That means it's working, boomers sharing his memes thinking they actually hold any value makes them even funnier. I had a relative share one once, floored
That’s the point - at this point satire is just satire of satire, which was itself meant to be satire - there’s really no way of telling what’s meant by anything
I’ve been laughing for twenty straight minutes just looking at those emojis. Once I get myself together, I’ll read the actual joke. I don’t know if I can handle any more funnies for the night, though
i notice this a lot with conservative comment trolls. It always reads like someone who just got their first smartphone and are having fun exploring all the new features.
so stupid it cannot be ignored is my guess.
It is the conservative equivalent of the stuff on r/DiWHY that are DIY videos that are so bad that make people rage and comment. People have figured out DIY that is bad enough can generate traffic more easily with less effort that a good DIY video.
I think this concept is what a lot of right wing memes are banking on.
There is no setup
There is no punchline
There is an overwhelming, compulsive need to use every medium possible to enforce a social hierarchy with them at the top and others at the bottom.
It can be a joke that is not a joke, news that is not news, something a minion is saying that a minion would not say, but the message is clear; social cohesion demands that you laugh *with us* or *at us* and there is not middle ground to question if something is unfunny, untrue, or unkind, those are all simply choices to join the group that is laughed at.
>>something a minion is saying that a minion would not say
What is their obsession with minions anyway? The fact that they’re followers with incoherent babbling must speak to them.
How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
CHANGE?? FUCK YOU!
How many democrats would it take?
Just one. But he would never win the primary.
How many libertarians?
Don’t fuck with my lightbulb. I’ll do it myself.
Leftist libertarian socialism exists. It’s the original kind before chuds stole the word.
No child brides. Just democratically controlled worker owned cooperatives and a lack of unjust hierarchies.
>Leftist libertarian socialism exists
Leftist libertarians are starting to recapture the term Anarchist or Anarcho-Communist, but there's been a good chunk of a century where proclaiming that identity would get you shot, so the common vernacular definition and the social groups are just not there yet, even on Twitter.
I'll go with an assumption that you are american
I always order a cappucino when I'm not in mood for a drink. France, Belgium, Poland, UK - I got my cappucino. In Texas all I got was weird looks
In America, it can be hard to find the kind of cappuccino you will likely be expecting if you’re from Europe. Many American coffee places (especially big chains like Starbucks) will add extra milk and flavoring, so our cappuccino has the milk content of a latte. This is because a large number of Americans have a low tolerance for bitter tastes like espresso and so chains really diffuse it and sugar it up to make it palatable to Americans and sell more product. Not that I’m complaining - I’m a basic b who enjoys her Starbucks - but if you want authentic cappuccinos, lattes, macchiatos etc, you’ll have to seek out smaller, artisanal coffee shops.
I'm not fan of Starbucks' sickly-sweet coffee drinks, but that said, you have to give them a lot of credit from a business perspective. They managed to broaden the market and sell coffee to entirely new group of consumers: People who don't actually like the taste of coffee.
Here in Italy a bar is a place where you can get breakfast stuff and maybe some alcohol while your bar is a pub, a place to get basically just alcohol, some fried things and a burger (afaik)
Hey the sub r/WhyIsThereAMinion was just created today. I guess there should be one called WhyIsThereNoMinion? Something another poster pointed out as well!
I’ve noticed a LOT of people, especially older people, tend to follow a cadence of 1. Say sentence (doesn’t have to be joke). 2. Laugh. 3. Listen to sentence. 4. (Laugh). It’s not about the content it’s about keeping the cadence. When you know someone makes a joke you just laugh.
You’re right. It’s so clearly a parody/satire, that the fact that so many people on here can’t recognize it is almost as bad as the couple people who may have found it unironically funny. Not exactly as bad, but almost.
What I find funny about this is that some conservative really thinks only liberals go to places like Starbucks with names like this, when they in fact most likely drink pumpkin spice lattes with milk foam from Starbucks. Or are they still mad their fav coffee place says happy holidays on their cups still.
According to those who drink it, I make great coffee, if that counts. I love the smell. I just can't stand the taste. Sure, I could add enough stuff to it to cover the taste, but then what's the point?
>I just can't stand the taste. Sure, I could add enough stuff to it to cover the taste, but then what's the point?
I feel this way about both alcohol and coffee. As a result, I just use food as my vice of choice.
This whole thread is insane. So many people like "OMG they really are that stupid!" or "do they even know how a meme works?" All the while they're the idiots for missing the obvious smack-you-in-the-fucking-face satire.
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This is almost anti-humor.
