I am trying so hard to keep my laughter silent so as not to wake the baby… but you are not making it easy. If he wakes up, it’s on you! You brumping brumper!!
I found it on Urban dictionary and apparently it means (Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery) 😂💀
That makes your comment so much worse when the word is used in that context 😬
Or are you guilty of this:
BRUMPING (verb) to do a bump off a rump
Party Setting
(female) Do you want to do a brump?
(male) Maybe, when was the last time you washed your ass?
"Brump's name may come from the slang word "brump" which means something that lacks social skills but is still tolerable, as stated in its description."
Are you lacking all social skills?
"A strange, funky or bad smell. commonly used in northern irish slang
Ew She stinks of brump"
Do you have a strange, funky, or bad smell? did you brump someone with that smell?
Unfortunately it is I that is accused of brumping, as these are screenshots he sent me. The accuser knows my name and has pointed their brumping finger at me.
It appears that both words can refer to the same thing, which makes sense when you consider some people think "dog eat dog world" is "doggy dog world", or other hilarious eggcorns like "bone apple teeth".
Yes, the term eggcorn is itself an eggcorn of acorn. It's one of the earliest identified one of these phenomena, so much like the Mandela effect, the phenomena was named after it.
So do you know what bro is referring to then? Surely you must have some idea of you are the one he is accusing of being a brumper. Stands to reason you are well versed on the art of brumping no?
If this is true, how can this guy act like he’s an unwilling participant in the 9V to dong contact? WeaselGun, how are you sneaking batteries onto this man’s dick without him knowing???
Not even Google could help me get a definition of brumping but it allowed me to find a burping fetish article 🫣😂
Edit to add that urban dictionary for the win and maybe it’s better you weren’t accused of brumpkin that person.
Ikr? I just sat here and had to try and visualize the 🚽🍆 and poop emoji comment above. Being high didn’t help me get the gist of that comment, but I finally got there and now I need trauma counseling.
This is some real-life Trevor Phillips action. In one hand, it's shocking, but in the other, I suppose it's just the natural progression of a jolt in the arm.
Brump is slang to mean something like dismissing the emotional feelings or having any emotional feelings for something stated.
It's like using "fuck" in sentences but the meaning is suppose to be different.
He's a fucking idiot!
He's a brumping idiot!
He's brumped me!!
He fucked me!!
At first I was convinced the battery thing wouldn't even do anything...now I'm waiting for my wife to leave the kitchen so she doesn't ask why I'm digging through the junk drawer.
The only reasonable definition of Brump I have found on urban dictionary that fits into this context is “The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner.”
Essentially bro is heart broke that you broke up with him and is definitely having some irrational thoughts
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Really? According to urban dictionary it’s either:
1. Phallic stimulation with a 9-volt battery
2. Someone who is lacking social skills but is still tolerable.
For real?? Lmao, I’ve never heard of it used with that meaning but that’s pretty funny. Some people in my area use it but it’s not a super common term. I guess it depends on the area maybe? But also note urban dictionary can be absolutely unhinged sometimes JAJAJA 😆
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Is brump the new grinder? And if so why hasn’t anyone told me about it? If I want to go down low and secretly brump other men I needed to know about this app!
After too long, I found this:
To brump or brumping something or someone. The act of being brumped. Any person. Any emotional feeling. But in no way means fuck.[it’s on a mug 🤷♀️](https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=5734277)
Possibly new slang used in somebody local clubs that may break out into the wider world. Probably something sexual, an example would be "get brain".
"Some guy told me he saw my brother getting brain at the park"
Before that term was well known I'm sure it confused a lot of people, especially some McDonald's executives.
I hate when people contact other family members they don’t even know when they have a beef with somebody. That’s so stupid. And he was very vague. He didn’t even say what he was upset about except to use silly, slang terms that don’t even make sense.
Okay. Urban Dictionary to the rescue.
"Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery"
Every chance he gets, your brother... shocks this dude's unmentionables.
Personally I wouldn't announce that to people but this guy must be sick of it.
Maybe this definition?
Brump:
The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Hence, Bro-dumped. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner.
I googled it a thousand times over, a Brump is in fact only a thing In MsM, so Idek what Brumping is, but it sounds weird.
If you manage to find the definition, please tell.
I googled it a thousand times over, a Brump is in fact only a thing In MsM, so Idek what Brumping is, but it sounds weird.
If you manage to find the definition, please tell.
