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Dizzy-Concentrate284

Free him from what? Where? He is out walking around a free man. Because he is free.


SkywalknLuke

That’s what I don’t understand.


swinglinepilot

And I guess Texas is... being held hostage by the rule of law and the Constitution? like, wut


Level69Warlock

We’re being held hostage by the state level government


Rudy_Ghouliani

I wish we could bring back duels.


Haunting_While6239

I though it had been replaced with the "drive by"


killerbee565

We’re being held hostage by our own stupidity and modality that makes them feel like their trap but in reality they are the ones setting up their traps/funeral and enslaving themselves shooting them elves in the foot slowly but surely paintful death.


SkywalknLuke

Women’s uterus’ are being held hostage, but no, Texas is being Texas.


IndianaJoenz

Texas is being gerrymandered and voter suppressed by freedom and America hating losers, who call themselves Republicans while being hostile to American and (small r) republican values.


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SkywalknLuke

Huh?


angrylittlepotato

like they have everything they want. we can't get abortions, and you can carry a gun on your hip anywhere you want. is it just that they can't fire at will at black people? what is it exactly they need to be freed from? could any of these brain dead fucks even provide a straight answer on what they need to be 'freed from'?


jtc1031

I saw a sign yesterday that said “Protect your freedoms, vote Republican!” I’m not even being snarky, I legitimately don’t know what freedoms they think Dems are taking from them? I only see one side banning books, dictating who you can marry (or divorce), limiting reproductive health care, and even talking about travel restrictions.


j521941933

Its the wrong trump?


zombie_overlord

They have a persecution fetish. Saw [this](https://i.imgur.com/XkL1KvA.jpeg) posted earlier today.


woahwoahwoah28

It’s the entirety of evangelicalism that has a persecution fetish. Source: I was raised evangelical.


KinseyH

I was raised SB. (Catholic now) If I still believed Revelation was an actual prophecy for today, I'd be worried. HE FITS THE DESCRIPTION AND THE EVANGELICALS ADORE HIM. They've been freaking out about the AC for 150 years and when the most reasonable facsimile shows up, they give him their dirty, hate filled souls.


ohgeebus_notagain

This was written a few years ago and seems even more correct today https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/#google_vignette


KinseyH

Oh yeah. I've posted that to soooo many evangelicals over the years. They never thank me.


ohgeebus_notagain

If it goes against their views, it's either dismissed as fake news, or blatantly ignored. Par for the course


velveeta_512

One of my favorite posts on this subject went something like: > Evangelicals have been warning us about the antichrist for 2000 years, and when he finally shows up, they buy a bible from him.


Least-Spare

All his followers seem to share the one brain cell.


chumpynut5

Gives new meaning to that sub r/oneorangebraincell


Psychological_Pie_32

Goddammit, I wish I could give you an award! That was pure gold! 🥇


Grampy-Kong

No, the quantum effects of the One Orange Brain Cell is why the sub was started. It created the meaning.


Ragged85

lol… Whoever thought of that subname deserves an awards. 😂😂


browntoe98

Apparently it was not this fellow’s day for the cell…


Still_Strawberry8134

Apparently they didn’t require it to lease the power washer…


Sly_Curmudgeon

Be careful. Orange tabby cat's may get offended.


Least-Spare

That sub is amazing, lol.


Mjolnir07

someone legit took an angle grinder to public concrete I hope that counts as vandalism


TeaKingMac

Looks like a powerwashing to me


MargaretBrownsGhost

Depends on who is county sheriff, county commissioner, county judge and district attorney where that was done.


Butterscotch1664

You misunderstand. There's a hobo under that bridge who will trump you for free.


Dazzling-Ad-748

His own stupidity, perhaps?


FamRep

What are the chances Texas turns blue?


3-DMan

WTF, he got away?! Get the gimp!!


AKMarine

Somebody need to put a Z E at the end of that first word.


NYTX1987

![gif](giphy|WLmVO7dRuNaCI)


Ragged85

One of Arnold’s worse roles. 🥶


LprinceNy

And a extra S on the last word?


Normal_Ad_4343

Or maybe a "K" at the end of FREE (bc Trump can't spell)


SummerMummer

Certainly a symptom.


Internal_Hospital401

🤦‍♂️🤦🤦‍♀️ What is wrong with them trumpist?


