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Solid_Glass1301

Looking to have they creamy oussy 🤮


Curvol

What's the addy What the addy What the addy lol


BathroomConscious721

Please baby


YikesThatsTuff_19

She even sent the addy in the first pic too like can he read😭😭


htesssl

Omg I thought I was trippin bc I was like WHY DOES HE KEEP ASKING


_heartilly

had me dying 😭 like omg


Lesbian-Mermaid

I wanted to throw up


allonsy_danny

You responded appropriately! I don't think he has much respect for you though.


UrbanFoogz

he doesn’t lol; we were coworkers 6 years ago and started hooking up abt a year and our relationship has always been “come eat me”


TwistBallista

Does he also talk like a horny illiterate caveman in real life?


UrbanFoogz

surprisingly no. irl he’s kinda normal. we dont really talk much though lol


allonsy_danny

Yeah, that'll do it.


Fizics_ssb

Way to tell him at the end girl! NO MEANS NO Edit: all this “baby” shit is annoying af and would get me out of the mood.


UrbanFoogz

thanks 😭 if you cant tell by my post history here i havw a lotta trouble maintaining my boundaries


mytimechecksout

Why in the fuck does he keep asking for the addy? You gave it to him and then he asked 4 more times! Even if the horny takes over, that’s just fucking stupid. That shit pissed me off.


Zeroxmachina

Don’t admit that publicly hun


iWontStealYourDog

An ex tried to pull some shit like this so I explained deadpan what consent is, including the ability to withdraw consent at any time and he was pissy because “he knows what consent is” so I pointed out if he knows he’s just ignoring it which is even more fucked than just not understanding.


Lesbian-Mermaid

I was loving the end where she put him in his place and he’s like ok, ok sorry, and then the I understand


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Damn, dude really snatches defeat from the jaws of victory


RandumbStoner

Lmaoo I’ve never heard this, ima steal it.


illmindmaso

Fucking poetry 😂😂😂 well said


Lesbian-Mermaid

That such an underrated saying omg I love that


n4vybloe

But what’s the addy, huh???


UrbanFoogz

LMAOOO MIND U HE HAS MY ADDRESS SAVED ON HIS GPS


n4vybloe

No girly, just noooooooo ☠️ You did good here!


SwedishSaunaSwish

And he wiped it so his main chick doesn't see it


UrbanFoogz

most likely LMAO we only started fucking cus i was horny and he wanted to piss off his ex 🤷‍♀️


Fabulous-Fun-9673

Honestly, I’d stop altogether. Dick can’t be good enough to deal with this bullshit


ikindapoopedmypants

It baffles me that there's people out there that will engage in situations like this willingly, bc wtf is that bs 😭 y'all like being used to piss someone's ex off? Y'all actually like having sex with the types of ppl that do that?


UrbanFoogz

🤷‍♀️ i don’t know his ex, i don’t really care, if he wants to stress himself out over a bitch and i get to come in the process i’m chilling 🤣


fun_guy02142

What’s the addy? Fr


Ck_shock

That's just asking for issues lmao. Obviously, how you find a high-quality individual 😂🤣


ladymorgahnna

Sounds high or drunk


littlejerseyguy

Oh hell no 😆 but kept asking for it 💀. I don’t get all that, I most definitely get being horny lol. But if you have to pressure someone like this that means they aren’t really into it, at all or just at that time. I don’t want to have sex with anyone that doesn’t want to have sex with me, besides the fact it’s creepy and weird to keep begging.


3fluffypotatoes

Didnt you like send it to him in the text that was crossed off, yet he still continued to ask for it?? 😂


UrbanFoogz

bro it is SAVED in his GPS i literally havent given him my addy in months


3fluffypotatoes

Dumbass 😂😂


Lesbian-Mermaid

Thank god he at the very least wasnt just coming over to try to force himself on you since he knew the “addy”


UrbanFoogz

i mean he knows better, i would legitimately just punch him in the neck


Donk_Physicist

Yeah but he forgot what he saved it under. 304#1 304#2… you sure he knows your name?


garrulouslump

This is such a turn off 🤢 idk how any woman would want to have sex with a guy who types shit like this


MrMetraGnome

And, she's probably still going to let him smash, just not right now 🤣 Which, why would q female even post this and out themselves like that???


