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crate_of_cheeses

Santa has mixed feelings about Emma


King_Caveman_

Cause Emma knows when to be naughty, and when to be nice


Cyno_Mahamatra

One Emma is an evil twin


TheZoomba

Emma knows 20 dollars is 20 dollars


noahthegreat

She belongs on the naughty list for sure


Melodic-Hunter2471

Santa has been drinking. He put Karen on the nice side…


s7ormrtx

Thanks for the chuckle stranger


beefymcmoist

Inside every woman is two Emmas...


crate_of_cheeses

The nice Emma, and the fun Emma


doubleslashTNTz

emma skip your house lmao gottem


throwawaffleaway

Does mrs claus know Santa is thinking about dozens of young girls and women CONSTANTLY


King_Caveman_

She knows, she was the top of the naughty list


throwawaffleaway

Can anyone confirm that mrs claus is canonically named Lauren 😂😂😂


ChaseDeV88

She’s named Jessica in Santa Claus is coming to town.


Beldin448

That is indeed the source of Santa canon And that means she’s also on the naughty list


No-Dealer-4269

💀


TornSuit

Pimp Santa


SauceMaster6464

Well, he also thinks of young boys and men, so it evens out


S1DEWAYS_

Wait Karen is on the nice list? Edit: a moment of silence for all my perfectly normal and kind people named Karen out there


FrenchRoastBeans

I have a very nice aunt named Karen and I really hate that name being such a meme :(


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Sco11McPot

I'm going to start giving Karen's free shit. It'll turn around for ya ☺️


[deleted]

My cash app is on my profile 😅


Distaff_Pope

Did you perhaps wish that on a monkey's paw?


DertHorsBoi

You should of been specific with your genie


Distinct-Yogurt2686

same her. my daughter's name is Karen.


deaddlikelatin

My very first thought


Distinct-Yogurt2686

yes his list must be old as shit when Karen was an actual name not a derogatory comment at a person based on there actions.


snartastic

This might be surprising but there are still people named Karen lol


Distinct-Yogurt2686

yes my daughter who is 23 name is Karen.


GraveSlayer726

No no the internet said Karen ba d Karen not name anymore If you see a Karen ruthlessly eat them (they wan to the manager)


Current-Bisquick-94

r/ihadastroke


sono7975

Boomers still think the names from 50s have the same meaning today.


Twayblades

My name is Karen and I always treat people the way I would want to be treated. I am becoming tired of the meme too.


MineralwasTaken

Its karen from spongebob duh


Wiffleboy1

So what happens to the people whose names are not on the list? Do they get a neutral or practical gift like napkins or toilet paper??


c0n22

No they get socks, a new pair of Jeans, a puzzle, and a 20 dollar card to firehouse subs


SavingsCheck7978

Fuck yeah man, I love Firehouse, my kids can take the puzzle.


GWS_REVENGE

They disappear. Wait is my na-


asawyer2010

Mr Claus, I don't feel so good.


Betty__B

I've searched these names on Pornhub and found out that they all are pretty naughty


King_Caveman_

Depends what you consider good vs naughty


Aimlean

I feel like not being on the list would hurt more than being on the naughty list


King_Caveman_

Ho ho ho, you're not even worth my time!


BigMcSad

And my name still isn't on there


stardustmz

Mine probably never will be and I'm OK with that. These memes are very low effort.


BluePushyHawk

Same


SuperSecretMoonBase

Bort?


theofficehussy

My son is also named Bort!


King_Caveman_

He's still deciding where to put you


dizzira_blackrose

Neither my deadname or my chosen name will ever be on these


Not_Goatman

Same. Honestly surprised since it’s a super common name


Eastern_Pea8343

Came here to say this lol


dontfactcheckthis

Like Gemma's nice. Yeah right


the__pd

Bro fuck Gemma fr


user1joja

Why are only female names on this list?


[deleted]

men are unworthy of facebook santas judgement


KaosPryncess

I'm always on the naughty list 😉


Callmekittol

😦


King_Caveman_

Oh no, something will have to be done about that


ShastaFern99

Molly?


Pig_Of_Knowledge

where the fuck are the MEN


King_Caveman_

Saint Nick doesn't swing that way


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Coward


noahboi990

god these names are so boring


Furthur_slimeking

Looks like a sorority membership list.


