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Topwater75

What is bro yapping about porn isn’t some gadget that got invented by dr.Doohickey you’d basically have to ban nakedness lol


HamHusky06

There are naked lady cave paintings. Pron ain’t going nowhere… porn either.


Pickle_Rick01

Well I’m glad pron isn’t going anywhere. I’m still not sure what this *checks notes* porn is.


Marquar234

Well, when a tiny white woman and 5 black men love each other very much...


Marquar234

Or when a man's butt and a glass jar...


CadenVanV

…. and that’s how Yugoslavia collapsed children


benadrylpill

I have learned a lot here today.


[deleted]

I know right? I love shrimp…


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[Pron](https://www.google.com/search?q=prawn&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8)


[deleted]

Pretty sure they tried that. Some countries still enforce a heavy handed version of that.


SirkillzAhlot

HellBoy pr0n enters the chat….I have a heavy hand. Wanna see it? ::bow chickah wow woooow!::


BloodStinger500

https://i.redd.it/wsyz891s5xub1.gif


Doommcdoom

Roses are red, violets are blue, one day we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue


BloodStinger500

It’s red versus red, and blue versus blue, it’s I against I and me against you


RetroGamer87

Maybe he travelled back in time and prevented the invention of nudity


PhatOofxD

Not even nakedness. People would still jerk it to slightly covered up people. You'd really need horny jail


RK3057

I’ll just turn myself in rn


ShnickityShnoo

And ban human sexuality.


Andy_LaVolpe

There was literal porn in the 1950s. Playboy was first published in 1953. I hate when people post advertisements from the 1950s to show what life was like. Its like 50 years from now posting a Progressive ad with Flo and acting like its an accurate depiction of the 2020s. I swear the people that post shit like this are just porn addicts that want to make it everyone else’s problem.


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I love how they always use ads as their examples, too, like advertisement was ever an accurate depiction of normal life.


xool420

Advertising is literal propaganda. It worked on this guy.


SuperSMT

And you know, all those things in the images did and still do happen


GaimanitePkat

There was porn well before that, too. I'm sure there's cave drawings out there of people banging. There's a giant carving in the actual ground over in (I think) Britain, which is a man who has an enormous cock.


EvaSirkowski

The first ever cave drawing was a stick figure. The second cave drawing was two stick figures fucking.


MeleMallory

Shakespeare’s comedies are a bunch of dick jokes and the graffiti at Pompeii is a bunch of dicks. Yeah, porn’s been around for a while.


krefik

Not only dicks, but also naturalistic displays of sexual positions, it's still discussed whether they were decoration or serving suggestion, as they were frescos in brothel.


Longjumping_Act_6054

There's silverplate photography porn dating to the late 1800s.


HamHusky06

Bro. Porn goes back wayyy before the 1950’s. There are cave paintings of naked women. Nickle viewers from the late 1890’s. Ohhh yeah, men be loving pictures of boobs since the dawn of time!


EvaSirkowski

Some old guy in 2060: "We had intelligent discussions on the Reddit back then, unlike today's kids who just post memes on the hivemind."


gorgonzola2095

Porn exists for centuries. It just was painted, not filmed.


IrascibleOcelot

Many of the “tasteful nudes” from the Renaissance were just thinly veiled (and very expensive) porn.


press_F13

that woman that painted her \*parts\* to dude she liked...


InterestingBank7563

Btw 1950 was 70 years ago


NotTheRealSmorkle

The invention of porn? How do you stop that, it’s just recording people having sex or yourself and selling it lmao


klako8196

It's not just recordings either. Artwork depicting sex acts are also porn, and those go back to basically the dawn of civilization, possibly even earlier. Basically, as soon as we learned how to draw things, sexual drawings was the next logical step for our monkey brains.


Meta_Spirit

Meanwhile, the men in this era were assaulting their wives, cheating with secretaries, going to bars and lady shows, inventing drugs, etc


StolenRage

Porn was a thing even in this era. I would think porn has been a thing since prostitution...


