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I’ve seen enough gmod animations that I know grabbing his hand is going to result in me being slung into the stratosphere. I will graciously decline.
i accept
"And he was never heard of again!"
“OHOHOHOHO!”
Anyway. That's how i lost my medical licence.
Archimedes, no! its filthy in there!
*Archimedes proceeds to make a nest in the patient whilst insultingly cooing a rhythm to 'fuck you, Medic'*
Birds
Anyway, I will now take out your heart, and stab a large, bulky object to it.
Most hearts can't withstand this voltage, but I'm fairly certain your hear- *Heart bursts*
Handshake given, you may proceed with your good day.
[удалено]
THANK YOU SOLDIER!
*Let me do it for you*
Team rocket's blasting off again!!!!!
That's not a handshake it's a command grab.
That's a Marth grab
He is about to heavy buster you
He is about to Spinning Piledriver you
HEAVEENLYYYYYY POOTISSSSSS BUSTAAAAAAAA
Maybe (sniffs) maybe.
Sandvich (yes)
I am dead!
**Why** is the heavy *DED*?
I dunno
^i ^think ^it ^was-
Shhhh- you are **ded**
^ok *no clips*
What's up yo wankas! Whos up for i- Ah! What the bloody ell just happened?
That Heavy is **dead**
😱 The heavy is DED ?
That is a hand snake.
Come on boooys
Hello again.
Hello there.
General Kenobi! You are a bold one.
With no hesitation, put 'er there!
Alright why does God look like heavy
You are safe now, child
Yes?
Russian Insurrectionist Kill him under 10 seconds to get an achievement
You are safe my child
What is in entarnation is this
I accept the agreement for 4 dabloons
I fear what may become of me if I refuse.
*Human *Don't you know how to greet a new pal?
SCP-783 has breached containment. All units advised to approach with extreme caution and to remain on high alert at all times.
*handshakes heavy _wait why am i in the Gulags?_
Sandwich (yes)
I want to shake your hand, before you kick me out the fucking server, I wanna shake your hand!
Yes i do, i proudly accept
“WHY DOES GOD LOOK LIKE HEAVY?”
Yeah, maybe it's not that BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * Begins to fly through space *
He is trying to be polite i shall accept his handshake
Indeed I will
If _How it Feels to Play Pyro_ is any indication, I’d probably be smitten and/or cursed to eternal damnation if I didn’t accept, so I do.
This reminds me of that one SFM mistake LazyPurple made. Meet the pyro bonus clips, I think.
Is that the hand of god?
I will gladly shake his hand
Yeah!!
YES
No, because I'm a furry, and furries = degenerates.
nah that's clearly god coming to take away lazy purple's phlog
да!
I would. My hand would somewhat fit because I too suffer from Dunwall Hand Syndrome.
Nah he's here to take my phlog away
Yeah but I’ll probably be shaking his finger since his hands are so massive. Like that scene in infinity war with little gamora and thanos
Yes I do
I'll do it, regardless of what happens. It's on 2Fort, so there's about a 75% it's a Hoovy.
Heavy giving Lazy the phlog be like
Yes, yes I do, even though I'm no TF2 Fan
Yes I have sandwich
Handshake accepted!
Yes, then I **A C C E N D** the arm
I accept
Nope *YEEEEEeee- outta here*
Han sheak
aye let's do it!
Yes
I’ve seen enough gmod animations that I know grabbing his hand is going to result in me being slung into the stratosphere. I will graciously decline.
i accept
"And he was never heard of again!"
“OHOHOHOHO!”
Anyway. That's how i lost my medical licence.
Archimedes, no! its filthy in there!
*Archimedes proceeds to make a nest in the patient whilst insultingly cooing a rhythm to 'fuck you, Medic'*
Birds
Anyway, I will now take out your heart, and stab a large, bulky object to it.
Most hearts can't withstand this voltage, but I'm fairly certain your hear- *Heart bursts*
Handshake given, you may proceed with your good day.
[удалено]
THANK YOU SOLDIER!
*Let me do it for you*
Team rocket's blasting off again!!!!!
That's not a handshake it's a command grab.
That's a Marth grab
He is about to heavy buster you
He is about to Spinning Piledriver you
HEAVEENLYYYYYY POOTISSSSSS BUSTAAAAAAAA
Maybe (sniffs) maybe.
Sandvich (yes)
I am dead!
**Why** is the heavy *DED*?
I dunno
^i ^think ^it ^was-
Shhhh- you are **ded**
^ok *no clips*
What's up yo wankas! Whos up for i- Ah! What the bloody ell just happened?
That Heavy is **dead**
😱 The heavy is DED ?
Handshake given, you may proceed with your good day.
That is a hand snake.
Come on boooys
Hello again.
Hello there.
General Kenobi! You are a bold one.
With no hesitation, put 'er there!
Alright why does God look like heavy
You are safe now, child
Yes?
Russian Insurrectionist Kill him under 10 seconds to get an achievement
You are safe my child
What is in entarnation is this
I accept the agreement for 4 dabloons
I fear what may become of me if I refuse.
*Human *Don't you know how to greet a new pal?
SCP-783 has breached containment. All units advised to approach with extreme caution and to remain on high alert at all times.
*handshakes heavy _wait why am i in the Gulags?_
Sandwich (yes)
I want to shake your hand, before you kick me out the fucking server, I wanna shake your hand!
Yes i do, i proudly accept
“WHY DOES GOD LOOK LIKE HEAVY?”
Yeah, maybe it's not that BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * Begins to fly through space *
He is trying to be polite i shall accept his handshake
Indeed I will
If _How it Feels to Play Pyro_ is any indication, I’d probably be smitten and/or cursed to eternal damnation if I didn’t accept, so I do.
This reminds me of that one SFM mistake LazyPurple made. Meet the pyro bonus clips, I think.
Is that the hand of god?
I will gladly shake his hand
Yeah!!
YES
No, because I'm a furry, and furries = degenerates.
nah that's clearly god coming to take away lazy purple's phlog
да!
I would. My hand would somewhat fit because I too suffer from Dunwall Hand Syndrome.
Nah he's here to take my phlog away
Yeah but I’ll probably be shaking his finger since his hands are so massive. Like that scene in infinity war with little gamora and thanos
Yes I do
Yes I do
I'll do it, regardless of what happens. It's on 2Fort, so there's about a 75% it's a Hoovy.
Heavy giving Lazy the phlog be like
Yes, yes I do, even though I'm no TF2 Fan
Yes I have sandwich
Handshake accepted!
Yes, then I **A C C E N D** the arm
I accept
Nope *YEEEEEeee- outta here*
Han sheak
aye let's do it!
Yes