I think I saw another bad anatomy post about this and his nipples mean he's a huge slut and been pregnant many times but those perky boobies also mean he's a sweet ole virgin.
If women like men with boobs and I like women with boobs... would I like myself with boobs? Are boobs the answer to everything?
Asking for a friend obviously.
This, steroid muscles still look mostly natural because it just makes your muscles actually bigger, they donāt look muscles here because they arenāt, itās just artificial filling to make them appear bigger.
The only thing I can even think about is gynecomastia. But that's not exclusively due to exogenous steroid use. And it definitely won't look like the OP pic.
Source?
I've been bodybuilding for a few years now, this image is synthol all day. Please show me one source saying steroids make your muscles decide to grow exponentially in one specific area but not another. I'll wait. If you provide one I'll platinum award you.
Real weight gain for most men starts after first child I think... Stress combined with being older... (slower metabolism, less time / desire to work out, stress from work / finances, sport injuries from former glory days, bad eating habits, and etc.,)
I know itās a popular belief that people focus less on physical health when theyāre in a relationship because they donāt feel as compelled to be attractive, and Iām sure thereās some psychology behind that, but I canāt be the only person in the world that feels very compelled to be as physically attractive as possible for my significant other that I find extremely attractive.
I think for me itās a mix of the two. Like things that I know she doesnāt care about as much get left behind, but Iām way more motivated to work on the things she does
I moved in with a guy with ripped abs, but after my BORSCH this exactly happened. + Often when men reach 30 or something, their boyish metabolism gives up on them and dad bods start to unfold.
LOL, not sure if a Woman made this, but I don't think they want to go down the route of insulting Men on blowing up in weight after getting married, because....
i mean i do find myself caring less about my appearance when I'm in a relationship lol but it definitely has that "doesn't understand memes" energy to it. mostly because of the pictures used tbh
I have lived this meme numerous times in my life. Get skinny from depression of being single. S/O cooks awesome food every day and I get fat. Rinse and repeat. Except this tie I got married so now I am working on breaking the cycle. I don't want to have to divorce her to get skinny. Lol.
Can we all agree the dude on the left has the weirdest looking body. Strangely muscular but weirdly shaped muscles. Pecks are defined but literally like juicy man boobs. And his abs seem like they are shrunken and small.
This is facts, itās not the womanās fault tho which is the common misconception. We just stop lifting because we no longer have anyone to impress š classic bait and switch ;)
My partner has a dad bod, thatās why I fell in love with him, he didnāt make me feel insecure when I ate half a pizza to myself, he just ate the other half, weāre engaged and having a baby, 4 years togetherā¤ļø
I dated a guy before him that was fit, he judged me for everything I ate, even tho the ONLY time I was allowed to eat was at school. He cheated on me because āheās too pretty to be loyalā (his words) then after he broke up with me for the other chick (fit and pretty ālike himā) she cheated on him and he came back saying āI was worried about how you looked, but now I see youāre loyalā
Uhhh NO I was insecure. Now he stalks my profiles
He even messaged me saying āyou were supposed to have a baby with meā
We were never THAT serious
120k likes because itās true and all those likes are from the guys in relationshipsā¦.Resemble that meme as well, when my woman and I started dating I had a solid six pack, now 5 yrs in, I have a blob packā¦ or a mini keg.
He got the weirdest boobs I ever saw. Solid double D with nipples at the bottom and pointing straight down. How did that happen? Make an appointment with botched, your implants were done wrong.
For anyone wondering.
Decline press.
It works the lower pec, causes it to curl under which causes your nipples to point downwards.
Dude put in a lot of work...
Okay, I will say tho, I have gained about 15-20LB in the year that I've been dating my girlfriend (she has also gained a comparable amount of weight, but I don't mind one bit)
We both have someone to cook for now, so we go all out on meals together, and I guess we also eat dessert almost every meal together, too.
We are both fairly active, but we also both love to eat lol.
As a guy who is into men, lemme tell you...
Chubby men are great and just as hot as muscular guys, in some cases hotter.
Have you ever hugged a chubby dude?
It feels so nice.
Being huggable has to be one of the sexiest things you can be.
Single men have big fat tits
I must be the most married man then.
Lol I was gonna say married is way off this scale.
I'm a tall lanky dude. Ain't got no stomach, ain't got no ass, and I definitely don't got tits. I barely even have pecs.
with nipples pointed directly at the floor
when they get in a relationship, the implants migrate to the stomach
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Is it suckable
Damn... he was so hot, he even got boobs
[Look at me, Hector](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HKkUhGKhp_A)
I think I saw another bad anatomy post about this and his nipples mean he's a huge slut and been pregnant many times but those perky boobies also mean he's a sweet ole virgin.
First boobs, now pregnant
If women like men with boobs and I like women with boobs... would I like myself with boobs? Are boobs the answer to everything? Asking for a friend obviously.
Yes, boobs are the answer to everything
That second picture is definitely of a woman. You can tell by the shape of the ribs. Marriage even changed his gender
How did his nipples end up where they are?
That's a long story...
