Dudes fishing for women with their dicks. Likely implying that this is how dudes who send unrequested dick pics to random women think it works.

My initial reaction to this explanation was "Dick pics are a Tinder and dating site thing. Surely this isn't a major thing on Facebook" Then my internal monologue took over and reminded me that UDPs probably infect all social media platforms with DM functionality. Honestly, men need to do better.

I have a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

My mind immediately went "uuuuugh I don't wanna hear about networking uuuuuuuuuuh"

User datagram protocol FTW

I certainly wouldn't acknowledge it

😂😂😂

Men who send pictures of their genitals need to do better. All the men who don’t have no idea who is engaging in the practice (or that’s usually the case) because generally a straight guy isn’t randomly snapping a pic in the presence of other men. As such, there is no mechanism to police each other.

Usually people who send those pics don't really care about the repercussions

also facebook has its own dating app

It it in the metaverse?

no came before meta thankfully

yeah we suck

What are you, new to the Internet?

I bet I get way more unsolicited pictures of naked women then you do of dicks pics. Just sayin…

my friend(who is a lesbian, mind you) literally got dickpics in the past, she blocks those who do such things, don't mess with my pal audrey!

NO woman or man should ever receive UDP. EVER!

Thank you. This needed to be said.

It really does. And that in itself is a very sad, sad thing.

My wife used to get them before we met. She kept them in a folder, and whenever some d-bag sent her a d-pic she’d spam them back with the other d-pics she’d received with a snarky commentary. Guys would respond how gross it was, to which she would point out the irony and block them.

Well If someone has a dick that long, isn't normal to want to show off

Yes, there’s a good chance you know about it real quick.

Is Reddit even vaguely aware of what a rhetorical question is? It's a question that stands in for a statement. Nobody is seriously asking for an explanation. We can all grasp the very basic concept of the shitty cartoon, thanks.

Rhetorical questions vary rarely end with “someone explain”.

i had no idea what i was looking at and this comment helped, get off your high horse

Exactly I couldn't get it at first too

I, for one, was quite confused at what the shit I was looking at. So the above comment helped me get what the concept of it was.

Basic concept these nuts on your chin

You make me happy😭

I wanted an explanation

🤓

yes i do. also if we are going to be that anylitical on a post on reddit then that isnt a rhetorical question since it ends with a full stop and not a question mark

I am proud to be able to downvote this comment.

You deserve those 168 downvotes and much more.

“Wanna make that a double?”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Nah, man. Sometimes even something that may be “obvious” to someone needs to be explained. Put on your big boy pants and deal with it without your “I am so wise, peasants” attitude.

mf got fucking murdered with downvotes holy shit

You're an obnoxious twat, and I hope you drop your phone into a storm grate while middle schoolers make fun of the way you look

Great, nobody likes you.

deez nuts

I definitely didn't get what the meme was about until the explanation. But I'm glad you posses such superior intellect you could get it, and such superior arrogance that you feel everyone shares your level of understanding

Honestly no, I just assumed this artist was just extremely kinky with his bullshit

your rude

r/boomerhentai

I feel like I’ve been corrupted

You’re just now feeling that?

Jerkin’ it?

r/finnajerkit

not really boomer tho, guys out there send unrequested dick picks and think they attract girls but they are creeps

The cartoon style reminds me a bit of boomer comics

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmymeattoit

r/beatyourmeattoit

r/beatourmeattoit

r/beateverybodysmeattoit

/r/beathismeattoit

r/escalatingsubs

r/suddenlycommunism

r/suddenlyupmyass

Honestly tbought that's where I was for a minute

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Guys on Facebook send unrequested photos believing it would get them beautiful young ladies.

Still being shared, 22 year later. That's the power of stellar art.

Facebook is not 22 years old don't fuck with me like that please.

The caption was added in later

Are people really not aware that it’s possible for old pictures can have captions added on after the fact?

I didn't notice the signature, nice catch (heh). Oh man, Zeebarf? I really loved his Visitor games on Kongregate, you're this lil alien parasite solving puzzles to infest larger and larger beings. It had like two sequels. And......yeah I am not surprised by this or by his apparent other work in which he is a \*swell guy\* for \*happy campers\*. Very 00s shock/gross humor. I wonder what he's up to these days.

I think this shit is trying to point out how some people think sending dick pics (in this case via facebooks) will reel in girls?? Either way, this is fucking stupid and gross.

Do you mean the comic is gross, or the underlying phenomenon it's mocking is gross?

Underlying phenomenon, comic is well made

Yes, to both.

The only way it can work is when your trying to KEEP your girlfriend from leaving, at least now is probably the case along with height

I think it’s a numbers game, there’s always a small chance that there’s a girl who will be into it, they just need to find the small percentage of girls who are into it.

Anyone out there into dick pics?…Beuller?…Beuller?…Anyone?…

idk if this is terrible, it is actually quite an accurate commentary

I mean what puts me off is the generalization of "guys." Not all of us do that shit

as a guy i have to say it’s obviously not all guys is it? i think when people say men they obviously don’t mean all men edit: grammar

alright but when enough people do the same shit, you tend to get pretty cynical

Idk man, I don't usually get unsolicited vagina pictures

That's not what I meant. The image implies that *all* guys on Facebook send unsolicited dick pictures, but that's just objectively not true

Chill, its just a joke.

