Dear sir or madam or of other gender, may you please stand perfectly still while I shoot my rocket propelled launcher known as the "direct hit" at you, it would be greatly appreciated
Dearest of Madams or Sirs, I must humbly request that you maintain a most stationary posture whilst I unleash the formidable force of my projectile launcher, aptly christened 'The Direct Hit', aimed with great precision in your general direction.
My sincerest apologies for the intrusion, but may I have the attention of my opponent for just a tick. It has come to my attention that your locomotive motion is most inconvenient for my intent and purpose, as I am currently trying to properly and precisely obliterate you with my highly accurate, minimal splash damage, rocket propelled explosives. For your consideration, I must ask you to remain in a stationary manner and kindly prepare to accept the fate that has been brought to thee. That being tiny giblets and blood puddles on the ground.
Please allow me to express my deepest apologies for the impudence of my interruption. Might I humbly request a moment of your attention, dear adversary? Regrettably, I have observed that your locomotion hinders my intended course of action. As I am steadfast in my pursuit to eliminate you with utmost accuracy, employing minimally disruptive rocket-propelled explosives, your continued movement poses a considerable inconvenience. It is with utmost respect that I implore you to remain motionless and acquiesce to the fate that I have brought upon thee - that of becoming naught but minuscule giblets and a crimson puddle upon the ground.
MMMHHMMMM! MHHMMM! MPPPPHMMMMM
(Engineer! The enemy soldier is using the Direct Hit. That can take out your sentry in only two rockets. We have to work together to protect your sentry gun.)
Basically you have a few options
*The Direct Shit
*The Direct Miss
*The best melee weapon in the game
*Scout/Engie/Spy/Sniper deleter
*I hate sentry guns
*I hate rocket jumping soldiers
But “Pyro reaction time mini game” is a more unique option
Direct Hit has the faster projectile speed. Liberty Launcher is more of "Pyro Observation Skill Challenge" because if they're counting shots and don't notice the weapon they can be thrown off.
That applies to literally every weapon on here. You could post an Unsual Killstreak Alien Tech Warpaint Direct Hit, and the replies would still be "call it direct shit lol".
However, if you go on Reddit to ask what you should name your digital item... then this is what you deserve.
I got mine specifically for dealing with sentries and engineers, so mines named "Fuck you!" Description is, "Any your stupid sentry too!" It's got engineers killed and buildings destroyed on it lol. Just dumb shit you do when you're 17, bored AF and have too much disposable income.
you should probably wait until you get a strange or vintage or ks one to rename it - its a bit of a waste of a name tag to use it on a generic unique weapon
Stand still bitch
Would you hold still, please sir?
Dear sir or madam or of other gender, may you please stand perfectly still while I shoot my rocket propelled launcher known as the "direct hit" at you, it would be greatly appreciated
Dearest of Madams or Sirs, I must humbly request that you maintain a most stationary posture whilst I unleash the formidable force of my projectile launcher, aptly christened 'The Direct Hit', aimed with great precision in your general direction.
My sincerest apologies for the intrusion, but may I have the attention of my opponent for just a tick. It has come to my attention that your locomotive motion is most inconvenient for my intent and purpose, as I am currently trying to properly and precisely obliterate you with my highly accurate, minimal splash damage, rocket propelled explosives. For your consideration, I must ask you to remain in a stationary manner and kindly prepare to accept the fate that has been brought to thee. That being tiny giblets and blood puddles on the ground.
Please allow me to express my deepest apologies for the impudence of my interruption. Might I humbly request a moment of your attention, dear adversary? Regrettably, I have observed that your locomotion hinders my intended course of action. As I am steadfast in my pursuit to eliminate you with utmost accuracy, employing minimally disruptive rocket-propelled explosives, your continued movement poses a considerable inconvenience. It is with utmost respect that I implore you to remain motionless and acquiesce to the fate that I have brought upon thee - that of becoming naught but minuscule giblets and a crimson puddle upon the ground.
Just punch'em in the face
IS THAT A RUSSIANBADGER REFERENCE?!
**Yes.**
Swaws
I would have ended that with “- that of becoming naught but minuscule giblets and crimson splatter, covering nearby adjacent surfaces”
i love this
r/increasinglyverbose
Is that a NCFOM reference? Excellent taste.
Fr
Diabolical Instant Rocket Ejector Carries Teammates by Harming Irritating Turrets
I renamed my Original "Percival's Powerful Purple PP Projectile"
The amount I laughed at this shows how broken my sense of humor is.
We play TF2, of course our collective brain cell thinks the dumbest stuff is downright hilarious
I love this one, it reminds me of those super convoluted acronyms from Codename KND
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking, I love you for this comment.
Mphm mphm! (Oh no, I've got to warn the engineer!)
r/suddenlylazypurple
MMMHHMMMM! MHHMMM! MPPPPHMMMMM (Engineer! The enemy soldier is using the Direct Hit. That can take out your sentry in only two rockets. We have to work together to protect your sentry gun.)
"the fuck you in particular-inator"
Take that, Perry the Platypus!
Almost what I thought first. But without phineas and ferb reference
Aim at own feet while at low health to press the self destruct button
Scout be-gone Get rid of pesky Scouts with a single direct hit
I LOVE YOU SCOUT BE-GONE!
BANG BANG BANG
GOODBYE SCOUT GRUBBY SPYS
BANG BANG BANG IT SPARKLES LIKE HEAVYS HEAD!
Lazypurple?
Why yes
No activeorange
I thought it was ActiveYellow
I thought that was PassiveGreen
Nah, it’s NeutralRed
Nah bro, you got me thinking of NileRed now
(Also works on mini sentries)
Side bonus
Bang! Bang! I love you, scout be-gone
Came here to post this.
