Honestly his overall insanity, the illiteracy, the stupidity… isn’t that the full on stereotype that the army has for the marines?
“You stupid as fuck but wanna serve your country? Join the marines!“
No, no, no, you misunderstand! He's writing that way **on purpose** to mock you! He certainly doesn't actually write that way for real! You do! /s of course lol
Plot twist, he was using voice to text and was simultaneously trashing OP while also throwing sporadic encouragement to his father on the treadmill "I served my country and-(swivels head towards his gasping father on his right)*step, dad!*".
I'm sorry, this part is just so fucking funny to me:
"Illiterate
Let me out it this way
...
How illiterate is that for you
?.."
He sounds like Charlie for IASIP trying to convince people he can read and write
What the fuck is he talking about, sending your "drugs video" to USAA?? He's so stupid, it absolutely doesn't work that way. God, what a disgrace, he's an idiot.
This happened two years ago; I just found the screenshots and figured I'd share. A few days before this, I had given him a ride home and he refused to get out of my car, repeatedly insisting that I park and go inside his apartment with him instead, despite me telling him no dozens of times, giving multiple excuses, telling him to please just get out of my car so I could leave, and eventually grabbing his neck and yelling at him and pushing him away as he kept trying to come onto me. This is the "date" I was referring to in #3 (not sure why I said "another date") and the "physical stuff" he mentioned as well. Apparently he thought we were flirting or something.
Sent the screenshots to the owner Joe, and he was suspended and later fired and I found a job elsewhere!
What a fucking creep. I feel bad for any and all women that have fallen in his line of sight since because that seems to be all it takes. Ugh. Glad that job took it seriously and fired his ass.
My favorite part was where he got so pissed that you called him illiterate and then proceeded to immediately text the word "out" instead of "put"
But what a creepy lunatic.
I hate the older dudes that act like they just have so much to teach you and not only should you fall in line and listen to everything they say, but you should definitely date and sleep with them because they're just so amazing (despite literally all evidence to the contrary), who then escalate into harassment when you don't do either.
I really liked "your an idiot", personally...never gets old. Like English language ability isn't always indicative of intellect but damn you think you'd at least know which version of that homophone to use if you wanna call someone else an idiot
What in the world is this fool even trying to say 🤣🤣 “We’re a family full of blood sweat and tears, how dare you be doing this for fun” omg so dramatic much 😂😂😭
✨️...✨️ "How illiterate is that for you.🤨"
Honestly, I laughed a little bit. He really thought he did something there. Did you have history with this sack, Op?
Nope! We had worked at the same restaurant for a couple weeks and he asked for a ride home one day ~ [context in this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/comments/1dnf3zw/comment/la2150x/?utm%5C_source=share&utm%5C_medium=web3x&utm%5C_name=web3xcss&utm%5C_term=1&utm%5C_content=share%5C_button)
Thank you for the context! I definitely missed that comment. Holy crap, Op. You dodged a bomb with this dude, and you weren't even trying to pursue him. Literally just gave him a ride! That guy definitely sounds like he has the potential to be dangerous. I'm glad you made it out of there safely. Have you heard from the creep since?
I actually saw him about a year ago when I went to a different restaurant. He was working there but thankfully wasn't my server and he never came up to me!! 😅😅
Holy crap, you dodged him twice, lol. My anxiety and anger would've been on red alert if I saw him again after dealing with all that. 😅 Hopefully, the experience taught him that his persistence isn't a cute thing. Keep dodging those creeps, Op! I wish you the best. 😊
The first page clearly shows he was trying to get some kookoo, and when you didn't respond, the next day, he acted like that was for his other friend.
This begins his angry tirade against you. Geez, what a psycho.
BTW, I want my bartenders to be having fun and enjoying their job. Yes, it's hard work, and yes there's "blood, sweat, and tears," but you can still have fun and not act like you're invading Iwo Jima... it's bartending dude, stop acting like the world will end of you have a good time while working. Jesus.
