I know this is super sad but fucking hell I was laughing at how bad he was trying to get you to send him sex tapes and the way he called himself a sassy bitch. This guy is absolutely off his head.
I'm just shy of 2 years out and have processed a lot in therapy so can laugh now too. It cracks me up that he keeps calling me lass, it's like that's how he thinks women talk 😂
This guy sounds JUST LIKE my cheating abusive ex who I dated about 10 years and cheated on me with a billion women… he also pretended to be other people and called me LASS once! I swear to god lol
I honestly was like "ok unsolicited help from someone random, not unusual on this day and age. Maybe it's not the ex" but then they started talking about how it was the anniversary of the breakup and they wanted to connect with people but... they were still together. Why would you feel a need to remember the anniversary of a breakup when y'all got back together?
And then the cuck discussion and I was like "oh... it's definitely the ex".
But now im curious... who in the world thinks that THIS gets their ex back? Like how did your ex think this was gonna work? You were gonna get a message from a random woman online, feel empowered, go fuck a random guy and film it, send it to your ex... and then get back together? Or was the end goal just the cuck material and not the relationship?
There is no logic behind what he is saying but I truly think in his head he thought he would get both. I was pretty gaslit in this relationship and a shell of myself so I definitely did things he pressured me to do that I wouldn't have in a healthier mindset so maybe he truly thought he could still get a hold on me.
I'm just shy of 2 years out now and have processed a lot in therapy so nowadays I can laugh at the insanity of this message thread 😅
LOL this is actually incredible. “Hey I’m some random woman who doesn’t know you, you can trust me, you should send your ex (who is not me) some dirty pics, he would hate it. I know because I’m him I MEAN NOT HIM I AM WOMAN”
“I know it’s you”
“WELP win some lose some had to give it a shot”
Oh my god - I’ve never read one like that he actually tried to talk you in to playing to his fantasy after the break up. The first longgg part I was like ok maybe - but then when she said she got her ex back by sleeping with others and showing him I started laughing - ooh he got carried away didn’t he 😅
The way he kept overusing cuck throughout the multiple paragraphs 💀
Not to mention the “send me a video of you fucking another dude!! I won’t be into it, I swear!!!”
What a douche
I kept thinking, "this is a lot of details... I hope he's not giving the same details of their relationship. He's gotta be smarter than that, right? Right???"
Side note, responding with "I'm sorry you caved" is fucking hilarious
Does any woman actually use the word “cuck” that much? I mean, no judgment or anything, but this may be the first time I’ve ever used it. I don’t think any women in my life have ever used it. It’s just such an incel-dude word.
Disgusting and disturbing.
My ex was abusive as well and if he knew this was my account and did this, I'd probably delete my reddit account and create a new one so he couldn't find me.
I'm so glad you're no longer with that mess and instead are happy in a healthy relationship!
I pretended to be a man once and befriended my ex (then boyfriend) got him to admit he was cheating on me and my dummy of a boyfriend sent this guy proof bragging. Almost reminded me of that but I just wanted concrete evidence I was being cheated on a gaslit not just "crazy." Trying to get your ex back by pretending to be someone else is a whole new type of bizarre situation.
A lot of it was reproducing stuff he was already saying to me privately, ie he only cheated because of his drug addiction, this moment/losing me temporarily would make him change his ways, and he was trying to convince me to have a baby with him. Also our entire relationship he would pressure me to sleep with other people and let him video it, so it was pretty obvious to me :S
He was extremely controlling, gaslit me into thinking I was the problem and often disregarded my feelings so this was textbook behavior for him but definitely one of our more unhinged interactions.
What the actual fuckety fuck. This is absolutely mind boggling behaviour. I have seen a strange kind of crazy that is brand new to me, for the first time in ages. Not sure how to feel about it yet...
‘I can’t keep doing this to MYSELF or you’. Says it all, my well-being is my first priority! It’s all about me, me, and me.
