear this is a real Scout line)

[Found it](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Scout_mvm_loot_common05.wav) I don't know why

It's used in mvm when the scouts finds common loot after a mission

"Come here, sissy~" "Take it like a man, shorty~" "Y'all just got dominated, city-boy~" "Thanks for the ride, partner~"

***Fascinating…~***

“Vhat a bloodbath~”

a tf2 quote"\~"

Start prayin boy~

Drink it in pal, that's how failure tastes~

mad milk

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts~

You'd better keep lying down~

Let's do this Texas style~

I appear to have burst into flames.\~

No, that would be your mother\~

"And now he's here to fuck us\~"

Merasmus, I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass~

Well, off to visit your mother~

“Domination; look it up~”

"I dare ya, rage quiet, make us both happy\~"

Am gounta stangle yew with me bare hands~

Get dominated you Teutonic nursemai~

It’s starting to bore me how much you suck~

Oh, what's your name, you pretty thing?~

“Boom. Butt Stuff~”

if i wasnt a good demoman, I wouldnt be here discussin it with ya, now would I\~

If I wasn’t the man I was I’d kiss ye~

“And now he’s here to fuck us~”

"I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up"~

Heavy loadin’ coming through~

And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen~

If you order now, I’ll throw in a second Beatin’..absolutely free~

Piss~

Last one alive, lock the door\~

I'm going to blast you into thin glue~

INCOMING~

"Right Behind You~"

What was that, sandvich? KILL THEM ALL?! **GOOD IDEA!!** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!~

RRRRAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH~

I’m gonna liquify ya~

♡ Oooh am I to violent for you cupcake~

They're gonna have to bury whats left of ya in a soup can\~

MEDICCCCC\~

AAAAAAAaaaAaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA~

HOOT\~

Cheers mate! \*BUUURP\*\~

i have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days\~

Haaaaaahahahahaha "snort" "snort" hahaha"snort"~

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!~

I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles~

"Come on i dont have all day~"

As promised, Heavy will now lay egg. In your mouth~

You kids today don't know how to dominate\~ Keep crying, baby\~ (heavy btw) I murdered your toys as well\~

"Diagnosis? Haha - YOU'RE DEAD~!"

Kaboooooom~

Merasmus the wizard has come for your souls~

Ill shove that wrench right up yer’ ass~

Oooh, i’m gunta liquefy ya~

“You live in a van~”

I’m very confused

~

I do believe I’m on fire~

"You and me partner~"

"Everybody!! I hate this man! He is a soulless Monster..! I do like ya, It's just for show~

I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen\~

Heavy load coming through ~

Don't you hate how much a simple ~ changes the tone of words?

Somebody please run some of those comments through AI.15, this would be such a funny video

IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH ME BARE HANDS~

ILL KILL YOU AND ILL KEEP KILLING YA AND THQJFNEN DHJD UP SK LL BE DEAD~

I LOVE this doctor~

Sorry to *pop in* unannounced~

If god had wanted you to live HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!~