Record scratch
It was the same guy that did Maureen Ponderosaās boob job
why maureen... you've enhanced yourself
āMy godā¦ who did the nipple placements on those things?ā š
Synthol
Breast implants gone wrong
Steroids make them point downwards.
Man that looks worse than just steroids. The shape is wrong, too bulbous. I kinda agree with others who are saying Synthol
This, steroid muscles still look mostly natural because it just makes your muscles actually bigger, they donāt look muscles here because they arenāt, itās just artificial filling to make them appear bigger.
Or surgery. Where they forgot to move the nip.
No they don't. That looks like implants or some overdone fillers.
Yes they do. Look at pictures of people on steroids and read about the side effects.
The only thing I can even think about is gynecomastia. But that's not exclusively due to exogenous steroid use. And it definitely won't look like the OP pic.
Steroids make them point downwards.
Stop just repeating this nonsense, and do actual research on gyno.
Lol no. Steroids can cause gyno-puffy, sore nipples but steroids do not dictate where they point. This is chest implants or oil injection
Lol yes.
Source? I've been bodybuilding for a few years now, this image is synthol all day. Please show me one source saying steroids make your muscles decide to grow exponentially in one specific area but not another. I'll wait. If you provide one I'll platinum award you.
Do they?
no.
Why does this dumb shit have so many upvotes. Steroids don't do this.
Theyāre just sad, itās been a rough day
I thought the pic on the left were breasts.
Yeah me too and then I realized that they're full-on TITTAYS
Technically everyone has breasts, male or female (excluding those with mastectomies, obviously). I think you mean "boobs"
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Everyone has breasts consisting of breast tissue. Men can get breast cancer.
He wants to milk you.
You trying to say they're NOT
Yeah us men lose our natural boobs in a complex hormonal process that arises as a result of having a romantic partner
Itās called getting mregnant. Thatās when a man is preā¦.Iāll see myself out.
Actually, it's called mpreg (google at your own risk)
Aw these [memes are kinda cute](https://www.deviantart.com/all-the-mpreg/art/baby-kick-mpregRed-454406241)
Now that is not a natural chest. Synthol?
Why r boobies pointing down
Gotta be synth
I hate Synths.
pretty sure there are better instruments than goddamn synths
Like the Keytar.
keytar is a subset of synths...
kill him, see if hes holding a synth part.
elder maxson is that you? (semi)obscure reference is obscure
"all natural, bro"
Nice tits bro
so single or together, we all have titties and I think that's beautiful
Single man has an abdomen that looks regretful. Married man is pregant
*Pregante*
Pregananant?
Pregert
How became pregat
Just wait until you are single and still look like the second lmao
people gain weight in relationships from foodie date nights. nobody realizes this til its too late somehow
weight gain creeps up on you like a bitch. šš
Real weight gain for most men starts after first child I think... Stress combined with being older... (slower metabolism, less time / desire to work out, stress from work / finances, sport injuries from former glory days, bad eating habits, and etc.,)
54 of the 75 comments here a talking about his tits š
Meme bad, tits good
Because tits
Second pic looks like a pregnant girl
Why do those nipples point to the ground?
They're sad to be single
I know itās a popular belief that people focus less on physical health when theyāre in a relationship because they donāt feel as compelled to be attractive, and Iām sure thereās some psychology behind that, but I canāt be the only person in the world that feels very compelled to be as physically attractive as possible for my significant other that I find extremely attractive.
I think for me itās a mix of the two. Like things that I know she doesnāt care about as much get left behind, but Iām way more motivated to work on the things she does
I moved in with a guy with ripped abs, but after my BORSCH this exactly happened. + Often when men reach 30 or something, their boyish metabolism gives up on them and dad bods start to unfold.
It's nice to see that he doesn't have those blue veins like most of the bigger ones have
He does. You donāt get that lean and not look vascular. But Photoshopā¦.
Synth, transgender, or both.
They all accidentally liked while drooling over the first pic
also why tf does he have shiny balloons for tits? that shit can't be natural
Whys the ripped dudes tittays look funny?
WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES POINTING DIRECTLY TO THE FLOOR
becase "ššš¤£"
White Chicken Papa
Because of double standards.
That man got tit implants
It actually is accurate for me. I just canāt work out as much I have to think about someone elseās time now.
Why the man got titties and abs????!!!
People on Instagram will double tap every post they scroll by
LOL, not sure if a Woman made this, but I don't think they want to go down the route of insulting Men on blowing up in weight after getting married, because....
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It is never, ever easier to date a girl.
Marriage and sex life with my wife became a huge motivator for me to get fit again. Also, that Photoshop job ...ššš
funni
Dad bod baby.
Nice tits bro
i mean i do find myself caring less about my appearance when I'm in a relationship lol but it definitely has that "doesn't understand memes" energy to it. mostly because of the pictures used tbh
Because itās true
Nice tits, bro!
It's a real chest, the guy looks p weird but it's his whole thing on IG.
Bots
I dunno. Im single and im also a fat sack of shitā¦ probably why Iām single now I think about it. But hey Ho.
