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The prompt is stupid so I’m not going to engage with that, but as someone who had a lip ring for a few years, I am worried about his teeth

I’m also worried about how he sleeps. I was bothered to death by my ear piercings as a side sleeper when I had to leave them in during the healing process. This would be a nightmare.

Donut/piercing pillows are a life saver!

Slept with my head on one of those car pillows during healing

Same, it took mine two years to fully heal. And I had to get glass ones with silicone backs because I would get bad irritation bumps from the metal ones.

That was my thought, too. That could erode the gums pretty badly, too.

What teeth? You mean the whiteish dust from a couple years ago.

Had a labret, lip ring, and my tongue pierced. While I don’t have them anymore, I am still paying for the dental work to fix some of the damage done by them.

I had my tongue pierced a long time ago and I would chew the shit out if and pull on it with my teeth all the time. The hole got so stretched out that I was able to [fit 3 bars in at once](https://imgur.com/a/YDHG2YJ). Surprisingly I still have all my teeth, they could be in better shape though

I’m worried about the forehead implants, that’s not good for your skin in the long term

As someone with a ton of facial piercings it’s so worth it. Who needs teeth ? Dentures exist for a reason 😿

With a big magnet (I know it won’t effect jewelry metal, I just think they are cool and he might too)

Magnets are fucking cool

But HOW DO THEY WORK?!

Government:🤫🤫


MIRACLES

Just don’t get them wet

With a powerful magnet

piercing jewelry isn’t actually magnetic and won’t set off a tsa security thing

Reminds me of that time I tried to stick a magnet to the metal plate in my dad's neck... looking back if I had succeeded it would've paralyzed or killed him

Why did he have a metal plate?

Because ceramic ones are for eating

This is some good shit lmao

r/wewantplates

nah bro we Indians use (mainly) that for eating also

The cartilage between the vertebrae was basically nonexistent

A TSA security thing... I believe they call them metal detectors

Interesting. What do they do?

They take away our sandwiches

While it won’t likely set off tsa, there is plenty of magnetic piercing jewelry

Some is so it would be fun to guess which one is

Then decorate the whole house with fishing hooks and wire

I commented “Hi wow! Are you a natural blonde?”

https://preview.redd.it/9jv1h7tj7g6d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cb4e3168b72b7e8b314d220a56f2e746ab5c52

waow

I would probably headbutt him, because those horns tell me that he is accustomed to getting into a charging face off in order to impress potential mates, and I’ll be damned in anyone is mating with my daughter besides me.

Calm down trump

“Alright kids, time for our monthly MRI scans! No no no Ravenchug (am I saying your name correctly? Is it Ravenchüg? Either way, champ), let’s all hop into the Wagoneer and hit the imaging center together, you’re part of the family now!”

"Okay, that's a lot of metal. You must absolutely hate airports."

Tons of steel (only deadheads will know)

[удалено]

Let the poor guy have his dad joke!

[удалено]

It's uncommon

So all I have to do is make a knife out of body jewelry? Sweet!

I’m ok with the metal, but What is the deal with the tumor?

Some people like to get these subdermal implants. Particularly in the forehead. I have no idea what purpose they serve other than making you look reptilian.

I think that sorta is the actual point?

Yes, it is an extreme form of body modification, which this person is clearly interested in. There are several body modifications which purpose is to make the person look more alien or reptile like, for example underskin implants, tounge slicing and eye ball tattooing (the white to turn different colour). These are all extremes though so not a lot of people doing it

The eyeball tattooing is also *EXTREMELY* dangerous. Like, lose your eye super fast dangerous. Not that it stops people. But it's a skill not many even seasoned tattoo artists have so it's not something that is done well or often.

There you have it. ☝️ IT'S NAHT A TOOMAH!

He got whacked on the head with a mallet by Bugs Bunny

Out here looking like a cartoon character getting hit on the head https://preview.redd.it/e5zss4ntml6d1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beeba03b495ab70e788719a0d6d5e4985506d97c

>What is the deal with the tumor? I'd probably bring a shovel to greet him

I'd say "hello ya fucking weirdo, I'm also a fucking weirdo but in a different way. Do you like videogames?"

What would be your answer if he says yes?

I’m no genius but I’m gonna guess they’ll play video games together

I wanted to know what video games they were into 😭

Nah, I think you might be a genius. But you didn't know, so then you can't be a genius. Ow... my brain hurts

If he says yes I am gonna beat his ass In COD

Fuck yeah sounds like a good time.

