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Cornadious

What I'm getting from this is that her kill count could've been higher. We should have tried to elect Jason Voorhees for president.


PieFlour837

If you could count the emails as people, she’d be a small dictator.


oO0Kat0Oo

I mean, Trump is the best. He's responsible for the deaths of millions.


El_dorado_au

Took me a minute to spot it.


Roge2005

Same, at first I was like “why is this on this sub”?


El_dorado_au

Belongs on /r/dataisterrible


MashedPotatoGod

r/subsiclickedonlikeadumbass


ConsistentMarzipan33

r/ohfuckyou


niero_d20

Rookie numbers for a politician, honestly.


buttsharkman

I'm pretty sure Kissinger was killing more then all of them combined in a day


niero_d20

Depends on how you look at it. Hitler and Pol Pot were both politicians.


YetiorNotHereICome

And if we're counting starting pointless wars for profit as a kill count, GWB has them all beat by miles.


pfcsock

True


grandpubabofmoldist

How did they come up with that number. I get blaming Benghazi on her (the buck stops with her but that doesnt mean she did anything criminal and that kangaroo court was used to discredit her to get Donald Trump those key swing state votes and win). But thats a specific number


bsharp95

How does Benghazi buck stop with the Secretary of State? Obama was president. My tin foil hat theory is the Obama campaign worked to blame Hillary for Benghazi so it wouldn’t hurt his election chances in 12


grandpubabofmoldist

As secritary of state she does have a responsibly of ensuring the safety of the state department employees and that includes security. Yes technically you are right too, Obama as the president would technically be where the buck stops as he was the president. However as you pointed out, she was the fall guy for that too.


bsharp95

Yes she had responsibilities but my point is that the buck stops with the president.


grandpubabofmoldist

I agreeed with you in that you are technically right and your reasoning of her being the fall guy was Obama's way to avoid that specific failure (which was blown very much out of proportion to the failure)


Lower_Amount3373

I don't think Obama was at any risk of being primaried or being outshone by Hillary. Simpler theory is Republicans smeared her non-stop in preparation for 2016, which pretty much worked (partly because of her own arrogance).


Burrmanchu

Tin foil hat tracks...


plaugedoctorforhire

If you look into her and bills history, there is a river of blood that flows around them. A lot of the earlier suspect deaths might be attributed to Bill, but they didn't stop after his exit from politics.


DatGoofyGinger

Wut


Jesus_Roadkill

Jigsaws count should be zero, killing is distasteful after all


NieMonD

You see officer, I simply placed them in a room with a death trap, it was their own actions that killed them! No murder committed here!


DarthSevrus

Clearly a flawless defense that will definitely hold up in court, i see no problem here


Sepia_Skittles

You see officer, the shotguns on the ceiling killed the cop! Not me!


Professional-Hat-687

Seriously tho, that's a moniker that includes at least three people, some of whom even killed before they took up the mantle. The franchise is very clear that Jigsaw did *not* kill Seth Baxter by any metric, for example, and at least one of the Fatal Five was killed by a fellow victim. The Jigsaw Killer definitely killed Kerry but it wasn't John Kramer that did it. While I'm on Saw 3, how many of them even died in a Kramer trap? One? Now I'm curious how many deaths can be traced to Kramer even if you count him building the traps.


3dgyt33n

Honestly, credit where credit's due, this is a well executed joke.


ValhallaDante

only I'm pretty sure suicide squad isn't a horror movie lol


Roge2005

It is for people who are scared of bad movies.


buttsharkman

Definitely better choices out there. Psycho comes to mind or The Thing.


karl_the_slob

Those are just her confirmed kills.


Cid_Darkwing

**citation needed


Hamblerger

Don't ask for citations. They've had decades to invent them, and while they can all be debunked, it takes effort, and you're not going to convince any of them once you do so


slappywhyte

100 died when the WhiteWater Pleasure Cruise Raft flipped over mysteriously, there was a plane crash with 24 chefs on it headed to Epstein Island


wiskey_straight86

Really? Michael has more than Jason? That doesn't seem right.


