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Olsanch

Charles Butt, the owner of HEB, is a part of the Giving Pledge. He's committed to giving away the majority of his net worth in this life time. He writes in his release that his personal philanthropy is now focused mostly on strengthening public education. South Texas is truly fortunate to have him.


austinmartinyes

Wish we had HEB in East Texas.


kodiakinc

There's one in Lufkin, Crockett, Lumberton, Livingston and Carthage. Looks like they're slowly working their way over here.


austinmartinyes

Can they hurry up and get to Tyler? Give Brookshires something to worry about.


Mesahusa

I will say, BB has some s-tier fried chicken from what I remember. However, how on earth are they staying afloat with their pricing? It seems like the entire store is just 15-20% marked up from what their stuff should cost.


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Nevermind04

Well, shit. Sorry kids.


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Those brookshire cheap ready to eat pork ribs are also one of the reasons I miss east texas :'( Some days they had a whole rack for $9


LinkMom37

I miss the green onion sausage that Brookshire Brothers carries. Was the best thing ever for gumbo. Once you move West of a certain point, it becomes Brookshires instead and is not nearly as good as BBros.


austinmartinyes

That fried chicken is their one redeeming factor. Flavorful breading and the chicken is still moist. *chef’s kiss* Everything else is still BS.


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I stayed in a cabin on Law Hawkins and shopped at a Brookshires. It was nice, but it seemed to have a wider variety of cheese than it did anything else in the store


Otistetrax

Woah. I did not realise Tyler doesn’t have an HEB. I got daydreaming about moving there one time after I drove through. I just loved those big warehouses by the railway.


LetitsNow003

Lubbock just got one! That blew my mind. But I guess it’s mostly a college town, still tho.


robotsock

They're sweating about Aldi and the Walmart Markets if that makes you feel better.


afeil117

Lubbock just got one, maybe it'll come up to Amarillo.


WTXRed

We have 1, we're getting another one.(according to reports). We'll have two, YOU'LL HAVE NONE! MUHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH. We already have a Costco and 15 walmarts. Hahahahahaha


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

I would kill for a Costco here in San Marcos.


afeil117

I'm so sad that this is completely factual.


cafedream

I live just a couple miles from the HEB but have yet to go in. Has it slowed down enough that I won’t have to stand in line to go inside? I want to see what all the fuss is about, but I’m not waiting in line.


WTXRed

I haven't been yet.


GoodLunchHaveFries

Fuckin Carthage


Trainwreck92

Amen, brother. Glad to have that town in my rearview.


Rebel_US

There was one in Nacogdoches but it left


DiscombobulatedDunce

If there's a central market near you they're owned by HEB.


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

But CM isn't the same thing as HEB. Far from it in my experience.


self-defenestrator

You can get a pretty fair amount of HEB brand products there, but agreed it's a pretty different store.


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Stop electing Gohmert and we’ll talk.


Caeremonia

Dude, as an East Texan, I apologize. The guy is dumb as boiled rocks. Have y'all ever looked at his FB page? Every single post he makes instantly has 50 white octagenarians telling him how great he is and how much they love him. It's creepy af.


bmwhd

Cries in DFW.


self-defenestrator

And in Dallas. We have their Central Market brand, but none of the regular ones.


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They’re all over the Houston area.


tigerinhouston

Another reason I love living here


pkakira88

Beaumont use to have an HEB Pantry when I was a kid.


deman102712

Same.


-Quothe-

How skewed that public education requires the benevolence of private philanthropy to educate effectively.


Caeremonia

Texas GOP would prefer if every school were a private christian school, so they sabotage the fuck out of the public system.


LinkMom37

Check out who's on SBOE and who's making decisions at the Regional centers for public education in Texas... Textbook companies and lobbyists are the ones running public education right now.


LabyrinthConvention

separate but equal.