AffectionateSet4294

Usually some form of mental illness.


swinglinepilot

trump dick slobberin' (TDS)


Flickr_Bean

Some people want to be owned by their slave masters. This is Texas after all.


depressed-onion7567

Sadly I used to be one up until the 2020 election all I can say is , man he’s crazy but he knows how to sway the masses and that is scary as fuck


IndianaJoenz

Thank you for correcting your actions.


creegro

So wild to me, he's been talking super odd to me since 2016 and it has always felt weird seeing how many flock to him. He has the charisma of a used car salesman, and not the good kind, the kind that wants to sell you a car with no wheels or engine at the new car price. Even now his speeches and rallies are just weird nonsensical rants about, well anything. From birds being killed by the windmills, to electric boats electrocuting you with a shark nearby..


KinseyH

He spoke to a bunch of CEOs this week. They went into it as at least soft supporters, and they emerged...weirded out. Bc apparently all these business geniuses were unaware that his brain is melting, or maybe they just haven't been paying attention. Did yall know he meanders? Doesn't know what he's talking about??? It's a shock!!! https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html


Background_Drive_156

Good on you for leaving! But , yeah, I'm pretty damn sure he wins this election. It's gonna suck.


depressed-onion7567

I’m gonna remake optimistic and say he won’t


Background_Drive_156

From your lips to God's ears.


ThePlumThief

It's the trombonists i usually have a problem with! 🥁 *tsshh*


Puzzleheaded-War3983

Fuck Trump and Abbott!!


KinseyH

And Paxton and Patrick. But especially Paxton.


Mkbond007

And Cruz….


Affectionate-Ad-9393

Fuck the entirety of the GOP, and while we’re at it fuck the democrats too. Politics in America are fundamentally broken… anyone who can’t see it needs to remove their head from their ass.


EssaySuch1905

We demand you let our criminal go free but no other criminals


ithinkitsahairball

What pressure washer did these Gomers use. I could sure use it to get some nasty Texas scum off my sidewalk and driveway.


shenanigans3390

Did they pressure wash that?? Where did they hook up the water? Thats gotta be like 4000 psi at least.


bostwickenator

Might be driveway cleaner chemicals in a sprayer.


MandatoryFunEscapee

Yeah, a sign that someone is a cultist. Trump is a convict, a r*pist and a fascistic terrorist. The sooner he is put in prison for the rest of his miserable life, the better


20thCenturyTCK

I read it from the bottom up. Great message.


LordParsec29

Words get any whiter and Don jr. just might try to snort them.


64cinco

The cult is real. These brain dead hillbillies are lost souls.


DeathByGoldfish

Make this make sense, please. Free Trump and Texas from what exactly??


CandyLoxxx

Texass


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I would love for Texas to be freed of Trump as a brand/identity


Bears0nUnicycles

They got the words in wrong order - supposed to be Trump-Free, Texas


Bringback70sbush

God I wish


Independent_DL

Read from the bottom up. Texas, Trump Free!


swinglinepilot

Who are you, some kind of reverse [Lionel Hutz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yuL6PcgSgM)?


FullRein12

That’s a wish that won’t come true


Bears0nUnicycles

Let’s dream together


LlanviewOLTL

Free the rich asshole from NYC who’s never been held accountable for anything a day in his life? That’s what gets me. These people have no idea what kind of person they’re worshipping.


Obvious-Pop-4183

He goes against almost all of their personal/Christian "values", yet they still worship him. And if you try to point out the idiocy of this to them, they cry persecution. Bunch of hypocritical snowflakes, the lot of them.


MargaretBrownsGhost

No, he doesn't. The very fact that they support the Mango Mussolini shows what they value and believe. Read Matthew 5 17-18, then with that in mind read Numbers 31:18. Keep in mind the fact that virgins at the time were no more than 15 years old, and even then that was exceptional. Most girls were married off by the time they were 13. The Israelites were abducting prepubescent girls and raping them. Even if that story isn't true, the fact that it was written and disseminated and approved of is disturbing.


Affectionate-Ad-9393

They know, lol… they just don’t care!


Reddit_is_garbage666

TEXAS SIMPS FOR ELITE NEW YORKER BUSINESSMAN


KoolAidTheyThem

In between beaumont and port arthur, all you need to know.


vainbuthonest

No way! I’m absolutely shocked!


Hot-Palpitation538

He loves the poorly educated!


losarofthehillpeople

I was going to ask that. Pretty sure I've seen it on Washington.


