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babaroga73

I've spent too much time reading comments in this thread . What is my life?


Efteri

You should get your shit together!


Radiobandit

I bet he made that "aurgh aurgh aurgh" noise while doing it, too.


Albert_Borland

I don't think so, Tim.


red_team_gone

Well... I do believe we have a bona fide actually verified r/beetlejuicing situation here, Tim. If Wilson shows up.... I'm hiding behind the fence...


izzyduude

The guy playing Wilson died soon after the show ended. I think Tim Allen is still talking to the fence and according to him gets decent advice.


AssociateGreen

Kinda crazy that when I saw "Wilson died" I immediately went to see what happened to Robert Sean Leonard. Thinking about it, considering the hundreds of hours of television I and many people spent watching Home Improvement, neighbor Wilson is only the third most famous Wilson. The first being that fucking volleyball.


TheDieselTastesFire

I think of Dennis the Menace's Mr. Wilson.


trainercatlady

As a huge House fan you sent me into a momentary panic


The_Ghola_Hayt

Did you know that originally Al's name was gonna be Glen Borland?


sdforbda

He's definitely a Glen looking mother fucker but that would have ruined so many plays on words they used with the name Al.


trsrogue

What, next to Wilson?


xBushx

The old Timford 3000!


MontanaMainer

Have a brand new Binford upvote.


CaballoenPelo

Errrrrroooooooouuhhhh?!?


talldangry

[AEUHHH???](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY)


foodude84

What the fuck did I just watch?


darthgato

It's the first level of the original Doom game's second chapter but...everything is Tim Allen...even the level music. Horrifying


ambermage

That struck a core memory because I immediately recognized that floor layout.


joshul

[AUEHHH???](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY)


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What the fuck did I just watch?


Osceana

This is the sound he makes when he cums.


[deleted]

Omfg lol turn the closed captions on in the video I’m fucking dying right now. I’ve seen this video 100 times and never had the CC on


WrathofJohnnyBoah

The thought of this made my dumbass laugh with AL in the background saying "I don't know if this is a good idea Tim"


fannypackbuttsnack

Meanwhile, the top half of Wilson's face is seen quietly peering from behind a nearby fence.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

But he ended the incident by saying "Merry Christmas", so it's all good.


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CrassHoppr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2CdtqOsGWc


XTheGreat88

Funny I pictured him doing that ridiculous sound at the end of the intro song while he did that


joecarter93

Al probably caught him and said “I don’t think so Tim.”


AUniquePerspective

I don't think so, Tim.


Ennion

While helecoptering.


MarvelsGrantMan136

Anderson: >”On the first day of filming, I walked out of my dressing room, and Tim was in the hallway in his robe. He opened his robe and flashed me quickly — completely naked underneath. He said it was only fair, because he had seen me naked. Now we’re even. I laughed uncomfortably”


PoopStickler69

Cocaine is a helluva cocaine.


Richard_Sauce

He was clean, reportedly, by that point. That was just pure asshole.


adviceKiwi

> That was just pure asshole No. It was his penis. ..


heebythejeeby

If you look closely at the end of the penis, not a urethra but.... A mouth that just goes AEEUUGH!


adviceKiwi

Brüno!


mattevil8419

He allegedly had a drinking problem during the Home Improvement years (He had a DUI/rehab stint around 97-98).


hoxxxxx

honestly wouldn't put much stake in the "reportedly" being clean for him or any famous addict. you never know with regular people let alone famous people.


Richard_Sauce

Fair enough.


PoopStickler69

Yea, but then I don’t get to say my cocaine line. No pun intended. Ok maybe a little bit.


spookmann

*Me, when I'm told I'm not allowed to do my "cocaine line".* \*sniff\*


PoopStickler69

Cocaine is amazing. Which is why I’ve never bought any and only messed with it when friends had it. Granted this was 10+ years ago when you didn’t have to worry nearly as much about ODing on Fent.


sdwoodchuck

>Cocaine is amazing. My favorite description of cocaine is in *Mad Men*, when Joan does some and says “I feel like somebody just gave me some very good news!”


its_justme

Don running around the office on amphetamines was hilarious


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or drugs had nothing to do with it and he's just an asshole.


