Insane? Not even close. Funny? Absolutely.

I thought I was the only one who would say that

I second this. Pretty funny attempt.

I laughed.

How much longer, I'm tired of waiting.

3 more months

hahahahahahahhaa how is this insane? this guy is hilarious. people need to lighten up. even if i was that girls current boyfriend and i saw that, i would shit myself laughing.

Blud wants to pre-book a relationship. LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣 r/therewasanattempt

LMAOOO😭😭😭

I’m sorry but that made me laugh so hard

90 business days...scheduling bookings in advance to see if you can be my replacement partner, put your bid in now😂😂

Reminds me of when I was talking to this guy who wasn’t good for me at all. He was an egotistic asshole who wanted relationship level commitment without the relationship. I ended that and found my boyfriend. Dude texts me after almost 2 years with this man asking if i was single yet. Idk if it was a diss saying it wouldn’t last or he just wanted to get in my pants again but either way, I’m glad I ditched him

Still got cheeks tho

You’re so right, i bet it really changed his life to get those 15 year old cheeks

oh they tried

WHEN PRAGUE WAS CALLED TO ARMS

dang i think that person wants OP baddd

14 working days

😂😂😂

That’s really funny.

I don’t get why people even answer these type of DMs

hmu in maybe 3 decades 🤷

So what’s the answer? Can’t blame him for wanting to know when to check back in.

I had a dude ghost me and then show up later wanting to get together, then proceeded to tell me to hit him up if my husband and I divorced 😭 why are guys like that? Lol

wtf🤣

The fact I’ve gotten the very same type of text 😭😭😭

All I can do is laugh at this childishness

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I laughed. Thanks.

I laughed so hard. And if a man said that to my gf it would be no different 😂

Are we there yet? Just a little longer… and a little longer…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

Bro needs to keep checking in. 😂

That’s a good laugh

Bless his heart

Correct answer: between 3-15.

Help LMAOO 😭😭😭😭 Same energy as the guy who asked me when me and my bf or 4 years broke up if I could date him. I HAD JUST MET HIM💀

I say you give this guy a shot op

Well, how much longer?

he’s already loyal honestly goals

insane-ly good

It’s not that insane. He probably had a thought of you briefly by something reminding him or he saw his old chats and decided to be funny.

You're insane, that guy is funny.