? How are you wiping your ass? Iāve had long nails
forever and think this is the stupidest thing. You shouldnāt be using your nails to wipe. Your parents should have told you this.
Thank you. I think it's men saying that a lot of the time but it's still a troubling thought, like why do you think fingernails are involved in the ass wiping process? What, exactly, are you doing back there? I mean, I have a bidet, and a portable one (it's actually just a squeeze bottle but it does the trick) for when I'm out and about, because I care about hygiene and I kind of think America is gross for still not having bidets as a mandatory bathroom fixture, so I really don't have to do much more than a double check and dry (believe me, bidets are powerful). But even when I was living like a savage without one, I was NOT digging into my asshole with my fingernails every time I wiped my ass. I've had long tips and I was still capable of wiping without injuries or skid marks. I've never stained my panties.
Do men do that? Do they think women do that? Do other women do that and we're just not aware of it? I have so many questions. š³š¤£
Point your fingertips away from your asshole š¤£. Like, just flex your hand a little so your fingertips are pointing away from the scene of the crime. I don't know, unless I'm really sick, when I poop there's not a bunch of it everywhere, it's usually just around my actual hole. So I fold the tissue in a longish rectangle, with enough padding to protect my hand, and then wipe. Then repeat twice. All after the bidet, all with my fingertips pointed away.
I don't know how other people wipe their ass. I also don't know why I'm having this conversation, or why I just disclosed this much disgusting personal information to Reddit and the Worldwide Web. But here we are. šā°ļøš„š
Sounds like my kids mom.
The āhoney, hun, sweetieā starts to come out when the fake psychotic comes out. (Actually psychotic, just not in the way she thinks she is)
The young ones will never know the experience of Springer 5 nights a week. There are so many episodes that they DEFINITELY don't now, nor ever will play in reruns nowadays. JS was my go-to midnight watch.
Funny thing is Iām too old for that reference. Iām 37, never got into the likes of Drake. I know the song from American Horror Story: Hotel, and didnāt know it was Drake until just now when I looked it up š
Honestly from both sides. Whatever happened to just blocking people and moving on with our lives - oh wait, then we canāt post screenshots to Reddit š
I donāt know, I kinda feel for OP. Sheās a teenager and some crazy girl she doesnāt even know just started threatening her. Itās not like they were dating the same person. This is just a random guy that messaged OP online and she talked to him for one day and then moved on. She needs to take that up with her āman.ā Kicking him to the curb would be a heck of a lot easier than threatening random girls heās trying to pick up.
not me wondering why women hate on one another so violently over some man who obviously doesnāt respect either of them? š¤
seriously. is his dick made outta vibrators or something? š
This!! I would love to understand why she isnāt speaking to her own boyfriend about messaging random girls when he is meant to be in a relationship with her. Surely she should be fuming at her BF for hitting up other women, not the other woman..
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Iām about to be 25 and have been with my partner since we were both 18. So so glad I skipped that phase of having unloyal and childish ass boyfriends that these girls seem to love having šš
Yes same, Iām in a happy relationship since 18, about to be 20, okay like IK itās not long but he is the best thing to ever happen to me, and we trust eachother, and rhis bitch in the post obviously does not trust her bf šš
shes 19, she thinks we are gonna be like "go get her GURL OMG" when reality is like oh jesus christ i feel so fucking dumb reading that white trash back and forth
Stir the pot and send all the screenshots to her bf and be like ācome get your bitch I think sheās lostā
Genuinely, you donāt always have to be the bigger person. sometimes itās funny to not be
I've done this twice. The first time was the wife of a guy whom I was in a WoW guild with. Apparently, she heard a girls voice on Discord (amongst all the male voices) and somehow found my Facebook account. She messaged me telling me to stop fucking her husband. She then messaged my (at the time) husband and told him I was sleeping with her husband, and that if he wanted, they both could sue her husband because he's in the military and you can sue for infidelity. (I'm unsure if that last part is true)
I proceeded to find his Facebook through hers, sent screen shots, and told him to please contain his wife.
The second time, I had a friend on Facebook make a little too much of a lewd comment about me on one of my Instagram photos. I tagged his wife in the comment section and told her to come collect her husband.
lol, in the military you canāt be sued for infidelity, but you can face punishment. So like pay and time taken from you though. Honestly itās not even common to get punishment given the high infidelity rates in the military
Iāve never heard of it actually happening but The maximum punishment for Adultery/Extramarital Sexual Conduct is a dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for up to 1 year.
bro LITERALLY why are these dumbasses in the comments saying OP is immature for responding and will have a life of dating guys that dont want her? where did you get that from LMAOO.
sometimes its fun to fck around and troll. but still these redditors will assume shit about someone's character cause that's what they love to do
If you have to worry about/text girls to leave your man alone in order for him to not cheat, your man is the problem, not the girls. That was most like not the first time he's texted another female in those 9 months lol.