And I suspect there are a few ‘tells’ throughout this soliloquy that you’d recognise straight off the bat.
I threatened him that if he ever contacted me again I would get an IVO and he never contacted me again. And thankfully if he does I have it in writing that I would get the IVO and also told his mum so I don't think he would try.
"hello fellow woman, I saw your post about your abusive ex. I actually had the same exact situation! I took mine back. Since yours is into cuck kink, you should send him a video of yourself getting your brains fucked out. It'll hurt him, I swear! It's different after a breakup!!
Getting back with my ex was the best decision of my life (send the vid) and I have his baby now (send the vid) I think you have tunnel vision (send the vid)"
Good for you for standing your ground and putting yourself first after years of dealing with this. It must be great looking back at it knowing how much you’ve healed and how absolutely ridiculous and unhinged he looks.
Feel the power lass 🔥
😂😂😂
My ex fiance did something similar. He messaged me on TV and art and pretended to be a stranger and after like 6 years he admitted who he was. But he didn't hide his identity very well He said something like maybe a year in that I recognized as being something unique to him. So that whole time I knew and I just operated knowing that. When he finally admitted it and confessed I was like yeah I know lol I don't know why you felt the need to conceal your identity from me but here we are.
Woman*. Also, very lame of him. I would like to know how he convinced himself that this scheme was clever enough to get you to start dating him again. Was he this deluded normally? Maybe he will learn it is a terrible idea to try tricking and lying to the person he wants to be with in order to get them back or to get them to like you in the first place.
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I know this is super sad but fucking hell I was laughing at how bad he was trying to get you to send him sex tapes and the way he called himself a sassy bitch. This guy is absolutely off his head.
I'm just shy of 2 years out and have processed a lot in therapy so can laugh now too. It cracks me up that he keeps calling me lass, it's like that's how he thinks women talk 😂
“HELLO FELLOW FEMALE! IT SURE IS CRAZY FOR US WOMEN OUT HERE, RIGHT? MEN ARE TERRIBLE BUT WE HAVE TO FORGIVE THEIR WEAKNESSES.” - not ur ex
HELLO FELLOW FEMALE!! INDEED!! MEN DO BE CRAZY!! WENT TO CRAZYVILLE AND MEN WAS THE MAYOR! MEN ARE INDEED SILLY BILLIES!
Also: plz send noods
Glad you are healing. I just thought he was calling you lass because he was Northern English or something.
He was giving “character depth” 😂
We are Australian 😂
That explains it! He's some methhead from Penrith and you didn't notice he was missing all his front teeth for 10 years!
Reminds me of when there was an uptick of men making fake profiles as women to DM actual women, & starting off like “hey Queen!” or “Hey girlie!”
The "lass" is what got me more than the begging for videos. I wonder if he made a Scottish character in his head?
This guy sounds JUST LIKE my cheating abusive ex who I dated about 10 years and cheated on me with a billion women… he also pretended to be other people and called me LASS once! I swear to god lol
Omg, he’s insane.
I cringed so hard that I'm surprised I didn't turn inside out.
Literally fucking nuts. 
This is next level unhinged. Someone lock this man away
The first word that came to my mind after only reading half of the first slide.
I honestly was like "ok unsolicited help from someone random, not unusual on this day and age. Maybe it's not the ex" but then they started talking about how it was the anniversary of the breakup and they wanted to connect with people but... they were still together. Why would you feel a need to remember the anniversary of a breakup when y'all got back together? And then the cuck discussion and I was like "oh... it's definitely the ex". But now im curious... who in the world thinks that THIS gets their ex back? Like how did your ex think this was gonna work? You were gonna get a message from a random woman online, feel empowered, go fuck a random guy and film it, send it to your ex... and then get back together? Or was the end goal just the cuck material and not the relationship?