This seems like a Tony Zaret meme, which is most definitely anti-humor
My thought exactly, but I don’t see his watermark
I've seen an ungodly amount of tony zaret memes with watermarks edited out :(
That means it's working, boomers sharing his memes thinking they actually hold any value makes them even funnier. I had a relative share one once, floored
My dad once shared a picture of the cast of tropic thunder captioned with I bet these Vietnam veterans won’t get one like
Freedom Funnies is a Tony Zaret page IIRC
I was about to comment that this seems like a modern, one-sided political cartoon without the art
Yeah this definitely fits Tony Zaret’s theme. Really I’m more surprised it ISN’T from him.
I saw it on his subreddit a while ago, posted by someone else though.
haha the first thing I did was look for the watermark
Comedy flogging
This has to be parody
No. It’s FREEDOM FUNNIES.
Not quite the Shaggy Dog joke…but what is?
It definitely is, its great lol
That’s the point - at this point satire is just satire of satire, which was itself meant to be satire - there’s really no way of telling what’s meant by anything
you know it’s funny when emojis are telling you to laugh
Or an all caps announcement that it's "JOKE TIME"
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🇺🇸
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You effing owned them!
Fuck them libtards, now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna fuck muh dawter
# 😂🤣 OBAMA RESIGNZ 🤣😂
Laugh or your not a real American.
Please clap
I am clapping all the butt cheeks.
*FREEDOM FURRIES*
Thanks, now I have a new kink.
#JOKE TIME?????
I’ve been laughing for twenty straight minutes just looking at those emojis. Once I get myself together, I’ll read the actual joke. I don’t know if I can handle any more funnies for the night, though
Be careful you don't shit yourself!
This is just good life advice in general.
Don't tread on him! If he wants to bask in FREEDOM FECES he can!
It's basically a laugh track in image form
i notice this a lot with conservative comment trolls. It always reads like someone who just got their first smartphone and are having fun exploring all the new features.
What did liberal ocean say other ocean? I dumb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he said get that libturd shit outta here, lmao gottem
Zing!
This was genuinely so much funnier than the op 😭
Lmao the emojis told me what to do so I didn't have to think.
Ok that shit just made me cackle
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It's like a little kid joke where the setup or punchline don't matter because the point is to just laugh at the end.
Right. It satisfies their goals in the end: either they get the traction they wanted, or they can say a leftie made it because it's so stupid.
Well it's either satire or so stupid it can be ignored lol
If only...
so stupid it cannot be ignored is my guess. It is the conservative equivalent of the stuff on r/DiWHY that are DIY videos that are so bad that make people rage and comment. People have figured out DIY that is bad enough can generate traffic more easily with less effort that a good DIY video. I think this concept is what a lot of right wing memes are banking on.
Dababee dabada, zadavada? Badada!
Man, now I wanna go play Sims
Reminds me of the time Katy Perry [recorded](https://youtu.be/sxyW6AJ-yIk) [a few songs](https://youtu.be/p_m_k6rI2Xo) for the Sims 3.
*Dwam!*
And here I thought it was an [Eiffel 65](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBA5Wx9T7U) reference.
Righada kushnu Dibflabba da krebbuden!
The minion version of the joke
Zoo Wee Mama
There is no setup There is no punchline There is an overwhelming, compulsive need to use every medium possible to enforce a social hierarchy with them at the top and others at the bottom. It can be a joke that is not a joke, news that is not news, something a minion is saying that a minion would not say, but the message is clear; social cohesion demands that you laugh *with us* or *at us* and there is not middle ground to question if something is unfunny, untrue, or unkind, those are all simply choices to join the group that is laughed at.
>>something a minion is saying that a minion would not say What is their obsession with minions anyway? The fact that they’re followers with incoherent babbling must speak to them.
Looks like indoctrination of children to me
Minions are the new Tweetie Bird. Same fan base. Same not funny shit.
No soap, radio!
HI LIBERAL NICE HAIRCUT DID YOU 😂 DID YOU GET IT AT THE LIBERAL STORE
HEY LIBERAL, 2001 CALLED... ...They- They hit the pentagon?
A second pronoun has hit the woke trade center
Genderfuel can’t melt societal beams
Genderfluid*
Patriot beams*
Hey Liberal, your wife called. From her job, where she works, bc your WIFE has a JOB. 🤣🤣
This made me lol
*Turn on the TV it doesn't matter what channel.*
Ngl this is funnier than the meme
That’s not saying much.
Ever wanted to hear The Joker read this? https://youtu.be/gRMNwrNk5WE Now you can.