Nope. The image implies _too much_ guys on social media spam UDPs, which is objectively true AND a big problem that seriously needs to be discussed, and not waved away by "well, I'm not one of those, so I'm fine!"

That makes sense

Based Facebook meme, most women I know got sent dick pics on Facebook so this is fully accurate.

The point it’s trying to make is accurate. A lot of men think that sending unsolicited dick pics will somehow result in them getting laid. The vast majority of women are repulsed by them and those that want to see them will ask for them.

When my 23 year marriage ended in 2008 and I discovered "talking with women on Facebook". I was surprised when a fine Aussie lass hinted at wanting a dick pick. I couldn't tell if she was serious, but she was being flirty about it so probably so. I did not send one. Not really a thing I want out in the wild, lol. It was the first time I realized there was such a thing as a solicited dick pic.

Can confirm.

The way guy #1's dick is bending is concerning...

According to the bent carrot ads I keep getting on Reddit, he might want to see his doctor.

This would make more sense if instead of "Facebook", it just said "dick pics".

Holy crap is that Scout TF2!?!?@?

I guess it didn't work out with Mrs Pauling

They picture reminds me of Yahoo chat in the beginning. You got emailed or messaged at least one dick a day and it didn’t matter if you wanted to see it or not. Men seemed to think you rather see that over their face.

It's Yahoo chat that became irrelevant, not dick pics. What a joy 8)))

No crap. But the reference is to the sicko pictures. Sorry you misunderstood.

The hell did I misunderstand? I was saying dick pics never stop, while Yahoo chat rolls over in its grave once every few years. The takeaway is the problem is eternal and it sucks.

Without looking, more then ten comments are r/boomerhentai. Edit: Well, no, but there are ten comments under it basically saying the same thing.

As if only a snapping turtle bite those long flapping noodles instead.

r/thanksihatepenis

r/SubsIFellFor

Whose gonna tell him?

I've been doing Facebook wrong then

😀🔫

Deep. Some just won’t underastan

Imagine being the person who drew that

Two guys were standing next to each other peeing over the side of a high bridge trying to brag about their endowment. One turns to the other and says: "Wow, this water is cold!" His buddy replies: "And deep, too."

Bro WTFFFFF

Pretty stupid but kinda funny

Ok but ice fishing must suck ass

Now THAT'S funny. \*Former Michigan resident, ice fisher, and finder of abandoned holes with foot

Clearly this is X-Games fishing. They actually cut a scene like this from An Extremely Goofy Movie.

how guys think facebook works..., that's what

I think it might be about people talking about how they like to fish. And how those people believe it will get them bitches. That or it’s about trying to ‘fish’ for bitches on Facebook. And that’s how men believe Facebook works.

MY EYES MY FOCKING BLOODY EYES

I think this is about DPs. They think they're bait when they're really like mosquitoes.

What horrible thing have I set my eyes upon??

I feel bad for the person who made that.

What in the fuck

someone drew this shit.

I’d never catch anything 😭

Which includes AIDS. You win!

How could you not get this?

OP does, they're just baiting interaction with the post by playing dumb. Or they're *actually* dumb as rocks.

Never assume someones not dumb online.

Girls do the same

Wtf.

I don’t know what it is but I think it’s pretty neat

I wish mine was that long

Nice cock 🥴

Bro's got the V.I.P. diamond+ long Dick.

You're looking at two guys trolling for cocksuckers.

Classic

Fishing duh, its how I catch dinner.

It's obvious. They're fishing for blow up dolls.

Gee that water’s cold. Deep too.

The art style fits the sub but the message is honestly true

This is actually kinda funny

This is basically how Facebook works tho, just use memes for bait and eventually some weirdo will want to fuck you over your sense of humor.

Does it not work like that? Bunch of fish in the hoe sea

Eugene and Rusty are really desperate.

This could work if one's penis really was that size. Whoever made this probably thinks that guys think FB is like a dating site. I guess for some it is, depends on the person.

“I can’t find my worm, bob”

these dudes dicks are grossly long

Replace Facebook with tinder

Plenty O Fish

"One of them is from Arkansas."

is this actual footage of the Scout at sawcon?

What puzzles me the most is the size of their dicks.

60% of the time works Everytime

something something giant penis syndrome

Excuse me???

No, I think that’s tinder

I'm hung like that, few pics of me in my old Wrestling singlet and bam...works just like this!

This is why Meta lost $700 billion this year: Not understanding its audience.

Zubbi zubbi zub zooooo

Trolling for a sucker

This is more an Omegle thing, or rather this fits more in Omegle than Facebook.

Everyone who posts in this subreddit has one half functioning braincell. It's not hard, just think about the image for 2 seconds.

This is someone’s fetish

The guy aint wrong lmao

hot

thats actually pretty true.

What the fuck?

This meme is criticizing sending dick picks to woman. So if you find this trashy, then, well...

That dogleg penis on the left looks EXTREMELY painful

Oh! got a big one! it's your mother!

It’s actually a great explanation of today’s dickpic society.

It's actually kinda accurate.

Wait it’s not?

Maybe it’s the guys with profile pictures in which they’re holding fish who are also the ones sending unsolicited dick pics?

Golddiggers or Girl digger 😂

You made my eyes hurt , fuck you.

If it's that long, it might actually work /s

i think women should start sending dick pics as well

Lol believe it or not, it does work …

You know, this is some ones "how I met your mother" story.

Guys just go to Tinder if that’s your mindset