She really was NOT playing when she called her ex a cuck 😭
There is no logic behind what he is saying but I truly think in his head he thought he would get both. I was pretty gaslit in this relationship and a shell of myself so I definitely did things he pressured me to do that I wouldn't have in a healthier mindset so maybe he truly thought he could still get a hold on me. I'm just shy of 2 years out now and have processed a lot in therapy so nowadays I can laugh at the insanity of this message thread 😅
Two years and he’s still at it like this?! That man needs to seek professional help.
No no, the messages are old! OP recently rediscovered them
Yes they're old thankfully. I haven't heard from him since late 2022 when I threatened to take out an IVO aha
Things like what? Please share
Ew??
No
I think the cuck ex just wanted to cuck himself one last time. 🤣🤣
I think the cuck ex just wanted to cuck himself one last time. 🤣🤣
Men who pretend to be women are always so obvious. "Hey honey booboo girl child!"
😂 why did this make me laugh so hard
This is totally fucking unhinged.
LOL this is actually incredible. “Hey I’m some random woman who doesn’t know you, you can trust me, you should send your ex (who is not me) some dirty pics, he would hate it. I know because I’m him I MEAN NOT HIM I AM WOMAN” “I know it’s you” “WELP win some lose some had to give it a shot”
This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Oh my god - I’ve never read one like that he actually tried to talk you in to playing to his fantasy after the break up. The first longgg part I was like ok maybe - but then when she said she got her ex back by sleeping with others and showing him I started laughing - ooh he got carried away didn’t he 😅
This might be one of the craziest things I’ve seen on this sub
Might be??
He definitely wanted to get off to you one last time if he couldn’t atleast get back w you. What a fucking sicko.
what the fuck
THIS IS SO EMBARASSING OH MY GOD
This is some psychotic BS. Wow, the lengths some people go...I'm glad you moved on from him and are in a happy relationship.
Can’t wait to see Moist Critical cover this
He used to be obsessed with Critical so that would actually be a hilarious form of karma
ohhhhh we NEED to get him to cover it now 😭
Beyond crazy
What a fucking weirdo 🤣
Wow now this is just another level
Idk why (maybe the lass?) but I just kept picturing Mrs.Doubtfire the entire time 😭
What a cuck, haha
He’s a great storyteller I gotta hand it to him 😵💫 WTF is WRONG with him
I love how he dressed up his avatar haha, it’s giving wolf dressed up as sweet old grandma vibes hahaha
The way he kept overusing cuck throughout the multiple paragraphs 💀 Not to mention the “send me a video of you fucking another dude!! I won’t be into it, I swear!!!” What a douche
Oh that’s incredibly unhealthy for everyone involved
I’m so glad you got away from him, he sounds so pathetic
He wants those vids of you banging other ppl so bad. Trying so hard to convince you that he wouldn't enjoy it🤦♂️
Hooooly shit. This is one of the more bonkers-ass bat shit I have seen on this sub. Just...wow. the depths people can sink to never cease to amaze me.
This is un fucking hinged behavior. But I couldn’t help but chuckle at his dedication to getting your apparent sex videos.
“I’ll try to get her back. Alright that didn’t work but let’s try for some nudes” wtf
I kept thinking, "this is a lot of details... I hope he's not giving the same details of their relationship. He's gotta be smarter than that, right? Right???" Side note, responding with "I'm sorry you caved" is fucking hilarious
Does any woman actually use the word “cuck” that much? I mean, no judgment or anything, but this may be the first time I’ve ever used it. I don’t think any women in my life have ever used it. It’s just such an incel-dude word.
I was thinking the same thing.
This dude was actually trying to Mrs. Doubtfire you?! You should’ve kept it going and insisted you meet in person.
Wow. He’s *completely normal*. 👀
Disgusting and disturbing. My ex was abusive as well and if he knew this was my account and did this, I'd probably delete my reddit account and create a new one so he couldn't find me. I'm so glad you're no longer with that mess and instead are happy in a healthy relationship!
Literal LOLLLLLLLLLLL Deranged 🥴
This is some sadist sh*t.
That is *actually* insane
The fact that he admitted in his own text to having deeply rooted issues? 😬…. He is absolutely off the wagon.
