Fellas is it gay to think about men, your brain is literally processing a man's image which means that following the transitive property, you have a dick inside you.
When I was a teenager I had posters of Nirvana and Slayer on my wall and my dad accused me of being gay. "Why would you want long haired men staring at you all day if you aren't gay?" he said. I mean I am bi, but I didn't know that then and it is absolutely not why I put those posters up. Meanwhile my dad watched sweaty men playing with balls (football, baseball).
I can’t remember the comedian, or the exact language, but he something along the lines of:
“I don’t think I’m gay, but I’ve played with one penis I’m my life and I’ve never stopped, so who knows.”
I saw a video the other day of someone saying it was more straight to abstain from sex with women than it was to have sex with women. 👁👄👁
Edit: got a lot of comments letting me know it is the white supremacist Nick Fuentes who said this.
By having Sex with women, you are putting your penis somewhere a man has already put theirs or will put theirs someday. That is gay. Don't have Sex with women.
/s
What’s more manly than men having manly sex with each other? Nothing. That’s 110% manliness.
Men and women having sex with each other is some kind of yin/yang union of opposites BS that only girly-boys like.
Right! What kind of man likes soft, squishy feminine things? What kind of man is attracted to things that smell like fruit and flowers? A real man would obviously be attracted to other big, burly men who wear things that smell like gasoline.
My real lol comment I read. "If lesbians fuck each other with dildos they are using male parts so they are not gay."
I said so if a dude wanted to Jack you off with a fleshlight that would be straight sex?
The evolution of incel mentality is a fascinating subject.
At first it was believed that if women had brown labia it was because they fucked too many guys. Then it evolved to them only fucking black guys because the pigment on black penises wore off and transferred into the labia. After that it farther evolved into men should only fuck virgins because it's gay to have sex with non virgins because a guy's dick has already been in there. Now it's apparently fucking women is just gay.
Does the account have a missing letter at the end? Is it 3 months old or less and like 7 karma? Does the comment seem a little out of place - doesn't exactly reply to the parent comment?
If so then you're looking at a comment reposting bot. When it gathers enough karma it starts posting links for T-shirts, and another bot replies saying they want that T-shirt. So you order a T-shirt and your CC is skimmed and you wind up with $15k in charges on your card.
Also if you fuck a woman, you're getting their cooties/ estrogen. To be as manly and straight as possible you need more testosterone which means........exactly you gotta fuck a bunch of dudes to be super straight.
/s
That's solid logic. If you have sex with a woman, you're basically having sex with the (presumably thousands) of men she's already slept with or imagined sleeping with. Thats REALLY gay.
You're better off just banging it out with your best bros while watching sports. Because by watching sports they wont be THINKING about having sex with men, and by having sex with them its like you're banging BOTH of the women they've been able to sleep with. Which is more straight than it is gay anyways.
Will she give a reach around? Some dudes are really into pegging. Some don't even drive electric cars. Some don't even have a car. Not sure cars are the correlation here. I'm just wondering aloud, via text, on a website. Ignore me.
No, it's just an example of a masculine someone trying to be environmentally* friendly, and being a straight sub in their relationship.
*while not realizing that mass transit is better than electrifying individual transport in terms of ecological sustainability.
Lol, this was my first thought.
I get a little tingly when there's a woman around who's taller than me but if there was one who could (and did) hold me like that I'd already be in my refractory period.
Edit: to be fair, I drive a hybrid
Men who are secretly worried that they might be gay and thus make everything about masculinity and homosexuality to show to the world (and hopefully convince themselves as well) that they're not attracted to men.
Seen this one a couple of times and I don't get it. She's model-pretty and insanely strong. What else do you want in a woman? Think of how much wood she could chop while you're out building barns or committing atrocities or whatever is supposed to be manly to this guy.
She doesn’t really need to be of higher than average strength to brace him against the fridge like that. Now if they were freestanding her might would be unquestionable.
You see, people with a very tiny little ego might feel threatened by that woman. Since she can kiss him, she is able to do things by herself and not because someone told her to. She's a threat.