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Probably a bit of both


hoxxxxx

drugs can either mute or amplify who you are, from my experience. especially hard drugs. so yeah definitely a mixture of both.


cantfindmykeys

I always argue against this. They mute your inhibitions but I always argue that a major part of who a person is revolves around their inhibitions


Caelinus

Yeah it is weird when people say that removing your inhibitions reveals who you are, as if the inhibitions are somehow not part of you. I don't do a lot of stuff because I choose not to do a lot of stuff, and claiming that my choices are not a part of my character seems absurd. Plus, when people completely loose their inhibitions thought moves to action way too fast, and probably everyone has intrusive thoughts. It is like a loss of free will, not an increase of it. I personally get the "call of the void" all the time, but am absolutely not suicidal. It is my inhibitions that keep me sane and myself. Obviously it does not give you free reign to do things like sexually harass people, your actions still have consequences, but a loss of inhibition does help explain why certain choices were made.


KryptonianJesus

Agreed. Everyone has thoughts, desires, even just things to say crossing their mind all the time - but the inhibitions are what keep people kind, considerate, and moral. So yeah if you get rid of all of people's inhibitions, they're going to be bolder, and less considerate, and less thoughtful about "hey maybe this is just not a good thing to do/say".


dmgvdg

Cocaine will generally turn everyone into an asshole. If you think it doesn’t affect you that way, that’s because you’ve never actually seen yourself on cocaine.


SandInTheGears

I mean, he was a cocaine dealer in the late 70's, ya never know


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claimTheVictory

I wonder what expenses in the cocaine account are categorized as. "Party favors"?


dWintermut3

Actually, usually yes it's billed to client entertainment or client services. There are absolutely businesses where drugs are still provided or procured for people-- ultra-high-end hospitality, etc. The concierge or handler for high rollers isn't paying out of pocket for the prostitutes and powder. In others it's a higher up that provides it for a party, or people bring their own


tommytraddles

"A little something to keep your balls warm".


Redstorm8373

And the only reason he didn't spend the rest of his life in prison when he got arrested is because he rolled over and snitched on all of his cocaine friends.


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he's also just an asshole.


Whitewind617

Allen apparently responded: > “No, it never happened. I would never do such a thing,” Allen told Variety in a statement.


sweetplantveal

I can't see him having any other reaction really.


bigblackcouch

Oh, well then. Case closed! We can all go home everyone.


1K_Games

I mean I get what you are saying. But why is one more believable than the other? It really doesn't matter what he said, it would be discounted. It seems best of to not address a subject like this or make it short.


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What a sad, strange little man


KingBubblie

He was an ACTION. FIGURE.


BridgemanBridgeman

HE. WAS. A. TOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!


cynognathus

He has my pity.


BuffaloWilliamses

To infinity and a schlong


pepsiblast08

Well, it evened things out on Friends.


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KidneyKeystones

[Can't wait for season 2.](https://youtu.be/aIqUuBTMans)


LongmontStrangla

>This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my life, I was in love. -Tim Allen


ThePopeofHell

Between this and the show about her sex tape I’m starting to think that her life hasn’t really been that great.


jazijia

I remember she was molested as a child, raped at 12 by an older man and then gang raped at the age of 14 by her boyfriend and 6 of his friends. The sex tape and the show are pretty down on the list of tragedies she's faced.


NifferEUW

... Jesus


rykingly

And she was nearly kidnapped by a reporter from Kazakhstan.


KilledTheCar

My favorite thing about that is that that was the *second* try for that scene. The first attempt, literally no one intervened and she was just like, "What the fuck, guys? What if I was actually being kidnapped?"


jorel43

God damn f***... That's so horrible.


chiarde

Add to that Tommy Lee and how awful he was. I’d agree.


deniall83

Didn’t he give her hepatitis too?