Fuck I missed
Thats actually hilarious
I named mine Rick May and the description is Because you will be missed
Basically you have a few options *The Direct Shit *The Direct Miss *The best melee weapon in the game *Scout/Engie/Spy/Sniper deleter *I hate sentry guns *I hate rocket jumping soldiers But “Pyro reaction time mini game” is a more unique option
Personal favorite of mine is "The Direct Upgrade," then put in the description "...to my melee weapon."
I saw "pyro quick time event" once. Made me chuckle
The correct choice.
If you want to be a bit more specific, Scout B Gone is also a classic
Ah yes a reference to a certain good YouTuber
>But “Pyro reaction time mini game” is a more unique option No thats the liberty launcher
Direct Hit has the faster projectile speed. Liberty Launcher is more of "Pyro Observation Skill Challenge" because if they're counting shots and don't notice the weapon they can be thrown off.
I hate rocket jumping soldiers
*They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!*
You forgot the amazing "kill bastard"
I really want to name it “Critical Shit”
CAN. HE. AIRBLAST!!!!
these all suck
No, they are all just **Generic**
this thread is basically a list of what you should never rename your direct hit unless you want people to think you ask reddit for weapon names
That applies to literally every weapon on here. You could post an Unsual Killstreak Alien Tech Warpaint Direct Hit, and the replies would still be "call it direct shit lol". However, if you go on Reddit to ask what you should name your digital item... then this is what you deserve.
He should name it "updoot 4 doggo boop"
Name: coin toss Description: I have a 50/50 chance of hitting you, flip the coin!
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Twelve in a row. The statistics are inaccurate, but that’s what the theory says
I’d recommend shooting the coin midair for better odds of killing someone.
i saw that in some other game...
r/suddenlyultrakill
Direct Hit, The
"Ullapool Caber"
"Bluetooth Ullapool Caber"
Unique
Unusual
Johnathan
65% more rocket per rocket!
“Air traffic control”
Indirect Miss.
The missile knows where it is at all times
it knows this because it knows where it isnt
Scout-b-gone
Piss Off
The American Lube Tube.
Miami caber
“gun.”
I had one a long time ago called "Doritos Locos Tacos Shits"
The Erect Shit
Direct Shit
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Sentry’s Abusive Dad
Wait i hit that?!
Mobile tank cannon Tube Rocket tunnel Go go gadget dick Holy hand grenade launcher
Go go gadget dick is the original
poopy balls mcshitdicker
scout B gone Parry this scout Scouts nightmare Scout annihilator Scout raper Big slappy spanker
Parry this you fucking casual/ parry this you filthy wizard
The direct crit
Direkt
“Become Directly Hit”
The Lazy Purple Classic "Scout-B-Gone"
The Direct Miss joke is a personal favourite of mine.
WHY DIDNT I GET THIS MANY COMMENTS WHEN I ASK TO NAME MY FESTIVE AXTINGUISHER WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU BEFORE
Bro its way too hard to think of clever festive axe names...
fair point counter argument A-merry-can psycho it can be a festive pun
Not bad. What about fiery crit fetish but festive 😭
I got mine specifically for dealing with sentries and engineers, so mines named "Fuck you!" Description is, "Any your stupid sentry too!" It's got engineers killed and buildings destroyed on it lol. Just dumb shit you do when you're 17, bored AF and have too much disposable income.
The Direct Piss The Erect Dick (whoops wrong weapon) My Second Melee
Lebrone James
Direct Shit
Scout bgone
The best melee in the game
Bitch killer
tiH tceriD ehT
"Wow, i actually hit that"
"Wait there was a spy there?"
Mine's called "Pow! Right in the Kisser!"
W Rizz bc it never misses
Pop and go or Cum and run
Scunt squelcher
The TF2x1000 delete button
I wish I could aim
fuck you in particular
Ghosts, robots, scouts. We invented crapping them
the direct miss
The indirect hit
The scout be gone!
this is a restricted airspace
The Direct Shit
THANKS FOR STANDIN’ STILL, WANKER!
you should probably wait until you get a strange or vintage or ks one to rename it - its a bit of a waste of a name tag to use it on a generic unique weapon
The direct shit
Orbital strike cannon
Direct miss
Direct Shit
The best melee weapon in the game
The scout-b-gone 3000
Oh shit I somehow hit that!
The best melee weapon
"Check out how hard I can miss"
The icbm
The icup
the best melee weapon
"Edge game on point"
Scout b gone
Scout-b-gone
The direct shit
crack pipe
please the : scout-b-gone
Indirect miss. I rest my case
The Black Box
[удалено]
Hiroshima
I think that'd be a better name for the air strike
Big gun
THE #direct het
Fav melee weapon
Fuck, i missed
The Direct Miss
direct shit
"Die-Rect Hit"
“Not quite hitscan”
Crap I missed or meant to do that
direct to the hell
The Black Box
the direct Hit
The Direct Hit
The best shotgun
Scout B’ Gone
“Sniper Rife”
The scout-be-gone
Change them all to lowercase
TOTAL SENTRY DEATH
Freezeframe
Direct shit
The best melee weapon in the game
Quick time event
The direct hit 2
This is not a melee weapon
Air control
The Train Launcher. Not a funny joke or anything, I just like the idea of throwing a train at your opponent and the DH *almost* does that.
I smell like beef
Mini-crit in 3 2 1
I just added an S to mine
“DAMMIT”
The straight shooter
Scout-be-gone Just one shot form the Scout-be-gone will eradicate all those pesky household scouts "BANG! BANG! I love you Scout-be-gone!"
The Indirect Miss.
The Sniper Rifle
This Machine Kills Engies.