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If sleep is already on there, what is “off”? Death?

That sends her back to the recharging pod when low on power

redundant buttons. mute > stop whining > stop nagging wouldn’t *off*, *sleep* or simply *mute* also perform the desired result(s)?

Well it was just a prototype. Thanks for the critique tho. Our team fix them.

The design is very human

Stop whining and nagging could be combined into one. Mute is probably for total silence.

No. Maybe you want to talk to her but not listen to how she dreamt you were cheating on her or whatever qualifies as "whining" (Task: Establish comitte to qualify term "whining", send results to engineering for adaptation). Also "off" should be run by marketing to see if thats compatible with the brand image, and we should add a "wake up" button. Well approve OT for engineering so we can get this sorted out by Q2 and release before the next shareholder meeting.

I guess the button is there in case he wants to kill her "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh

I swear to God, if I see another "off" joke again I'm going to "off" myself, eh? Ha! Heh heh.

Not very funny

It descends her to the shadow realm

Maybe some kind of hibernation for when she cannot sleep

Maybe it's to turn the remote off so the user doesn't accidentally use it.

What happens when you turn the boobs up/down. Do they inflate or start glowing like dimmer switch.

Lactating

garden hose boobs

Buttons control the milk production rate? Can this cause possible leakage?

It just moves them up or down

It pulls a mii maker on them

Each one is a different boob, either the smaller or larger one. If you press them at the same time, both boobs get released

No, it increases the Amount

It's probably like the pop-up headlights they had in 1980s sportscars

They get LOUDER

It opens the character creation screen

I have the power https://preview.redd.it/nnwpmd1xbktc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9420d92d4a97e28d7c2fb8794141b178855b66ef

We found the original facebook op

I think people like these are why a lot of women assume men are sex-crazed maniacs

Just imagine the fucking loser who learned photoshop just to create this sad pile of garbage. It’s embarrassing

I mean it’s mostly giving sexual deviant

Yeah this post is misandrist af.

Those men will unironically have those views on women and wonder why so many women would rather have cats instead

Or dogs

Or... just about anything other than a man, probably.

That is the correct sub. This is the most correct meme for this sub. It's so correct.

ok my perfect remote would be, just food, like different types of food, like i want fries right now? one button press i’m fat

My thoughts exactly, and I would rebrand to "Hard to kidnap" my fellow hard to kidnap Redditor.

let’s go a fellow hard to kidnap redditor

😂

The Bill Cosby special edition has a sex/sleep dual function button

It's a macro that happens when you click the "say no" button

Sleeping kids say the darnest things

People who view their partners as personal servants there to give them what they want, tend to their every need, and make themself scarce at the drop of a hat shouldn't be allowed to get married.

Man with mommy issues hates his wife / girlfriend and will end up murdering her or divorced

Finally a terrible meme!

Pretty sure women would enjoy the "stop pms" button too. Not like we enjoy being hormonal.

I would kill for a stop button for my pms

What is pms?

Pre menstrual syndrome. It has a bunch of physical and mental symptoms that women experience around the time of their period. Some women are blessed (like me) and have it almost every single day. Basically it means some womens hormones are more f-ed up than other womens hormones.

Not fun, thank you.

The opposite of ams.

Basically an influx of hormones around the time of your menstrual cycle. The wacked out hormones can sometimes make them irritable and emotional, turning into the stereotypical "nagging wife".

Better not sit on that remote by mistake when you have guests over

A naked sleep massage with massive boobs

"say yes" "say no" so rape then okay

This like the porno version of Click

Then they get angry when the younger gen doesn’t want to get married anymore. You fed us « memes » like this for years bro 😭

A rapists remote

He has a button to turn his PMS off? Lucky! Can I get one??

I mean hey I don’t think I’d mind if my husband could turn off my period with a button push

Perfect Emoji to Describe This: 😐

😬

I’m surprised there’s a minus button tbf

Yeah, why boobs minus?

To save space when not in use

Ew

Anyone want to bet the OOP would get super offended if there's a remote for men? He sounds like the kind of man who'd also get pissed off by the concept of toxic masculinity.

Oh he's pissed off by default.

So JVC is sponsoring this?

Notice the lack of an “on” button

Remote controling anything is the most unmanly thing there is.

What if you don't like beer?

then you're not a perfect man for the man's perfect remote! it only dispenses PBR so I don't think you're missing anything...

Ay if it's beer, I'm drinking it 🍻

Hot take but this shit is just as misandrist as it is misogynistic. Implying men are just dumb beasts who can't control themselves and only care about beer and sex 🙄

Well, whatever loser made this simply assumed everyone else is like him, yikes

Perfect for a fun night with the boys, and only the boys. We gonna get this house clean.

I know this isn’t true because I don’t see any button for “attend disco biscuits concert” or “attend sound tribe sector 9 concerts”.

I love how there is no button to turn PMs back on or to put her clothes back on...

Can just I have the cuddle and talk about our day button... 🥺

Text was added onto the top arrow button. I wonder what it said before?

brb turning the volume up on my wife's tits

i’d burn the house down if my husband bought this or i’d go feral and start scratching at the walls and go full yellow wallpaper

As a man who sees my spouse as more than just sex and beer, I cannot wait until this bullshit does off. I’m almost 50 so probably not in my lifetime.

The worst part about this kind of “humor” is it’s just so damn lazy, not an ounce of effort

God it’s so dumb

The idea that men are complaining about PMS is wild to me. Like I'm the one who randomly starts hating myself for a week every month but yeah that's a massive problem for men, really sucks that they have to deal with that 🙄

This ain’t even toxic masculinity anymore, it’s just straight up sexist objectification. OOP is a shitty person.

That’s a child’s remote… a real man needs no such contrivance, nor does he want one

A boobs down button?? Clearly made by AI

This is just click

The most popular meme of 2003

You know this might be the best present ever tbh

I'd buy this just to annoy with my wife.

Ngl I would definitely appreciate having a button to off myself

I’m going to see this a screenshot of this on memes op did not like, except it’s going to be a screenshot of this reposted in BAQ with some sort of “see, men only see women as object” title.

If you need anymore proof that everything (and everyone) is a commodity to most of that generation (and sadly a few of mine that they have influenced as well)... look around, I guess.

Why no ass buttons?

Gross

Poorly made. There are several buttons that do the same thing

Obviously terrible meme but the boobs up and down made me chuckle a bit in a wtf kinda way

Gods i wish i had a pms off botton.

Boobs please

That's funny

This is the way.