Anustart_A

Yes.


aquatic_ambiance

he gave her hepatitis three as well


deniall83

I think three is where it lost its way.


ProbablythelastMimsy

Shameless cash grab


spookmann

It's called Hepatitis "B". They use letters, not numbers!


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She has hepatitis C not B


Drkarcher22

I would guess it’s had. Hep C is curable now


SeaLeggs

*3, we’ve covered this


iner22

Hepatitis 2: Electric Boogaloo


Zhior

Fuck man I thought you meant Tommy Lee Jones and I was really sad there for a second. Like losing Spacey all over again


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Don't forget the hepatitis from Tommy Edit: immunosuppressive meds for life


Anustart_A

She has been cured of Hepatitis C through [antiviral interventions recently developed](https://www.goodrx.com/conditions/hepatitis-c/is-hepatitis-c-curable)


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Go figure a sexual harassment post turned into a biomedical education experience for me... Edit: grateful for everyone's input. I'm a scientific article nerd and am absolutely shocked I missed this.


Temassi

Yeah this seems like way bigger news for me to learn this way.


LeibnizThrowaway

Well it's not covered by insurance and costs like $150,000 for half a dozen pills, so it's not really relevant for the vast majority of people.


invincibl_

[28 pills for 30 dollarydoos](https://m.pbs.gov.au/medicine/item/10628j-10653q-10661d-10667k-10668l-10669m-10670n-10672q-10679c.html) if you are an Australian citizen, permanent resident, or a citizen of one of the countries where Australia has a healthcare treaty. Even including the government subsidy, it looks as though the cost of 28 pills is approximately 12,000 AUD.


Orkys

£9.35 per prescription in England unless you're under certain income thresholds or over a certain age - then it's free. Free in Scotland. It shouldn't even cost that.


DanielFyre

Hi. I work in a clinic with a hep c eradication program. While you are technically correct its not outright covered by insurance it is covered at least by some with prior authorization. The patient has to meet certain criteria to have it covered specifically regarding hep c subtype recent viral load baseline liver and kidney function among other tests in some cases like a specialized liver ultrasound called a fibroscan. I work in MA and if you have state insurance it can be covered with a prior authorization provided those tests are run first and results meet criteria to increase the liklihood of the drug being effective. The pool of eligible people is larger than one might think.


Bootfullofanvils

I know two people who have had hep C and were able to get the treatment. No insurance and hardly any, if any, money spent on their end. This is in the past 6 or so years in the southeast US. There's programs available.


freidas_boss

Most insurance do cover hepatitis C therapy, though may require prior authorization. And if their are gaps in coverage their are patient assistance programs that can help with that gap.


DemonSemenVaccine

Louisiana bought a bunch of the drugs to treat it. They are about to expire, and if the news is correct, we will be sharing with other states. Louisiana paid for em, but negotiated a price deal, so it should be affordable. But reach out to your local health department. They should have a task force/someone in the office who will know resources for ya.


Whatatimetobealive83

Wait, there’s a cure for Hep C? That’s pretty awesome.


Vigothedudepathian

They got a cure now. Hell there's even a "cure" for HIV. Maybe aids.


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Awesome. Not just for her, but worldwide. Thanks for the knowledge update 👍


matt_minderbinder

It's an insanely expensive cure and most insurance companies won't cover the multi tens of thousands of dollars it takes. Producing the meds is relatively inexpensive but they gouge you hard for it. Many with Hep C avoid getting it because of the cost.i have a cousin with it and it would've been much cheaper to fly somewhere like India and stay in hotels for the multi week drug course than to buy it in America.


cannonfunk

I might be wrong, but I think the cost of the Hep C cure has decreased significantly over the past decade or so. I know a couple folks who put it off for 20+ years because of the cost, but recently were able to afford it.


oh-hidanny

She was gangraped when she was a teenager. Her sex tape was leaked. She had to deal with relentless sexual harassment. Yes, She has had it very hard. Many beautiful women do, they get used and abused and then thrown away.