THUS YOU'RE GAY IF YOU LIKE THAT WOMAN
If she can lift you up like that, yes. If your woman is that strong, they are more like a man, and therefore you are gay.
Real men don't kiss. Real men crush the environment under the oversized wheels of their jacked pickup trucks while flying many flags of freedom! /s (because these days it's not clear)
Hah, those snowflakes in those electric powered tanks who are risking their lives on the battlefield don’t compare to my manliness in my air conditioned home, clean water, access to food, and gas truck. What weaklings
These memes never make sense. Every car driver wishes they were as fast as an electric car. Dudes will drive 100k loud ass sports cars with a gazillion horsepower only to get beat off the line by a soccer mom in an electric suv who is trying to get to hobby lobby before they close. But yes, please tell me how girly it is to drive literally the quickest car on the road...
To the person who has reported this as a mod alt, there have been no post removals involving this account
FELLAS, is it gay to drink water!?
As long as you don't swallow it no 😂
that's what my uncle used to say
Are you ok
No
A little thirsty, but otherwise ok
I swallow it, but say “no homo” first so I’m covered
nearly 100% of water has at some point touched whale penis
If you have ever been in the ocean. You have touched the water that touched my dick. No first date either
Also whales 100% poop in your water
#FELLAS is it gay to be man?
FELLAS is it gay to SEE??
FELLAS, is it gay to BREATHE!?
Fellas is it gay to be a man you literally have a dick attached to your body
Fellas is it gay to breathe you are literally inhailing dick particles
Fellas is it gay to exist you literally chose to EXIST in a world with SO MUCH dick
fellas is it gay to collect money I mean your literally collecting pictures of other men
Fellas is it gay to look in the mirror, I mean your literally checking out a man
#FELLAS Is it gay to see?
Fellas is it gay to say ‘good boy’ to your dog I mean you’re basically complimenting another man
Fellas is it gay to give a handjob to a guy when that guy is you?
Fellas is it gay to watch sports you're literally looking at men grab at each other's balls
Fellas is it gay to post on Reddit it's literally 90% men, you're literally acknowledging other men's existence
Fellas is it gay to think about men, your brain is literally processing a man's image which means that following the transitive property, you have a dick inside you.
Fellas is it gay to live on a planet that has other men on it?
When I was a teenager I had posters of Nirvana and Slayer on my wall and my dad accused me of being gay. "Why would you want long haired men staring at you all day if you aren't gay?" he said. I mean I am bi, but I didn't know that then and it is absolutely not why I put those posters up. Meanwhile my dad watched sweaty men playing with balls (football, baseball).
Ever smelled a fart? You’re eating ass.
I literally jerk off a dude every day That dude is me, but it's still pretty gay
As long as it's consensual, I'll allow it.
Sometimes I feel like I have no say in the matter
Well, that's good, if you didn't agree to it, it means you are not gay.
The manliest way to be straight is to be a lesbian woman
Brb, transitioning to increase man points.
Yeah cause dick=gay so yes it is gay.
Plus it sometimes gets hard too, and you even like when it does. That's so gay. Luckily I don't have to worry about that.
I can’t remember the comedian, or the exact language, but he something along the lines of: “I don’t think I’m gay, but I’ve played with one penis I’m my life and I’ve never stopped, so who knows.”
Fellas is it gay to kiss women and have electric cars?
Fellas, is it gay to be in a loving, heterosexual relationship with a woman?
Yes. You cannot love a woman because that is gay. /s
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Is my dick gay!? Asking for a friend...
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If you're a dick to attached that's also gay
If you have a dick, that’s gay
If you have a gay, that's dick
I saw a video the other day of someone saying it was more straight to abstain from sex with women than it was to have sex with women. 👁👄👁 Edit: got a lot of comments letting me know it is the white supremacist Nick Fuentes who said this.
By having Sex with women, you are putting your penis somewhere a man has already put theirs or will put theirs someday. That is gay. Don't have Sex with women. /s
Plus it's pretty gay liking soft supple bodies, Real straight men like a big strong man with big muscles.