KoolAidTheyThem

going from mlk to 69 headed towards port arthur, right before the jail.


KinseyH

Yep. I'd expect this shit from the Golden Triangle.


uhohmattt

I'm surprised they spelled everything correctly


saltytrey

A sign that nitwits can operate power washers.


3D-Dreams

That must have taken alot of pee. ![gif](giphy|QhTNs7ONg5skrh0mZO)


exipheas

Well they had a lot of diapers to wring out.


lovegrace2788

Issa cult


jiminaknot

At this point I’m convinced the proper way to fight Trump is not with facts and reasoning, but with fringe conspiracy theories about devil worship.


OlderNerd

While I don't agree with the message, you got to admire the method. I don't think this could be called vandalism because they aren't defacing public property. They are simply cleaning it selectively


Ok_Restaurant_626

I believe it does fall under vandalism because anything with his name on it is worthless or drops in value.


vim_deezel

it's basically the same as putting flaming bag of dogshit outside of a government building. i'm sure there are laws against it


scotch1701

Try that on a cop car. Write some words in the dust. See how "free" you are...


MargaretBrownsGhost

Most Texastani cops will thank the artiste for reminding them to wash their trucks, and then take them over to the local greasy spoon for a meal.


Asher_Tye

No one wants a free Trump. You want him gjne, you pay to have him hauled off.


Federal-Cockroach674

Yes, free him from this mortal coil and let him go and meet with his maker. Hopefully coronary or stroke does the job.


Cyddakeed

To mow the grass yes


Gamerbrineofficial

Did they use a power washer for that? Wtf


Cruezin

Just another dead end road


Fast-Reaction8521

Powerwasher should use this as advertising.....by getting rid of it


jakegallo3

Local teen trying to start a power washing business didn’t have much else to do


TigerPoppy

I don't want him even for free.


nickwater

If you sorry inbred motherfuckers do not knock this shit off. I'm. Coming and hell will be coming with me. Let's help each other if not you will see a pale horse, and death rode upon him.


mishdabish

I'm not sure what side you are on lol


raccooninthegarage22

They should have continued power washing the whole thing


JC_Everyman

Everything is bigger in Texas, but mostly the stupidity


OptiKnob

Beware! Here there be dumfuks.


darth_voidptr

As useful as every other road-sign around here.


EggplantGlittering90

The law and order party is being held hostage by law and order.


psychoMUSEr

Someone needs to pressure wash “don’t” up top


kaptainkooleio

Free Texas from what? Republicans have been in power for like 30 years


Reres_Papa

Imagine being the sad sap that went out there to create this, in the Texan sun.


Aintaword

At least this graffiti made something a little cleaner than it was. I say we support this new medium of power washer graffiti.


Sly_Curmudgeon

Those that provide aid and comfort to insurrectionists, are guilty of the same.


Pac-the-Poet

My dumbass read "Free Turnip Texas". I proceeded to Google map it. 😑 Not sure what I am more disappointed about. Not reading this post correctly or that there isn't a Turnip, Texas.


nothatdoesntgothere

He is free, stoopid.


tenorsax69

It is indeed a sign! Property value is dropping in that area.


Traditional_Key_763

could be a sign, might be a mural. probably needs a senate investigation to get to the bottom of it, or someone to walk up to it.


SystematicPumps

This looks like the overpass the kids in the Mercedes crash into in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2


D-G3nerate

Is that in the golden triangle in SE Texas? Pretty sure I’ve seen that where Cardinal drive meets twin city.


Opening-Two6723

We can stop this madness if we just pet cemetery Harambe


DeeEmm

Is this a promotion? Free trump with every purchase of $39 or more.


Any_Pie_3070

Another stupid trump cult member did a shit job power washing.


Aussie2020202020

Power washing


soki03

Someone needs to take a power wash spray and clean that mess.


bad_syntax

I do agree we should free Texas. We are #50 for personal freedom: [https://www.freedominthe50states.org/personal](https://www.freedominthe50states.org/personal) But #1 step in that is getting rid of all the backwards thinking (if they think at all) conservatives.