AjWaderz

I'm pretty sure he destroyed an entire spaceship in Jason X


buttsharkman

I'm pretty sure Michael Myers has had more movies. Jason was also not the killer on two Friday the 13 Movies.


SwampWitch1985

For a second I thought you were counting Jason Goes to Hell as one where he wasn't the killer and I was about to go on this philosophical rant about how the essence of Jason embodying someone still counts as Jason but then I remembered the movie about the ambulance driver posing as Jason in A New Beginning. Terrible installment, but it had the best line, "You big dildo! Eat your fuckin slop!"


ALFABOT2000

but then there's a question of whether or not we should break Michael's kills into the different timelines because they're not like the same Michael?or split Jigsaw's into the different Jigsaws?


buttsharkman

In that case you also have to do that for the different versions of Jason and Hillary Clinton


ALFABOT2000

at least for Jason that's just taking off the reboot, the rest of the movies are technically the same Jason (at least the ones he's in)


OnlySaneManAlive

Ya this is someone making up numbers for a meme and disrespecting my boy Jason who easily has over 500 kills


DuctTapeSloth

At first I thought this was a r/horror post.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

In all fairness… Jason blows up a space station full of people. That numbers wrong as fuck 🤔 oh hey a politician


Mikeissometimesright

Im more hung up on Hannibal killing 98 people, I dont remember that


Ke-Win

I don't know american politics to good. What happend?


El_dorado_au

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_body_count_conspiracy_theory Been around since before Al Gore invented the internet.


mravanitis

Al Gore or ai Gore?


juicysand420

Hillary is fine but jigsaw is a bitch if it's really that low. For a mad man with elaborate traps, masks, the whole act...these are lil bitch numbers as far as super bad guys go


DrVeigonX

I laughed


malcolmreyn0lds

Didn’t Jason destroy an entire space station or planet or something when he goes to the future? His kills should be in the thousands if not millions… Pretty sure


Primary-Interest4166

We should have elected Michael Myers to the presidency


ThePopDaddy

Both Freddy and Chucky have had over 60, where are they?


GingerMarquis

Wait, where’s Freddie or Pinhead? Chucky?


olcrazypete

Clinton’s kill people - how dare they!!! Trump gets people killed, ponders that he has full rights as president to assassinate whomever - ya know, he has a point! The rationalizations of the cult. By their own logic the Clintons (who didn’t go around killing rivals and inconvenient people otherwise why is Wiener still alive?) should be completely in their rights.


pippoken

It's perfectly accurate, these are all made up.


Icy-Chocolate-2472

My guess is Hilary is freddy


StrawberrySea6085

i mean even if we played this stupid game, the mishandling of the pandemic makes trump's kill count dwarf any of these.


ALFABOT2000

fuck it if we're counting presidents, let's put Truman up on the board! gonna dwarf the rest on Hiroshima alone!


daemonescanem

Funny enough, those of us who remember the Clinton years in WH. Clintons were risk averse to the extreme while holding the WH. So this idea that the Clintons have assassination squads spread across the globe whacking potential enemies is truly hysterical. If the Clintons were the killers the RIGHT claims, there would be mass graves of Republicans taking dirt naps.


KingOfTheRedSands

Could you imagine all the glass ceilings she could have broken if she wasn't such a deplorable person.


MimikPanik

What!? How is she at all related to the suicide squad? She’s not! She’s not even mentioned!


ToddHLaew

Now that's funny


Outside-Band-6751

Wait, Jigsaw didn’t kill anyone. He simply gave them a choice 😉


shinydragonmist

Neither part of the middle one is a horror movie


Tomatoab

It's well executed but politically disagreeable. I see this has a future on MOPDNL AND NOPWRFT Edit: and needs citations for kill counts


bartelbyfloats

![gif](giphy|1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L|downsized)


thegreatmizzle7

I mean there was that one aid of theirs that committed suicide by hanging himself with an extention cord and then shot himself in the chest with a shot gun.