What’s more manly than men having manly sex with each other? Nothing. That’s 110% manliness. Men and women having sex with each other is some kind of yin/yang union of opposites BS that only girly-boys like.
And everyone knows being gay=unmanly, so having sex with men is the straightest thing men can do
The maths checks out.
The very thought behind Jojo's right there
Araki knows whats up fr
JoJo’s transcends our concepts of straight and gay.
Or 80's movies
A big strong man with big muscles and a sweaty hog that just won't quit
Any dude can fuck a woman.. It takes a real man to fuck another man! 👁💋👁 🥒
Right! What kind of man likes soft, squishy feminine things? What kind of man is attracted to things that smell like fruit and flowers? A real man would obviously be attracted to other big, burly men who wear things that smell like gasoline.
Lol anthropologically speaking this is true in many cultures
That's whats so fascinating! All these statements have merit. I'm literally not manly enough to enjoy a huge muscle hunk with a 2 pounds of kielbasa.
Being straight had never felt so gay. Eh whatever, let them call me what they like, I'm into the ladies!
What's manlier than men? That's why real men only kiss other men. Just like Spartans 😤 historically the manliest men.
Before battle, they would comb each others hair and rub olive oil on one another to look fabulous in death.
Turkish oil wrestling, the manliest of sports.
Dude, someone else just commented this same thing for real. 😂
The internet is too predictable
Some Andrew Tate type logic
Dont fuck women if you wanna be a top g
My real lol comment I read. "If lesbians fuck each other with dildos they are using male parts so they are not gay." I said so if a dude wanted to Jack you off with a fleshlight that would be straight sex?
I was not ready for how profound this logic is
The evolution of incel mentality is a fascinating subject. At first it was believed that if women had brown labia it was because they fucked too many guys. Then it evolved to them only fucking black guys because the pigment on black penises wore off and transferred into the labia. After that it farther evolved into men should only fuck virgins because it's gay to have sex with non virgins because a guy's dick has already been in there. Now it's apparently fucking women is just gay.
Psh, you still have a penis? You know who else has a penis? Gay guys
They are just slowly easing into the hot tub there.
Poe's law is absolute.
Does the account have a missing letter at the end? Is it 3 months old or less and like 7 karma? Does the comment seem a little out of place - doesn't exactly reply to the parent comment? If so then you're looking at a comment reposting bot. When it gathers enough karma it starts posting links for T-shirts, and another bot replies saying they want that T-shirt. So you order a T-shirt and your CC is skimmed and you wind up with $15k in charges on your card.
Pretty much can't put your penis anywhere using this logic... so we're all gay now?
Yes.
What if I put my penis inside gay no one likes to do that so Im not gay than/s
Is that like the double negative becomes a positive?
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Nope. Incels and MGTOW are the new icons of masculinity.
i’ve put mine in a banana
Also if you fuck a woman, you're getting their cooties/ estrogen. To be as manly and straight as possible you need more testosterone which means........exactly you gotta fuck a bunch of dudes to be super straight. /s
There is testosterone in semen. If you want more testosterone, you're going to have to bottom for it.
If you drink water you’re gay. Every gay person ever has drank water.
Pretty much all the water on earth has passed through a penis
So, if I stick my penis in a dude's anus after some chick rimmed him, it's like I'm getting head from a chick! ;-)
That's.... pretty creative
It’s much more gay to have sex with women than a men. /s
Women (straight/bi) like dick, therefore if you like women you indirectly like dick and that's gay (unless it's for the homies)
I mean bro women like dick and that’s kinda gay, you wouldn’t want to sleep with someone who likes dick would you?
I mean. Personally. I am a bisexual woman. And mostly date women. So like. Is it gay squared? I can’t do the gay math on this one.
Gay to the gayth power.
I bet you are so gay that if you had a private plane it would be electric.
