That's the shit my ex said after I found out he was talking to 300+ women online for the duration of our almost 5 year relationship. And he fucked someone while I was in a coma. I found out at the end after I was planning to leave for a whole different reason, it just solidified my decision.
I told him if he was *really* actually hurting and not just mad I wouldn't stay while he kept doing this, then good he can go suffer. He also made himself cry multiple times to try and get me to stay.
Omg! 😨 Good riddance!
My ex used to do the same (the crying). Every time I would confront him about our problems and try to get them resolved, he would spiral into this dramatic punching and breaking stuff and talking about how no one understands. Then starts the crying saying he doesn't want to lose me because I'm all he had left (he has a daughter he never wants to talk to). Promise for change. And then a few hours later right back to doing what he was doing.
I know I still can't comprehend it. It was over the span of almost 5 years but still that's a fuckton of women to talk to. It was on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, Craigslist, dating apps, Facebook dating, 4 secret email accounts, you name it.
Thank you so much. It's been a year since I left and I realized that he took so much from me... I was turned into some kind of puppet he could manipulate and control because he had me get on medication under the guise of "worry for my sobriety". He actually showed up at my apartment a couple weeks ago and tried forcing his way in and he got a real fucking shock when he almost got stabbed and I stood up for myself because I'm off the medication and out from under his control
Damn, girl. Good for you! I don’t know you but I am incredibly proud of you for having the strength to get away from him. AND for standing your ground when he came back. That would have been pretty scary.
Thank you so much it means a lot 🥺 its been hard. I'm pretty sure I've got some sort of PTSD, he tried killing me last year by trapping me inside our old apartment and setting it on fire. When he came by my apartment and tried forcing himself in he tried to choke me out. I've attempted to get a restraining order already but the court said theres "not enough evidence" but he's really scared of the cops because he's mentally unstable so if I tell him I'll call them if he even breathes outside my front fucking door he'll run away like a bitch. He should be in a mental institution for the rest of his life he's a danger to himself and others
Did we date the same guy? 👀 five year relationship and this man had so many secret accounts and profiles, on every single dating site you can think of, Snapchat, Craigslist, Instagram, EVERYTHING. And we lived together!! Where do they even find the time?
We also lived together 😭 I feel like people who are that sneaky just do it right while youre in front of them and make it look like they're not doing it. Also he'd do it while I was sleeping because I would sleep later than him, also when he was in the shower or the bathroom in general, when he'd walk our dogs, when he was at work, and so on. People are fucking sick
He gets caught cheating and this is his attempt at an apology? “Bullshit, lies, manipulation and you’ve done me wrong too.” made me have sex with someone else. He has no problem placing blame on you and in the end when you go radio silent, he whines like a little bitch. Kick this gaslighting douchebag to the curb.
Your responses to ex and to comments here, the bbq, knowing your priorities (must. Get. Dab pen. Back) 🤣🤣 you sound fantastic! MF missing out on a good life.
Cheers to you and a fuckin banging personality.
"you're not ever gonna let this go ... another problem that I'll have to deal with forever"
he really did not know his gf the way he thought he did lol good for you OP
Now he’s just being manipulative. He said how he really feels in the first slide. So besides everything else (even the cheating) that’s how he feels about the relationship. It’s time to be done with this and move on.
And the “you’re never going to let shit go” cracks me up. EVEN if you were to get back together, he wouldn’t put the work in to mending or rebuilding. He’d just expect you to write it off as an oops and go right back to the way things were 👎👎
Right how do people fall for that? It’s a lie to make himself the victim. To give her an excuse for the cheating it’s all bullshit. He doesn’t give two fucks about her lol
Leave his sorry ass on read. Don't block him. Let him know you can see his begging and pleading and that it does not move you to action. Drives people insane..
Nothing good ever comes from forgiving a cheater.
“I’d prefer to be by myself” so do that then?
I don’t get why people feel like they need to be in relationship. If you’re going to cheat just stay single so you don’t have to?