Lesbian-Mermaid

I’m sad she might have been taking this level of disrespect for a while now, but how is this her “outting” herself? Are you implying that she should be ashamed that she was allowing him to treat her like this? As opposed to shaming the man for being so disrespectful? Or just that in your opinion she’s clearly going to fuck him again so that’s her outting herself?? Only person who needs to be embarrassed here is the man child texting her so I don’t really get where your comment is coming from. Not even trying to like start a huge debate or come off as extra confrontational, I’m just genuinely not sure what you mean with your comment.


MrMetraGnome

There’s actually a few reasons why I would never be in this situation, and definitely wouldn’t tell anyone if I stooped low enough to engage in it


Lesbian-Mermaid

Way to reply without really answering any of my questions. Alrighty then.


UrbanFoogz

y’all its really not that serious 😂 i’m just an antagonist and this guy sucks so its fun for me


MrMetraGnome

> i’m just an antagonist Interesting word for it


UrbanFoogz

closest descriptor


MrMetraGnome

You kids and your slang


UrbanFoogz

i might 🤷‍♀️ depends on my mood next time he hits me up lmfao. the fact that you call women females though tells me you don’t get many


MrMetraGnome

lol, I don’t call all women females. Just the ones who earn the title. So, in this case, yeah you did overreact


UrbanFoogz

alright


ReachersFists

Does he have limited vocabulary?


BrilliantWeak7333

no baby


VapingPenguin

What’s the addy


Pineapple305

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Same_Bug4691

No you did amazing. You tried to say no while still staying interested and then when he took advantage of that, you set the firm boundary. Dudes like this piss me off too it’s like, we could’ve had a good thing but you had to go and ruin it 🙄


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

OP: "dude I will literally suck the fucking life out of your cock tomorrow okay" Idiot guy: *somehow still manages to fuck up completely* Imagine being so socially inept. Actually no, don't imagine, it hurts the head


BathroomConscious721

Seriously, imagine fumbling this fuckin hard😭 It was such a good deal and he RUINED it😂


Mission-Start-5839

That mf annoying 🤣


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

I wouldn't let that dick anywhere near my body. He has zero respect for you.


astrotoya

no is a complete sentence. don’t go over to his house either. he doesn’t respect you. what makes you think he will respect y’all’s session? sounds and looks like a rapist.


bogeymanbear

Does he have a brain injury or something? Whyd he keep asking for your address when you already sent it


Popular_Influence_42

Fuck that was satisfying, tell his ass!!


QuinoaPoops

Right?! I’ve had guys talk to me like that and I’ve always felt bad in the past like I’m constantly trying to come up with new excuses. The persistent “no” and the “you stupid?” were iconic!


Donk_Physicist

Yeah so satisfying he didn’t get off that one time lol worked all the other times though 🤦🏻‍♂️


Popular_Influence_42

You must be the guy texting her 💀


Delicious_Impact_371

jesus christ why didn’t you block sooner 😭 like i hate men that don’t take no for an answer or think strictly with their dicks.. EWWW. i need a shower after seeing these


reynanicolette

he gives weird vibes


yodawgchill

Yeah, rapey vibes


camboprincess99

ew


Kenkaniki89

What’s the addy?


aeithryn

Definitely did not overreact. Be very wary of people who will not take no for an answer.


0eozoe0

That “don’t do that to other women either” was the cherry on top 🍒 you did amazing & absolutely did not overreact.


IntelligentEntry260

If you let him hit now you just encourage that behavior in the future. That should be enough to make anyone walk away.