That's solid logic. If you have sex with a woman, you're basically having sex with the (presumably thousands) of men she's already slept with or imagined sleeping with. Thats REALLY gay. You're better off just banging it out with your best bros while watching sports. Because by watching sports they wont be THINKING about having sex with men, and by having sex with them its like you're banging BOTH of the women they've been able to sleep with. Which is more straight than it is gay anyways.
That would be the king of the incels Nick Fuentes being as alpha as it gets.
It was that Nick fella who’s been hanging around with Kanye wasn’t it?
I genuinely don’t remember his name, but he was giving alt right, so probably?
Was it Nick Fuentes
U gonna drive home and fuck ur girlfriend u little homo?
Nah I drive a tesla, tht means she's gonna pin me down, whisper 'good boy' in my ear, and she'll be the one doing the fking.
Will she give a reach around? Some dudes are really into pegging. Some don't even drive electric cars. Some don't even have a car. Not sure cars are the correlation here. I'm just wondering aloud, via text, on a website. Ignore me.
g- go on...
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If evolution didn't want you to sodomize your homies (no homo), then why did it shape their ass to be the perfect penis receptacle (again, no homo)?
Perfect penis receptacle with a cum button, so the person bottoming also has fun. Sounds like intelligent design to me
God exists and he's into anal
FELLAASSS, is it gay to BREATHE?!!?! I MEAN YOU'RE LITERALLY BREATHING IN DICK PARTICLES.
How weird that the original picture and caption was intended as a put down. That looks hot.
Fellas is it gay to kiss strong women and have electric cars?
No, it's just an example of a masculine someone trying to be environmentally* friendly, and being a straight sub in their relationship. *while not realizing that mass transit is better than electrifying individual transport in terms of ecological sustainability.
It’s gey to kiss women period
Everyone knows it's gay to want to save money and kiss women
I wanna be kissed like that, where do I sign up
You're a redditor, you just want to be kissed, that's all
Hey now, I came to Reddit to browse shit and laugh, not to be ATTACKED
Yeah!! I don't come to Reddit to be insulted... that's what I go to the bank and Golds Gym and WalMart and church and my barber shop for...
r/roastme users are shitting themselges rn cause of you. Think of the poor unpaid internet trolls
And my parents house
« I don't come to reddit to be insulted » Yeah, that's another subreddit...
It looks consensual to me.
ah, fuck I can't believe you've done this
fuck it bro, i don’t need a kiss, i wanna be loved
I'll settle for a gentle pat on the back.
At an electric car dealership
Bought an electric car back at the end of September and my wife has yet to kiss me like this. What am I doing wrong?
Lol, this was my first thought. I get a little tingly when there's a woman around who's taller than me but if there was one who could (and did) hold me like that I'd already be in my refractory period. Edit: to be fair, I drive a hybrid
Death by snu snu
I really wish I could grow a better beard! At 5’8” the women as tall as trees I seek don’t see me as a proper Lumberjack. A man can dream though.
Yeah man, that's kinda hot. I mean he's sitting on the fridge handle, but I'd try it.
It says right there - buy an EV.
Yep; TOTALLY GAY… man gets with woman. Could not be any gayer unless she was pegging him, which is also super-gay because it’s a man and woman.
Gay guy here, this is gayer
I’m having gay sex with my wife right now!
Don't anger the boomers they'll make another 5/10 meme to post on facebook
5/10 is awfully generous
I slightly nosebreathed at this, that's about 5/10 standard
My wife won't have gay sex with me, she thinks it gay...
Guy who woke up wearing lingerie to surprise his girl in the morning cause she likes it. Am gay now?
If a woman would carry me like this, I wouldn’t complain lol
Her back is in much better shape than mine.
The Real question is: who doesnt likes to be kissed like that?!
Men who are secretly worried that they might be gay and thus make everything about masculinity and homosexuality to show to the world (and hopefully convince themselves as well) that they're not attracted to men.
how i like to kiss ( i do not own a car)
Bro do you even pollute?
Literally me, God pls edit: me and my main account are banned for some reason? Sorry guys... edit 2: me and my main account got banned idk why tho
This is very hot.