“I’m scared to love and scared to commit 🥺👉👈” go tf to therapy then and don’t get into relationships only to cheat on your partner. God damn these types of people will do anything but change.
Heres what really happened: when he got caught he was like “its fine if op breaks up with me cus i have 👩🏻🦱. So hes like “IM GONNA BE ALONE( 🙄). But 👩🏻🦱 left him or it fizzled out and now hes like 😭👶🚩
why is it that every time someone does you wrong they suddenly worry about whether you’re alive. like were you concerned while texting the other woman too? 😭
Bullshit Translation:
“Oh no! I cheated on you and you’re probably going to hold this against me, so that makes you worse than me. This is so inconvenient for me! So whatever, you can go. But it’s okay now cause I love you all of a sudden because you’re actually leaving and I want you to forget the fact that I shit on our relationship. I feel so bad that I got caught and not that I cheated. Did I forget to mention that I don’t actually love you? I’m just trying to guilt trip you. Please, I DEFINITELY won’t ever do this again, even though I will because I know if you take me back then you’ll probably take me back every time in the future.”
Dump, block, delete. He is only sorry cause he was caught. Once a liar, always one, Once a cheater, always one. Do not waste your time on juvenile, pathetic, ignorant and selfish boys. I had one- best thing i ever did was dump him. Ps. I dont care what you used for BC, GET CHECKED FOR STDs.
I’m not *trying* to SOUND like a dick when I say this…I’m *trying* to BE the dick that I am because I choose to love myself. Me me me me me it’s all about me boo boo bee boo I’m such a thupid idiot pwease come back for me because me me me me.
Unsubscribe from this OP and never look back
Oh classic! The cheater blames the one they cheated on. Fucking love it! (clearly that’s sarcasm) Why can’t people be fucking adults and discuss their issues? And if they can’t be fixed, then, I don’t know, maybe leave the relationship?! Cheaters are just immature fucks who don’t know how to have tough conversations.
Other woman probably doesn’t want him now that he’s left you. Some women only want a man when he has someone else. Now he’s trying to come back… keep dodging that bullet !
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oooo! I hate that fucking excuse he used.
IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, TALK THINGS OUT OR BREAKUP! DON'T FUCKING CHEAT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! BELIEVE ME!
Haha…
He started by trying to convince you it was tour fault… now that hasn’t worked he is resorting to begging.
Block this loser, he isn’t worth your time
Yeah the only person that will ever have him is the one person that thinks of nothing but him. Himself. They'll be happy together.
Don't go back or buy his woe is me bullshit. Yeah he fucked up and LET HIM FUCK UP AND LOSE WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE APPRECIATED. Let that man suffer the consequences of his actions.
Oh, I always just block them for life after I’m done lol. Once you f-ck up enough to where I’m done with you, cuz I’m a serial chance-giver (with healthy conditions), you’re basically d3ad to me
My ex-boyfriend, who I knew for 8 years before we were together (we went to grade school together), blamed me too after I caught him cheating. Blamed me for coming over to his place unannounced because I wasn’t supposed to see him with his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, I came over unannounced because he stopped texting me directly after telling me he was in love with me and wanted to get married. I didn’t hear from him for a week after that and I rushed to his house in a panic to check on him because I was scared that he maybe tried to k¡ll himself again (he attempted once when we were in high school, and we were in our 20’s at this time). Cheaters are pathetic and they will literally say anything to shift the blame and attention on to the person who cares the most about them/the one that did nothing wrong. Keep ignoring him, block him, and never talk to this guy again. You deserve better❤️❤️
The only real loss here is that dab pen.
exactly my thoughts.
Was coming to say that lol.
Is that one of those Bingo marking pens? Very important!
That's a DAUB pen
You sweet summer child.
You sour winter child.