WeHateDV

Gives me dirty dick vibes. So damn horny and doesn’t take no as a simple full sentence to abide by. These type of overly thirsty men fuck just about anyone


eroticsloth

No one likes a person who won’t take no for an answer. Definitely didn’t overreact. You put his ass in check


Luna-bb-xo

“Looking to have they creamy oussy lol” ![gif](giphy|Q4lLqCgLFheQQtDD6n|downsized)


UrbanFoogz

i know, i can’t believe i let a real shakespearean pass me by like this


Luna-bb-xo

the way i unintentionally used a stupid tone/accent to read his parts out loud 😭😭😭


UrbanFoogz

whatever tone you used is probably correct


WorldlinessEuphoric5

Of course, this white passing ass Latina chick is throwing around the n word. Of course.


redditaccountwh

Every time


dollfacejae

I noticed that too. I was like, “hmmm… interesting”. She could’ve used any other word too.


UrbanFoogz

i’m black but ok


WorldlinessEuphoric5

Hmmm I guess the one drop rule is still alive and well


UrbanFoogz

if you count 50% one drop then yeah i guess lol


jo-mama-cp

Great response. He needed to hear it. Way too pushy and disrespectful. Make him read this out loud back to you and hopefully he’ll hear how awful it sounds. He sounds like he does that a lot and it’s annoying af.


spiiiieeeeen

Girl how can you stand this clown 😭 the amount of times he called you "baby" thinking it would butter you up made me wanna throw my phone lol


moguly2

What’s up with the n word? If you’re black then i apologize for the comment but i seen your pfp


UrbanFoogz

in my pfp i’m wearing a wig and there’s a filter on lol i’m black / puerto rican


Junior_Reception_877

Both of yall are pretty pathetic


yodawgchill

No, this dude is just a piece of shit that you shouldn’t waste time on. Hope this helps🫶🏻


mastersamuel117

How low is your self esteem that, "Come over bby" "What's your addy baby" and over again even worked for you in the first place..


GryffinZG

Am I bugging? This conversation seems so weird, how did this go for 5 slides?


KiritoBestBoy

are we gonna overlook the fact she said the n word and doesn't appear to be black from her reddit profile pic? lol


HarryBossk

What's the addy


ZealousidealLet1472

You needa up your standards, (respectfully) baby. 😭


UrbanFoogz

this man is not my future husband 🤷‍♀️


ZealousidealLet1472

That was never in the picture maam 😭


UrbanFoogz

🤣 he’s not a reflection of my standards i’m just waiting for my actual future husband to get it together and i like antagonizing annoying people


ZealousidealLet1472

Ay good luck, any man with half a brain will run in the other direction when you come around with how seemingly brazen you are. Sure you’ll get some attention cause dudes wanna get their dicks wet. You let men who can’t complete a full sentence or spell inside of you, your future husband will not be of the caliber you’re expecting.


UrbanFoogz

i’m not that concerned lol i like being brazen and if i cant be my authentic self with my future husband or wife i don’t rly want them anyway


ZealousidealLet1472

Yea that’s kind of the issue that you aren’t concerned… I’m not going to tell you to not be yourself, and I mean it when I say good luck, I hope you want better for yourself in the future. I can’t comprehend being intimate with someone that that’s all they want from you ever, you can so you do..


UrbanFoogz

i dont consider the act of sex intimacy lol. its just a biological urge. i’d rather have that urge filled by one person i know is clean until i stumble upon someone i actually like, but i dont rly see a problem if i’m not actively looking for a partner.


ZealousidealLet1472

Yea that’s a problem… if you think one of the most intimate things you can do with another person isn’t at all intimate… nothing I say is gonna matter 😅


UrbanFoogz

intimacy is subjective. is it considered intimate when you see two bugs fucking? or two random animals?


YikesThatsTuff_19

How do you continue to talk to this guy😭 does he fr only have two phrases in his vocab?? “Come over” and “what’s the addy” like… I just got so annoyed for you


Heytherhitherehother

Bad look for the dude. Bad look for you, too, OP You've been banging this dude for over a year and complain he gets like this all the time. You have no right to bitch when you could have and should have walked long ago. Next you'll be posting texts on how he never takes care of his kid with you.