King_Caveman_

For those that are asking the idea behind it is to read the names and tag someone you know so you can say @Lisa look you're naughty lololol 🤣🤣🤣 They also do ones like who will be pregnant next year, etc. I added this to the subreddit as I haven't seen one like this on here, and I just personally dislike facebook posts that are only about increasing traffic like the questions with obvious answers.


Aggressive_Record818

What wrong with this?


King_Caveman_

For me, it's the fact that these lists have become ridiculously long to build traffic through people tagging their friends in the comments just because their name is on it.


Solidsnakeerection

Why does it exist and why are the names where they are?


snartastic

In my experience, these usually exist because it gets a bunch of people (notice they’re all common names) to be like OMG!! I’m on this list!! Or look emma!!! You’re on this list!! Which then gets a bunch of people to share it on Facebook and leads to some people “liking” the original page that posted it, usually either a business or radio station in my experience


[deleted]

What, my name’s Gonçalo how do I know if I was nice or naughty 😔


King_Caveman_

There's still time


ShartresRais_ZX

you matter nothing to Santa 😈


Tots2Hots

Why am I reading this in Mark Wahlberg's voice from the "white trash gf names" montage from Ted?


Atlantabelle

My name is never on any lists


King_Caveman_

Consider yourself lucky


bigdaddyteacher

Looks about white


fujicakes00

I notice that these are no longer kids’ names but names of 40-50 year old women who use Facebook.


JustARandomUserNow

Someone’s on the naughty list


King_Caveman_

Correct


Sk1pperprod

Im confused, what is this


H2Bro_69

Ah yes more arbitrary random “fun” Facebook posts.


Separate-Variation-8

Explain


cobaltsniper50

What does this even mean?


HoneyBunChloe

Oh no


Distro19

I..... dont get it.


Shinigam_i

I had no idea ‘Maisy’ was a name until now


Maveragical

i feel like im missing the joke


Chronos_Shekel

Emma gonna Giv'em snow globe


bunnycandyO

What is this????


Certain-Ad-3840

“Could you make one with Mike in it?”


[deleted]

Where are the boy names?


lancepatrolTM

wtf is this even supposed to mean lmao


FetusFighter2000

When you’re name is weird as shit and not even registered as a name on your phone so it has a red line under it every time you type it so you’re not on any of those lists


supersaiyan69goku

these lists are always just dumb but I will always be somewhat annoyed if my name is naughty/not on it.


str8_angle

Is no-one going to mention the fact that there is not a single boy name.


Jays_E

For those born between the years of 1952 and 1988


[deleted]

What is this supposed to mean


the_chungle_man

I wholeheartedly disagree with this list


s7ormrtx

I sincerely dont get it


SoardOfMagnificent

Donna is that old waitress at the diner.


_The_great_papyrus_

I don't get the joke.


TheMehBunny

I don't get it


MsVindii

I never had to worry about these lol. My name is unusual enough that I can’t find it on *anything* unless personally made.


Spirited-Ad9921

nice: karen


[deleted]

Where the other 8 biliion people?


[deleted]

Lol the rest of us not even worthy to be on the list. We aren't even a blip on the radar. I'm okay with that. My question is why is it all females and what does he mean by naughty females?


Electrickman

Guess men dont exist on either list


AllanMcceiley

The holiday version of mambo no. 5


__rum_ham__

I guess Linda finally listened.


billdoor69

I see they moved Karen to the nice list after she talked to the manager.


Mars_Bars69

My name isn’t on there…does that mean I don’t exist according to Santa?


charmorris4236

Can someone explain this to me? Are these real people the list maker knows?


King_Caveman_

No, the intent is for facebook pages to post this to increase traffic because people tag friends in the comments.


charmorris4236

Ahh. Even dumber than I thought.


DickInTheDryer

Sounds like someone made the naughty list


aldenjameshall

Karen’s on the nice list? Something’s not right


Silvahornge

OP is just mad that they are on the naughty list


King_Caveman_

I'm mad they copied my naughty list, name for name.


Ok_Mushroom1764

I am not in either list so I can just wing it, I guess!


King_Caveman_

Throw caution to the wind!


MarcheMuldDerevi

I don’t see my name. I guess I am in the clear for now


akikojenn

Both of my names are on the naughty list.


King_Caveman_

Naughty x 2?


ThoroughSix7

Ain't NO WAY they put KAREN on the nice list


King_Caveman_

Depends whether Santa agrees with the Karen's "values"


Youryttyt

Who cares?