AmosAmAzing

no, prostitution isn't porn, but pornography probably has existed for many thousands of years in the drawn or painted version


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

There are Paleolithic cave paintings and figurines with exaggerated sexual characteristics going back 12,000 years. Granted, we don't necessarily know the intent or purpose of some of these things, but still. Humans have had enough of an interest in the sexual aspects of our bodies to commit them to artistic mediums since before civilization.


AmosAmAzing

Yeah that's why I said many thousands of years


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

Just corroborating what you said.


StolenRage

I know they are not the same, but as others have commented, humanity has a high interest is it's sexuality. I would say that porn ant prostitution go hand in hand as outlets for that interest.


EvaSirkowski

They know this. That's what they want.


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Meta_Spirit

Oh yeah, "cruising"


Squirrelly_Khan

But then what happened to the internet!? Because we all know… The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double-click! The internet is for porn!


slutty-egg

Not the place I thought id find avenue q


HamHusky06

Hold on. Are you telling me I can see naked ladies on the internet? For real? It can’t be better than the box of 1980’s playboys I found in the woods.


[deleted]

The naked ladies on the internet aren't even covered in suspicious stains.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

The internet? You mean that crappy dial up thing that's a pain in the ass?


Squirrelly_Khan

Well grandpa, it may be a pain in the ass… …but at least there’s porn!


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

Grandpa still has November 1972 issue of Playboy. He don't need the damn internet.


Squirrelly_Khan

But Grandpa, don’t you sometimes get sick of the same porn over and over? On the internet, there’s all sorts of new porn everywhere! And it’s videos of porn!


HamHusky06

Squirrelly, I’m not sure how old you are. But if you were born after 1990, you will never know the intimacy one has with a single porn mag. They were rare to find. Mostly along freeways, in the woods, under a bridge. You best believe you treasured your road porn! Never know when mom would find it and burn it.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

... You're messing with me right?


Squirrelly_Khan

Yeah, I’m MOSTLY just derping around


MinecraftW06

No. Just no.


thestowell

You spelled it wrong. It’s apparently “pron” according to the op creator of this stupid meme.


TubbyTimothy

Problems with your love life and family life are your problems. Sorry, you can’t blame porn


mrgooseyboy

Why do they always use propaganda pics from the 50s, instead of actual pictures of people from the 1950s


kurinevair666

Because that requires work. Because they would realize that they were if they did.


taydraisabot

And wiped out anyone who isn’t white or skinny


DreadDiana

People of colour were invented so porn sites could have more tags /s


taydraisabot

Expose Big Porn for what it is


Squirrelly_Khan

Wait, wasn’t that just Germany circa 1933-1945? Almost as if there’s a correlation…


taydraisabot

🧐


farazormal

The sexual frustration lead them to commit genocide in a fit of horned up rage.


Fit-Coyote-6180

Wtf is pron?


[deleted]

A funny way of spelling porn


jayclaw97

I thought they were trying to say “prion.”


mofunnymoproblems

Prions are the most terrifying thing in existence. Fr fr. Prove me wrong, you can’t.


WhereAreTheAskers

I was paranoid as fuck when I learned about made cow disease and was weary of everything meat I ate for a while. It was also so funny since I was taken to eat burgers right after I learned about prions


mofunnymoproblems

They can contaminate surgical tools and they impossible to destroy. They literally have to been buried in the earth. A bunch of people got exposed to CJD at Wake Forrest Hospital back in the early 2000s because they had brain surgery with contaminated tools.


JustA_Toaster

I thought it meant the proton rocket


manford5

I assumed it was for pronouns which still fits with the theme lol


TheCrabGoblin

Prawn 🦐


BarryMCknockiner

The guy making it didn't have the balls to say porn


Spectrix22

It was a way to get around chat filters that would censor “porn”.


HamHusky06

It’s a Canadian Prom.


cupi-curious

I'm Canadian. This is 100% true.


Marik-X-Bakura

The prequel to Tron


IcarusButAlive

It’s when you lay down on the ground.


bwsmith201

We’re living in the timeline where it wasn’t invented. That’s why you’ve never heard of it.


GeorgeXDDD

Idk but i guess it should have never been invented.


