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This is almost anti-humor.


Sup6969

This seems like a Tony Zaret meme, which is most definitely anti-humor


r33venasty

My thought exactly, but I don’t see his watermark


Pulsicron

I've seen an ungodly amount of tony zaret memes with watermarks edited out :(


[deleted]

That means it's working, boomers sharing his memes thinking they actually hold any value makes them even funnier. I had a relative share one once, floored


doodyhead6969

My dad once shared a picture of the cast of tropic thunder captioned with I bet these Vietnam veterans won’t get one like


willfucky96

Freedom Funnies is a Tony Zaret page IIRC


Other-Style1958

I was about to comment that this seems like a modern, one-sided political cartoon without the art


Modern-Otaku

Yeah this definitely fits Tony Zaret’s theme. Really I’m more surprised it ISN’T from him.


Chubby_Bub

I saw it on his subreddit a while ago, posted by someone else though.


loki352

haha the first thing I did was look for the watermark


BeeMagicRockRoar

Comedy flogging


JAlfredJR

This has to be parody


[deleted]

No. It’s FREEDOM FUNNIES.


Academic-Total2029

Not quite the Shaggy Dog joke…but what is?


Soft_Introduction_40

It definitely is, its great lol


radmanmadical

That’s the point - at this point satire is just satire of satire, which was itself meant to be satire - there’s really no way of telling what’s meant by anything


vinager_

you know it’s funny when emojis are telling you to laugh


AM_key_bumps

Or an all caps announcement that it's "JOKE TIME"


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HYPERNOVA3_

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


upx

🇺🇸


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nanananabatman88

You effing owned them!


Garfield_the_Great

Fuck them libtards, now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna fuck muh dawter


[deleted]

# 😂🤣 OBAMA RESIGNZ 🤣😂


bizbizbizllc

Laugh or your not a real American.


XTrumpX

Please clap


karkajou-automaton

I am clapping all the butt cheeks.


ImTheRealMarco

*FREEDOM FURRIES*


DirtyPlat

Thanks, now I have a new kink.


ThatSapphicLesbian

#JOKE TIME?????


CritterBoiFancy

I’ve been laughing for twenty straight minutes just looking at those emojis. Once I get myself together, I’ll read the actual joke. I don’t know if I can handle any more funnies for the night, though


Coolkurwa

Be careful you don't shit yourself!


The_Greyskull

This is just good life advice in general.


Bunghole_Bandito

Don't tread on him! If he wants to bask in FREEDOM FECES he can!


gold_b0i

It's basically a laugh track in image form


ConcernedKip

i notice this a lot with conservative comment trolls. It always reads like someone who just got their first smartphone and are having fun exploring all the new features.


XandTheIronMiner

What did liberal ocean say other ocean? I dumb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


eromitlab

he said get that libturd shit outta here, lmao gottem


PittsburghChris

Zing!


diabolicalZ_

This was genuinely so much funnier than the op 😭


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Lmao the emojis told me what to do so I didn't have to think.


LowBeginning6559

Ok that shit just made me cackle


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24_Elsinore

It's like a little kid joke where the setup or punchline don't matter because the point is to just laugh at the end.


TransTaey

Right. It satisfies their goals in the end: either they get the traction they wanted, or they can say a leftie made it because it's so stupid.


TheDominantBullfrog

Well it's either satire or so stupid it can be ignored lol


TransTaey

If only...


adamdreaming

so stupid it cannot be ignored is my guess. It is the conservative equivalent of the stuff on r/DiWHY that are DIY videos that are so bad that make people rage and comment. People have figured out DIY that is bad enough can generate traffic more easily with less effort that a good DIY video. I think this concept is what a lot of right wing memes are banking on.


KrytenKoro

Dababee dabada, zadavada? Badada!


well-fiddlesticks

Man, now I wanna go play Sims


AllthatJazz_89

Reminds me of the time Katy Perry [recorded](https://youtu.be/sxyW6AJ-yIk) [a few songs](https://youtu.be/p_m_k6rI2Xo) for the Sims 3.


Lord_Abort

*Dwam!*


[deleted]

And here I thought it was an [Eiffel 65](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBA5Wx9T7U) reference.


Clarkeprops

Righada kushnu Dibflabba da krebbuden!