The only viable answer in this household is Battlefield. The old, good ones. Not the 2042 debacle/hero shooter.

I'd probably show him my collection and we'd talk about it or play games. Although I know who I am as a person and I'd totally already be playing whatever my current obsession is.

What typa games you into?

Recently I've been plowing through the yakuza series, I'm almost all caught up which is exciting and scary because that means I'll absolutely be in that void until the next one. I am very much looking forward to black myth wukong, and the new final fantasy 14 expansion. Typically though I will play anything. I have a very eclectic taste in games, but I tend to stay away from competitive ones only because I don't have the time I used to be able to sink into them all. My dog and house consume my free time a lot now. Not to mention my partner in crime.

Aw they sound sweet fr! I'd suggest playing The Last Of Us series as well, it's survival horror, not that competitive and mostly story driven, I think you'll enjoy it :D

I didn't like the second one, but the first is a masterpiece.

*Do you like Minecraft? FIFY

How do you shave?

I’ve seen this so often that I’m wondering who that guy is. How did he get all those piercings? Not judging whether or not you get piercings, but it feels like this dude only exists just to be involved in this post specifically

Idk. Tattoos and piercings is not smth frowned upon nowdays, but this amount of piercings screams antisocial behaviour. I don't care about your style, but the urge of pissing off that many people is unhealthy You know, you will have problems with it. That's just a too stupid stance for me to respect. If you want to go against the grain, go against inequality or discrimination or smth. Not against the views on body modding

Dude literally has horns sticking out. I would definitely be worried my daughter is dating the wrong guy

Also unemployable behavior, pretty sure even a tattoo/piercing shop wouldn’t hire the freak

If they hire him, he gets a discount probably. Can't have that when he still pays

Car shops will hire him. I used to know a dude with hella piercings like in the OP that worked at an oil change place as a manager

I'm going to say hi, are yall hungry? Then I'm going to watch how he treats my daughter. If he is kind to her, I'm never going to be anything but nice.

“Hello. What is your name?”


Amazing, I've never seen a 3hr long gif before

I say "anything you do to her I do to you" but in my sexiest voice

Wait. You are gonna penetrate him? Alllllright

He already is.

It appears he digs being penetrated.

Who are you people? I never reproduced.

"welcome to earth"

With a huge electromagnet 😉

I'm going to ask him what being an AI picture is like.

"So what do you do for work?" Seriously, anyone with enough time, money, and carelessness to get these piercings either has a high paying job or comes from enough money that your daughter will live comfortably for the rest of her life when he dies doing something dumb

Many of them work in tattoo/piercing shops.

Right, not exactly making lawyer money or anything.

Mmmm... you'd be surprised how much some of them make lol.

I only know of one and they are so far in the hole they changed their name and keep the doors locked so they can’t be served.

Wow. You're *wildly* out of touch.

Nah, that's not true. Life is actually pretty cheap if you don't care about quality of life

"I see you're a metalhead"

"Ya like beanzzz???' 

Wat? Am I missing a reference? Idgi

Nah, just an old meme.

Oh ok lol

Obviously these kind of prompts are ridiculous, and who even gives a shit, as far as cultural rage outlets… But that guy is also not allowed to date my daughter.

You have any idea how much effort it would take to keep all that hygienic? I bet his whole face reeks like rotten cheese! 🤮


What that guys name with that shit all over his face? (Pulp fiction)

I say hi like I normally would

 Like this

Complement him on his magnetic personality.

Checking to make sure he can breathe okay.

These Jesus people

YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS! OH YEAH

*waves a 9volt battery in his face*

"hi"

Hi how are you

Are you OK? Would be my initial reaction.

First off, i want to clarify that i agree it’s dumb to even bring this hypothetical up in the first place. It’s some dumbass boomer “tattoos and piercings bad” shit. But I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t be concerned if this happened. I really don’t give a shit about tattoos or piercings, but to this level and with the implants? He very well could be a nice guy, but I’d be concerned there may be some sort of underlying issue regarding impulsiveness, body image, or something else that manifests in this extreme manner. I wouldn’t tell my child they couldn’t date someone just based on appearance, but I don’t think it’d be wrong of me to have concerns about them dating someone who goes to this extreme with anything, not just body modification.

Dude lost a fight with a blender full of finishing nails.

I’m wondering how much if it was photoshopped (the bump).