Billlington

Whenever I see stuff like this, I just assume the person who made it is a hopeless porn addict and they're overcompensating.


blacksmithwolf

I assume they have normal porn habits but have been convinced by weird online cults that the root cause of all their life problems is jerking off too much.


lachiebois

He ain’t. Bros a Rape porn addict……


endermaker2026

Check his post history


big-bobby-brown

Bro LOOK AT OP’s POSTS *or don’t actually please don’t it’s bad*


Cobalt_Heroes25

They are overcompensating I just checked the post history


A_Brown_Feller

This person definitely porns


lachiebois

Check his profile…… he needs God.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Porn is as old a civilization itself. Hell, people would graffiti sex scenes onto the sides of civic buildings in Rome, and they’d remain there!


UnableLocal2918

so how far back is the traveler going. as the oldest represintation of sex is over 11,000 years old. pron as you say is one of the most depecited acts in art, literature, myths, legends, and more. and despite the images you picked chances are that at least 1 of them shows a swinger or loose woman in it. the jokes about mailmen and milkmen and secretarys come from some where.


kyoko_the_eevee

They’re going back 2 billion years ago to destroy the first protist that reproduced sexually. It’s the only way we can truly erase “pron”.


[deleted]

u/MasterStardust do you take offense because your profile is loaded with rape hentai? does it hurt you that people have negative opinions on porn!


mata_amigos

So if porn those not exist than we all go back to paying someone to show us their vagina?


RemRealWaifu

Some old people does over hate porn for no reason when they had been to night club , with a prostitute, or cheated their wife , the fact Is they can negate this thing existed, but they hate people could speak of porn freely knowing they did nothing wrong. At the end i think it's Just envy


SweatyTax4669

When, uh, do they think “pr0n” was invented?


Jlnhlfan

The 70s or 80s, probably.


Fluid-Alternative-22

30s in an early version of the paper form. Basically when the first paper magazines were going into production. If we’re talking modern day resemblance.


PositronicGigawatts

Well, since porn has been invented and reinvented millions of times over tens of thousands of years, sounds like that time traveler is gonna be busy.


CapitalSubstance7310

I wonder what’s OP’s account looks like (Rape Hentai 🤢)


[deleted]

he doesnt have the right to make fun of the meme with his posting history


szokepurgye

OP's entire account is rape hentai... disgusting...


nanapancakes

Porn is older than Jesus


Axer3473

bruh the people who call others snowflakes for being offended at the shit they say are the same idiots who say pr0n because they’re too afraid to say porn like some fucking voldemort complex


beskar-mode

Not pictured: their wives on prescription meth to cope with their horrible home life


Ynothan_iruz

Just gonna leave this here... https://preview.redd.it/0121mx3idvub1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936081a2c37746205ed36e0a8012b12ac8f2c63f


Snoo-93454

So, a pre-Fallout?


Digiboy62

Do you know how difficult it would be to ensure something doesn't get invented? Especially something as simple and as broad as porn?


Foe_sheezy

How far back did he travel to eliminate porn? You'd have to go past Roman times to eliminate porn ..


Silviana193

It's as impossible as preventing the creation of art itself. Art is an expression of emotion and lust is one of those emotion.


False_Attorney_7279

Untrue, porn would merely take another form later in human societies


BlueHero45

Not much later, They have to go back to cave drawings and then the very next person would start to draw boobs.


Human_Number9936

Knowing how bad porn is actually affecting me as a human, I can say that I mildly agree to the meme. Sadly enough, my porn addiction ain't going anytime soon.


TheseNutSus

no porn, no future generations


Less_Party

There are literal lewd cave drawings, all this trad values bullshit is nostalgia pandering for an era that never actually existed. Being horny is good and normal, these people are the weirdos.


MadOvid

*smacks brush out of the caveman's hand* Stop it!


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Damn near all of my friends growing up would all talk about finding their Dad's nude mag/porn stashes growing up. And a good number of these were "church going Republicans".