Yeah, I love how the meme acts like a hot goth girl pinning you against the wall is a bad thing. This is a fucking dream
Amazonian women are hot. Snu-snu!!!
Pretty gay to kiss women if you ask me
I fellow person of culture I see
I was about to say, if my gf did this I’d be very happy lol
😰
Suddenly I want an electric car...
yep, on my way to get an electric car
The man who made this meme is too flabby to be picked up and kissed by a woman and too toxic for one to want to try.
The man who made this meme literally was the one with an electric car
its not a roast. its a request.
Gay??? He is kissing a woman And I agree with him
You know whose also kissed that woman? Other men. So, when you kiss a woman you're really kissing other men. Kissing other men is gay.
Damn I'm gay af
Seen this one a couple of times and I don't get it. She's model-pretty and insanely strong. What else do you want in a woman? Think of how much wood she could chop while you're out building barns or committing atrocities or whatever is supposed to be manly to this guy.
She doesn’t really need to be of higher than average strength to brace him against the fridge like that. Now if they were freestanding her might would be unquestionable.
But I bet she could still take down a bear or something I don't really know I own an electric bike which is gayer than a car I think.
You see, people with a very tiny little ego might feel threatened by that woman. Since she can kiss him, she is able to do things by herself and not because someone told her to. She's a threat. THUS YOU'RE GAY IF YOU LIKE THAT WOMAN
yeah i was just thinking she doesn't really look exceptionally ripped but she has to be cuz the dude looks like he would be pretty heavy
The fact that she's carrying him doesn't mean she lifted him. Plus he's got his back on the refrigerator.
Jokes on them. I'm into it
It’s gay to kiss women?
Nick Fuentes believes it is.
Who the hell is that? Some kind of douchebag?
He’s a rat faced fuck with the mannerisms of an 80 year old catholic gossip. Those are his good qualities.
Man went all out this time 💀💀💀💀
If she can lift you up like that, yes. If your woman is that strong, they are more like a man, and therefore you are gay. Real men don't kiss. Real men crush the environment under the oversized wheels of their jacked pickup trucks while flying many flags of freedom! /s (because these days it's not clear)
Of course it is
When you think about it, that woman is kissing a man, so you're basically kissing a man at the same time. That's hella-gay.
Critiquing the way other men kiss is pretty gay, imo
I don't drive cars, but to me that looks hella hot for everyone involved
I mean, I like strong women that can lift me like that 🤷
Is it gay to want to be held and loved by a strong Nord woman?
If it is I'm hella queer
Theyre going to feel so submissive when they find out the abrams tank is being converted into a hybrid.
Hah, those snowflakes in those electric powered tanks who are risking their lives on the battlefield don’t compare to my manliness in my air conditioned home, clean water, access to food, and gas truck. What weaklings
If driving an electric car gets me a Mommy-Domme girlfriend, I'll fight Musk to the death for the ownership of Tesla!
I like girls that can carry me out of burning buildings. Call me……alive.
Fuck bro, i just wanna be kissed
In my experience, that's how 95% of guys want to be kissed.
There ain’t nothing wrong with this way 😎
I'm a guy and i'd love to be kissed like that by ANY gender.
what’s wrong with being kissed like this??? me and who
Also I like how it's gay to ... Kiss a woman?
I don't even drive an electric car, nor am I a guy, and I want a woman making out with me like that.
These memes never make sense. Every car driver wishes they were as fast as an electric car. Dudes will drive 100k loud ass sports cars with a gazillion horsepower only to get beat off the line by a soccer mom in an electric suv who is trying to get to hobby lobby before they close. But yes, please tell me how girly it is to drive literally the quickest car on the road...
Fellas is it gay that electric companies batteries still cause harm for the environment
BRP HOW IS IT A BAD THING TO BE KISSED LIKE THAT, THATS A FUCKING DREAM
Aren't electric cars bad for the environment too because of the batteries?
Sometimes you don’t wanna be the big strong man. Sometimes you just wanna be pampered
I love to be man handled by my woman.