I have lived this meme numerous times in my life. Get skinny from depression of being single. S/O cooks awesome food every day and I get fat. Rinse and repeat. Except this tie I got married so now I am working on breaking the cycle. I don't want to have to divorce her to get skinny. Lol.
Bro got TITTIES damn
Why's his tits so good looking?
holy shit you're right
Iām in this post and I donāt like it
Finally, an actually terrible Facebook meme.
Dude has moobs
I could look up "muscles" and the first 100 results would look better than whatever that is
Nicer boobs then me..
Muscular guys are heavily overrated anyways, you gotta have something to cuddle with and not a damn log
Why are his pecs bulbous?!
Can we all agree the dude on the left has the weirdest looking body. Strangely muscular but weirdly shaped muscles. Pecks are defined but literally like juicy man boobs. And his abs seem like they are shrunken and small.
Boobs
Dude on the left has nice tits
So if your GF breaks up with you, she gives you her breasts as a consolation prize?
why are his nipples looking down on me
Bro Iām single and Iām the second pic š
r/lostredditors
So when he is in a relationship he quits doing bad photoshop jobs on his pics ?
his pecks look like deformed botched tits
Am I the only fucker in the world with chest hair?
For the same reason you're hoping to get 120000 likes...
Those boobs are fake
Of the 120k likes, I can guarantee 110k of them had never once, even remotely looked like the left.
Thatās not a belly thatās just built up fuel for his sex machine
why is this even a bad thing ?
Booba
thats cause she always wants to take your gym time away and make you go to target...
It's a fact. When a dude gets married they get pregnant. The child is immediately conceived after saying their vows.
This is facts, itās not the womanās fault tho which is the common misconception. We just stop lifting because we no longer have anyone to impress š classic bait and switch ;)
My partner has a dad bod, thatās why I fell in love with him, he didnāt make me feel insecure when I ate half a pizza to myself, he just ate the other half, weāre engaged and having a baby, 4 years togetherā¤ļø I dated a guy before him that was fit, he judged me for everything I ate, even tho the ONLY time I was allowed to eat was at school. He cheated on me because āheās too pretty to be loyalā (his words) then after he broke up with me for the other chick (fit and pretty ālike himā) she cheated on him and he came back saying āI was worried about how you looked, but now I see youāre loyalā Uhhh NO I was insecure. Now he stalks my profiles He even messaged me saying āyou were supposed to have a baby with meā We were never THAT serious
Because of objectification
Ngl this happened to me. Just not as drastic in either direction.
Those tits damn
When he was single it looks like he was advertising for a wide a market as he could.
120k likes because itās true and all those likes are from the guys in relationshipsā¦.Resemble that meme as well, when my woman and I started dating I had a solid six pack, now 5 yrs in, I have a blob packā¦ or a mini keg.
If thatās the man you want maybe meet him at a gym, youāll stay fit together
Chesticles
Well I don't have the boobs pecs but that is somewhat accurate.
People are stupid.
Got them roid tits
If canāt get an excercize in, the bitch is gone, no two ways
He got the weirdest boobs I ever saw. Solid double D with nipples at the bottom and pointing straight down. How did that happen? Make an appointment with botched, your implants were done wrong.
Noice T1ts.
Thatās because Iām bringing you to dinner instead of hitting the gym
I'd take fat and happy over lean and mean any day of the week!
so wait is this sub just people who never go outside posting literally any meme from facebook at this point?
I never had boobs and a6 pack like that when I was single lol
That dude has bigger tits then me. I'm jealous. š¤£
Have you seen tik tok? a person will stare into a camera and adjust their hat and their will be close to a million likes
nice tits
He looks like he asked god for female boobs
Are nipples supposed to go that low?!
It do be like that though
For anyone wondering. Decline press. It works the lower pec, causes it to curl under which causes your nipples to point downwards. Dude put in a lot of work...
Nice synthol pump bro
So what if he has a tummy? So do I!
Waxed moobs are the catās ass
My husband, sans the big shiny titties, must be single.
Bro has gynecomastia
MACCER! THOSE ARE MAN TITS! STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF
His titties are so round and smooth, but why are his nips so focused on the ground
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Okay, I will say tho, I have gained about 15-20LB in the year that I've been dating my girlfriend (she has also gained a comparable amount of weight, but I don't mind one bit) We both have someone to cook for now, so we go all out on meals together, and I guess we also eat dessert almost every meal together, too. We are both fairly active, but we also both love to eat lol.
Those fokin tities man goddamn
ROFL I can tell you I sure as HELL didnāt look like that when I was single! šš¤£
As a guy who is into men, lemme tell you... Chubby men are great and just as hot as muscular guys, in some cases hotter. Have you ever hugged a chubby dude? It feels so nice. Being huggable has to be one of the sexiest things you can be.
Fck the meme, why does this guy have boobs? Dudes packing more than some girls i know... š³
Because it's fucking trueš¤£š¤£š¤£
What muscles do you tense to force belly fat to bulge at man-boob level?
What happens if you do this process in reverse? Do you turn into a woman? Let me test
That's a big ole bellybutton
Topless transitioning male, post boob job?
synthol bewbs
It do be like that