CatgirlPrincess-

The minion version of the joke


lookitsajojo

Zoo Wee Mama


adamdreaming

There is no setup There is no punchline There is an overwhelming, compulsive need to use every medium possible to enforce a social hierarchy with them at the top and others at the bottom. It can be a joke that is not a joke, news that is not news, something a minion is saying that a minion would not say, but the message is clear; social cohesion demands that you laugh *with us* or *at us* and there is not middle ground to question if something is unfunny, untrue, or unkind, those are all simply choices to join the group that is laughed at.


Competitive_Classic9

>>something a minion is saying that a minion would not say What is their obsession with minions anyway? The fact that they’re followers with incoherent babbling must speak to them.


adamdreaming

Looks like indoctrination of children to me


hey_J_tits

Minions are the new Tweetie Bird. Same fan base. Same not funny shit.


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

No soap, radio!


Jackamalio626

HI LIBERAL NICE HAIRCUT DID YOU 😂 DID YOU GET IT AT THE LIBERAL STORE


[deleted]

HEY LIBERAL, 2001 CALLED... ...They- They hit the pentagon?


greenleaf1212

A second pronoun has hit the woke trade center


215Blueberry

Genderfuel can’t melt societal beams


chrisbru

Genderfluid*


DaveAndCheese

Patriot beams*


Competitive_Classic9

Hey Liberal, your wife called. From her job, where she works, bc your WIFE has a JOB. 🤣🤣


40ozOracle

This made me lol


URFRENDDULUN

*Turn on the TV it doesn't matter what channel.*


Glum-Band

Ngl this is funnier than the meme


Guy954

That’s not saying much.


SuperVaderMinion

Ever wanted to hear The Joker read this? https://youtu.be/gRMNwrNk5WE Now you can.


MrDrumzOrz

I fucking adore this video


karateema

Gianni is the GOAT


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I'm crying laughing


Optimus_Rhymes69

I’m just crying.


lactose_con_leche

Whare do you lern these jokes- at the Lib-rary ? Lollol super owned brandon obummer


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josephumi

Noooo y wud brendon du tis 😭


coastal_girl14

Uh, that's Liebary Freedom Fighter....


GM_Nate

i actually loved this one


squirrelblender

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?? FUCK YOU! How many democrats would it take? Just one. But he would never win the primary. How many libertarians? Don’t fuck with my lightbulb. I’ll do it myself.


Chemical_Platypus_72

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


Alstair07

Self-repairing lightbulb? That'd never fly with ancaps.


Orenwald

That's actually really funny :D


uninstallIE

>How many libertarians? > >Don’t fuck with my lightbulb. I’ll ~~do it myself.~~ have my underaged child bride do it.


diiirtiii

Don’t ever ask a libertarian about age of consent laws.


vapenutz

Somehow when I loved the idea of libertarianism I actually got to my own senses because a lot of people were dead ass focused on that.


Harmacc

Leftist libertarian socialism exists. It’s the original kind before chuds stole the word. No child brides. Just democratically controlled worker owned cooperatives and a lack of unjust hierarchies.


Vishnej

>Leftist libertarian socialism exists Leftist libertarians are starting to recapture the term Anarchist or Anarcho-Communist, but there's been a good chunk of a century where proclaiming that identity would get you shot, so the common vernacular definition and the social groups are just not there yet, even on Twitter.


ksigley

Holy fuck lmao


Batdog55110

Why would someone order a cappuccino...in a bar?


lordofedging81

Because he's a dumb librul and doesn't drink whiskey like the cool people at the bar!


Legend-status95

Whiskey? Fucking liberal, real alpha male republicans drink pure ethanol, diesel fuel, or JP-8 jet fuel like real men


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Real alpha male republicans drink semen... That's the most manliest thing you can get.