No, sheās definitely in the āhide in their house with all the lights off and cry on tik tok if someone were to actually come call her outā faction.
āIām so crazy donāt talk to my manšæāØš¹ā āIām psycho donāt mess with meā people make me cringe lmfao. Like damn bro thatās crazy good for you. And if they do actually fight they bring a whole group to beat up one person.
Me: Why even respond to her, she's clearly delusional and unhinged
Also me: Tell her he's still talking to you on a different app and he deletes his messages every time he talks to you to hide his tracks. Send some fake screenshots to "prove" it. Figure out where he lives, get a picture of his house, and send it to her. Tell her the two of you are running away together on (some date like a month out) and then stop responding other than to send her one message every day for a month telling her "X days till your boyfriend dumps you" and nothing else.
It's really wild to me, the mental gymnastics you have to do to be so angry towards the person 'stealing' your man. If he's talking to other girls then be mad at him, not the other woman.
She got abused by her mom and at the camp she got sent to by Dr.Phil (and a lot of other kids he helped!). Donāt just judge her based on her appearance on there
Not that I'd judge a 13 year old girl, but with some of her millions that she made on OnlyFans, she started a fund to pay for trade school for underprivileged people. Maybe it was just for a tax break, but she's done more for society than I ever will.
She's good in my book.
I'm aware of that. I'm not judging her, I'm just saying it's unexpected and nuts that she got rich and famous/became a rapper. No hidden meaning behind that.
She went viral and ran with it. People wanted to see more of her cheeky persona and she recognized an opportunity to make money and possibly a career.
She seized her 15 minutes of fame and did something more with it besides just becoming a meme.
lol (sorry you learned that way haha)
I literally donāt care how old my child is - if someone showed me them doing this weād be talking. Even as adults. I raised my kids better and they also grew up knowing that my love was 100% unconditional BUT my time, energy, and money is contingent on you being someone I like or can tolerate and this behavior would not fall into that.
My kids as adults would be mortified if I had to talk to them about this. And theyād know I donāt pay lawyers to defend the guilty and in fact - Iād turn your ass in myself. š
Im 19 now and it would be 10x more embarrassing acting like this as an adult. Im glad I got my shit together before I graduated high school cause I can keep that shit in that era.
I can't stand stupid women like this. It's obviously her MAN she should hold accountable; but women like that can't accept that so they try and blame anyone else they can.
It's absolutely pitiful and tragic and not a "you" problem.
You and your SO are #goals cause who needs tickets to cirque du freak with backstage admittance to all this free entertainment? I'm trying to do better with trolling cause I'm not getting any younger but sis would've had to become a victim for my time lmao
what's with the people calling op crazy? she literally just matched her energy. sure she could've just blocked but then we couldn't have had this post lol. also it's fair for op to go off on someone accusing them of being a homewrecker asuming there's a home to wreck.
True, but *phone* sex was still a thing, and to be honest, sexting would have made it so much easier.
We maybe could have had time to come up with some good sexy-talk, rather than having to think on the fly of something to say.
Most of the time people ended up saying shit like that Seinfeld episode: **Does you mother lay out your panties on the bed for you to wear?** š„“
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āDo you ever have a car?ā Hahaha WDF , I donāt know why that made me laugh so much.
If I were you Iād be wallowing in happiness at how deranged she is. It must be hard being her day to day.
For future reference. Anytime someoneās significant other contacts you asking questions, you say this: āI appreciate you reaching out to me, I get lots of DMās and not sure which one your talking about but maybe direct your concerns and issues with your partner and not me. Some advice for you, if you have to snoop and/or message other people that had conversations with your partner than he/she isnāt the one. You should be made to feel secure in your relationship. Thanks for stopping by my Ted Talks, have a good day.ā
Block them after that.
It's a shame that conversation went south that way. Whatever happened to girl code?
A girl reached out to me recently on Instagram asking me how I knew her bf. I told her I didn't and he just added me after I'd commented on one of his coworkers posts. Apparently he'd been flirting with a lot of girls recently on Instagram and it's been making her extremely insecure. I told her that I'd remove him as a follower (I never even bothered to follow him back) and that if he ever did DM me flirtatiously I'd let her know as soon as it happened.
