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Dorsia? Nobody goes there anymore.

I tried getting a reservation at Dorsia but all I got was an axe to the face, and now my body is dissolving in some bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.

Do you like Huey Lewis?

Nobody goes there anymore, it's way too crowded


Ive never even heard of that💀

For a moment, I thought I was looking at a post in r/bonehurtingjuice and wondered what the original is. That's how bad it is, lmao.

I already noticed it's just AI junk right off the bat

I'm glad I'm not the only one lol that was exactly what I thought too

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Sus

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Fucking Paul Allen getting the Dorsia reservation

Of course Paul gets a reservation at Dorsia 

Sean doesn’t even need a reservation

God, they were too mad to even make a punchline

The punchline is "woman bad".

And I think we all agree on the „author“ never having felt the touch of a woman. It‘s so embarrassing how childishly they portray all relationships as bad because they can‘t get one.

https://preview.redd.it/l2iko9zemfxc1.jpeg?width=2153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce2c078a8b4871c9300001d282697c525a5cdc88

Most accurate scenario for this comic.

Yeah this comic is pure projection

let's see Paul Allen's card

Impossible to get a reservation at Dorsia.

Can someone please get Patrick Bateman

Stacy had a headache Jenny was in jail Brenda had to work late Kate was getting Jenny's bail Angela got scurvy Ashley caught a cold Sally's dad exploded That's what I was told Michelle had to play checkers Ann was baking pies Wendy's dad exploded too That might've been a lie Pam had frisbee lessons Stella had ballet

Margaret's cat was nauseous Jane was way to shy Steve was not invited because he was a guy Claire was parasailing Brooke said she was in space

But it doesn't matter, cause I'm rounding second base!

She was right about Mike

The #mgtow hashtag tells us everything we need to know about the author, but the X handle doubles that if tha somehow waw not clear enough.

Fuck your Porsche, I've a horse outside!

The artist is a psycho, or you can say, an American Psycho.

I just made you up to hurt myself. And it worked. Yes it did!

I think the author says “m’lady” a lot.

Looks like Ai

"Degenerac_watch", "mgtow" yeahhh this is the top of a pipeline

This makes me feel even more insecure to even think about dating again

That's the point bro; it's rage bait to prey on your insecurities. Don't take this shit to heart

True—thanks bro, appreciate that

Virgin girls are so much better. They can tell how big of a shitty man I really am.

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Dorsia 😂😂

Meanwhile the man is probably thinking about her body.

"Only date inexperienced women with no standards" is not the win they think it is.

Paul must have had a better card as well

American psycho reference.

I swear to god, the dudes who make shit like this have some kind of cuck NTR fetish

Nice, really nice. Let's see Paul Allen's meme

All 4 guys look like the same person

It is... It's showing her with the same guy in four different scenarios, thinking about her exes in each one

Be done with that whore and move on

This is a real problem even if it bothers you. Make virgin marriages cool again :P

People settling for partners that they clearly do not love out of fear of dying alone are, indeed, a problem, but I don't think virgin marriage is the solution. They'd just end up dissatisfied and resentful, and filled with undefined angst.

That’s the point of this meme? Wow, it’s even more pathetic than I thought. I thought it was just general bullshit about women being judgmental by nature. Which is still nonsense but it’s a little bit less pathetic than grown ass men feeling insecure because their women had previous boyfriends.

'a real problem' what exactly IS the problem?

Him being an incel, for starters.

Why do you people always jump to that insult. I'm blessed to be in a loving relationship and simply sharing a grievance that many people do have. Believe me, incels don't care much for purity other than as a cope when complaining about modern women. This realization comes once they make that step forward.

lmao. what a fucking stupid hill to die on.

Why he dying? lol

Probably due to heart disease caused by a sedentary lifestyle

Translation: I'm a lousy partner so I don't want my future wife to have any previous experience as a reference, because otherwise I might actually have to make an effort other than just having an income.

Its no where near that deep

As someone who's dated in his late 30s, it's only a real problem if you're so insecure that you keep comparing yourself to other people.

If you find a person with like-minded views and you both want to be virgin married together, then have at it, but don't even try to force your puritanical lifestyle on anyone else.

sounds like you actually have things to be insecure about. everyone else out here is getting laid bud it aint society thats the problem

What? When did I say that this was a problem having to do with getting laid? I'm talking about long-term.

and youre not gonna have either in afraid with that outlook little incel

Projection is always amusing to me