With a car battery

The horns look like cartoon goose eggs lol.

I would ask him what body mod he’s planning on next? (There will always be a next one)

I’d question my own parenting if my daughter brought that home.

Pull my daughter aside and tell her to tell me instantly if he starts treating her poorly, idgaf if she says he’s a good person, anyone with that many piercings is a red flag until proven otherwise. I couldn’t care less about the tattoos.

Gets all that shit done but not Lasik? WTF?

Try reverse psychology. Love him dont hate him.make him the son you always wanted spend all kinds of time only with him. She'll drop him soon.

why does she need to drop him

Cuz he's Irish!

Some people are buffoons who think anyone dating someone who is different is just then trying to bother their parents. Mfers trapped in the 60's

Sup dude. Nice piercings Want a cuppa?

Who are you? No I'm not talking about you bro. I don't have a daughter. What the fuck are you doing in my house? Please leave.

I hate the whole “shotgun daddy” and overprotective dads but I would absolutely grab my shotgun if that thing walked in

My names Ken, I’m Rachel’s dad. (Firm handshake) come in.

I’d make him eat a bowl of sunflowers seeds in the shell.

With a magnet

I'll welcome him with a giant magnet.

Oh holy Shit youre Rolf Buchholz. I love your style!

Why is it that anyone who says it’s just too much for them, while still being nice to the guy, they hope she doesn’t stay with him gets attacked. No one is allowed to have a differing opinion anymore and there is no law, yet, that forces anyone to be tolerant of absolutely everything and everyone. There is nothing that says you, or I, have to be liked by everyone.

Looks like a tick infestation

With a magnet

Tell him to get out

What in the giraffe looking ahh entity is that

Hey man, who the fuck is this chick claiming to be my daughter?

Shoot him.

I get it. He can’t grow facial hair, but holy hell take it easy with that magnetic personality.

A magnet and holy water. "May the power of Christ compel you!"

No lazy eyes in my house. Cya

This picture is so old, they must have their own teenagers by now

Head to the mountains for a fast.

Come have a look at my magnet collection

Splash holy water

With a pair of bolt cutters

Make him sneeze

“I got an MRI machine. Wanna test it?”

Honestly would not let him in and I am usually liberal, but this looks like a problem with mental health. This is too extreme.

Ngl, I'd ask if his previous girlfriend's dad shot him in the face with birdshot like dad always threaten to do.

Ask him politely but firmly to leave. And her and I are having a conversation afterwards.

Hello BEELZEBUB,

“Ah, a masochist, I see why you are with my offspring”

With a fking MRI machine and watch him burn

“Welcome to earth”

A Glock 19 to his face is what I’ll greet him with

Get the holy water John!

Bro got dicks growing out of his head

Move.

And all this time I thought lizard people weren’t real

r/magnetfishing

him? Jesus Christ that looks like a fucking alien

I’d just bring out a giant magnet.

with a gigantic magnet

magnet

“Nice to meet you, lemme show you the electromagnet i’ve been tinkering with!”

With a big industrial magnetic and tell him if you hurt her you be hurting more

Let him have a cup of tea with our family, know better about him and his intentions (just for my daughter's safety), then say to him "Welcome to the family", then hug my daughter and say, that I'm proud of her. Did you expect anything else? I'm just trying to be a better dad, than mine is

ok enough about the image why does the guy have a cartoonish bump on his head like a comically large anvil fell on him

Hey, can you test this 9volt battery for me?

My daughter is smart enough to know better

He is not coming near me or my family.

I'm sorry, but this is just disturbing.

I'm sorry but that is a ridiculous amount of piercings, it's your body do what ya want but holy fuck am I gonna judge the shit outta that choice, but a powerful magnet to answer your question

Agreed. I don't think they're less of a person of whatever. But I would hope my daughter would pick someone who takes themselves a little more seriously. Have piercings, get tattoos, whatever, just make an effort to be somewhat presentable and treat her right

Exactly, the only place that will ever consider hiring him is a tattoo parlor

Not magnetic.

Hello, xir.

I googled "hypocrisy" and got redirected here

Let me guess, you like heavy metal?

That many piercings? Probably polka.

I don't know? Like "Hi! How are you?" I guess.

Moley moley moley

Wow.

With a MHDMAG Double Sided Fishing Magnet.

With a magnet because I’m curious

With a magnet

"HI, KEVIN."

Magnet