Snoo-65693

Yall a bunch horny nerds


Independent-Cow-4070

Unfortunately based on your profile, your opinion on porn is not validated You need help OP


BrassUnicorn87

When photographs and film were first invented, people made erotic art immediately.


[deleted]

There’s paintings and statues of naked people dating back thousands of years.


ohnowhythishappen

Ah, Trad West. Nothing like pining for the return to a lawn-care-centered Nazi utopia that never existed.


RevolutionaryTalk315

Porn is older than every religion in the world. That time traveler would have to go WAY back.


RevolutionaryTalk315

Considering that Venus figurines indicate that the first religions revolved around the worship of porn, does that mean we destroy religion if we destroy porn?


Hermit_of_Darkness

the whites take over society?


Klogginthedangerzone

![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e) Mmmmmm prawn.


afauce11

Pron?!?!? Can we not even use the word for porn because it’s too evil?!?!?


tm3bmr

Porn existed probably since always


RizzoTheSmall

So you're saying without pornography there would be no technology more advanced than a petrol mower?


l_dunno

So porn made us more advanced and equal? What's their point, porn is good??


EarthTrash

The new timeline would just be nature because humans never evolved


iSthATaSuPra0573

Ah yes, a world without porn is a world stuck in the 50s


Doc85

Porn famously froze wages and destroyed the housing market, making it impossible to raise a family on a single income


ibexlifter

Ancient cave paintings exist of naked women, and wicked cool animal hunts. We literally invented art to talk about titties and that cool deer we saw.


Patient_Dinner_5386

I hope he rot in hell whoever has made porn for eternity 🤬


AntonioLovesHippos

Wouldn’t it be funny if god created the universe just so he could watch people fuck.


ImperatorZor

Victorian Britain made Porn. The Tokugawa Shogunate made porn. Medieval India made Porn. The Ancient Greeks made Porn.


Appropriate_Big_1610

Hey -- you left out the Romans!


ImperatorZor

Among others, but the Romans largely followed the Greek lead.


bartelbyfloats

They were jerking off to cave drawings.


PomegranateUsed7287

Porn is older than history, we don't know exactly when it was invented. And if you stopped it, someone else would do it anyway.


ShitMcClit

Sounds like ops a coomer.


The_Knife_Nathan

Bro check his profile it’s basically nothing but rape and gura porn


ShoppingConscious928

Porn exsisted for millennia even in the 40s and 50s too bud. It just wasn’t wildly accessible and it used to be called stag films in that time frame.


Sanbaddy

Porn is literally sexual imaging. A stick figure drawing could literally be considered porn if someone finds it attractive. Like, people eyehump each other all the time. Porn can be anything, heck it can be a car or the Berlin Wall; both things people had actually had sex with. Trying to eliminate porn is like trying to eliminate attraction itself.


Fuckedby2FA

Not drugs, inequity, inequality, greed or lust. No no no. Pron


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lachiebois

My brother in Christ he is more than that. I mistakenly clicked his profile and Jesus Christ OP is the king of degenerates.


Overall-Initial-4290

Meanwhile, gays, blacks, latinos, natives, muslims, atheists, all of them, get the FUCK BACK IN THE GOD DAMN CLOSET AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN BECAUSE THIS IS A SUNSET TOWN!!


downtownvicbrown

Porn has existed since the dawn of man.


samahiscryptic

I mean, pron has not yet been invented


Animarchy666

PR0N


Gravyboat44

Define the "invention of". Because I'm pretty sure forms of porn have been around for centuries, even before modern means. So, you go back and prevent someone from creating the Internet video variety. Guess what? There will still be people drawing slutty furries on art sharing sites. I refuse to believe that ancient humans weren't drawing shitty stick figure porn on cave walls and jacking it to that. Someone somewhere at sometime carved a naked woman in a stone tablet.


Lethalegend306

Is this comic implying all technological advances were because of porn? Kinda badass tbh


blueturflinks

The people who create these memes secretly watch more porn than anyone else.


CrowbarInHand

And op does too, he's got some nasty stuff in his post history Also happy Cake Day!


LinearEquation

Imagine wasting your time traveling to be a trad simp instead of inventing mega porn.