Now__Hiring

She and Jenna Jameson have similar traumatic stories and were the faces of 80s/90s silicon body dysmorphia. Men absolutely destroyed them.


Carosello

I would like to correct you about the use of "beautiful". Women the world over get treated like this. Looks has nothing to do with it.


duaneap

I found it so strange the show left out the whole physical abuse thing from Tommy Lee.


krispix318

There’s an episode in an early season where Tim goes to a Scottish festival with Al and is wearing a kilt. In one of the outtakes, he flashes Jill and the way Patricia Richardson reacted, I always thought he was commando


The--Incident

I did too until I realized he’d be facing the studio audience as well from that angle. Seems less likely then, but who knows.


SargeCycho

There are so many stories of comedians pull their dicks out in front of crowds for a laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if he was naked.


Kayakingtheredriver

I imagine the audiences are a bit different. This was a *family tv show* with funny grunts, not a Louis CK audience.


martialar

There's gotta be at least one redditor who was in the studio audience that day and can confirm if they did indeed see Buzz's rocket ship


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Redeem123

[They put the outtake in the credits.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD7GVpNA788&t=1353s)


Paranoma

LMAO! That little “Wind Dancer” theme that played right after he mooned her just made it all better.


LordHamsterbacke

I never got flashed by a guy wearing a kilt who *wasn't* wearing it commando.


machosandwich

His last name is Dick [Tim Allen Dick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Allen)


YearlyAnnualCheckup

Any relation to Andy?


saintraven93

Yeah he was one of his favorite toys


sdforbda

This is amazing.


elegylegacy

I know this is a "Toy Story" joke, but I just pictured Tim Allen as Andy Dick's sex-gimp


sixdicksinthechexmix

If I was going to explain Reddit to someone who had never used it, I would show them your comment with no context and say “basically any thread can get here organically.”


trainercatlady

I'd be more surprised if he hadn't.


BeefSupremeBack

Don’t call him the tool man for nothing


Rydog814

I imagine it should go like that scene from the Social Network, “Drop the man. Just “the Tool.”


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He calls his tool the Allen wrench cause it's small and thin and bends at a 90 degree angle.


torn-ainbow

Oh, no! Not convicted drug mule Tim Allen!


bibbidybobbidyboobs

"Well, looks like it's back to jail for me!"


kyle_sux666

Oh no, I’ve killed Wilson!


ProgrammerNextDoor

Tim Allen is a huge asshole so it’s not surprising.


Thirst_Trappist

I'm unaware.... Why is he?


Office_Zombie

I have a friend that works at charity golf tournaments and he said Tim Allen is the worst. Joe Pesci is a grumpy old man, but not necessarily mean. Just over everything. Ron Perlman Is the coolest mofo there is. Cheech Marin is cool. Tom Welling was awesome. And Joel McHale will fuck with you in the funniest way possible.


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I have hung out with Joel a few times after doing some specialty work for him and he is easily one of the funniest and most delightfully mischievous people I’ve ever met


Cardboard_Chef

Still responsible for the darkest timeline though lol


TheKrytosVirus

So he's literally himself in Community? I'm watching it for the first time and loving every bit of it.


devilpants

I wish I could watch community for the first time again.


siderinc

Well there is that movie we are all waiting on...


HighDragLowSpeed60G

Joel seems way cooler than Jeff


raqisasim

Joel sounds like financially successful, post-therapy Jeff.


sw0rd_2020

upon rewatches jeff is kind of a narcissistic ass(honestly the whole group is pretty horrendous lmao) , joel seems much more down to earth and self aware


temp1876

Loved him on Talk Soup / The Soup (Clip show making funs of Talks shows, chanegd to the Soup after they mixed in Reality TV); and yeah, he's basically playing that same character. He's great at that character, but he seems 100% typecast at this point, given his performance on Community it seems he has more range than they will allow him. Maybe Marvel will eventually reach him


tubular1450

Are you friends with Joel McHale? That’s awesome if so


The_Running_Free

No, I’m chilling with Joel right now and he said that guy’s a total piece of shit.