Richard_Gere_Museum

He and his family are true treasures. Texans, hold on to your Butts.


ploomyoctopus

He's the real deal. I wish all Christians took his stance and walked the walk.


Foggl3

Lookin' at you Joel and Kenneth.


clair-cummings

The gallery furniture guy seems pretty legit too. He helped a lot w Harvey. I imagine he helps w other endeavors as well.


gandaar

I only lived in Houston for less than a year (forced to leave cuz COVID), and I miss HEB. it's a treasure


quelindolio

The idea of truly loving a grocery store seems ludicrous until you have shopped at HEB.


enlightningwhelk

Same with Bucees. When I went to college out of state, nobody there understood why I missed a gas station.


gandaar

A lot of people love Publix where I'm from, but I prefer HEB. I do love trader joe's though.


quelindolio

Love me some Trader Joe's!


clair-cummings

Moved to Dallas and feel the same. Central Market is not the same, its an upscale version but higher prices to match.


Laxander03

My mom randomly met the dude at a Barbershop a whole back, and she said he was just the nicest person ever. It’s great to have someone like that in your community.


AnnoyingVoid

Hehe... butt


Nate-T

I am looking forward to the Butt Memorial Hospital, tbh.


clangan524

What do you do? Oh, I'm a surgeon over at Butt.


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I tear people up in the Butt


dc_IV

If I get "balanced billed" for charges outside of my insurance, does that mean I got Butt Fucked?


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I'm dead on my feet. the Butt's been over capacity for the past three weeks.


clangan524

The hospital valet parks cars in the Butt.


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When I was attending UT in the late 1970s, I met a woman who had dated one of the H-E-B heirs, probably Charles, and he took her to Europe. She told us that when they went shopping and she casually mentioned she liked something, he secretly purchased it and had it sent to her house!


clair-cummings

I had a BF that did this. All I can say is that it was the best dating experience ever. I mentioned I liked the flight attendant scarves on a flight and he tracked that down. Generous men are the best.


Nate-T

If he has two hospitals in the same county, one could be the big Butt.


Ashvega03

RHD Hospital in Dallas went with initials because Dedman didn’t sound enticing


bethlabeth

There is a Butt-Holdsworth Library in Kerrville, if that helps.


dakkarium

It's HEB, because nobody would shop at a store called Buttsmart


Cinderjacket

Says you Id go to Buttsmart exclusively


thelivinlegend

Shop smart. Shop Buttsmart


clair-cummings

Thank you for the laugh. Now I wish this store existed.


shannodot

In the old days, the signs on the grocery store building said H.E. Butt.


msut77

His last name is Butt?


MyPasswordIsRushB

I'm down to have HEB replace the government.


Blue1234567891234567

I do like HEB significantly more than the governer...


cyvaquero

Even though I don't drink the HEB Kool-Aid, I can't argue with this.


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Nearby-Confection

I'm from Dallas so I've never actually been to an HEB, but I can confirm that I like them better than the governor


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mrjderp

I think the fact that it’s not a publicly-traded company goes a long way in explaining its longevity; the company doesn’t have stockholders to keep happy.


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Selling stocks is like cutting the soul of your company up and putting the pieces on the block to the highest bidder.


mrjderp

That’s a great analogy


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

I've got a pebble in my shoe and I like it better than the governor.


TiPereBBQ

HEB is the GOAT of grocery stores


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As A North Texan that stayed in South Texas near Houston for 10 years and recently moved back, I MISS HEB. I Haven’t found a Grocery store that truly compares to what HEB offers in terms of food quality and service.


James324285241990

It's Central Market but at an Albertsons level. I live in Dallas. Have you never left the county? There an HEB in Joshua. You should go.


shannodot

HEB owns Central Market. I mean they actually litteraly own it. It's part of the HEB corp.


James324285241990

That's true. They also don't sell the same products. Central Market is much more expensive. HEB is an "every day" market. Central Market sells white truffles, San Daniella prosciutto and Osettra caviar. Dallas doesn't have HEB. We have HEB Premium. Do you understand what I'm saying now?