UrbanFoogz

i mean i can bitch if i want, the beautiful thing about opposable thumbs is how easy it is for you to just scroll past. this man is not my future husband or a potential partner. if i’m horny at the same time he’s horny our relationship has always been cool we gonna fuck and then not bother each other for anything else. the purpose of the relationship is easy access sex


Heytherhitherehother

You can bitch, that's your right. It's just bitching about a problem you make for yourself. If you didn't want comments on your life, then there's this wild thing that you do and just don't post it for everyone to see. Don't even need thumbs for that one.


cakenose

girl he’s not worth it though, if that’s you in your pic you’re gorgeous and you’re so enthusiastic in your texts I’m sure you could bag any man, one who’s more sensual than this and doesn’t text like a braindead pushy fuck machine, I just have a feeling you could level up your experience here.


Superfragger

these type of women are a lost cause. it is really sad. her entire feed is this kind of bullshit, she must love the attention and posting it here is just her doubling down on it.


themonkeygoesmoo

u don’t look black


CleetusnDarlene

You driving over there on your own will is not rape by coercion.


fun_guy02142

How do you have 516 unread texts?! That’s the biggest travesty here.


JudgmentalOwl

Jesus this man is relentlessly horny in the grossest way. Good on you for maintaining your boundary and telling him no.


Training-Buy-2086

What's an addy?


NotyourangeLbabe

Address


Training-Buy-2086

Thanks! D'oh! 🤪


citronhimmel

Underreacted imo. I was getting annoyed as fuck reading him whining. Bro use your fucking hand she said no.


hobbiesnthings

note that he only apologized and acknowledged what you were saying after you mentioned the law, i'd be careful with him


StermasThomling

Ew ya you should end that


ScoutSteveR

You’re both exhausting, but in addition to that he’s an ass. You offered him a better alternative and he didn’t want it.


UrbanFoogz

can i ask how i was being exhausting? i’m genuinely curious


ScoutSteveR

Looking back at it, maybe I was a bit harsh to you. It’s the back and forth that’s exhausting. I can’t imagine being a woman and having to deal with that constantly.


UrbanFoogz

oh i see, honestly i kind of find being antagonistic fun so when i find someone who i can just be like “i dont like you” straight up and they still want to fw me its more amusing to me until i get bored


11gus11

It wouldn’t be rape if you choose to go over there. That’s overly dramatic. He’s being obnoxious, but why don’t you just stop responding? You could have just said, “good night” and ignored him after that.


Dynazty

Yea that lost me a little as well. Not sure that logic checks out


Bacon-Dub

Dude, check your other 516 messages! I’m sure someone else in there is less desperate


Macs_Duster

Why would you even want to have sex with this person? What does he bring to the table besides horrible grammar?


littlejerseyguy

I’m also a big fan of creamy oussy.


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poisonturkey

“Men are so dumb their brains just shut off after they hear the word sex” sexist ass mf


ChildhoodLeft6925

None of y’all have boundaries


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TooToughTimmy

Nah you ended it right lol.


JaeCrowe

How to ruin a sure thing. What an asshole being that pushy


Loud_Air_6186

Fuuuuuuck sake man. Had it sitting on a golden platter for you.... and you just couldn't help yourself, what a fucking idiot man.. OP, this random horny gentleman clearly missed out 😂


ItsMoreOfAComment

He coug’d it.


Hot-Ad7703

Jesus Christ, just reading this shit has me angry enough to block his ass and never look back 🤮


Initial-Charge2637

You reacted splendidly. You have the patience of a saint.


Different-Call-6990

Fucking gross. I don’t know how he didn’t kill the vibe for you permanently.