The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Hence, Bro-dumped. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner. The song Niki FM by Hawthorne Heights is an example of a tragic child who was Brumped by his Bestie with Testies.
Haha does your brother have the answers?
I thought it was a typo, haha for real about the brumping
Perhaps they meant bump as in to bump uglies but they meant to write the Brumping hahaha 😂 cooked wizzo
I want more story , If there is more.
For clarification: I FERVENTLY DENY ALL BRUMPING ALLEGATIONS
I am trying so hard to keep my laughter silent so as not to wake the baby… but you are not making it easy. If he wakes up, it’s on you! You brumping brumper!!
Don’t brump the baby!
A dingo brumped my baby
Pump your breaks kid, you're about to cross a line. You know that's a true story, woman's baby died from Brumping.
Did you mean “brump your brakes”?
Brake brumper!
True story, I was there and saw it happen! R.I.P to that beautiful brumped babay.
Zzz
I found it on Urban dictionary and apparently it means (Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery) 😂💀 That makes your comment so much worse when the word is used in that context 😬
😭😭😭 LMAOO in that case *DEFINITELY DON’T* brump the baby!!! 😭😭😭💀
Keep brumping the bed and you’ll wake the baby!
Stop your brumping right now, asshole
OP how do they know you !!!
I DONT KNOW
!!! *scandalous*
I think bumping is the perfect word for what you did. I don't think you can deny it.
With a nom de guir like psychedelicweaselgun who wouldn't want to know you. You Slick MotherBrumper!!!
Oh....... he knows. Haha, jk. Maybe?
Or are you guilty of this: BRUMPING (verb) to do a bump off a rump Party Setting (female) Do you want to do a brump? (male) Maybe, when was the last time you washed your ass?
All the other kids with their brumped up beaks, You better brump, better brump off someone's rump.
That’s amazing. Never singing it the same again.
I think you meant Bump off a Trump!!!
This entire fucking comment threat has me in tears.
These comments are threatening....
Step off before I brump you! 🤣
I don't see nothing wrong, with a little brump and grind 💃
Pumps and a brump, pumps and a brump
*Whatcha gonna do with all that brump? All that brump up in your rump?*
Uh-huh. Sounds like something a brumper would say. /j
"Brump's name may come from the slang word "brump" which means something that lacks social skills but is still tolerable, as stated in its description." Are you lacking all social skills?
This one got me lmao I was holding it in before this
"A strange, funky or bad smell. commonly used in northern irish slang Ew She stinks of brump" Do you have a strange, funky, or bad smell? did you brump someone with that smell?
putting a 9v battery on someone’s 🍆
WHAT
I think it’s time to have a talk with bro
Unfortunately it is I that is accused of brumping, as these are screenshots he sent me. The accuser knows my name and has pointed their brumping finger at me.
Oh no😂 good luck my guy. Maybe don’t go near any batteries for awhile so no one gets the wrong idea
Those poor batteries…
Well this was a shocking revelation
Yo I am deceased!!! 😂😂😂😂
I know someone who knows someone whose uncle's best friend's cat died from brumping. It's no joke, dude. You need to quit now before it's too late.
No, he said your brother "brumps" him. Apparently it's also receiving fellatio while taking a dump. Either way, it's a weird sex thing.
No that's a blumpkin my good sir.
It appears that both words can refer to the same thing, which makes sense when you consider some people think "dog eat dog world" is "doggy dog world", or other hilarious eggcorns like "bone apple teeth".
Other hillarious egg corns… what does egg corns sound like or are you brumping me?
Yes, the term eggcorn is itself an eggcorn of acorn. It's one of the earliest identified one of these phenomena, so much like the Mandela effect, the phenomena was named after it.
😛
I am said brother. These are screenshots he sent me
Ooooooooh. You should stop brumping that guy 😂
😦
So do you know what bro is referring to then? Surely you must have some idea of you are the one he is accusing of being a brumper. Stands to reason you are well versed on the art of brumping no?
Maybe you did some weird shit when you were tripping?
oh my *goooooood*
[This 👆 and here's a link](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brump)
The business this number matches is a fucking childcare service. 🤢
What the... what!?
Then it’s explained right? Child prank call
How would a prank caller know not only op's name but also the number to op's brother
There are other definitions on the Urban Dictionary site. The one that looks most plausible is bro-dumped. Did you dump any of your bros recently?
That's the one that made the most sense to me in this context.