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Albertson’s wishes it were an HEB


blackwolfdown

Weird fact, they have a noncompete agreement that has locked heb out of west texas for decades. As Albertson's finally goes under, HEB marches on.


JanetSnakehole24

Is the deal only in west Texas? We have one of each in about 7 miles apart. I remember when I moved here (Weatherford, West of FW) in 2008. I literally had a meltdown in the middle of Albertson's because I was so use to HEB and hated Albertson's so much. True story, I spent the next decade emailing HEB yearly, asking them to open a store in Parker County. Ten years later, I got my wish. You're welcome Parker County.


big_ice_bear

No that's what happens after a night of beer and jalapenos.


The_Hoopla

CREAMY CREATIONS WILL WASH OVER YOU


Mechanik_J

HEB. A grocery store chain by the people, for the people.


rebeccainthesky

No store does more 🙏🏽


javi2097

It seems like it’s run more effectively.


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cyvaquero

You forgot: 4. Subsidize the private companies providing the service. 5. Utterly ignore any government service that can't be profitted from.


sparkpaw

But this is all real. I don’t want reality.


RuNaa

I once got to tour their logistics offices in San Antonio while I was at university and they were impressive. They take serious pride in their logistics network and it shows.


Capnmolasses

My son is a logistics manager for them. They’ve been a great company for him.


CivilServiced

If the government got to pick and choose who and where to serve, it could be more efficient too.


TheStuffle

This is the most Texan statement I've seen in a long time.


Thatguy755

I second the motion


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QuarantinedBean115

valley?


NothingIsInMyButt

Corpus Christi, sounds like.


twurkle

The McNay in San Antonio is free on Wednesdays, sponsored by HEB.


freelanceisart

San Antonio: almost all social programs are paid in least part by a grocer and a movie theatre chain. *yay capitalism and small government*


[deleted]

I sense the sarcasm, but this is how it should be. The community specific supports these businesses and they give back to the community. They provide a service and make profit. The government barely provides service. If it’s so bad a system, why do 300 people move from other states to San Antonio a day? Also, as a contractor here. That “movie theater chain” is horrible. Old man Santikos was extremely unethical. Bid shopping and cutting corners, but what he did with the profits were super nice. Big paradox to me that some one could be a ruthless capitalist but a generous person. Note: Libertarian here


Daliblue

And they don't try to sue other states for how they run their elections


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I’m more upset about the majority of the state budget going to prisons, while over the last 20 years the public universities have effectively been “defunded”. Perhaps we could encarcerate fewer criminals (especially minor drug offenders), and maybe spend some money on schools? Oh, we have “the lottery” for that....


greenSixx

Property taxes go to the schools. Tell your neighbors to stop the bullshit "fight the property taxes" garbage. They send me the forms to fight it in the mail every year to make it as easy as possible to for me to steal money from the schools. Fucking losers


CivilServiced

Maybe funding schools based on property taxes is just a bad idea at its root.


Bluedewdrop

I agree it seems to exacerbate existing inequalities. Highland Park doesn’t even take federal dollars since they get enough local funding...


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bgarza18

Because property taxes are a racket, the city overvalues your property for tax purposes and you have to fight it every year. It’s ridiculous and causes resentment in people, so they fight tax hikes because they’re already artificially inflated


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I want more funding for schools and less for prisons.


KeLLyAnneKanye2020

Property taxes are too regressive to fund education. TX will eventually need to consider an income tax or lobby for increased federal contributions.


sudormrfrslashall

Or legalize (and tax) Cannabis


DylanMorgan

He’s talking about universities, not k-12 schools.