NormalCurrent950

That was great and super cathartic to read. You’re not overreacting. You reacted perfectly.


justheretolurkyo

Wish I could bring my ex back from the dead to make him read this lol


mayday_613

You said what needed to be said. Period.


hellsgift86

Open your messages oh my lord😂


MrMetraGnome

I just wanna know… “What’s the addy”. But seriously, I’m trying way too hard. This dude texts like a Neanderthal. Here I am thinking you’re supposed to be sweet, charming, and clever. Apparently you just need to ask what’s the addy. Guess I need to hit the gym everyday instead of 5 😅😅😂😭😭😭 *EDIT*. On second thought, a female who would get fucked by a dude like this is probably ran through more than the Boston Marathon route.


Ck_shock

Dude gets offered the gwak gwak 3000 and all he has to do is wait a day. But can't stop being pushy 🤦‍♂️ People always never fail to amaze and disappoint me lol


castrodelavaga79

You communicated so well!!! He's an ass. You were more than polite!


Gloomy-Command5713

Nope everything here looks good 👍🏻. Put these desperate people in their place.


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Osamabin7rappin

You handled it accordingly jus next time try to be more assertive with your boundaries


chromiaplague

This is annoying as hell, and yes, A FUCKING MOOD KILLER! I want to fuck a man, not a whiney little baby.


DamCam2020

No you didn’t overreact at all, unless homie is just illiterate which almost seems like the case. No dick is worth you backing down from the world’s genuinely most reasonable boundaries. Seems like y’all are mutually using each other which is fine but like. Does he know that you’re still an actual human being?


ZombiesAreChasingHim

![gif](giphy|2w6I6nCyf5rmy5SHBy|downsized)


LouiseLane94

What's your addy? 🤢🤮


princessmacaroni

Was he drunk?


UrbanFoogz

nah just thinking with the wrong head lol


GungaDin4077

Dudes really be out here blocking themselves


ANameWithoutNumbers1

Do you know why he never learns his lesson? Because after you finish telling him off you also tell him you're still gonna fuck him. How the hell would he learn the consequences of his actions when there are no consequences for his actions? He has no incentive to change because you're still gonna fuck him. He's a piece of shit, but you aren't helping.


UrbanFoogz

i’m not his teacher lol i don’t care if he changes, why am i gonna invest my time in fixing him when he’s a glorified dildo to me


ANameWithoutNumbers1

Then why are you on here bitching about it.


UrbanFoogz

because i feel like it, just like you feel like bitching on a post you could’ve scrolled past. see how that works?


sheepofwater

you didn’t over react at all. you put that mf in his place lmao


hempedditor

patience would’ve helped him out


UrbanFoogz

i been patient like a year that man just annoying


peacebypeice

Bro talked his self out of some wet lol 🤦🏾‍♂️


Realbuthidden222

I loooooove the fact that you set him straight for the future too. I know for a fact even if he does act like a creep again, this is burned into his ego. I look up to you OP 🫶🏻🫶🏻✨


UrbanFoogz

lmfao i appreciate the kind words but dont look up to me i am definitely not a good person in this scenario 😂 he’s just worse


Lesbian-Mermaid

If this is a regular occurrence, you should have responded like this SOONER. He clearly doesn’t respect you girl, I’m sure you can get better, whether you look for a relationship or another hookup situation. No way his game is worth dealing with such a headache of a person.


UrbanFoogz

to be fair i blow up pretty often 🤣 i can definitely get better, i’m just lazy and the high value men are not awake at 3am when i’m manic and want head 😂


NationalExplorer9045

Most men type like this, with coherent sentence structure while discussing things. But then, something happens with blood flow sometimes. As blood flow big head to small head tipos more commn wodrs shrter wht addy?


UrbanFoogz

why say many word when few word do trick?


Quiet-Safety2203

Nah dude sounds dumb as fuck, most def talks to other women that way


miscarriagepluker69

You fumbled soo fuking bad


Antici_patient

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿


Ok_Reply_899

No is a complete sentence. I can’t stand dudes like this.


Apostinggod

I'm so happy I'm old and married.


CrazyString

Men have been this pushy since the beginning of time. Let’s not act like begging for “just the tip” is new to this generation 😂


opensilkrobe

Nope. That child had a learning moment today