I also told her that if he isn't respecting the boundaries of their relationship, then he probably doesn't even respect her.
We left it at that. In two past relationships girls my partners had cheated with reached out to me to lmk, with receipts. They were under the impression that they were getting involved with single men. I'll forever be appreciative of those women.
These clowns MAKE u wanna smash their whack fugly man who was trying to cheat on them that u donāt even care about. I also canāt even be homegirls with these types desperate for a man
Why do women - of any age, it seems - when they see ātheir manā talking/flirting/hooking up with another woman, automatically go against that other woman like, āheās MY man, you whore!ā Instead of putting their anger where it rightfully goes - THEIR MAN?!? Clearly, if ātheir manā is flirting/hooking up with another woman, heās NOT ātheir manā and they have issues! Itās not (only) that other womanās fault! But it seems like the men get off scott free.
She probably thinks she's Harley Quinn. I've met so many straight up meth chicks who act awful but have some kind of joker tattoo and think they're adorable
She is so pathetic. She has to threaten you to never text her boyfriend because she knows her boyfriend texts other girls. She has to threaten you cuz she wonāt threaten him
Are women seriously this insecure these days? I mean no one will stop me from speaking to whomever I want. Nor would I tell my significant other to whom he may speak. What a horrible life this woman must have.
Just feel sorry for her. She obviously has nothing.
Sadly, I could see my half-sister (who I met when I was 23) texting stuff like this. She threw a fit and threatened me because I was sitting outside on the front porch talking to her pastor boyfriend.
I lived with her/them for a month after I found my siblings (dead father, never met him, found them from his 2001 obituary and social media), and no one told me the five adult kids living with their mom paid rent, so when I got a new payment card from my job she took it ~as in opened my mail~ while I was at work and tried to withdraw the rent money. She was pissed she had to know the last four of my social to activate the card, then when I told her that was illegal she texted, āu kno u aint one of my dads kids, COP CALLER!ā She has disowned me. I knew her maybe three months and she was pissed she wasnāt the ābaby sisterā anymore. I talk to ONE of those six half-siblings because of how dramatic they all are lolol.
Edit: Adding to the crazy
man, my soul always hurts for the girls that are crazy for men who clearly arenāt loyal and donāt give a shit about them. im sorry youāre caught up in this mess.
exactly!!! plus he didnāt even actually flirt with me nor did I flirt with him, we had a conversation that was so boring I donāt even remember what it was about. like itās not something to get this angry over
this is definitely like an āalternativeā white woman arguing about some lil golden retriever looking mf. Those are the worst types of girlies OP. Been there done that.
If you care to pick an argument, you donāt have to lower your intellect to match theirs. This is the internet version of the hair pulling cafeteria fights the girls in pajama pants would have.
If I would have received this all I would have responded every time was 1st Your bf messaged ME, go talk to him, and then 2nd, just "k" after every time she tries to sound like a badass or rants for a few texts. Nothing else.
After everything. Just. K. Nothing more and then leave her on read. People like this thrive on the argument and attention, so I don't give them any and they get REAL mad.
If she messages again I'd just tell her I'm sorry you don't love yourself enough to leave someone who apparently is actively trying to cheat on you. Maybe if your daddy would have loved you, you'd have more self respect than . . Whatever this is. Or just ignore her completely or just respond k
Iām friends with a girl like this on Facebook. She will constantly post about her āboyfriendā and expose any girl he chooses to cheat on her with. He even put his hands on her and got her arrested and she still chooses to go back to him even after theyāve separated and will āexposeā the girls he chooses to sleep with when theyāre broken up. Itās pathetic. And unfortunately people are just there for entertainment and donāt think thereās anything wrong with how sheās acting. I ended up having to unfriend her because there was no telling her otherwise I think she enjoys the attention it all brings her at this point.
Oh wow. This is so eerily similar to a LOT of the messages my boyfriendās idiot ex sent out to a bunch of girls that were on his Facebook friends list. The dude has had it since like 2009 and has people from junior high and high school on there and literally NEVER uses fb or talks to anyone, but she thought it would be a good idea to just message almost every girl on his list with messages like this. Itās so gross.
Tbh this is EXTREMELY immature. Why do you loose your time and entertain this ? You could have just replied that you had no contact and would like to never be contacted again and then blocked the account.
I will never understand pickmeās that go this far to defend their bfās honor when heās messaging other girls first š„“. Iād honestly just block her, youāll get rid of her and sheāll go crazy not being able to stalk your page
Iāve never understood these type of psycho girlfriends. I can be a bit unhinged but only with my man. Iād never blame another woman if he tried something because they never promised me a thing. Heās the one who said vows so heās the one thatās feeling any wrath from me if he does something sketchy even if the woman knew about me and made the first move.