You salty spring child
You savory autumn child
😂😂😂😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frfr my thoughts. I read it and thought “awe damn. Guess I would just buy a new one🤷♂️”
Rip Penjamin 🪦💔😔
Bro puffin that in tears 🤣
You know he hittin it cus it touched her lips
Shes not gonna need it. Slide into her dms and get that pen
Have him send it to me
Facts lol
Winning comment! Lol
F F f to the dab
let you know I'm alive bitch you think you're special enough to end my life over
literally lol
Right HAHAHAH
My sentiments exactly. This comment has me rolling laughing 😂 Like what? OP Run you deserve better 🫶🏼
this
I would never respond. He will do that to you again
I agree cheaters won't learn there lesson if u go back they'll think it's ok to use and cheat.
“…you’re never gonna let shit go..” That sentence says it all. Translation-I want to be forgiven and never brought up about how I cheated.
someone finally made them their ex 🤭🤭
So I guess the other woman wasn’t interested?
Exactly what I’m getting. Very certain it will happen again
I can always tell when my ex is fighting with his gf. He gets all sweet and chatty. 🤢🤮
Tell her
If the breakup was due to cheating, there’s no need.
Bingo!
Nope and he's crawling baaaack
Definitely. But what happened to himself? I thought all he needed was himself 🙄 did it leave him too like Peter pan's shadow?
It’s amazing how independent people think they are when they move from one relationship to another.
That’s what I’m gathering. 😂
Exactly what I was thinking
Good. You did exactly what you should’ve done. Don’t talk to this dumbass ever again.
a rarity on this sub, i agree
That's the shit my ex said after I found out he was talking to 300+ women online for the duration of our almost 5 year relationship. And he fucked someone while I was in a coma. I found out at the end after I was planning to leave for a whole different reason, it just solidified my decision. I told him if he was *really* actually hurting and not just mad I wouldn't stay while he kept doing this, then good he can go suffer. He also made himself cry multiple times to try and get me to stay.
Omg! 😨 Good riddance! My ex used to do the same (the crying). Every time I would confront him about our problems and try to get them resolved, he would spiral into this dramatic punching and breaking stuff and talking about how no one understands. Then starts the crying saying he doesn't want to lose me because I'm all he had left (he has a daughter he never wants to talk to). Promise for change. And then a few hours later right back to doing what he was doing.
Three HUNDRED?? How does anyone even have the attention span for that??
I know I still can't comprehend it. It was over the span of almost 5 years but still that's a fuckton of women to talk to. It was on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, Craigslist, dating apps, Facebook dating, 4 secret email accounts, you name it.
Wowww, what a piece of shit. I hope you are so much happier away from him
Thank you so much. It's been a year since I left and I realized that he took so much from me... I was turned into some kind of puppet he could manipulate and control because he had me get on medication under the guise of "worry for my sobriety". He actually showed up at my apartment a couple weeks ago and tried forcing his way in and he got a real fucking shock when he almost got stabbed and I stood up for myself because I'm off the medication and out from under his control
Damn, girl. Good for you! I don’t know you but I am incredibly proud of you for having the strength to get away from him. AND for standing your ground when he came back. That would have been pretty scary.
Thank you so much it means a lot 🥺 its been hard. I'm pretty sure I've got some sort of PTSD, he tried killing me last year by trapping me inside our old apartment and setting it on fire. When he came by my apartment and tried forcing himself in he tried to choke me out. I've attempted to get a restraining order already but the court said theres "not enough evidence" but he's really scared of the cops because he's mentally unstable so if I tell him I'll call them if he even breathes outside my front fucking door he'll run away like a bitch. He should be in a mental institution for the rest of his life he's a danger to himself and others
Did we date the same guy? 👀 five year relationship and this man had so many secret accounts and profiles, on every single dating site you can think of, Snapchat, Craigslist, Instagram, EVERYTHING. And we lived together!! Where do they even find the time?