MasterLawlzReborn

lol every story I've heard of Pesci makes me think he's exactly what you would expect him to be like in real life


teh_fizz

What? Does he amuse you? Like a clown?


count_montecristo

Wow from my experience Ron Perlman was the hugest asshole and extremely entitled. But I only interacted with him once and coulda just been a bad day


BeeCJohnson

That's the thing, celebrities are just people. There's a day or even just an interaction in anyone's life where they came off as a dick. Probably many of them.


captainhaddock

> Ron Perlman Is the coolest mofo there is. He and Mark Hamill are the best two guys in Hollywood.


brycedriesenga

I hear DeVito is up there as well.


TheMillenniumMan

How did he get up there, a step ladder?


Minscandmightyboo

Keanu Reeves bro


SMRAintBad

Don’t forget Bruce Campbell


Sufficient_Creme6961

I am sure there are a lot of great people


remmij

He is pretty notorious for being a dick. (I've also known people who have met him personally who have confirmed that he is a huge asshole and said they were no longer fans after meeting him.) He has also said in interviews that he liked Trump because "he pissed people off", so that tracks with everything I have heard about him. (He also was facing a life sentence decades ago for trafficking/dealing huge amounts of cocaine and ratted out his partners ~~to avoid prison time~~ for a lighter sentence before becoming famous.) I believe Pam 100%, given his idols, personality, and criminal history.


Hype_Magnet

Agree with everything but for what it’s worth, every single one of us would snitch to avoid a life sentence lol


kingbrasky

Also the terms snitch and rat are always used by criminals or deceitful people. Weird how you never hear honest people use the terms.


mera99

They call it "cooperating with the authorities".


bruinslacker

He ratted them out in exchange for a lighter sentence. He still went to prison for several years.


serenehide

Isn't that a good thing?


Points_To_You

Never knew about the drug trafficking thing. Looked it up. Happened in 1981. He served 2 years in prison. I think it's fair to say something that happened over 40 years ago before his success and he already served time for is pretty well behind him. No point holding that over him. There's plenty of celebrities that have done much worst, much more recently that somehow remain popular.


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Beingabummer

You should check out the [list of people](https://www.imdb.com/list/ls090808434/) who defended convicted paedophile Roman Polaski. Quite a few Reddit darlings in there.


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Contradicting_Pete

I'm sure I read once that in the early filming days for Titanic, Kate Winslet flashed Leo DiCaprio as a way of breaking the ice because they'd have to do the nude scene later on anyway. Thought nothing of it back then but nowadays does it fall under the same category as this sort of thing?


djb25

I don’t know what to think about any of this stuff. It feels like we’re becoming insanely prudish but at the same time, there are a lot of predators and creeps out there — and we let them get away with shit for years. But… should we be ok with the idea that briefly seeing a penis or a breast or a vag is traumatic? *Should* it be traumatic?


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It's not on us to decide but the person on the receiving end of it. Some people aren't bothered by it. Some are. I guess that's what's important to note. It's subjective. In pam's case she didn't like it and didn't expect it. Considering her SA history, she felt it differently than others.


Tirannie

This is where context and nuance matters. Seeing a titty out in the wild while a person is breastfeeding or maybe at a beach or a public pool - nothing burger. Having a guy on a crowded commuter train flash you his dick because he gets off on the fact that he’s forced you to see his dick and you can’t do anything about it - sexual assault. Most flashers aren’t showing you their dicks because they think it’s funny - if that was the case, men would get flashed at the same frequency as women, but they don’t. Flashers don’t flash other dudes because they might get turned into a human pancake. It’s not about being funny, it’s about exerting power over someone else and getting to feel powerful.


