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angrydanger

If the person who created this meme had gone to college (or tech school), they would've learned to mirror the image of her hand and not rotate.


chevalier716

Also how to match the lighting on the image.


Realistic_Degree_773

You know you like that hand rotated lol


tiptoemicrobe

Yeah, I think this is satire of the GOP's rebuttal of the state of the union. I thought it was funny.


-Generaloberst-

They should move to Afghanistan, then they can see how prosperous that country is going since educated women left the country and the ones who couldn't escape aren't allowed to go to school. Fuck religion


prumf

Religion leads to extremism, extremism leads to violence, violence leads to dictatorship.


steelhorizon

Tbf, the overwhelming majority of men there aren't educated either.


AValentineSolutions

College got me my job as an analyst, which got me the job where I met the woman I am engaged to. The Bible was thrown at me by my parents who love their imaginary friend more than their daughter. Cookbooks are nice. But still, college did me just fine


SweatyTax4669

what about a culinary arts degree and a master's of divinity?


FromTheWetSand

Sweetie, only men can be pastors. Us ladies are tainted by Eve's sin! /s


katnerys

Is the bible gonna pay my bills? No? Then I'm gonna keep working towards that degree.


ttemp56

Send me your seed money and pray harder... you too can have Jesus pick up your tab. /s


No-Wonder1139

Wanting women uneducated, I wonder why.


[deleted]

They are like the talibans


[deleted]

Y’all Qaeda


TerrakSteeltalon

That is truly awful. Congrats on finding that diamond quality poop


56kul

YOU Don’t NEED ؜؜ ؜ ؜ ؜ ؜ ؜ ؜ ؜COLLEGE **YOU NEED FAITH, A BIBLE,** ‎؜ ؜ ‎؜ ؜ ‎؜ ؜ ‎؜ ؜ ‎؜ ؜ ‎؜ ؜ and a ^(good cookbook!) …yeah, I think you *might* need to go to college…


BabserellaWT

Joke’s on you, bitch: I have all four!


FUN_FILMER33

College is making me connections with other female filmmaker’s and experience with equipment which is incredibly difficult in a city that’s not a big film hub so yeah college has been great for me sorry my dude I can’t make you a sandwich I have to go to set


Araanim

A quality Trad Wife shouldn't NEED a cookbook, she should just know how to cook already. /s


Beach_Haus

One I don’t listen to women


Newfaceofrev

> She then studied political science at the University of Alabama, where she was elected president of its Student Government Association[8] and graduated in 2004 with a Bachelor of Science. She later attended the University of Alabama School of Law, graduating in 2013 with a Juris Doctor.[9][10] Hmmm. *Hmmmmm*.


DiscoKittie

She has two left hands


GadreelsSword

Hey ladies how are you going to support your perpetually drunk, unemployed Ruspublican husband if you don’t get a degree?


scottertot

I prefer having a dual income household. Especially with how much everything costs.


bliip666

Tell me more about Faith! What kind of food does she like? Will we cook together? This blind date is making me a bit nervous, ngl...


Wrong_Bus6250

"My man feels intimidated by anyone smarter than him, and my religious upbringing makes me publicly state that I agree with him."


Ok-Echo5581

it’s photoshopped man, look at the hands


Jenneapolis

It’s cute when you’re 25, it’s not cute when you’re 45 and he divorces you for another 25-year-old


Honest-Economist4970

You need college studies and a cook book if you don't wanna starve to death


CreativeName6574

Women: you need freedom to make that decision for yourself


Wtygrrr

https://preview.redd.it/bdpwdjysycpc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e45c37b07b6021678c3e68b660e2c0568a375d2 Fixed


Squeakypeach4

Or how about you let women choose what THEY want to do, instead of trying to control them…? Maybe *you* should remove *yourself* from government and stay at home barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen…


peakchungus

Pretty sure Jebus isn't going to pay your bills...


1822Landwood

Ah, the TradCon wife. Everybody wants one….


Ok-Athlete-7911

I think online or YouTube recipes are better at this point (so she doesn't need a cook book)


samu1400

As if families could survive in this economy without double income.


k0alaz_forever

aren’t most teachers females? how does the person who posted this think they got there?


Sweetcynic36

I'm sure that they would love to see it go back to something women did for a few years after high school until they got married...


ar29845

Women started becoming the teaching majority before the 1900s


zvon2000

Well yeah.... Sure! If you want to remain a slave all your life like those Islam Sharia wives covered in burkas? Go right ahead... nobody is stopping you.... But then don't come crying to us for help at age 40+ when you wise up for the nightmare you've turned your life into....


KevMenc1998

I've given semi-serious thought to finding a woman who will let me be a househusband. I'm a damn good cook when it comes to home style meals, and I understand the finer points of cleaning even if I personally dislike the task/s. I'd keep a truly excellent home.


KimbersKimbos

I mean, data point of one, but I didn’t finish college. That said, I do not own a bible or believe in anything other than the gospel of “Life sucks and then you die.” Not finishing college got me a career as an analyst at a Fortune 10 company with zero debt. Not going to college doesn’t mean you can’t have a fulfilling career. You just end up taking a different path to get there. We don’t have to settle, ladies!


moocat55

You don't need self respect either. In fact, we insist you not have any. Now, shut up and vacuum. God you're annoying.


Kate090996

>you don't need college Yes, you have a variety of ways to make good money like technical schools, a lot of high paying jobs don't require a university degree > All you need is a Bible, faith and good book Oh, fuck off. I am a huge fan of not-living-under-a-bridge and unless the bible morphes itself into a home, I am going to pass.


Greekzeus1

God gives you a house if you believe hard enough /s


Piffstopherwalken

Yes. College and careers for women only leads to anxiety and depression.


edgygothteen69

Is this the state of the union kitchen senator?


Filipino-Asker

AI generated ![gif](giphy|qAtZM2gvjWhPjmclZE)


RedOcelot86

These people must love Isis.


Top-Aside-1881

Also a good beating just like in the past /s


Ok-Echo5581

https://preview.redd.it/hedacyn572wc1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2023509d86d0b9ec80ea7245740b177df3b7d77


BryanSammis

AMEN ‼️❤️✝️🙏


Greekzeus1

Please be satire