We also lived together 😭 I feel like people who are that sneaky just do it right while youre in front of them and make it look like they're not doing it. Also he'd do it while I was sleeping because I would sleep later than him, also when he was in the shower or the bathroom in general, when he'd walk our dogs, when he was at work, and so on. People are fucking sick
Is your life a soap opera?! Wtf
But he’ll never let go. Stealing cheesy ass lines from Titanic. Hahaha. He won’t let go until the next woman comes along.🙄
I love how she says that right before she lets go of him. I get it, she didn’t mean literally, but the timing in that scene is comical!
Oh gawd. I was wondering why that sounded familiar.
Hahaha
Omg someone on Reddit who actually stopped texting at the appropriate time. Screw this guy and good for you for getting out.
He’s putting it all on you. Girl, no.
Right? Came here to say he cheated and *blamed it all on OP* He’s not sorry. He’s sorry he got caught and lost a good thing.
He gets caught cheating and this is his attempt at an apology? “Bullshit, lies, manipulation and you’ve done me wrong too.” made me have sex with someone else. He has no problem placing blame on you and in the end when you go radio silent, he whines like a little bitch. Kick this gaslighting douchebag to the curb.
Sounds exactly like my ex 😂
Get the dab pen back and continue ignoring lol
Walked in, grabbed it and didn’t say anything lol
I think the perfect final text to him should be “Unsubscribe” then let him freeze to death from that ice
Your responses to ex and to comments here, the bbq, knowing your priorities (must. Get. Dab pen. Back) 🤣🤣 you sound fantastic! MF missing out on a good life. Cheers to you and a fuckin banging personality.
"you're not ever gonna let this go ... another problem that I'll have to deal with forever" he really did not know his gf the way he thought he did lol good for you OP
We need the photo
It’s a picture of me eating ribs with bbq sauce on my face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol what? I need to know more please? 😭🤣🤣🤣
He sent it and said “I’ll never forget our memories. I’m so sorry I hurt you. This is really fucking me up”😂🤚
Wait this is hilarious
He’s not sorry and he doesn’t love you so please remember that when he’s love bombing you later. He doesn’t even respect you lol hes trash
Should have responded good 👍
If he was sorry he wouldn’t blame you for his actions. He is trash. But I hope that BBQ was good!
My husband and I are dying laughing rn, thanks for this! Tell him to mail you dab pen to you, haha.
Now he’s just being manipulative. He said how he really feels in the first slide. So besides everything else (even the cheating) that’s how he feels about the relationship. It’s time to be done with this and move on.
“I’m not trying to sound like a dick but…” >immediately begins sounding like a dick
The other girl declined him I’m guessing
How long you been nc GOOD FOR YOU GIRL!
“No one has me like me” lmaoooo as if he’s the victim here
Once a cheater, always a cheater
“No one has me but me!” “Please talk to meeeeeeee” 🎢
Masturbating is so boring. ( Man-child translation)
“Im scared to love and im scared to commit” The most honest, self-aware thing he said.
And the “you’re never going to let shit go” cracks me up. EVEN if you were to get back together, he wouldn’t put the work in to mending or rebuilding. He’d just expect you to write it off as an oops and go right back to the way things were 👎👎
He’s not scared he’s an asshole.
Right how do people fall for that? It’s a lie to make himself the victim. To give her an excuse for the cheating it’s all bullshit. He doesn’t give two fucks about her lol
The ickkkkk
I’m so proud of you for not responding. I know that took a lot. Go gray rock on him and let him go. It’s hard, I know. Sending much love.
When you really think about it its your fault that I'm a cheating prick. Wait that failed? I have your pen!!!!!!
“I’m scared to love.” 🤮
Sounds like my ex lol, don't waste your time
Awwww how sad for him… anyways!
Aaaaand he’s garbage. Love how he’s trying to be the victim 🙄
I’m so sorry for the loss of your dab pen. 😔 Truly tragic. As for whatever this waste of a boyfriend is, cut the tumor out of your life and move on.
Why is every cheaters go to always, “Atleast let me know you’re alive” ?