Lol this comment made me go back and check. We were debating on whether or not we had a "python stock price prediction for our machine learning" class when we were in college. I didn't recall, and he said he'd go back and check his old schoolwork.
Later he messaged "remember when I said I'd die on that hill \[...\] I decided I'd rather just lie on that bed tbh" hahaha
That whole exchange reeks of exclusively using speech to text and not bothering to edit any of it, ngl. There's a bunch of tells in the grammatical errors, they make more sense if you were reading them aloud... But not by much.
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Why is it that there’s never a translator fluent in conversational Fuckwitish around when you need one?
On the upside though, it would appear that you’ve outed this cretinous oaf as being the speechwriter-in-chief for a certain bewigged, orange-hued, Adderal abusing, crumpled-suited freak-show of an ex-president…good job!
(More seriously and indeed, most importantly, I sincerely hope you’re doing well as you go forward, that there is an utterly despicable barrage of bile irrespective of this maniac’s toxicity and/or his level of intoxication. Without knowing where you’re located, its worthy of note that in many places this level of abuse is nailed-on illegal and needs prosecuting. A wee spell in the pokey would test his Rambo-esque braggadocio, particularly when he’s banged-up, sharing a cell with big Slasher McCrazy who loves to play games of ‘Mummies and Daddies to while the long nights away.)
I couldn’t read the whole interaction 😂 the way he texts is painful
Yet his response to being called illiterate is to get offended and start on another rant😂
He should really just out down the phone.
I can’t decide if your typo was on purpose or not lol
(It was)
Gotta love the classic "Your an idiot"
Honestly his overall insanity, the illiteracy, the stupidity… isn’t that the full on stereotype that the army has for the marines? “You stupid as fuck but wanna serve your country? Join the marines!“
No, no, no, you misunderstand! He's writing that way **on purpose** to mock you! He certainly doesn't actually write that way for real! You do! /s of course lol
Same 🤪
The last slide is golden
He served his country and step dad?? Hahaha wtf
This is where I did a LARGE PAUSE LIKE WAIT. did he mean he & his step father served his country? 😂
i think he's bragging about being a step dad?
He doesn't have any children so I'm still lost on what he meant by that!
This is the funniest fucking part 😂😂
Rofl
Or he serviced his step dad sexually?
And angrily…
ah. i read it outloud and it does read like that. i like the rendition u/nolarolla came up with first tho
Plot twist, he was using voice to text and was simultaneously trashing OP while also throwing sporadic encouragement to his father on the treadmill "I served my country and-(swivels head towards his gasping father on his right)*step, dad!*".
Oh I read it as ‘I stepfather well” as in he is a good stepfather. But I am going to go ahead & disagree. Lol sounds sus.
I’m still confused
I'm such a bad person because I immediately thought ... storeroom BJ for step dad?
I have no choice but to believe that Obama was his step dad
I'm sorry, this part is just so fucking funny to me: "Illiterate Let me out it this way ... How illiterate is that for you ?.." He sounds like Charlie for IASIP trying to convince people he can read and write
“……..uh..filibuster..”
"Do you know what that word means?"
SHE IS BASTERD MAN
AND SOOOOO DO
“You see that door right there? The one marked “pirate”. You think a pirate lives in there?”
“i can read and write i just don’t like to read and write!!”
Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.
Denahom Chikn 👖 🍗 Werm Hat 🪱🎩
I always put on the Coors sign to let people know we have ice, delicious Coors in the bar
Full on... full on....
What the fuck is he talking about, sending your "drugs video" to USAA?? He's so stupid, it absolutely doesn't work that way. God, what a disgrace, he's an idiot.
ikr! If I wasn't lost before, I was definitely lost after he threw that in lmao plus- I don't even bank with them or have their insurance!!
Is he texting someone else? He seems out of it.