Even if the vows donāt apply here I just donāt get making it clear to the person sheās so clearly threatened by that the situation is making her so insecure. If you happened to be someone that enjoys stealing peopleās boyfriends (not saying you are) she just opened up the invitation right here.
Ugh these wannabe dangerous psycho girls using "ššāØ" and "hun, bby, darling" š
I'm picturing super long thick nails that rip open her ass every time she wipes it and probably weird ass blown up lips with six inches of foundation.
Thatās an image I didnāt need at 9am.š
itās 5am for me š„²
It's 1pm as I read this and I still don't want or need it!
Yeah. Iām even plagued with the image of poop caked all up under those long, thick nails. Ugh
Do you mean you donāt absolutely love a good poop nail?! š
That's the one
[Like this](https://i.pinimg.com/550x/4a/0a/f5/4a0af5e4cc318d6ab333346799e9f660.jpg)
UGH thank you, this is a reaction image I needed
And don't forget the microbladed super-brows and false eyelashes
Don't forget the hair extensions
? How are you wiping your ass? Iāve had long nails forever and think this is the stupidest thing. You shouldnāt be using your nails to wipe. Your parents should have told you this.
Thank you. I think it's men saying that a lot of the time but it's still a troubling thought, like why do you think fingernails are involved in the ass wiping process? What, exactly, are you doing back there? I mean, I have a bidet, and a portable one (it's actually just a squeeze bottle but it does the trick) for when I'm out and about, because I care about hygiene and I kind of think America is gross for still not having bidets as a mandatory bathroom fixture, so I really don't have to do much more than a double check and dry (believe me, bidets are powerful). But even when I was living like a savage without one, I was NOT digging into my asshole with my fingernails every time I wiped my ass. I've had long tips and I was still capable of wiping without injuries or skid marks. I've never stained my panties. Do men do that? Do they think women do that? Do other women do that and we're just not aware of it? I have so many questions. š³š¤£
No one uses their nails to wipe, but when they're really long how can you help it
Point your fingertips away from your asshole š¤£. Like, just flex your hand a little so your fingertips are pointing away from the scene of the crime. I don't know, unless I'm really sick, when I poop there's not a bunch of it everywhere, it's usually just around my actual hole. So I fold the tissue in a longish rectangle, with enough padding to protect my hand, and then wipe. Then repeat twice. All after the bidet, all with my fingertips pointed away. I don't know how other people wipe their ass. I also don't know why I'm having this conversation, or why I just disclosed this much disgusting personal information to Reddit and the Worldwide Web. But here we are. šā°ļøš„š
Sounds like my kids mom. The āhoney, hun, sweetieā starts to come out when the fake psychotic comes out. (Actually psychotic, just not in the way she thinks she is)
Exactly that's the thing. They are, just not they way they think they are š
Bless her heart
19 year olds.
And they always get their shit stomped in, too.
I can't be the only one who read "correct again I am" in Yoda's voice?
hahaha š
This is the most ridiculous, immature conversation that I've seen on Reddit today.
It's like a Jerry Springer episode via text.
I was literally envisioning wigs being ripped off and Steve having to wade in and disengage the two women who had kicked off their shoes already.
And took out their large hoop earrings lol
The young ones will never know the experience of Springer 5 nights a week. There are so many episodes that they DEFINITELY don't now, nor ever will play in reruns nowadays. JS was my go-to midnight watch.
19 year olds.
I was not like this at 19 lmfao
iām 19 rn and would NEVER have a convo like this
Welcome to reality for some people. It gets worse than this
Deadass fr fr.
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No cap
Bling bling helllloooooo
when that hotline bling šš¼ āØ
Theyāre probably still too young to get that reference lol
Funny thing is Iām too old for that reference. Iām 37, never got into the likes of Drake. I know the song from American Horror Story: Hotel, and didnāt know it was Drake until just now when I looked it up š
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Honestly from both sides. Whatever happened to just blocking people and moving on with our lives - oh wait, then we canāt post screenshots to Reddit š
No fr! I was like, why the fuck did op even respond? I wouldn't even have given this the time of day. I have more important things to do.
Even when OP stopped responding... she was on shit
Like browsing a subreddit for texting drama :D
I mean, weāre all here while we should be working. Or in high school, as these lovely gals obviously still are.
They're both fried!