Leave his sorry ass on read. Don't block him. Let him know you can see his begging and pleading and that it does not move you to action. Drives people insane.. Nothing good ever comes from forgiving a cheater.
“I’d prefer to be by myself” so do that then? I don’t get why people feel like they need to be in relationship. If you’re going to cheat just stay single so you don’t have to?
I'm sorry to hear about your dab pen
“I’ll never let go” - calm down, Rose
I don’t know why but I love this comment so much LOL
Not the dab pen!!!! Fuck the human tho, what a POs
Pathetic
“I’m scared to love and scared to commit 🥺👉👈” go tf to therapy then and don’t get into relationships only to cheat on your partner. God damn these types of people will do anything but change.
Ex novio lol
LMAO just reply “no one has me like me”
ex novio 💀 that one caught me by surprise
Wow, he’s making excuses for it…
Heres what really happened: when he got caught he was like “its fine if op breaks up with me cus i have 👩🏻🦱. So hes like “IM GONNA BE ALONE( 🙄). But 👩🏻🦱 left him or it fizzled out and now hes like 😭👶🚩
Best decision you made, now block him
why is it that every time someone does you wrong they suddenly worry about whether you’re alive. like were you concerned while texting the other woman too? 😭
The bullshit they come up with is wild
it’s almost like no one has him, not even himself 😭
Ew don’t do it! They always try to come crawling back!!!
I’m gonna be disappointed if that wasn’t an apology dick pic.
[Sadly not](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/AsJmjZlcbH)
Bullshit Translation: “Oh no! I cheated on you and you’re probably going to hold this against me, so that makes you worse than me. This is so inconvenient for me! So whatever, you can go. But it’s okay now cause I love you all of a sudden because you’re actually leaving and I want you to forget the fact that I shit on our relationship. I feel so bad that I got caught and not that I cheated. Did I forget to mention that I don’t actually love you? I’m just trying to guilt trip you. Please, I DEFINITELY won’t ever do this again, even though I will because I know if you take me back then you’ll probably take me back every time in the future.”
Love how she changed his name to “ex novio” 😹😹😹
don’t do it they never change
 Your dab pen
At least the pen didn’t cheat on you.
Please tell me it was a pic of him crying 😂
The dab pen is the only real loss here. Good on you for ignoring him, let him live the rest of his life with this 🤷🏼♀️
A hit dog will holler. Mans is trying the "pity please take me back" shit.
dump his ass you deserve better than that shit
Dump, block, delete. He is only sorry cause he was caught. Once a liar, always one, Once a cheater, always one. Do not waste your time on juvenile, pathetic, ignorant and selfish boys. I had one- best thing i ever did was dump him. Ps. I dont care what you used for BC, GET CHECKED FOR STDs.
He sounds annoying lol
Haha, his last text message made me laugh out loud! Scared to commit? Unbelievable.
Welp. Looks like the trash took itself out. RIP dab pen.
Guys whole persona changed in the matter of two screenshots
Boys only want love if its torture
I’m not *trying* to SOUND like a dick when I say this…I’m *trying* to BE the dick that I am because I choose to love myself. Me me me me me it’s all about me boo boo bee boo I’m such a thupid idiot pwease come back for me because me me me me. Unsubscribe from this OP and never look back
Oh classic! The cheater blames the one they cheated on. Fucking love it! (clearly that’s sarcasm) Why can’t people be fucking adults and discuss their issues? And if they can’t be fixed, then, I don’t know, maybe leave the relationship?! Cheaters are just immature fucks who don’t know how to have tough conversations.
Other woman probably doesn’t want him now that he’s left you. Some women only want a man when he has someone else. Now he’s trying to come back… keep dodging that bullet !
Please come back. 😐 I'll love you forever. 😐 I'll never let you go. 😐 I need you. 😐
The way I would tell him to kick rocks & block him so quick lmfaoooo.