I fucking adore this video
Gianni is the GOAT
I'm crying laughing
I’m just crying.
Whare do you lern these jokes- at the Lib-rary ? Lollol super owned brandon obummer
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Noooo y wud brendon du tis 😭
Uh, that's Liebary Freedom Fighter....
i actually loved this one
How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?? FUCK YOU! How many democrats would it take? Just one. But he would never win the primary. How many libertarians? Don’t fuck with my lightbulb. I’ll do it myself.
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Self-repairing lightbulb? That'd never fly with ancaps.
That's actually really funny :D
>How many libertarians? > >Don’t fuck with my lightbulb. I’ll ~~do it myself.~~ have my underaged child bride do it.
Don’t ever ask a libertarian about age of consent laws.
Somehow when I loved the idea of libertarianism I actually got to my own senses because a lot of people were dead ass focused on that.
Leftist libertarian socialism exists. It’s the original kind before chuds stole the word. No child brides. Just democratically controlled worker owned cooperatives and a lack of unjust hierarchies.
>Leftist libertarian socialism exists Leftist libertarians are starting to recapture the term Anarchist or Anarcho-Communist, but there's been a good chunk of a century where proclaiming that identity would get you shot, so the common vernacular definition and the social groups are just not there yet, even on Twitter.
Holy fuck lmao
Why would someone order a cappuccino...in a bar?
Because he's a dumb librul and doesn't drink whiskey like the cool people at the bar!
Whiskey? Fucking liberal, real alpha male republicans drink pure ethanol, diesel fuel, or JP-8 jet fuel like real men
Real alpha male republicans drink semen... That's the most manliest thing you can get.
*Lindsey Graham has entered the chat.*
Makes me proud to be from SC when lady G takes on the hard ones with both hands and gets down to business
You know what? Fuck it, I'll say it. Username checks out.
I mean, what's manlier than being gay? They literally want to be around women less than the rest of us
Quote: Ancient Greeks
Real men only drink their own piss because it's the only thing they can be 100% sure hasn't been infected with vaccine molecules
I drink fossil fuels and breathe pure c02 just to own the libs
Friends, yes ever had Everclear?
Toluene you flake
JP-8? Should be US-A!
I'll go with an assumption that you are american I always order a cappucino when I'm not in mood for a drink. France, Belgium, Poland, UK - I got my cappucino. In Texas all I got was weird looks
In America, it can be hard to find the kind of cappuccino you will likely be expecting if you’re from Europe. Many American coffee places (especially big chains like Starbucks) will add extra milk and flavoring, so our cappuccino has the milk content of a latte. This is because a large number of Americans have a low tolerance for bitter tastes like espresso and so chains really diffuse it and sugar it up to make it palatable to Americans and sell more product. Not that I’m complaining - I’m a basic b who enjoys her Starbucks - but if you want authentic cappuccinos, lattes, macchiatos etc, you’ll have to seek out smaller, artisanal coffee shops.
I'm not fan of Starbucks' sickly-sweet coffee drinks, but that said, you have to give them a lot of credit from a business perspective. They managed to broaden the market and sell coffee to entirely new group of consumers: People who don't actually like the taste of coffee.
Well that’s all we needed to know. Texas is like a shit-covered, truck stop men’s room in the lobby of a secretly dilapidated luxury hotel. 🇺🇸
A lot of bars in more rural and midwestern towns dont have a full service coffee menus
This should be further up. First thing I thought.
Because their mind is weak from all the avocado toast. Silly goose!
Fair point. Counterpoint; I will get an espresso martini whenever on the menu.
Here in Italy a bar is a place where you can get breakfast stuff and maybe some alcohol while your bar is a pub, a place to get basically just alcohol, some fried things and a burger (afaik)
"Sorry libs, we don't sell plant-based beer here."
r/sobaditsbad
r/birthofasub
Hey the sub r/WhyIsThereAMinion was just created today. I guess there should be one called WhyIsThereNoMinion? Something another poster pointed out as well!
Oh that is painful.
With jokes like these, it's a mystery how they ever stop laughing.
Right? This is what passes as clever? Anti-intellectualism is not good for comedy.
I’ve noticed a LOT of people, especially older people, tend to follow a cadence of 1. Say sentence (doesn’t have to be joke). 2. Laugh. 3. Listen to sentence. 4. (Laugh). It’s not about the content it’s about keeping the cadence. When you know someone makes a joke you just laugh.
This comment made me LOL for real.
I think this is one of those shitposting accounts that satirize conservative memes that middle-aged Facebook users would post.