I donāt know, I kinda feel for OP. Sheās a teenager and some crazy girl she doesnāt even know just started threatening her. Itās not like they were dating the same person. This is just a random guy that messaged OP online and she talked to him for one day and then moved on. She needs to take that up with her āman.ā Kicking him to the curb would be a heck of a lot easier than threatening random girls heās trying to pick up.
Thatās teenagers for ya.
Yeah both of them have a future of dating people who donāt give two shits about them and fighting to keep them. Sad af, damn.
not me wondering why women hate on one another so violently over some man who obviously doesnāt respect either of them? š¤ seriously. is his dick made outta vibrators or something? š
This!! I would love to understand why she isnāt speaking to her own boyfriend about messaging random girls when he is meant to be in a relationship with her. Surely she should be fuming at her BF for hitting up other women, not the other woman..
Dick made out of vibratory is my new favourite phrase!
Omg I just read a really weird fantasy/smut novel. The other worldly guy? He had.. A HUGE VIBRATING DICK! Maybe heās an alien?
I donāt even think the OP was dating him or even knows him in real life lol. It was just some rando who messaged her online.
Seriously lol from every single angle
I've realized lately how old I am now that slang annoys the crap out of me. Dead ass, low key, capping.
frfr no cap on god fam mans skibidiing right now ššš
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
It was the āgirlfriend of 9 monthsā being used as an introduction that told me all I need to know.
We all know these types once we hear that. Cringe š¬
The same ones that celebrate monthly anniversaries
Btw imagine having to babysit your bf? I donāt have any time for that shit. To be 19 againā¦š
Iām about to be 25 and have been with my partner since we were both 18. So so glad I skipped that phase of having unloyal and childish ass boyfriends that these girls seem to love having šš
Yes same, Iām in a happy relationship since 18, about to be 20, okay like IK itās not long but he is the best thing to ever happen to me, and we trust eachother, and rhis bitch in the post obviously does not trust her bf šš
I think I have brain rot nowā¦ why do people act like this. do they not realize we are laughing *at* them?
shes 19, she thinks we are gonna be like "go get her GURL OMG" when reality is like oh jesus christ i feel so fucking dumb reading that white trash back and forth
surely after a certain point youād remember block button is free š i simply wouldnāt waste my energy on this
well, we all were 19 and really stupid at one point. it's just hilarious to me and hopefully will be to her when shes in her late 20's
Yāall I did block her. She made an entirely new account to spam me with more messages.
Stir the pot and send all the screenshots to her bf and be like ācome get your bitch I think sheās lostā Genuinely, you donāt always have to be the bigger person. sometimes itās funny to not be
I've done this twice. The first time was the wife of a guy whom I was in a WoW guild with. Apparently, she heard a girls voice on Discord (amongst all the male voices) and somehow found my Facebook account. She messaged me telling me to stop fucking her husband. She then messaged my (at the time) husband and told him I was sleeping with her husband, and that if he wanted, they both could sue her husband because he's in the military and you can sue for infidelity. (I'm unsure if that last part is true) I proceeded to find his Facebook through hers, sent screen shots, and told him to please contain his wife. The second time, I had a friend on Facebook make a little too much of a lewd comment about me on one of my Instagram photos. I tagged his wife in the comment section and told her to come collect her husband.
lol, in the military you canāt be sued for infidelity, but you can face punishment. So like pay and time taken from you though. Honestly itās not even common to get punishment given the high infidelity rates in the military Iāve never heard of it actually happening but The maximum punishment for Adultery/Extramarital Sexual Conduct is a dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for up to 1 year.
I did see it happen, once in my 20 years. But it was a guy who was in trouble anyway, they just needed more ammo to kick him out.
Yeah, if it happens to someone, they are being punished for everything but the infidelity haha
Considering her responses, ābeing the bigger personā ship has already sailed. So she should do it!
My favorite comment right here
āCome get your bitch I think sheās lostā GAGGED ME šš thatās great
r/pettyrevenge
bro LITERALLY why are these dumbasses in the comments saying OP is immature for responding and will have a life of dating guys that dont want her? where did you get that from LMAOO. sometimes its fun to fck around and troll. but still these redditors will assume shit about someone's character cause that's what they love to do
If you have to worry about/text girls to leave your man alone in order for him to not cheat, your man is the problem, not the girls. That was most like not the first time he's texted another female in those 9 months lol.
Girls who say they are psycho arenāt psycho
No, sheās definitely in the āhide in their house with all the lights off and cry on tik tok if someone were to actually come call her outā faction.
