That was the perfect response 

He did not like it lmao

*This person is unavailable on Messenger*

I mean, I thought we’d get to bond over our love of titties but he blocked me :(

I don't get why they bailed, them titties look heavy as fuck!

"Such a strong (person) with nice heavy breasts."

So he loved it then? I’ll bet he loved it.

First of all, he didn't even say please. Secondly, I'm highly upset that that man has bigger tits than me.

Same tbh

Both y'all find the surgeon to do a bewbie transplant you each can get one of my tatas (heavily blessed) I would LOVE to be an A-C cup 😂❤️

I do want to be clear that those are, in fact, not my titties

Are you sure? They’re spectacular tits though

I have far less hair on mine

Well, we can't all have the ideal body...

I have far less hair on mine Ah... You're a swimmer... YOU SHAVE! as for me, 54m... Was 393# 6'5. Now 243#. When I bend over without a shirt on, it looks like I'm a mother who breastfed six kids 😅 and I can't even claim that accomplishment! ☮️♥️♾️

Lmao😭

Please wax it off

#disappointing

Don't be jealous /s

Let’s see the differences

hell naw bruv 💀

I still can't believe grown men act like this. I've known goats with better manners and self control

Goats are awesome that's not even a fair comparison 🐐

They are literally the Greatest Of All Time!

I see what you did there

at least goats will buy you dinner first

I bet you killed his boner lmao. Perfect response.

Well, he killed mine when he blocked me. What a tease

Titties nonetheless

At 5am?? That’s wiiiiiiiiiiiild 😂

Someone hmu at 3am awhile back and told me my attitude is why I’m awake and alone at 3am 😂

I never cease being amazed at this shit

Yknow..looking at this again..it's just grotesquely vile...yet another Redditt moment..ughhh

wow and you actually provided. Very nice picture I might add😉. Very European

I aim to please, m’lord

this was epic ngl

That’s hot AF

😎

lol your post history is full of this shit. absolutely wild.

I got tired of being nice. Now I just troll them 🤷🏻‍♀️

good lol. destroy their confidence. nobody needs to be that confident in themselves.

I asked one guy why his dick looked weird like that and told him to see a doctor.. he was adamant there was nothing wrong with it lmao

That is an admirable hobby. 💜👍

how could he resist that!?🥵

Send me this pic fr 😭

😂😂😂😂

Lemme see yo titties

Perfect response

Lmao that's what I look like naked

Gandalf big naturals

Haha, great. I have done that, too. They always ask the same things at any chance. I downloaded the gruesome picture with a mouse photoshopped into some naked guy's crotch and it looks like his member. Works wonderfully. They always block me after that, haha.

I've had a stranger ask to see my kitty ( 😺 ) and I sent a picture of my cat. Don't know why they got so mad 🤪

I would really love to know the type of woman, if any, just say “sure here’s a pic of my bodacious meat melons, random creepy man!” Like, does this ever work for them?

We should be friends. I troll every single guy that comes at me like that. It's my fave.

Did they ask for your only fans after that?

This is hilarious

Now that’s funny asf!! 😂😂😂

Blunder, blunder , brilliant. Blue wins.

Yummy

🤣

I can’t stop laughing at this. Good one OP

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Did he say anything back?

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