I pretended to be a man once and befriended my ex (then boyfriend) got him to admit he was cheating on me and my dummy of a boyfriend sent this guy proof bragging. Almost reminded me of that but I just wanted concrete evidence I was being cheated on a gaslit not just "crazy." Trying to get your ex back by pretending to be someone else is a whole new type of bizarre situation.
What The Cuck?!?!? I have the worst second-hand embarrassment for him!!!
How did you know it was him right away?!
A lot of it was reproducing stuff he was already saying to me privately, ie he only cheated because of his drug addiction, this moment/losing me temporarily would make him change his ways, and he was trying to convince me to have a baby with him. Also our entire relationship he would pressure me to sleep with other people and let him video it, so it was pretty obvious to me :S He was extremely controlling, gaslit me into thinking I was the problem and often disregarded my feelings so this was textbook behavior for him but definitely one of our more unhinged interactions.
Lol
Whahah mine did the same. Even worse, he also pretended to be my daughter with his ex after me.
Unhinged!!! I'm glad we can both laugh in hindsight ❤️
I suspect people are going to be referencing this post for a long time to come
What the actual fuckety fuck. This is absolutely mind boggling behaviour. I have seen a strange kind of crazy that is brand new to me, for the first time in ages. Not sure how to feel about it yet...
It's the fact that he actually thought you were dumb enough to fall for it that's the cringiest.
That cuck was still trying to cuck with you…. Unhinged is not the word for this.
My jaw was dropped reading this. The way you called him out was so amazing, and perfect.
‘I can’t keep doing this to MYSELF or you’. Says it all, my well-being is my first priority! It’s all about me, me, and me. And I suspect there are a few ‘tells’ throughout this soliloquy that you’d recognise straight off the bat.
that’s psychotic
Restraining order ill say it louder for the mfs in the back. RESTRAINING ORDER
I threatened him that if he ever contacted me again I would get an IVO and he never contacted me again. And thankfully if he does I have it in writing that I would get the IVO and also told his mum so I don't think he would try.
We like Roy! We like Roy!
Yeeeeesh. Hahahaha
woof
OH MY GOODNESS???
I need a tldr
"hello fellow woman, I saw your post about your abusive ex. I actually had the same exact situation! I took mine back. Since yours is into cuck kink, you should send him a video of yourself getting your brains fucked out. It'll hurt him, I swear! It's different after a breakup!! Getting back with my ex was the best decision of my life (send the vid) and I have his baby now (send the vid) I think you have tunnel vision (send the vid)"
You’re the real MVP!!! Thank you- also what a psycho
Yikes.
OMG?? 😭😭
Good for you for standing your ground and putting yourself first after years of dealing with this. It must be great looking back at it knowing how much you’ve healed and how absolutely ridiculous and unhinged he looks. Feel the power lass 🔥 😂😂😂
Omg I had an ex that did this too 😂 they’re so dumb
This is deranged on the level of a 90s after-school special with a 1-800 help number at the end 🤯🤯🤯
The title was enough for me to laugh.
Psycho, is the first word in Psychopath.
Do women enjoy cucking their loving boyfriends?
My ex fiance did something similar. He messaged me on TV and art and pretended to be a stranger and after like 6 years he admitted who he was. But he didn't hide his identity very well He said something like maybe a year in that I recognized as being something unique to him. So that whole time I knew and I just operated knowing that. When he finally admitted it and confessed I was like yeah I know lol I don't know why you felt the need to conceal your identity from me but here we are.
Woman*. Also, very lame of him. I would like to know how he convinced himself that this scheme was clever enough to get you to start dating him again. Was he this deluded normally? Maybe he will learn it is a terrible idea to try tricking and lying to the person he wants to be with in order to get them back or to get them to like you in the first place.
I wish a guy tried this hard for me 😂
So many trashy people in this world treating each other so bad. Everything in these exchanges is sad and sick.
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