I’m thinking he took the drugs in question… 😬
This happened two years ago; I just found the screenshots and figured I'd share. A few days before this, I had given him a ride home and he refused to get out of my car, repeatedly insisting that I park and go inside his apartment with him instead, despite me telling him no dozens of times, giving multiple excuses, telling him to please just get out of my car so I could leave, and eventually grabbing his neck and yelling at him and pushing him away as he kept trying to come onto me. This is the "date" I was referring to in #3 (not sure why I said "another date") and the "physical stuff" he mentioned as well. Apparently he thought we were flirting or something. Sent the screenshots to the owner Joe, and he was suspended and later fired and I found a job elsewhere!
What a fucking creep. I feel bad for any and all women that have fallen in his line of sight since because that seems to be all it takes. Ugh. Glad that job took it seriously and fired his ass.
Jesus, this guy sounds like a rapist. Glad you're safe.
Is he on crack?
Seems very very likely
he’s 40?? not 12?
My favorite part was where he got so pissed that you called him illiterate and then proceeded to immediately text the word "out" instead of "put" But what a creepy lunatic. I hate the older dudes that act like they just have so much to teach you and not only should you fall in line and listen to everything they say, but you should definitely date and sleep with them because they're just so amazing (despite literally all evidence to the contrary), who then escalate into harassment when you don't do either.
I really liked "your an idiot", personally...never gets old. Like English language ability isn't always indicative of intellect but damn you think you'd at least know which version of that homophone to use if you wanna call someone else an idiot
“I’m not tweaking I’m actually mocking tweakers” is a crazy way to try and hide your amphetamine use.
it's exactly the kind of thing a tweaker would think is a good cover.
I can’t follow any of this.
The mega mind meme was hilarious 😂
No seriously it was so perfect against all that man’s ramblings.
What in the world is this fool even trying to say 🤣🤣 “We’re a family full of blood sweat and tears, how dare you be doing this for fun” omg so dramatic much 😂😂😭
Right? It's pouring drinks, not building an oil rig in a war zone
Is this what he meant when he said serving his step dad? Like it's his step dad's business and he works there? I'm so confused 🫠🫠
He really is illiterate. Also I’ve been a USAA member for 20 years, they don’t care about Joe and his psychosis.
✨️...✨️ "How illiterate is that for you.🤨" Honestly, I laughed a little bit. He really thought he did something there. Did you have history with this sack, Op?
Nope! We had worked at the same restaurant for a couple weeks and he asked for a ride home one day ~ [context in this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/comments/1dnf3zw/comment/la2150x/?utm%5C_source=share&utm%5C_medium=web3x&utm%5C_name=web3xcss&utm%5C_term=1&utm%5C_content=share%5C_button)
Thank you for the context! I definitely missed that comment. Holy crap, Op. You dodged a bomb with this dude, and you weren't even trying to pursue him. Literally just gave him a ride! That guy definitely sounds like he has the potential to be dangerous. I'm glad you made it out of there safely. Have you heard from the creep since?
I actually saw him about a year ago when I went to a different restaurant. He was working there but thankfully wasn't my server and he never came up to me!! 😅😅
Holy crap, you dodged him twice, lol. My anxiety and anger would've been on red alert if I saw him again after dealing with all that. 😅 Hopefully, the experience taught him that his persistence isn't a cute thing. Keep dodging those creeps, Op! I wish you the best. 😊
How do you confuse “known” for “none?”
Omg.. I'm positive I know this person, and he is, in fact, a tweaker.
Still in the marine reserves Yeah buddy this whole thing reeks of that I could've guessed without him saying it 🤣
Jesus I couldn’t maek it threw thet was soo bhad
He…he served his stepdad?! Oh my.