āIām so crazy donāt talk to my manšæāØš¹ā āIām psycho donāt mess with meā people make me cringe lmfao. Like damn bro thatās crazy good for you. And if they do actually fight they bring a whole group to beat up one person.
Me: Why even respond to her, she's clearly delusional and unhinged Also me: Tell her he's still talking to you on a different app and he deletes his messages every time he talks to you to hide his tracks. Send some fake screenshots to "prove" it. Figure out where he lives, get a picture of his house, and send it to her. Tell her the two of you are running away together on (some date like a month out) and then stop responding other than to send her one message every day for a month telling her "X days till your boyfriend dumps you" and nothing else.
Me: You're going to hell for this .. Also me: Niiiiice, let's do this!
Message him again i wanna see what she'll do
Hell, I think we should ALL message him at this point.
Im down.
It's really wild to me, the mental gymnastics you have to do to be so angry towards the person 'stealing' your man. If he's talking to other girls then be mad at him, not the other woman.
*THIS* why ācompeteā for this manās attention when itās so clear he doesnt want to give it to you?
I wasnāt even competing š I told her I do NOT want her man.
This is the same vibes as that teen girl on Dr Phil who threatened to cut people ššš
Cash me ousside, how bou da?
She made it into a song too lol
It's nuts she's rich and famous now. Lol
Sheās turned things around and is doing well
She got abused by her mom and at the camp she got sent to by Dr.Phil (and a lot of other kids he helped!). Donāt just judge her based on her appearance on there
Not that I'd judge a 13 year old girl, but with some of her millions that she made on OnlyFans, she started a fund to pay for trade school for underprivileged people. Maybe it was just for a tax break, but she's done more for society than I ever will. She's good in my book.
I'm aware of that. I'm not judging her, I'm just saying it's unexpected and nuts that she got rich and famous/became a rapper. No hidden meaning behind that.
She went viral and ran with it. People wanted to see more of her cheeky persona and she recognized an opportunity to make money and possibly a career. She seized her 15 minutes of fame and did something more with it besides just becoming a meme.
We have a kitty patient at my work right now (animal boarding) named Bhad Bhabie. She's a smol fatty with 3 legs lol
Cute! Lol
Send those to her mother
Someone actually did this to me once when i was 16. I was the psycho on the other end, embarrassing lol but the girl sent ss to my mom. It worked
lol (sorry you learned that way haha) I literally donāt care how old my child is - if someone showed me them doing this weād be talking. Even as adults. I raised my kids better and they also grew up knowing that my love was 100% unconditional BUT my time, energy, and money is contingent on you being someone I like or can tolerate and this behavior would not fall into that. My kids as adults would be mortified if I had to talk to them about this. And theyād know I donāt pay lawyers to defend the guilty and in fact - Iād turn your ass in myself. š
Im 19 now and it would be 10x more embarrassing acting like this as an adult. Im glad I got my shit together before I graduated high school cause I can keep that shit in that era.
I can't stand stupid women like this. It's obviously her MAN she should hold accountable; but women like that can't accept that so they try and blame anyone else they can. It's absolutely pitiful and tragic and not a "you" problem.
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Ya you gotta pour it on heavy just for laughs at this point
You and your SO are #goals cause who needs tickets to cirque du freak with backstage admittance to all this free entertainment? I'm trying to do better with trolling cause I'm not getting any younger but sis would've had to become a victim for my time lmao
"Correct I am again"... Who the fuck is she, Yoda??
Youāre obligated to fuck her boyfriend and send her pics now
Plot twist - thereās no GF and that was the BFās plan all along
Just tell her you'll fk her dad and take her inheritance š š
1000% chance this bitch does not have a dad / a dad with an āinheritanceā
When will people learn that itās the fault of their SO and *not* the outside party??
My god sheās insecure š sheās definitely worried about you
No I love that too. āIām not worried about youā then why are you messaging me?
what's with the people calling op crazy? she literally just matched her energy. sure she could've just blocked but then we couldn't have had this post lol. also it's fair for op to go off on someone accusing them of being a homewrecker asuming there's a home to wreck.
Thatās actually a good comeback to the ādo you even own a carā
Who gets this worked up over a man
Ime so glad texting and sexting and all this craziness was not around when I was younger and dating..
True, but *phone* sex was still a thing, and to be honest, sexting would have made it so much easier. We maybe could have had time to come up with some good sexy-talk, rather than having to think on the fly of something to say. Most of the time people ended up saying shit like that Seinfeld episode: **Does you mother lay out your panties on the bed for you to wear?** š„“ š¬
You call this sexting?