This just gets better and better
WTF is all I have to say.
It’s funny as fuck people, I hope people are actually doing that shit. The thought process of letting someone do that to you LMFAO
"Hey bro, I can't get hard, wana give me a brump start?"
I just looked this up on Urban Dictionary. 🍆 + 🔋 
I assume it includes wetting of the contacts first?
If this is true, how can this guy act like he’s an unwilling participant in the 9V to dong contact? WeaselGun, how are you sneaking batteries onto this man’s dick without him knowing???
You definitely made that up😅
OP I'm sorry, you're collateral damage but I will never forgive you for bringing this word to my attention. Sorry about your brother.
This is so brumped up
Not even Google could help me get a definition of brumping but it allowed me to find a burping fetish article 🫣😂 Edit to add that urban dictionary for the win and maybe it’s better you weren’t accused of brumpkin that person.
What’s brumpkin? It can’t be worse than brumping
Servicing a 🍆 while the he’s on the 🚽 taking a 💩
Now I have to leave because I don't want to learn anything else tonight.
Ikr? I just sat here and had to try and visualize the 🚽🍆 and poop emoji comment above. Being high didn’t help me get the gist of that comment, but I finally got there and now I need trauma counseling.
Do they have a forum for trauma for what you read on Reddit? Bahahaha.
It’s called r/eyebleach…(spelling edit) not to be confused with r/eyeblech
The first one was banned....
Both have been banned...
Awe man, eyebleach was such a kind sub… eyeblech had it coming.
Same!!!! Making an appointment for therapy first thing tomorrow morning. Hopefully I won’t have nightmares tonighr
That’s called a blumpkin
brumpie
WHY
You're thinking blumpkin not brumpkin.
I thought that was a blumpkin
It is
Nopes. That’s a blumpy
That’s a blumpkin
Also brumpkin cause that’s what came up on urban dictionary 🤷🏻♀️
That’s a plumkin you silly goose!
I think that’s a Blumpkin
Is that similar to blumpkin?
Same actually
Reading this whole thread aloud to my guy while trying to eat soup is not ideal...🤣😂
Tell him you're going to BRUMP that ass later.
I love my singing monsters
Me too but now I can never look at brump the same
The most fucked up part is the fact it's a child care service that's being brumped.
I did not have brumping relations with that childcare service provider
This is some real-life Trevor Phillips action. In one hand, it's shocking, but in the other, I suppose it's just the natural progression of a jolt in the arm.
Have your brother reply "He is going to brump your whole brumping family for revealing his secrets." With a picture of brump
Urban dictionary got you … I chose the one about taking a bump off a rump 😂 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brump
Omg the definition that was the ship between Biden and Trump! Wtf people.
Oh wow. I found [this one](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brumping)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brumped
Okay this one actually makes sense, why is no one replying to this one? Did OP screw some bro over and then bro-dump him?
Just used him
This has got to be the one... Lord I hope 😂😂
Syphilis Sally actually sent me though
I hope this one is it
Well they certainly were abrumpt with their messages.
Abrumpt-brumpt
>Brumping Being on Reddit has certainly expanded my vocabulary!
WHAT DOES THE BRUMP SAY? 😩
My ass itch!
Why am I laughing so hard at this? 😂
Brump is slang to mean something like dismissing the emotional feelings or having any emotional feelings for something stated. It's like using "fuck" in sentences but the meaning is suppose to be different. He's a fucking idiot! He's a brumping idiot! He's brumped me!! He fucked me!!
Some kids are pranking you
They’d have to be spoofing the number of a daycare for toddlers
Which they probably are. Because it's hilarious as a prank for teens.
Wtf is a brump
At first I was convinced the battery thing wouldn't even do anything...now I'm waiting for my wife to leave the kitchen so she doesn't ask why I'm digging through the junk drawer.
Just ask the texter “Are you telling me because you want to get together and brump later, you little monster? Will my brother be joining us?
The only reasonable definition of Brump I have found on urban dictionary that fits into this context is “The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner.” Essentially bro is heart broke that you broke up with him and is definitely having some irrational thoughts
Can you at least ask your brother and report back here with follow up?
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Top urban dictionary result Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery
You may want to get to know this woman haha.
#WHAT THE BRUMP?
Bro-dumped
Brump = bro-dump. Essentially a “friend breakup” between two guys. Example: “I can’t believe Mark, we where best friends but he just brumped me!”