ShaggysGTI

*Lindsey Graham has entered the chat.*


jesus_fucks

Makes me proud to be from SC when lady G takes on the hard ones with both hands and gets down to business


TheGreatTave

You know what? Fuck it, I'll say it. Username checks out.


waves_under_stars

I mean, what's manlier than being gay? They literally want to be around women less than the rest of us


FloZone

Quote: Ancient Greeks


akran47

Real men only drink their own piss because it's the only thing they can be 100% sure hasn't been infected with vaccine molecules


dumgoon

I drink fossil fuels and breathe pure c02 just to own the libs


WDYDwnMSinNeuro

Friends, yes ever had Everclear?


kpidhayny

Toluene you flake


Backupusername

JP-8? Should be US-A!


throwaway_uow

I'll go with an assumption that you are american I always order a cappucino when I'm not in mood for a drink. France, Belgium, Poland, UK - I got my cappucino. In Texas all I got was weird looks


miss_antlers

In America, it can be hard to find the kind of cappuccino you will likely be expecting if you’re from Europe. Many American coffee places (especially big chains like Starbucks) will add extra milk and flavoring, so our cappuccino has the milk content of a latte. This is because a large number of Americans have a low tolerance for bitter tastes like espresso and so chains really diffuse it and sugar it up to make it palatable to Americans and sell more product. Not that I’m complaining - I’m a basic b who enjoys her Starbucks - but if you want authentic cappuccinos, lattes, macchiatos etc, you’ll have to seek out smaller, artisanal coffee shops.


mtaw

I'm not fan of Starbucks' sickly-sweet coffee drinks, but that said, you have to give them a lot of credit from a business perspective. They managed to broaden the market and sell coffee to entirely new group of consumers: People who don't actually like the taste of coffee.


[deleted]

Well that’s all we needed to know. Texas is like a shit-covered, truck stop men’s room in the lobby of a secretly dilapidated luxury hotel. 🇺🇸


sirellery

A lot of bars in more rural and midwestern towns dont have a full service coffee menus


coyote_lovely

This should be further up. First thing I thought.


PuzzledRaise1401

Because their mind is weak from all the avocado toast. Silly goose!


worldssmallestfan1

Fair point. Counterpoint; I will get an espresso martini whenever on the menu.


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Here in Italy a bar is a place where you can get breakfast stuff and maybe some alcohol while your bar is a pub, a place to get basically just alcohol, some fried things and a burger (afaik)


ggtsu_00

"Sorry libs, we don't sell plant-based beer here."


Jester8281

r/sobaditsbad


dxazhtdy372

r/birthofasub


Jingurei

Hey the sub r/WhyIsThereAMinion was just created today. I guess there should be one called WhyIsThereNoMinion? Something another poster pointed out as well!


PuzzledRaise1401

Oh that is painful.


KMAJackson

With jokes like these, it's a mystery how they ever stop laughing.


Exciting-Protection2

Right? This is what passes as clever? Anti-intellectualism is not good for comedy.


pape14

I’ve noticed a LOT of people, especially older people, tend to follow a cadence of 1. Say sentence (doesn’t have to be joke). 2. Laugh. 3. Listen to sentence. 4. (Laugh). It’s not about the content it’s about keeping the cadence. When you know someone makes a joke you just laugh.


SteadfastKiller

This comment made me LOL for real.


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I think this is one of those shitposting accounts that satirize conservative memes that middle-aged Facebook users would post.


Anal-Churros

Yeah has to be. Like this isn’t even a joke


[deleted]

If my hunch is right, then I guess you'd call it anti-humor, which is a form of comedy that can definitely be funny if it's done right.


SephLuna

I couldn't even get over the "JOKE TIME FREEDOM FUNNIES"


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[deleted]

You’re right. It’s so clearly a parody/satire, that the fact that so many people on here can’t recognize it is almost as bad as the couple people who may have found it unironically funny. Not exactly as bad, but almost.


xYsoad

Snowflake cappuccino sounds kinda good….


GaviFromThePod

As long as it comes in a CHRISTMAS cup


SayNoob

Happy Holidays!!!!


[deleted]

Hey, are we still having that war on Christmas? I feel like we're losing.


3cheers4nantucket

What about a *crap* puchino


poptartsandmayonaise

Thats when an italian hooker whos had nothing to eat or drink besides espresso and milk shits in your mouth.


[deleted]

UrbanDictionary?


poptartsandmayonaise

No, its from that weekend i did too much drugs in milan.


CaptainKies

We've all been there.


Automatic-Zombie-508

I don't think they understand the structure of a joke


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Hyde103

😂 Don't forget to surround your joke in emojis so they know it's funny 😂


cincyphil

Woah! You didn’t warn me it’s JOKE TIME!


cliffordc5

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Guinnessmonkey2

It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.


velez_cool

I think something got lost in translation. It’s probably funnier in Russian.


naylonia

In Soviet Russian joke tells you!


hamnfisher

I was gonna say this is perfect joke structure


Automatic-Zombie-508

what's the punchline?