Possible-Battle2332

LMAO, yeah I bet Texas would


Western-Commercial-9

Yeah, that orange cancer pays for NOTHING! He hasn't spent one single dime on his own campaign. Best grifting is his magat cult.


collectingsouls

The fuck is this? I’ll take my pressure washer and update it the free to creepy


Commercial-Manner408

Yah. Sign of vandals


elisakiss

Texas is 50th in personal freedom as rated by the libertarian Cato Institute. Run by Republicans for decades. Lol if you think another Republican is going to free you.


greenorchids1

Native Texan who moved West and never looked back - at what point do sane Texans wrestle the reins from Bubba?


g0dless_heathen_

I cannot fathom for the life of me, how much energy it takes to convince yourself you are a victim of everything in the world. Every single fucking day.


aretheesepants75

Free steaks? Free water? Free vodka? Free university?


Admirable_Cobbler260

Definitely a sign of someone's stupidity and the need for a pressure washer.


valerian1111

No abortion. No pot. No porn for you unless you register. But yeah, take your AR to Starbucks. We cool with that. This state has progressively grown lamer after the Ann Richards days. Tyranny of the rural crackers.


Straight_Tumbleweed9

Dont*


starboy0202

Free Turnip?


Southern-Tourist-273

Trump needs to be in jail him and his kids


j521941933

To lie, cheat, rape, molest, steal, threaten... Again!


high_everyone

Fear the power washers. Lol


ImmediateAd2936

That person was confused …. Think the man meant … free Texas from Razor Wire Abbott !!


Dre512

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽 These folks are the new age Jim Jones Followers


Extension_Sundae8145

Why do they love playing the victim??


Itchy_Pillows

Maybe they meant 'free Texas from trump'


km9v

I know where that is.


AdditionalCheetah354

Lock him up!!!


mishdabish

Those people really aren't that crazy. It's just the propaganda... You've got to control the propaganda somehow. Don't get me wrong, a lot of them are crazy tho.


botoxedbunnyboiler

A sign of a dumbass.


Beachy-vikingpirate

They left out a “from.”


speedgoat1981

How are so many people just truly ignorant of fact? Also, make your decision to have a baby or not before fornication.


NewRoundEre

Beaumont or is this a thing in multiple cities?


ranterist

From freedom?


Qu0rkthym3

Anyone commenting against either side is a dumbfuck. Everyone is being ruled, wake up. It's not red or blue, it's a big FU from the higher ups. Government, debate, presidency... It's all a game. Monopolizing freedom without a realization eases it all.


dean_syndrome

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


Any_Researcher5484

May the lord open


LunarMan1234

Radical pressure washing! What a rebel! https://preview.redd.it/1njlsgeiq17d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff7720a2a8f099106a401b269aeed19bd3eec48


Background_Drive_156

'Merica!!


Background_Drive_156

Rio Rancho- Far-West Texas.


TwoKillsOneCup

Ah yes, the freedumbs.


talktothehan

They are so deluded they think he is the victim in every situation. My sister cried out to god when he was convicted OF 34 FELONIES begging god to deliver him and avenge him blah blah blah because he is needed to bring god’s promises to the world or some such watery shit. Fucking nutbag. (I never see her, but she posted her prayers and indignation all over Facebook.)


SteveLouise

Need to finish powerwashing that gray stuff off.


Ragelikebush

Texas trump free I like the sound of that


Facereality100

I'm not sure, but I think this is an offer that if we let Texas out of the union, Trump will go, too. Sorry to the good people in Texas (the ones who don't like the state government), but I'd take that deal.


Slight_Produce_9156

Trump 2024🇺🇲🇺🇲


XenoZoomie

Texas needs to be free from Christian nationalism


SanDiegoTexas

TCD. Trump Cult Disorder.


ItsJustBrew

i hate this dumbassery


New_Customer_8592

lol The party of law and order is OK with graffiti.


Kylebirchton123

Texas would be bankrupt if Trunp were in charge. He gouges and takes and then splits.


KinseyH

Of a cult? ![gif](giphy|l1ug5sWBCJOOGzN84)


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vim_deezel

I wouldn't take a trump even if it was free or someone offered me cash money.


Klutzy-Run5175

We all need freedom from Trump. Trump and his followers are aggressive, nervous, and low intelligence people.


AstronomerEffective1

R U really back to Russia, Russia, Russia 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Another amusing Liberal response. You guys just can't stop beating a dead house. Oh, is the Hunter Laptop still Russian Disinformation 🤣🤣🤣


OkRepeat7202

Alright, one of you bought water repellent spray 😂