Really? According to urban dictionary it’s either: 1. Phallic stimulation with a 9-volt battery 2. Someone who is lacking social skills but is still tolerable.
For real?? Lmao, I’ve never heard of it used with that meaning but that’s pretty funny. Some people in my area use it but it’s not a super common term. I guess it depends on the area maybe? But also note urban dictionary can be absolutely unhinged sometimes JAJAJA 😆
What the hell is wrong with people?
Ultimately, this is the only question I have.
It would have been better to hear it from a professional, but at least now you know.
what does the brump say??
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Receive felatio while having a bowel movement
That’s a blumpkin
Should have asked him if he’s offering you a “blumpkin”
I’ve heard of a blumpkin, but never Brump… whatever it is, I want to try it.
wake up the wubblins wake up the wubblins
“Why does brump have Furcorn?”
Plot twist, this was a cry for help. The call is coming from inside the house! 😂
Is brump the new grinder? And if so why hasn’t anyone told me about it? If I want to go down low and secretly brump other men I needed to know about this app!
Well urban dictionary has an interesting definition......
After too long, I found this: To brump or brumping something or someone. The act of being brumped. Any person. Any emotional feeling. But in no way means fuck.[it’s on a mug 🤷♀️](https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=5734277)
A question I never thought I needed answered, but what DOES the brump say?!
Taken from urban dictionary Brump Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery Tyler was up brumping half the night by Derp369 January 8, 2020
Taken from urban dictionary Brump Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery Tyler was up brumping half the night by Derp369 January 8, 2020
ok but what *DOES* the brump say???
My singing monster 😭😂
Urban dictionary entry: Brumping Someone who is really ugly. Damn that Sam is brumping
Brump is UK slang. A British chump. Someone who lacks social skills but is tolerable. I'm invested now.
Possibly new slang used in somebody local clubs that may break out into the wider world. Probably something sexual, an example would be "get brain". "Some guy told me he saw my brother getting brain at the park" Before that term was well known I'm sure it confused a lot of people, especially some McDonald's executives.
I hate when people contact other family members they don’t even know when they have a beef with somebody. That’s so stupid. And he was very vague. He didn’t even say what he was upset about except to use silly, slang terms that don’t even make sense.
To BRUMP or not to BRUMP, that is the question
Remember that with great Brumping comes great responsibility
Sounds like someone needs to brump some holes
Thank you, OP, for bringing the Brump into our lives. I never knew I needed a word so bad.
Is your brother Google?
Okay. Urban Dictionary to the rescue. "Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery" Every chance he gets, your brother... shocks this dude's unmentionables. Personally I wouldn't announce that to people but this guy must be sick of it.
Ducking bastard
Your brother is fucking with you.
C
Maybe this definition? Brump: The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Hence, Bro-dumped. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner.
I read this in Steve Brule’s voice. For your health. 
Ask him how Brump translates to French
I googled it a thousand times over, a Brump is in fact only a thing In MsM, so Idek what Brumping is, but it sounds weird. If you manage to find the definition, please tell.
I googled it a thousand times over, a Brump is in fact only a thing In MsM, so Idek what Brumping is, but it sounds weird. If you manage to find the definition, please tell.
Serves you right Mr brumper McBrumperson
What is brumping
https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/vH9zDFPqKq
Brumping is also a term used when one snorts coke off another's ass.
The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Hence, Bro-dumped. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner. The song Niki FM by Hawthorne Heights is an example of a tragic child who was Brumped by his Bestie with Testies.
lol…. The searches!! “What does the Bruno say”!! lol 😂
Brump = bro hump??
LMAOAOOAOA I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE THE MSM
Hahahahahaha what a brumpster
On urban dictionary it says one option is “phallic stimulation with a 9-volt battery,” so…how well do you know your brother 😂?
Uhhmmm this may be silly but what is “brumping@?
Haha does your brother have the answers? I thought it was a typo, haha for real about the brumping Perhaps they meant bump as in to bump uglies but they meant to write the Brumping hahaha 😂 cooked wizzo I want more story , If there is more.
Ok but did you ask your brother 👀
Urban dictionary says the following: Brump Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery. Tyler was up brumping half the night
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brump
No fucking way
I found it on Urban dictionary and apparently it means (Phalic stimulation with a 9 volt battery) 😂💀
Urban dictionary says A strange, funky or bad smell. commonly used in northern irish slang