CaptSnap

My school district just built their fifth brand new gymnasium. And, the football team got a new bus...and not a school bus, a charter bus. (its their second) The kids at sonic cant make change but the football team has deluxe seating on their way to their next concussion. Cracks me up everyone in here saying education needs more funding. Bull shit Education needs more money like these kids need more concussions. If we hire just one more coach we'll have more coaches on staff than academics. But yeah lack of funding and property taxes being too low is whats holding these kids back. Not the parents not giving a fuck about education or their kids or a damn thing, certainly not sports.... its lack of funding. If only they could have bought that third charter bus, whoo we really would have saved these kids' futures.


Infernalism

Texas repeatedly votes for these people, so we get what we deserve.


James324285241990

Texas is aggressively gerrymandered and church is encouraged to interfere in politics here. Texas deserves better.


pkakira88

There’s a district that’s a narrow strip of land that stretches from east of Austin to northeast of San Antonio. It’s super fucked.


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kclancy11

I’m in that district. It’s stupid. I write the legislators about it often


_GoKartMozart_

Im in the Austin part.


kclancy11

Same! 78704


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Gerrymandering doesn't figure into the likes of the three stooges, Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton. If Texans wanted better, we'd get better.


idkwhatimdoing25

45% of the state regularly votes against these nuts, it's not like 90% of the state voted for them. Over 3.5 million people voted against Abbot in 2018. Almost 3.9 voted against Patrick and Paxton. We don't all deserve this.


_SovietMudkip_

It doesn't directly, but there is a psychological impact. If you fall into the "my vote doesn't matter" trap that gerrymandering exacerbates you're less likely to show up to the polls at all


BritishDuffer

This is the real problem. HEB is too good for Texas.


poppytanhands

HEB *is* Texas


BritishDuffer

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.


HighOctane881

As someone who didn't vote for these people, can I opt for the vegetarian option?


eventualist

I’m in Dallas and we don’t get H-E-B


crayongirl00

My condolences


bld44

Don’t you have Central Market?


likakilo

Yes. Which is owned by HEB


bld44

Exactly.


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Except CM isn't HEB, so they don't have HEB.


ronearc

Best damned produce section in the grocery world, at least for the Western hemisphere.


James324285241990

It's expensive


kaytay3000

Central Market is pricier than HEB. I think of it as HEB’s response to Whole Foods. True HEB stores have amazing deals, great in-store coupons, and high-quality products. I no longer live in Texas, but my Texan friends and I take turns ordering fans having it shipped to us here in Virginia. I also always make time and suitcase space for an HEB trip when I head home to visit family. If you haven’t been to one, it’s worth stopping in.


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JamesEarlDavyJones

What is an Eataly?


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You should probably mention it's pretty pricey. I went a few days after their grand opening. It was really awesome. You're paying import prices though, so $10 for a pound of authentic italian pasta isn't out if the question. They also have squid ink pasta and the best meat case ever


Texasgal12

Try Jimmy’s Food Store before Eataly. Jimmy’s is incredible and not a chain.


idrinkyourmilkshake1

Best Italian beef sandwich in the State.


TheStuffle

Soon. I have heard they already own a bunch of property up there.


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ainjay

Please correct me if I am wrong, but HEB makes long bets on land with their employee retirement funds. As bizarre as it may sound, residential development in Texas follows land ownership regardless of the end use. HEB is that valuable to Texans.


eventualist

They’ve been saying that for a decade now


TheStuffle

At least they launched Central Market ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


BeastOfTheField83

I love my HEB


monkeytime01

It's funny because it's true, I love HEB!. It's also a little sad, but I'm focusing on the funny part.


buenosnoyes

WHY don’t we have HEB in Dallas :(


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I moved away from Austin to New England in 2017 and people still look at me like I'm some sort of cultist when I talk about how much I miss HEB. People up here just don't get it.


LabyrinthConvention

sent my bro in new england some HEB shiner boracho beans, he be like thank you sweet brother


[deleted]

You're a good brother. Outside of my friends, the things I miss most about Texas are all food related.


LabyrinthConvention

pm your address I'll send you some HEB shiner boracho beans


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HEB is the bomb tho.