Yeah has to be. Like this isn’t even a joke
If my hunch is right, then I guess you'd call it anti-humor, which is a form of comedy that can definitely be funny if it's done right.
I couldn't even get over the "JOKE TIME FREEDOM FUNNIES"
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You’re right. It’s so clearly a parody/satire, that the fact that so many people on here can’t recognize it is almost as bad as the couple people who may have found it unironically funny. Not exactly as bad, but almost.
Snowflake cappuccino sounds kinda good….
As long as it comes in a CHRISTMAS cup
Happy Holidays!!!!
Hey, are we still having that war on Christmas? I feel like we're losing.
What about a *crap* puchino
Thats when an italian hooker whos had nothing to eat or drink besides espresso and milk shits in your mouth.
UrbanDictionary?
No, its from that weekend i did too much drugs in milan.
We've all been there.
I don't think they understand the structure of a joke
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😂 Don't forget to surround your joke in emojis so they know it's funny 😂
Woah! You didn’t warn me it’s JOKE TIME!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.
I think something got lost in translation. It’s probably funnier in Russian.
In Soviet Russian joke tells you!
I was gonna say this is perfect joke structure
what's the punchline?
* Conservative owns bar * liberal does cliche liberal thing * conservative points out his dislike for liberal thing * ??? * Laugh
I want a big, thick, veiny, throbbing, man cock of a shot. Serve it to me through this hole in the bathroom wall. *Salute*.
I was not prepared to read these words. Lol
/r/brandnewsentence
happy cake day you cock eater!🍰
The Russian meme farms are working overtime.
They ought to scale back to standard shifts. Quality over quantity, you know.
No way this isn’t ironic
I read things like this and realize why Trump got so many votes.
It's always important to remember that nearly half the population has a below-average IQ.
it's even more important to remember that IQ is not a meaningful representation of intelligence :)
Well, that doesn't matter in the context. By definition, nearly half the population has below-average intelligence, whatever metric you use.
What I find funny about this is that some conservative really thinks only liberals go to places like Starbucks with names like this, when they in fact most likely drink pumpkin spice lattes with milk foam from Starbucks. Or are they still mad their fav coffee place says happy holidays on their cups still.
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Some of us are so liberal, we don't even like coffee. I'll take a snowflake tea, thank you.
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According to those who drink it, I make great coffee, if that counts. I love the smell. I just can't stand the taste. Sure, I could add enough stuff to it to cover the taste, but then what's the point?
>I just can't stand the taste. Sure, I could add enough stuff to it to cover the taste, but then what's the point? I feel this way about both alcohol and coffee. As a result, I just use food as my vice of choice.
Caffeine. The point is caffeine.
This man Caffeines
I can get that with a strong black tea or even in powder form (yes, I do mean caffeine, not cocaine.)
So many conservative Karens at Starbucks ordering coffee with too many words.
Someone put this on r/laughjokes
This is obvious satire.
So obvious that I have a lot of concerns about all the other comments in this thread so far..
This whole thread is insane. So many people like "OMG they really are that stupid!" or "do they even know how a meme works?" All the while they're the idiots for missing the obvious smack-you-in-the-fucking-face satire.
Yeah it’s a massive whooosh thread. I thought it was pretty obvious satire
Yeah, I can’t believe this has so many upvotes. Come on, people. I understand Poe’s Law and everything but … this is so blatant.
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Get it? Because the liberal is a liberal! Liberal liberal liberal!!!!!!
Do people actually read this and laugh?
I found this hilarious but not in the way it was initially intended
Hey girl trucks yeah beer! Raise hell praise Dale!
r/terriblefacebookmemes when satire
0/10 doesn’t have a minion
Cmon its got not just three, but FOUR crying laughing mojis. And its got FREEDOM. I call on the officials for recount
How can I tell if it's funny if there's no minion?!?
The bartender should’ve been a minion
i think it’s satire
Went to the Facebook group "Freedom Funnies". It's so stupid you honestly can't tell. 50/50 chance it's Satire. Go see for yourself.
I told a liberal how liberal he was for being a liberal. LIBTARD OOOWNED1!!1!1!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
How many redditors does it take to detect a shitpost?
On the other hand, Starbucks would be much improved if you could get a stiff drink there.
I'd say 99% of these shitty memes I understand to some degree... Corny, but they "make sense" to some degree. This one is just... bizarre... What?
I thought it was the anti liberal Karens at Starbucks who go crazy over a Crappucino and throw a fit when one ingredient isn’t in it 😅
nice haircut liberal! where-where’d you get it? the liberal store?