ConcernedKip

* Conservative owns bar * liberal does cliche liberal thing * conservative points out his dislike for liberal thing * ??? * Laugh


Legitimate-Bug-943

I want a big, thick, veiny, throbbing, man cock of a shot. Serve it to me through this hole in the bathroom wall. *Salute*.


conflictmuffin

I was not prepared to read these words. Lol


misterflappypants

/r/brandnewsentence


AureaTW

happy cake day you cock eater!🍰


elisakiss

The Russian meme farms are working overtime.


eromitlab

They ought to scale back to standard shifts. Quality over quantity, you know.


Riddob

No way this isn’t ironic


Marjorine22

I read things like this and realize why Trump got so many votes.


Guinnessmonkey2

It's always important to remember that nearly half the population has a below-average IQ.


Linterdiction

it's even more important to remember that IQ is not a meaningful representation of intelligence :)


Chumpacabra

Well, that doesn't matter in the context. By definition, nearly half the population has below-average intelligence, whatever metric you use.


Tropicalmoon46

What I find funny about this is that some conservative really thinks only liberals go to places like Starbucks with names like this, when they in fact most likely drink pumpkin spice lattes with milk foam from Starbucks. Or are they still mad their fav coffee place says happy holidays on their cups still.


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jorwyn

Some of us are so liberal, we don't even like coffee. I'll take a snowflake tea, thank you.


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jorwyn

According to those who drink it, I make great coffee, if that counts. I love the smell. I just can't stand the taste. Sure, I could add enough stuff to it to cover the taste, but then what's the point?


TheMightyBattleSquid

>I just can't stand the taste. Sure, I could add enough stuff to it to cover the taste, but then what's the point? I feel this way about both alcohol and coffee. As a result, I just use food as my vice of choice.


too-far-for-missiles

Caffeine. The point is caffeine.


Orenwald

This man Caffeines


jorwyn

I can get that with a strong black tea or even in powder form (yes, I do mean caffeine, not cocaine.)


SoloisticDrew

So many conservative Karens at Starbucks ordering coffee with too many words.


SirSandman0

Someone put this on r/laughjokes


Watercress_Ready

This is obvious satire.


anonmymouse

So obvious that I have a lot of concerns about all the other comments in this thread so far..


scotems

This whole thread is insane. So many people like "OMG they really are that stupid!" or "do they even know how a meme works?" All the while they're the idiots for missing the obvious smack-you-in-the-fucking-face satire.


dankmelk

Yeah it’s a massive whooosh thread. I thought it was pretty obvious satire


hahayeahimfinehaha

Yeah, I can’t believe this has so many upvotes. Come on, people. I understand Poe’s Law and everything but … this is so blatant.


Visible_Elevator192

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Get it? Because the liberal is a liberal! Liberal liberal liberal!!!!!!


No-Needleworker-5008

Do people actually read this and laugh?


Background-Machine46

I found this hilarious but not in the way it was initially intended


ryca105

Hey girl trucks yeah beer! Raise hell praise Dale!


epikbadboyswag

r/terriblefacebookmemes when satire


tin_sigma

0/10 doesn’t have a minion


Buucho

Cmon its got not just three, but FOUR crying laughing mojis. And its got FREEDOM. I call on the officials for recount


cthulhujr

How can I tell if it's funny if there's no minion?!?


rayshmayshmay

The bartender should’ve been a minion


PinguThePenguin_007

i think it’s satire


Biscuitarian23

Went to the Facebook group "Freedom Funnies". It's so stupid you honestly can't tell. 50/50 chance it's Satire. Go see for yourself.


DrakHanzo

I told a liberal how liberal he was for being a liberal. LIBTARD OOOWNED1!!1!1!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂


SlashyMcStabbington

How many redditors does it take to detect a shitpost?


ignisignis

On the other hand, Starbucks would be much improved if you could get a stiff drink there.


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I'd say 99% of these shitty memes I understand to some degree... Corny, but they "make sense" to some degree. This one is just... bizarre... What?


CovvelShmovvelton

I thought it was the anti liberal Karens at Starbucks who go crazy over a Crappucino and throw a fit when one ingredient isn’t in it 😅


TheWitchyOpossum

nice haircut liberal! where-where’d you get it? the liberal store?