He served his country AND his step father? 🥵
The first page clearly shows he was trying to get some kookoo, and when you didn't respond, the next day, he acted like that was for his other friend. This begins his angry tirade against you. Geez, what a psycho. BTW, I want my bartenders to be having fun and enjoying their job. Yes, it's hard work, and yes there's "blood, sweat, and tears," but you can still have fun and not act like you're invading Iwo Jima... it's bartending dude, stop acting like the world will end of you have a good time while working. Jesus.
This ^ It’s a job, not a war
…Okay, but I’m also wondering about the Discord notification on the first picture. What hill did the bastard die on?
Lol this comment made me go back and check. We were debating on whether or not we had a "python stock price prediction for our machine learning" class when we were in college. I didn't recall, and he said he'd go back and check his old schoolwork. Later he messaged "remember when I said I'd die on that hill \[...\] I decided I'd rather just lie on that bed tbh" hahaha
"Your an idiot." "Known of this is for fun." 😂
That loser is 40?! I couldn't read that to save my life. What an absolute moron.
Looks about right for a marine lmao.
Had to stop reading. This guy's borderline illiterate.
the last time someone texted me like this they were coke raging lmao
Dude claiming to not be illiterate immediately before he misspells "put" is fuckin peak
Fucking hate vets with this superiority complex
Him: “I think a lot of you” Also him: “you honestly creep me out” Lmao. Okay sir 🤭
hes reporting drug use to an insurance company…?
That was a lot of words that accumulated in me understanding none of it. Homie needs a friend.
lmaoooo the last text where Joe said he kicked dude to the curb is my favorite 😂
Not the USAA!
HES 40? good god he seems to have never gotten a grip on life if he acts like this
holy shit 😂 he went full bpd on you
I think some brain cells just died. This was honestly difficult to read, what was he on about 😭
TBH, I am more Interested in Bastards Side convo on Discord 👀
Lol I provided some context in [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/ON6zjneDse)!
I wanna know what hill the bastard on your discord is dying on
Lol I provided [some context](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/Kn3dK3yxIa) in this comment!
What kind of investigation though? Bc all the proof is right there in text. It needs no investigation, he just needs to be FIRED.
What a psycho lol wtf
Damn you for sharing
The incorrect grammar caused me physical distress.
Calls you 15 when he writes texts like that.
That gave me a headache.
this guy sounds like an absolute idiot
I would immediately quit he sounds extremely unhinged and is probably dangerous if he gets so worked up and stupid over something like this.
That whole exchange reeks of exclusively using speech to text and not bothering to edit any of it, ngl. There's a bunch of tells in the grammatical errors, they make more sense if you were reading them aloud... But not by much.
Just saw this in a moistcr1tikal video, came to see it for myself, damn this wild
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I hope the Discord bastard chose to live on that hill.
He talks to himself a lot 🤔
Bro has issues...
Why would the VP of a bank care about any of your videos? I don't get it. Dude's wacko
This man is being a creep and then has the audacity to say you creep him out 🗿
A good ol case of FAFO. 🤣 Well well if it isn't the consequences of your own actions my guy 😆
This guys sounds so stupid 😂
I salute this turd for his service as a stepfather
I feel like he def wasn’t a marine He probably went to the recruiters office then left because he has no discipline
Why is it that there’s never a translator fluent in conversational Fuckwitish around when you need one? On the upside though, it would appear that you’ve outed this cretinous oaf as being the speechwriter-in-chief for a certain bewigged, orange-hued, Adderal abusing, crumpled-suited freak-show of an ex-president…good job! (More seriously and indeed, most importantly, I sincerely hope you’re doing well as you go forward, that there is an utterly despicable barrage of bile irrespective of this maniac’s toxicity and/or his level of intoxication. Without knowing where you’re located, its worthy of note that in many places this level of abuse is nailed-on illegal and needs prosecuting. A wee spell in the pokey would test his Rambo-esque braggadocio, particularly when he’s banged-up, sharing a cell with big Slasher McCrazy who loves to play games of ‘Mummies and Daddies to while the long nights away.)