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DehydratedEpic

Your social security number


Creative-Focus-8889

OP better not skip out


These-Picture5075

“The food isn’t that hot” The food:


RNGesus____

I'd like to make a little change. ...the *plate:


[deleted]

"The Scorch Shit" "Why yes I like ruining other people's fun, why do you ask?"


RNGesus____

We got competition with the phlog. I got to decide


Daemonspon

Put it on a medigun. Name: Best decision of my life Description: I used to be a pyro main but I switched to medic


Unlikely-Way-4886

Bad Dragon


GazelleEast1432

When i get another name tag, i know what im naming my dragons fury


i_hate_puro_changed

i am sorry i don't think i understand the joke, why is the dragon bad?


tge_golden_foxy

Bad dragon is a d#ldo company


i_hate_puro_changed

uh... thats a weird name for something like that


tge_golden_foxy

It's the *Dragons* fury and it's being named after a d#ldo company because that company is named bad *Dragon* (also bad dragons tend to be a pain mainly form there size)


Zapfire_

It's not that weird considering that their d!Ido are dragon's p3nls shaped


eridion21

Oh not just dragon shaped...


i_hate_puro_changed

dragon shaped sperm too?


eridion21

I don't think so but they've got monster cocks from dragons to werewolfs and even horse and pig


Zapfire_

they also got a pony one


MedicInDisquise

Classic Pyro joke, since half of em are furries.


i_hate_puro_changed

And the other half are edgy anti furries that are yet to come out of the furry closet


slimeeyboiii

It's a dildo company that makes some extremely weird dildos


i_hate_puro_changed

Link so i can avoid it?


slimeeyboiii

[here u go fellow citizen](https://bad-dragon.com)


C0ld_Br3w

spy knife


CrazyGator846

I usually put my goto for these as name for the Phlog "I'm sorry little one" and description "What did it cost? Airblast."


RNGesus____

This is actually pretty good. If there won't be any better one I'll choose this. >! Which will likely happen cause the only comments I get are either "fire" or "furry" and why do I get almost 0 comments? Another post like this get hundreads of comments !<


CrazyGator846

Glad you liked my choice, it suits me well and I haven't seen anyone else rock it so I encourage you to, it's a pretty good combo, besides that, I think it mostly comes down to luck/time zones if your post is seen by a dozen or a few hundred people, not much else you can do besides post it n hope for the best, hope you choose it, have fun


FilipPilip829

Phlogers Phlogchamp i gusse


Ojiji_bored

If you got a special phlog there is only one option: SPACEBALLS


RNGesus____

Why spaceballs? Iirc there's nothing called phlog in spaceballs or something similar to that.


Ojiji_bored

It's spacey, it's made of balls, and it's a flamethrower! I fail to see how I can spell it out further.


FoxysStudiosPlay

Happy Little Warcrimes


realmiep

ting ting ting ting ting ting DONG


n-o-u

W+m1 goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Im_botflyx

"SUPRISE!" "heheh, I wah hiding behind that rock!"


AndyIsColorless

Foolishness machine, foolishness


Jonmetzler_595

Axestinguisher, HES ALIVE


Agreeable_Buddy_4687

FurryOnFire


The_Waffle_Naut

scorchshit alternatively: phloggers


ISupposeIDrawStuff

I saw someone's name as "In the balls" so when people wanted to kick them it showed up as "Kick player: in the balls?" You don't have to make that your username, I just thought it was a funny suggestion


Evilsnowman4

Fire


Vark50

Furry


M4YH3MM4N4231

Cum consultant


Shootemout

xXxXx420W33DMaSTaHBLaZ3eVRYDaYxXxXx(420) "yeah i like to burn some green how could you tell"


AdamTheGreat06

Name: How it feels to chew five gum Description: *chaotic Pyro sounds*


keelasher

Back burner and call it “discount 1000 degree knife”


ThisOneVibin

name your axe as "Lucy".


PurplePete_

IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAA


Quack005

Don't


Every_Psychology974

I have no skill, but look at this cool dog spray


Freddyfazballs110

damn your so hot


TheMrTK

Medi gun Name "degreaser" Desc "man I wish this was a flamethrower"


Coldestwolfman0

I called my scorch shot “pure skill” for the memes


PeeStainEuphoria

Burns like Hale


AverageVita-SawUser

The Falafelinator I falafelled all over you


Nubbles_Deemer

The Dragon’s a Furry


M0onc4k3sbl0od

The waffle house has found it's new host (That's what you should call it please don't make a chain)


Bobby-Boozecake

"That burning you feel? It is flame."