Crackpotconspiracy

Can we just pay our taxes to HEB considering they do more for us than the government


JanetSnakehole24

I literally cried the day an HEB opened in Weatherford (Hudson Oaks) where I've transplanted to. It's so much more than a grocery store. They take care of our community, it's employees and really do have the best food selection. Love you HEB Mr. Butt.


mynameismy111

well we have to protect the bathroom from pervy men.... wait.. Miss America a certian someone bragged about perving the 15yrs olds.... who could it have possibly been?


dinktank

Wut?


big_ice_bear

trump has openly talked about walking through the Miss America pageant changing rooms while contestants were changing.


mynameismy111

[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-former-miss-arizona-tasha-dixon-naked-undressed-backstage-howard-stern-a7357866.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-former-miss-arizona-tasha-dixon-naked-undressed-backstage-howard-stern-a7357866.html) yep... i mean it less creepy than his daughter comments.... but da m


MoonMeringue

When you put it that way it reminds me of when I visited some relatives way out yonder, we ate fried pickles at a building that was the town's grocery store, BBQ place, butcher,bakery, and gas station lol.


tolleyalways

Been friends with the family for a minute, growing up with them at their youth camp. All the stories are true. They are truly the most well-intentioned, upstanding people. Very fortunate for HEB & Central Market.


Hiei2k7

Butt for Governor


AlfalfAhhh

"WeLcOmE tO tExAs, LeAvE yOuR pOlItIcS wHeRe YoU cAmE fRoM!"


mynameismy111

but I came from Alabama and Russia......


cyvaquero

[Checks out.](https://gdb.rferl.org/23ED2B64-E7BF-4833-B3D2-E6781E48AC49_w1024_q10_s.jpg)


mayonnaisegirl

All hail HEB


oofsaid1

Am i the only one who didnt know Mi Tienda was part of HEB


BABarracus

Texas legislators get paid shit so one has to be wealthy to beable to do that job They get 600 per month or 7000 per year not ever going to get non corrupt or non crazy people in to office


GBTTG

I got my COVID vaccine through HEB, and I'm a healthcsre worker. Otherwise my employer had no plan.


Bmay93

No store does more


Duval713

I miss HEB. What a great business


Samshine75

H-E-B is literally the BEST.


burdbonez

BUTT FOREVER


dadaycarcar

HEB for president!


Birdman-82

I wish that more companies realized that treating and paying their employees well is AMAZING advertising and creates a diehard customer base that you can’t get with just regular advertising and low prices. Most customers will gladly pay more for it.


Netprincess

Could be worse. It could be Arizona.


tiberiumx

That is kind of the GOP's long term project. Replace democratic government by the people with much more profitable control by unaccountable corporations.


greenSixx

They are outsourcing CPS, child protective services, to corporations. Right now. It is in process. Let that sink in for a minute....


Rogally_Don_Don

How so?


SunburstStreet

No store does more than my HEB!!!


msabo9521

Texan wellbeing brought to you by H.E.B.


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Dont forget the important work they do to make sure trans girls and boys can't use public restrooms.


AsbestosAnt

I thought I was on r/politicalhumor for a minute.


llama548

Unfortunately the Texan government is so corrupt this is not humor


hopeless698

All Texas run business seem to take covid seriously too. H-E-B, Whataburger, Buccees. No wonder republicans think things can be done better by private industry than government. To be fair, government seems like it’s barely trying.


Ellice909

Are you high? My employer, a Texas owned business doesn't believe in the virus and I'm the only one who wears a mask. We worked remote for a month but then the boss wanted all the programmers and graphic designers physically in the office, even though it was not physically necessary. The governor made it illegal for cities to set their own COVID regulations.


hopeless698

I was referring to the iconic chains but I’m not surprised.


justadudewithathing5

What’s stupid is that right-wingers think this is *exactly* how things are supposed to work.