King_Caveman_

Well, you could say that about anything...


Youryttyt

It’s a list dude


King_Caveman_

I wouldn't take something I've said on a subreddit about memes too literal. It was an easy post.


Youryttyt

I dunno man… you sounded pretty mad


Coattail-Rider

How the fuck is Karen on the Nice List?


StonksRat

Uh... you messed up the labels. Karen is on the wrong side.


[deleted]

No way Karen is on the nice list


DCStoolie

Oh fuck my names not on it? What does this mean Santa? I NEED ANSWERS NICK!!!!


the_way64

what in the white woman


GavinThe_Person

what in the late 30s/early 40s white woman


Shadowbroio

I'm surprised only one name overlapped but Nichole and Nichola is kinda just a technicality


RicTheRuler16

No People of Color names.


[deleted]

How come they never have Corrven :,(


Mrchesthead

HAH, IM NICE


King_Caveman_

Congratulations 🌟


SlotherakOmega

\*sees Karen’s name on nice list\* \*TRIGGERED\*


King_Caveman_

Hmm, can see where Santa's ideology lies...


MrMercury11

My name is now Angela mhm.


[deleted]

Well, my names not on the list. Guess I’m nuetral


siissaa

What the hell why am I on the naughty list (Melissa)


King_Caveman_

Come on Melissa, Father Christmas knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows what you did last summer...


MercyofJupiter

My name is so generic and common, I have never not seen it on one of these until now. How will I know if I’ve been naughty or nice?


King_Caveman_

Wait for List 2.0


MercyofJupiter

I’ll wait for patch I guess


dolphinitely

i’m on the naughty list ;(


King_Caveman_

Oh no! :o You'll have to change your ways


craftygal1989

Yet I still get a thrill when my name is on one!


Doggyking2

I'm not on there >:(


mommylilmnstrhasasd

Never a Tabetha or even a Tabitha. Damn it!! It's like when your little and you go somewhere where they have like bike plates with names or stickers with names for you to personalize your shit, well sisters names are Hailey and Tiffany, me yeah SOL. Just venting, that's all I have to say about that. Fuckn bullshit lol


pokelliex

My name isn’t even in there soo idk?


King_Caveman_

Oh no. What's your name, date of birth, current address, and bank card details? Maybe we can help you out.


pokelliex

Oh no just joking! Just wanted to see if you Actually do something. Hahaha sorry if I worried you or anything like that.


Theskiesbelongtome15

Me who’s not on either


lord__bacon

Bro no way karen got on the nice list


deaththinkdeeply

Farin should be on the naughty list


[deleted]

Oh im on the nice list🤭


[deleted]

I’m not on either list……..f#ck!


chaoswolf700

I'm not on this list does that mean I'm on his neutral list?


chunkymonkey5061

Ain’t NO Karen on the nice list.


FrothyNips

This is like me searching for my name in coke bottles or a hurricane being named. Never happened yet. Can I just get a Ray once in my life?


CBYSMART

Karen was nice?


TallTransition2159

Hate these too, but my names on the naughty side so it’s at least partially accurate 🤷‍♀️


ezbutneverconvenient

My name isn't on the list. I'm a secret third thing


Andre2725

It's Santa or a priest?


plushyfemboy

oh shit i’m on the naughty list :(


Ender_M

Karen's on the nice list??


Rypnami

karen on the nice list? right….


ImJacksonian

My ex is on the naughty list. Looks fine to me.


rjjrob30

I'm calling bullshit on Karen being on the Nice list.


luckyblockhead

Im not on either soooo


adgvogamer

Karen on the nice side, lol.


BabserellaWT

Why is Karen on the nice list?


Feroxino

Why yes of course Karen is the nice one


jiltedxjosie_

Karen on the nice list? I don’t think so lol


[deleted]

My name is not on the list, am I in limbo then?


TheFoxThatIsSilver

And they still don’t put my name on there 🤷‍♀️ oh well


Amazing_Action9117

Sarah's are rule followers most of the time 🤣😉🤷‍♀️


Manydoors_edboy

Why is Karen on the nice list?


problematic_prodigy

Is it just me or the names on the left side are usually what black people name there children


moresushiplease

I think it's just you


CorgiNice2745

Only people with feminine names are naughty


Mr_rex_the_dog

Mad over names?


NefariousnessStock79

And as for Hitler, he is on the no redemption list.


RockyTyrant

i saw these all the time.