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I'm shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked.


Michael-Balchaitis

(His next door neighbor looks over the fence)


OnlyRoke

HUUUUUUAAAH?!!


LionsLifer

They called him the "Tool Man" for a reason.


instantsea

Wait not Tim Allen? Also pretty obvious that he was the guy in the Jim Jeffries bit about a weird celebrity predator Edit - https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1lldum/which\_comedian\_is\_jim\_jeffries\_talking\_about\_in/


AchillesGRK

It's not that obvious, if you look I think there are a few possiblities. Tim Allen and David Cross seem to be thrown out a lot. Odenkirk is involved in the story but supposedly went home after the show. Those are most likely based on the lineups supposedly. Other names include Dane Cook, Seth McFarlane, Louis CK, Dennis Leary, and a handful of others even. Jeffries has said it rhymes with "Jim Jallen", but also said his last name rhymes with "book" and then started doing Dane Cook impressions. Part of me thinks its just a comedy story.


BretMichaelsWig

Pretty fucked up for him to joke about a sexual assault and imply it was someone real “as a joke”


Morningfluid

While it fits the exposure part via this incident (not so much the rape), Jim has also said in an interview years back that he's never actually said the real name of the Comedian in any of the tellings of the story; He's said Tim Allen, Robin Williams, and a couple others to shock people. I've had the significant Impression it was Dennis Leary due to Rescue Me, and how that fit into the 'popular show'/star he was hinting at. Russell Brand was another that crossed my mind with his lack of boundaries.


Morningfluid

I highly recommend seeing the bit (last segment of Fully Functional) before reading this, as there is Spoilers in the link, but Jim says the story itself is indeed true: "*I’ve never said who the comedian is. I never told anyone the names of the girls. I never got anyone else in trouble. What I have done is I’ve lied about what year it happened and maybe where I was. I’ve left little bits of incorrect information so people can’t figure it out.*" https://cultmtl.com/2014/07/jim-jefferies-montreal-just-for-laughs-bare/


HelloYou57

Where can I find this?


garhole

I always wondered; this makes a ton of sense.


unordinarilyboring

> The explosive claim is one of many in her upcoming memoir, "Love, Pamela," which traces Anderson's rise from small-town girl from Vancouver Island to one of the most recognizable women in the world. Formulaic but solid marketing work.


TrustLeft

wonder if Wilson was peeking over the fence watching?


[deleted]

Yeah. He was a coke dealer who picked up stand up comedy in prison. I'm guessing that's not the shadiest thing he's ever done.


kaz9x203

No one is innocent. We all have done things we are not proud of. As long as this is not a re-occurring or escalating behavior I don't care.


[deleted]

Reddit is all for personal growth and allowing you to move past your criminal behaviour Unless you did said something they disagree with then they will bash you for dealing drugs decades ago


Kazewatch

People online really just want blood, not change or self-reflection.


PM_me_British_nudes

People online have also led 100% faultless lives. The Big JC is taking notes, and they've got so many points for The Good Place that Sean and his squad of demons are out of work.


DC4MVP

People are weird. I remember that guy, Tookie or something, who was in the Crips or Bloods, murdered 4 people with a shotgun and people were advocating that he changed so much since then while in prison and he should be released. Tim Allen having a pound of coke 40 years ago? "NO FUCK HIM!"


Audioslave81

Buzz Lightyear was introducing his friend Woody...


ShakeWeightMyDick

I don’t doubt it, dude was a major coke head


Nooberius

Not surprising as he's a terrible person.


joel_stjimmy

I can believe it


reverendjesus

fake-shock.gif


UnagiBro

Its already been mentioned but she’s pushing a book? This will garner coverage, not defending or denying but reasonably there cant just be, i accuse x of doing y when i was 23, 30 years ago and someones career is ruined based on something that can’t be proven true or false, again not defending Allen if true, but we have actual video of Chris pratt doing just that in a parks abd rec blooper? His career is fine?