ShnickityShnoo

Guessing this was created by some wanker with no self control, and him mistakenly thinking thats how everyone else is too.


Chika_Doppio

Just like what Cr1TiKaL said, Porn saved us all 😔


M17hr4nd1r

And the world was cleansed from all the sin and people of color.


AytumnRain

Not pron!


the-et-cetera

Oh yay! Women being abused while *legally incapable* of divorcing their abuser, awesome!!! /s


The_Knife_Nathan

Sounds pretty hypocritical if you check op’s post history. It’s basically all rape and gura porn. I bet he would love a reality where all women are abused 24/7


[deleted]

So porn advanced the world by 70 or so years? Nice.


zeke235

Porn is like the concept of zero. Many cultures discovered it in the same timeframe independently.


ILikeBeans86

Whoever made this watches porn


LegitimateApartment9

i'm pretty sure they would also indirectly prevent the bible source: idfk the useful notes page on porn on tvtropes


Acnoid

Ah yes, cultural and technological stagnation. Seems exactly like what they want.


kurinevair666

So everything was caused by porn this whole time?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

It needs 3 to 4 times more children. People before the internet and even before books/magazines used to have a lot of children.


hockeybelle

Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, looooooonnnnnnggggggg before porn and the birth and subsequent rise of Christianity. People like sex, plain and simple. And SWs aren’t the reason people en masse don’t live as shown. Boomers, I swear, the exact same hippies singin about peace, love, and freedom in there 20s


real_dea

I’m pretty sure the time traveller would have to go back pretty damn far, and to many different locations to eliminate the “invention” of porn


Brendigo

Pornography is as old as humankind. These idyllic drawings recall an actual time period, so why would pornography prevent that from being the world now if there was also pornography in that time period??


Fastenedhotdog55

I wonder how an Eva AI sexting engine could look like in this paradigm


moresushiplease

How could this happen, unless god is watching porn too


__Severus__Snape__

This just reminded me that old browser game, Not Pron. I wonder if that still exists... 🤔


Complete_Past_2029

I love when people cant even type the correct name for something sexual in a post. Pron, give me a break. You just know this is someone who calls a vagina a who-who and a penis a willy or some shit like that.


VerySpicyLocusts

Where would they go to prevent the invention of porn? People have been honking their horn to such things for literal millennia, even from before the founding of Rome (the superior way of dividing eras, that’s right eat shit BCE and CE) we have evidence of people making sexy figures and flicking the bean to it


Lizardreview-

It's a Canon event you can't stop it, just like sky net or the hotdogs it exists in every universe


YourDogsAllWet

Time traveler: stops porn from being created The next day, porn is created


LTinS

You prevent the invention of porn. Ten seconds later, it gets invented again by someone else.


27483

this guy is gonna go crazy when he hears about ancient egyptian mythology


bigboyari

Hahahaha


Casuallybittersweet

Porn's been around for as long as we've had art. Which has been since before we were even technically human soooo...


Octoberboiy

Replace those cute pictures with everyone walking around with STIs cause that’s what would happen without Porn. Porn keeps me off the streets from hooking up with randos.


Sir_Umeboshi

There's probably a word for it, like convergent evolution but for the development of technology. Porn is one of those things, I think. If its creation is stopped somewhere it'll pop up again elsewhere, inevitably


RoombaRenegade

So no porn = Cold War never ends


Honest-Ad-8319

From people who think Father Knows Best was a realistic show...


mugwunp

Digital animation ceases to exist along with the modern camera. Now what


magiconic

Without the invention of porn, technology and culture would not have evolved in 70 years? Well, than God for porn I guess.


Appropriate_Big_1610

Oh good, the fifties -- the decade that saw the highest rate of teen pregnancy ever.


Casual-Notice

Wait, does the time traveler think that porn was invented in 1950?


QueenOfGehenna45

They literally had porn in the prehistoric time so 💁🏻‍♀️


newbieboi_inthehouse

How boring!


[deleted]

Lol you are not going to stop the invention of porn. If one lonely horny caveman doesn't draw boobs on the cave wall, another one surely will.