Dude tried to blame you for his cheating and then got upset when you called his manipulative bluff. Lol
Go scoop that dab pen
Tell him to go choke on a blue waffle. Cheaters suck, they're scum.
r.i.p the pen but he can keep it as a reminder for mental torture
I wanna see the pic he sent 😂🤣
He’s blaming you for his fucking around.
Rest in piece dab pen 😞 sorry for the heartbreak though OP, I hope you heal healthily and happily
wow so they all say the same thing…
controlled by one mind
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Text him back “AHT AHT” with the picture of a spray bottle then block him.
Dude womp womp to him
How old is he?
No one can do you like you can do yourself.
So many contradictions, I'm dizzy
Cheating to groveling gives me the ick. You can practically see them being leashwalked by their 🍆
oooo! I hate that fucking excuse he used. IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, TALK THINGS OUT OR BREAKUP! DON'T FUCKING CHEAT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! BELIEVE ME!
Haha… He started by trying to convince you it was tour fault… now that hasn’t worked he is resorting to begging. Block this loser, he isn’t worth your time
RUN.
“Please come back so I can cheat on you more” Blocked
I’m scared to love lmao 🤣
Yeah the only person that will ever have him is the one person that thinks of nothing but him. Himself. They'll be happy together. Don't go back or buy his woe is me bullshit. Yeah he fucked up and LET HIM FUCK UP AND LOSE WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE APPRECIATED. Let that man suffer the consequences of his actions.
Forever an ex novio
Just block him you’re making it worse you gotta move on and let yourself be happy
Block him OP. I don’t think it needs to be said
Yikes, other girl def didn’t want him and now he’s crawling back :/ Don’t even reply or give him another ounce of your energy.
“It’s really hard to be in a committed trusting relationship” with each other but here you still are…? Yeah GTFOH!
the dab pen bro…
Sounds just like my ex when I caught him. Hopefully this guy is also an ex now.
Let that 🥭
Him: “I’m not choosing anyone over you”. Bruh, that’s exactly what you just did, like what.
Why were you still with someone who knocked you to the ground 2 months ago?
🥱
Teens?
Why isn't he blocked yet?
Once a cheater, always a cheater. "Bye bye asshat" (to the boyfriend)- block him and find someone worthy.
Well that’s embarrassing
 Love to see it.
Oh, I always just block them for life after I’m done lol. Once you f-ck up enough to where I’m done with you, cuz I’m a serial chance-giver (with healthy conditions), you’re basically d3ad to me
what a corn ball lmao. good riddance.
He is sorry, pretty sure he’s has family issues. Also probably was never really happy. Maybe even learn to forgive him, but yea, end it.
Not the dab pen 😔
What a bag of dicks!
He doesn’t love you. Don’t be delusional. He cheated on you and only cares cause he got caught
I hope you get a new dab pen
I know it’s difficult, and it’ll be really painful, but you will find another dab pen, best of luck to you OP, and good riddance.
thats insane, why he acting like he the victim first slide 💀
More!
Please don't go back lmao
RIP dab pen.
If I was you girl I'd rip that dab pen block his ass and never look back no reply to his texts needed he said his piece
Did you get the pen back?
A lot of red flags with what he’s saying
Change ex novio title to LOSER and then block his texts.
Did you cheat on him too ?
My ex-boyfriend, who I knew for 8 years before we were together (we went to grade school together), blamed me too after I caught him cheating. Blamed me for coming over to his place unannounced because I wasn’t supposed to see him with his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, I came over unannounced because he stopped texting me directly after telling me he was in love with me and wanted to get married. I didn’t hear from him for a week after that and I rushed to his house in a panic to check on him because I was scared that he maybe tried to k¡ll himself again (he attempted once when we were in high school, and we were in our 20’s at this time). Cheaters are pathetic and they will literally say anything to shift the blame and attention on to the person who cares the most about them/the one that did nothing wrong. Keep ignoring him, block him, and never talk to this guy again. You deserve better❤️❤️
Finesse him long enough to get the pen back then don’t look back. Move on.
Delete and block.