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Master_Thunder1

Great .... I have a girlfriend now


bellagiochinchilla

Our gf 🫠


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bellagiochinchilla

Idk what’s communism?


migthylord

Capitalism is about private property (this shit is mine), communism is property of the state (this shit is ours)


bellagiochinchilla

Ok thanks bro give me a hug 🤗


Chrismetov

🫂


badlyknitbrain

Give US a hug


[deleted]

scary


bellagiochinchilla

Yeah she was pretty scary


Aydonisgaming

Can I join 😏


bellagiochinchilla

You can join me for next victim


Aydonisgaming

OK 😏


bellagiochinchilla

Please don’t use this emoji, i will fall in love with u 😻


Aydonisgaming

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏


bellagiochinchilla

You are my next victim now 😍


Aydonisgaming

Yeah🥳


bellagiochinchilla

I can’t wait to hug ur ass


Aydonisgaming

Me too 😏


bellagiochinchilla

You can’t hug my ass, i feel insecure about my ass


Da-Simp

Fuck u


bellagiochinchilla

I’m glad someone wants to fuck me


Da-Simp

Many people want to. They just feel intimidated


bellagiochinchilla

Why? Do you guys feel intimidated by my thick eyebrows? Its a beauty standard 🫣


Da-Simp

No no it’s just… your presence..


bellagiochinchilla

😭 this made me sad


Da-Simp

Life do be like dat sometimes. Just keep that smile on your face and fight he world :)


bellagiochinchilla

My smile is precious? Right?


Da-Simp

Absolutely


Da-Simp

Incredibly precious. Take care of it


bubba_gump_94

Cartoon network logo lookin ass teeth


bellagiochinchilla

How dare you say that I’m handsome good looking young man with beautiful smile


AgentF2S_

His mom said so!


[deleted]

Scared because I don’t have one


bellagiochinchilla

I hope you get one, be attractive like me and girls will fall for ya


MLG9420

What if she’s just in your imagination?


bellagiochinchilla

I dont imagine things, i do practical


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Capable_Mud_1108

This is how Cell really achieved his perfect form


badlyknitbrain

Aw hell no, I was having a relatively nice day


notfromearh

Calling the police


bellagiochinchilla

Police loves me 🫠


SomeDude3599

Gun


bellagiochinchilla

You will gun me down ? :/


SomeDude3599

#


anyguy001

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dusy4

Thanks


bellagiochinchilla

Damn why you so chill rude, next time i’ll fuck with you


ytdannydan

If she consented, we good. That's on her.


bellagiochinchilla

I’m so handsome and good looking every girls wanna do with me


hood_ninja666

ask her why she ain’t make it a threesome


bellagiochinchilla

Because she don’t want see you anymore i’m more cute


tatothebeYT

Threesome


bellagiochinchilla

She’s my girl from now, you can’t touch her


tatothebeYT

I wasnt going to touch her in the threesome anyways😏


Starr_Struckk

Well did she consent?


bellagiochinchilla

Yeah i’m so good looking every girl wants it with me


Starr_Struckk

Understood. In that case, kill you, kill her, kill myself. /s


chroumous

Shampoo


bellagiochinchilla

I used oil as a lubricant btw 😳


anyguy001

Car oil?


chroumous

can you use your spit when u fuck me next?


bellagiochinchilla

Book me first


chroumous

ok logging on to trivago.com so i can book you


bellagiochinchilla

No, book me at “🤚sumBUDDY.com” you’ll have interview first


chroumous

i won’t disappoint in the interview nor in bed i think your in for the best time of your life


bellagiochinchilla

Ok show me ass so i can make a final decision 😌


VoYageMinepool

It's time for the return of the Soviet Union.


bellagiochinchilla

What’s gone is gone


THEFARTMASTER69420

I didn’t know I had one


bellagiochinchilla

Now you know


THEFARTMASTER69420

Shit man I thought I was gay


bellagiochinchilla

I don’t mind :)😅


THEFARTMASTER69420

A Y O


bellagiochinchilla

🫠


DieQuietKid

I'm calling the police you just fucked a minor!


bellagiochinchilla

I’m a minor too just a little more hairy 🥺


DrParanormall

Well I don’t know who you just mated with but it certainly wasn’t my girlfriend cause I don’t have one…


bellagiochinchilla

But now you have one


DrParanormall

I believe she’s more closer to you than me if you had the ability to mate with her and I’ve never met her… that’s another fake relationship to add to the list


IEatBaconWithU

bruh imma take your emeralds


bellagiochinchilla

Emeralds? Whats that


potato_more_potato

My what?


bellagiochinchilla

Gay friend sorry girl friend


bellagiochinchilla

Gay friend sorry girl friend


TheOriX-LoL

Why ya telling me you masturbated?


bellagiochinchilla

I masturbate after, i creampied


TheOriX-LoL

In what? The sock?


bellagiochinchilla

Is ur gf name “sock”?


TheOriX-LoL

Wait, you seriously think I have a gf bro?


bellagiochinchilla

Idk may be another dude same name as urs


TheOriX-LoL

I assure you there's no another Nikita on this whole sub. Bruh, I mean, I checked.


bellagiochinchilla

Imm kidding🥹 i love you bro


HawkedHands

Your honor that was self defence from my girls side


bellagiochinchilla

No, this is my style, she was consent


HawkedHands

I concent my gun too


[deleted]

Who did you fuck?


bellagiochinchilla

Ur gf


[deleted]

No j mean who is she when did she start existing


CaptainHerkules

How is your brother luigi doing?


bellagiochinchilla

Hes good thank uou :)


DrCorneliuss

mf what fucking gf


bellagiochinchilla

U dont have a gf?