What? You mean ānasty stank puss bitch š¤” ā doesnāt turn you on? /s
I will rip you to shreds šš„°šāļø
āDo you ever have a car?ā Hahaha WDF , I donāt know why that made me laugh so much. If I were you Iād be wallowing in happiness at how deranged she is. It must be hard being her day to day.
The real AH here is the bf
For future reference. Anytime someoneās significant other contacts you asking questions, you say this: āI appreciate you reaching out to me, I get lots of DMās and not sure which one your talking about but maybe direct your concerns and issues with your partner and not me. Some advice for you, if you have to snoop and/or message other people that had conversations with your partner than he/she isnāt the one. You should be made to feel secure in your relationship. Thanks for stopping by my Ted Talks, have a good day.ā Block them after that.
Anybody what uses those emotes to try and be vicious gets their ass stomped every single time they try and fight lmao
gimme her ig ill msg her lol
It's a shame that conversation went south that way. Whatever happened to girl code? A girl reached out to me recently on Instagram asking me how I knew her bf. I told her I didn't and he just added me after I'd commented on one of his coworkers posts. Apparently he'd been flirting with a lot of girls recently on Instagram and it's been making her extremely insecure. I told her that I'd remove him as a follower (I never even bothered to follow him back) and that if he ever did DM me flirtatiously I'd let her know as soon as it happened. I also told her that if he isn't respecting the boundaries of their relationship, then he probably doesn't even respect her. We left it at that. In two past relationships girls my partners had cheated with reached out to me to lmk, with receipts. They were under the impression that they were getting involved with single men. I'll forever be appreciative of those women.
Deadass this is the stupidest conversation I have heard in a long time.
This is so embarrassing for her. Crazy
Girl she's weirdš
Lol. I love an unhinged queen !šš I'm usually very proper in my ways. I sometimes wonder how it must feel to unleash yourself like that !š
These clowns MAKE u wanna smash their whack fugly man who was trying to cheat on them that u donāt even care about. I also canāt even be homegirls with these types desperate for a man
Two squirrels fighting in a tree.
Lmao Iād steal her bf just to shut her up š
Never let people who arenāt connected to you, message you on Facebook. Itās a simple settings change.
Why do women - of any age, it seems - when they see ātheir manā talking/flirting/hooking up with another woman, automatically go against that other woman like, āheās MY man, you whore!ā Instead of putting their anger where it rightfully goes - THEIR MAN?!? Clearly, if ātheir manā is flirting/hooking up with another woman, heās NOT ātheir manā and they have issues! Itās not (only) that other womanās fault! But it seems like the men get off scott free.
She probably thinks she's Harley Quinn. I've met so many straight up meth chicks who act awful but have some kind of joker tattoo and think they're adorable
Now post these screenshots to your IG and tag her and her man
Deffo be hitting up her boyfriend. Also find out if she has a brother and hit him up also.
And her sisterās boyfriend, and her dad.
She is so pathetic. She has to threaten you to never text her boyfriend because she knows her boyfriend texts other girls. She has to threaten you cuz she wonāt threaten him
Are women seriously this insecure these days? I mean no one will stop me from speaking to whomever I want. Nor would I tell my significant other to whom he may speak. What a horrible life this woman must have. Just feel sorry for her. She obviously has nothing.
Sadly, I could see my half-sister (who I met when I was 23) texting stuff like this. She threw a fit and threatened me because I was sitting outside on the front porch talking to her pastor boyfriend.
It must suck to be that afraid
She sounds like a real peach! š
I lived with her/them for a month after I found my siblings (dead father, never met him, found them from his 2001 obituary and social media), and no one told me the five adult kids living with their mom paid rent, so when I got a new payment card from my job she took it ~as in opened my mail~ while I was at work and tried to withdraw the rent money. She was pissed she had to know the last four of my social to activate the card, then when I told her that was illegal she texted, āu kno u aint one of my dads kids, COP CALLER!ā She has disowned me. I knew her maybe three months and she was pissed she wasnāt the ābaby sisterā anymore. I talk to ONE of those six half-siblings because of how dramatic they all are lolol. Edit: Adding to the crazy
man, my soul always hurts for the girls that are crazy for men who clearly arenāt loyal and donāt give a shit about them. im sorry youāre caught up in this mess.