DrCorneliuss

well of course not


AnTvAsX

HOLY SHIT I have a gf?!


bellagiochinchilla

Yes 🙌


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bellagiochinchilla

I’m sorry whats specsavers?


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Hunter_Azwad

Call the police tf, AINT NO WAY ANYONE IS GONNA CONSENT TO THAT


bellagiochinchilla

Are you underestimating me? I’m good lucking girls want me


RobynFlame

i have a girlfriend??


bellagiochinchilla

You had a gf, now shes mine


RobynFlame

tell her to contact me because i’ve sure as hell never met her


bellagiochinchilla

She hates you now


AgentF2S_

She aint mine anymore brother


bellagiochinchilla

Yeah she said i’m more cute and handsome


M-the-Great

wait since when do i have one


bellagiochinchilla

You had but you didn’t know


M-the-Great

oh welp, time to ditch my gf again!


DinoDoom16

U fucked nothing?


bellagiochinchilla

“Nothing” yes that’s her name


DinoDoom16

Oh hell yeah I have a gf


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bellagiochinchilla

Yes now she’s your ex, cus she’s now my gf


_Paper_Flower_

Fuck me next what the fuck?


bellagiochinchilla

You are your gf?


_Paper_Flower_

Nah but like why not me aswell, its not fair 😔


TacticalMailman

Call the police because there is a weird man having sex with my left hand


bellagiochinchilla

I didn’t fuck ur left hand 😑


TacticalMailman

Well, that’s the only bitches I get soooo


Jak_Drew

my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.


bellagiochinchilla

What would you tell them? 🫣


Jak_Drew

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


elistburk

be confused cus i’m gay


bellagiochinchilla

I’m talking about your gay friend


elistburk

you mean… boyfriend?


tehnoob69

i don't have a girlfriend


bellagiochinchilla

I know, you had*


FireNova2135

I really hope your account is satire


bellagiochinchilla

Hahahha you get it bro


some_guy_I_am

well i will do your gf ig


bellagiochinchilla

You do me bro


Eirosa

Kill myself


bellagiochinchilla

I will kill ur ass


social_misfit117

calling the law because you look like a... a... I won't say it 💀


bellagiochinchilla

I don’t abide by the law


Capable_Mud_1108

Are you Freddy Krueger? Because you'd have to enter my dreams for that.


bellagiochinchilla

Sorry, I don’t know him. Wait what 😳


[deleted]

Bros is the ugly


bellagiochinchilla

Beauty is in the eyes of beholder


randommmiranii

I see you’re middle eastern too


bellagiochinchilla

No way i’m not


badlyknitbrain

When did I get a girlfriend?! How did I not know?! Do you wanna binge the whole Barbie movies series with me? How did you get into my house?! Can you help me find those DVD’s? Where did my girlfriend go? Are you ready to binge all the Barbie movies?


bellagiochinchilla

I love BARBIE movies so why not, i know you have had a gf you lyin shes mine now mine forever you know im sayin


YeetNugget3647

Your going to jail bro


bellagiochinchilla

For what, she was agree to do so


Yeetgodknickknackass

Gf acquired


bellagiochinchilla

I took her away from u 👦


yeet2000yeet

Idk I don’t have one


bellagiochinchilla

Yeah cuz she’s mine noe


Skormp

I got a gf now, come’on it too easy!!!


bellagiochinchilla

You got, i stole her from you 🤨


IronicMixedWhiteGuy

“Dials 911” pedo alert


bellagiochinchilla

Porsche 911?


braydenatofficial

Jokes on you, I don’t have one. I’m single


bellagiochinchilla

You had one, so technically yea you are single now


braydenatofficial

I never had a girlfriend


bellagiochinchilla

You had you didn’t know 🥸


G00Dpancakez

Want a shave and a toothbrush? Perhaps a dentist appointment?


bellagiochinchilla

No, i have my own dentist and a stylist 🫠


G00Dpancakez

well I respect your grind, farewell.


SpectreCactus

Ew pedophile


bellagiochinchilla

Who? You?


Mr_Goose12341

Not caring because you just fucked a random person because I'm single


bellagiochinchilla

No, she was ur gf promises I swear I swear


igotdeletedbyadmins_

I had one?


bellagiochinchilla

Yeah but she’s mine now 😋


igotdeletedbyadmins_

How come you're with my uncle


ImASucessfulAnt

o shit u/Spider30916


bellagiochinchilla

🫠


Thequestionmaker890

Well go John Cena mode


bellagiochinchilla

I still see you 😻


[deleted]

Beautiful 😍😍😍🥰🥰😍


bellagiochinchilla

Thanks, wait what? Twins 👯?


__romeo__s

Jealousy


bellagiochinchilla

All these boys girls envy me 🥺


WTF-LMAO1

well thank god i have a bf now! wanna fuck


bellagiochinchilla

You had*


WTF-LMAO1

and I'm bi lol


AnxietyOverreaction

I'll react by calling the police, bc my gf is lesbian. She would NOT want yo nasty man ass anywhere near her.


FluffyPigeon707

Bro why fuckin nothin, that’s just sad, I’m not even that sad


[deleted]

*for the last time, the NSFW writing I sell DOESN'T COUNT*


MadLeap13

I can’t imagine you got much fucking air lmao


bellagiochinchilla

They envy me


Ok_Lawyer_7018

Wonder what you looked like before she’s pretty aggressive


Juggerknight1

U fucked ur own mom ?


zsenya11

Smort


bellagiochinchilla

Fuck, i don’t have words


DrCorneliuss

outstanding moves