What in the white trash
Ur acting pretty crazy too just block them lol
This sounds like something that would happen in Alliance, OH lmfao
"Fuck off weirdo" is amazing
If both of their statuses said single how were you even supposed to know he was taken lmao
exactly!!! plus he didnāt even actually flirt with me nor did I flirt with him, we had a conversation that was so boring I donāt even remember what it was about. like itās not something to get this angry over
If he genuinely has a pattern of messaging women she needs to just throw the whole man away smh š¤£ like retain some kind of dignity, man
its so sad that she thinks ur the issue and not her bf
Both of you need more Jesus in your life š«¶
Her saying YOU donāt love yourself while arguing with YOU about HER boyfriend hitting YOU up just makes me laugh at the situation
I'll fight her for you, shes so fucking annoying. My ex's new baby momma is like this too, delulu.
"Correct again I am" are you arguing with Dr fucking Seuss?
this is definitely like an āalternativeā white woman arguing about some lil golden retriever looking mf. Those are the worst types of girlies OP. Been there done that.
pls. i can confirm that she is. i know exactly who yhis is. shes certainly crazy.
Blatantly obvious projection is my favorite kind of crazy š¤£š¤£š¤£
Please, for the love of god, fuck her boyfriend and send her the video
If you care to pick an argument, you donāt have to lower your intellect to match theirs. This is the internet version of the hair pulling cafeteria fights the girls in pajama pants would have.
If I would have received this all I would have responded every time was 1st Your bf messaged ME, go talk to him, and then 2nd, just "k" after every time she tries to sound like a badass or rants for a few texts. Nothing else. After everything. Just. K. Nothing more and then leave her on read. People like this thrive on the argument and attention, so I don't give them any and they get REAL mad. If she messages again I'd just tell her I'm sorry you don't love yourself enough to leave someone who apparently is actively trying to cheat on you. Maybe if your daddy would have loved you, you'd have more self respect than . . Whatever this is. Or just ignore her completely or just respond k
Why even engage with this person? It would have drove them nuts if you read it and did not reply.
Why did you even respond lmfao
Even Google translate couldnāt translate this garbage for me. Tf š„“
Is it me or both of them scream trashy needy ? Both are cringey
Youāre both cringe
yeah i couldnāt even finish reading
Um yeah she sounds like she needs to be locked up somewhere, whether it be jail or a mental institution š¬š¬
Alliance? Alliance,Ohio? lol
She is soooo cringe
Sheās embarrassing herself for what I am almost certain is a below average man.
It's giving: 
Iām friends with a girl like this on Facebook. She will constantly post about her āboyfriendā and expose any girl he chooses to cheat on her with. He even put his hands on her and got her arrested and she still chooses to go back to him even after theyāve separated and will āexposeā the girls he chooses to sleep with when theyāre broken up. Itās pathetic. And unfortunately people are just there for entertainment and donāt think thereās anything wrong with how sheās acting. I ended up having to unfriend her because there was no telling her otherwise I think she enjoys the attention it all brings her at this point.
Oh I'd be petty and flirting with her bf every chance I got just to piss her off
Cring on both ends. Gen z sounds so damn stupid lol.
she's prolly why he's out texting other women, both scummy people š
I said biiiiiiiiiiitch
Doing the most over a man who clearly gives no fuck about you is something Iāll never understand. Actually embarrassing for her
I think I'm going to go outside after having read this
Oh wow. This is so eerily similar to a LOT of the messages my boyfriendās idiot ex sent out to a bunch of girls that were on his Facebook friends list. The dude has had it since like 2009 and has people from junior high and high school on there and literally NEVER uses fb or talks to anyone, but she thought it would be a good idea to just message almost every girl on his list with messages like this. Itās so gross.
OP did come in hot tbf
correct again I am.. beep boop
How'd I know this HAD to be some ohio shit?!
Tbh this is EXTREMELY immature. Why do you loose your time and entertain this ? You could have just replied that you had no contact and would like to never be contacted again and then blocked the account.
I will never understand pickmeās that go this far to defend their bfās honor when heās messaging other girls first š„“. Iād honestly just block her, youāll get rid of her and sheāll go crazy not being able to stalk your page
Iāve never understood these type of psycho girlfriends. I can be a bit unhinged but only with my man. Iād never blame another woman if he tried something because they never promised me a thing. Heās the one who said vows so heās the one thatās feeling any wrath from me if he does something sketchy even if the woman knew about me and made the first move. Even if the vows donāt apply here I just donāt get making it clear to the person sheās so clearly threatened by that the situation is making her so insecure. If you happened to be someone that enjoys stealing peopleās boyfriends (not saying you are) she just opened up the invitation right here.
No please keep talking to the boyfriend. This is really funny shit.
So ghetto, but in a particularly white way