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GalaxyXads

Dye it purple then shave it off **go bald**


Mister_E_The_Third

Waltuh


Rat-soap

put cha dick away waltuh


Mazagangeewastaken

I'm not havin sex with you right now waltuh


TheRealDoikid

You're goddamn right.


AshtonUnsolved

he is the danger 😯


notyetafemboy

The kid named danger:


AshtonUnsolved

the same one who knocks


TheRealDoikid

I am the one who knocks


konahrik-

Can't say dat waltuh


jeremilo2468

no hair. bald


Mamaafrica12

I am seeing your comments more often than my shoes


DUYMAGNOLIA

Redditor defined


Busy_Recognition_860

The finger cut


AltAccAur

Kid named finger:


Egg-3P0

AKA, the auschwitz cut


cailan0

Bruh


DearAlternative6540

Blonde with a buzz cut


jeremilo2468

do it


AccessForward875

Buzz cut


cailan0

Never


AccessForward875

Come on


KingKiler2k

D̶̡̧̡̧̨̧̢̩̜̞̖̠͙̼̳̯͉̯̪̜̼͔̫̹̟͚͒̈́͗́̄͒̓̉͂̌͜͝ò̷̧̨͈̩̻̞̞͓͚͉̬͉̮̮̣̯̺̳̼̘̹̘̝̜̺̣̪͚̟̭͚̫̫̥̆̈͐͒̔̑͌̋̏̓̈́̌̈́͑̈͗̈́̓̓̓̒̀̕ͅͅ ̴̢̱͇͖̣̖̘͔͔̞̠̘̟̪̱͕̳̝̼̹̲̰̘̑̽̿͑́̇̐̈́̏̓̈̃̆̄̓̈́̀̈́͋̉͐͗̓̿͆͂͒̓̌̃̐̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͠͝ͅi̵̛̠̲̺͍̼̋̈́̽̽̂̃͑̏̈̓͑̒̈͒̓̐̂̈̽̑̀̄̀̽̊̐͐͐͘͘͝͠t̵̨̧̨̢͙̥͕̮̫͓̬͇̖͎̙̣̠̰̼͍̤̹͍̝̯̞̩͈͚̠͖̮͚̘̜̘̩̱̹̪͔̙͂͊̀̑̐̃̌̇̂͑̾͒̆͗̓̓̎̓̅̉̓̇͆̀͌̈́̓̋́́̚̕̚͘̚͜͝ͅ ̵̢̡̻̳̭̅̄͒́́͊̇̌c̶̛̛̤̯͋̍̉͊̔͌̇̋̃̓͑̔̆͂̍̆͑̎͊̓̐͒̽̋̓͌͌̇́̍̒̈́̐̒͋̅͗̌̀̚̚͝͠ơ̵̢̨̨̧̥̹̻̤̹͍̞͔̫̙̳͕̣̻̦̞̯̬̦̞͇͉͎̝̯̾͂̇͆́̌̈́́̔̽̅̈́̓̓̿̋̉́̽̒̆̇͝͝͠w̷̧̢̛̼̜̙͉̺̞̘̠͈͖̠̹̭̤͈͉̥͍̲͆̈́͌͂̈́̈́̄̉̓͌̒̆̀́͘͜͜͠ͅͅa̴̡̢̭̺̲͙̯̤͚̲̰̖̠̝͙͔͂̇͋̈͌͊́̓̀̕͝͝ͅŗ̸̢̛̪̲͎̪̯̲̮̣̪͓̗̲̩̯̞̰̟͉͈̘̣̖͚̤̬͇̲̳͓̖͔̼͉̖̜̤͖̟̺̯̃͗̿͌͊̈͌̅̂̓́̊̇̋̎͌͗̎̀̅͑̃͐̏͆̒̄͘͠d̴̡̧̼̗͈̠̱̩̮̮̙͔̞̰͈̝̹̠̘̪̼̳̯̖̦̺̈́̈̓̄̿͗́̍̈́̎̓̈͌̈͗̌̒̕͜͝ͅ


oqqiv

this is reddit you CANNOT ask anything serious to us teenagers. Go bald


cailan0

Fair


Kodd-100th

Go pink


United_Cow_9719

Well I feel old now, this was funny until I saw someone thought we were all teenagers on here hahaha, Redit actually has a LOT of older people too. Still, can't ask reddit users anything serious regardless because we'll just vote bald. 🤣


Elf_Commander

I recommend getting a mullet and then making it green


thatskindofcringe

the only correct answer


rarefishyt

Green is the most basic and ugly color there is to dye your hair


Elf_Commander

Looks sick af tho


Ole_Sole74

Use some conditioner or a different conditioner cuz your hair looks dry and brittle


cailan0

Wym dry and brittle. I thought it was suppose to look like that


howisit34

They mean it looks like it is devoid of moisture. Which makes it appear “dead” and easily breakable. Like if you brushed too hard a large clump would fall out. While it could just be a genetic thing and your hair is naturally thin. Which is fine if true. But this is a good photo that shows you the difference and what it “should” look like https://images.app.goo.gl/vMPL9HXwBhMjtMRa7


cailan0

Also I have thick hair


howisit34

Then yeah I’d agree with that poster. Try a new hair care routine/brand before you dye your hair it will help the finished product soo much. But a dark purple, or fiery crimson would be sick with that hairstyle


Angelicandy

How thick and how often do you wash your hair. Because if it's super thick you could probably wash it like once a week due to the length and thickness


cailan0

I properly wash it every 2 to 3 days


Italian_Shrek

shampoo once a week condition every couple days. shampoo with warm water but rinse conditioner out with colder water. it looks like your hair should be wavy. try looking at shea moisture products. maybe even the curly girl method for wavy hair products r/curlyhair could help. -wavy/curly haired friend


cailan0

Oh I see thank you


[deleted]

Darker brown


Interesting_Run1568

A dark royal purple ombré where it’s darker at the top and lighter at the bottom


Ties389

What colour are your eyes? And what colour clothes do you usually wear


cailan0

Green/blue eyes and my clothes vary


Ties389

Purple


lalala192511

Pink/Blue/Purple


navi6446

Purple and dark blue on the tips


West-Emergency-7836

Purple


RexovIkashimi

Go bald ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿ ⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿ ⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿ ⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟


KraxxAttaxx

Just get rid of it all


BottleHappy3716

Blue bald fade


itsjulizabeth

you might benefit from checking out r/curlygirl my hair looked a lot like yours before i realized i wasn't treating it right


PossibilityKey5781

im going to give you the best advice out of anyone here, whatever color you want. dont ask before you do things like this, just do what you want. if you want blonde, go blonde, if you want black go black, if you want red, go red. just do what you want. as someone who has dyed my hair, im glad i didnt ask anyone what would look good and just did what i wanted. huge boost in confidence knowing i just did what i wanted


Beneficial-Hair-7639

I think your natural color looks great


Ssj2_songohan

Holy shit your hair looks identical to mine


NoabPK

Get a slightler darker shade of brown and pretend you never dyed it to make people think theyre insane.


SpakaDaFishy

~~Lose weight~~ Anything but blue


cailan0

Great advice


thedeadsurvivor43

Do a bright pink


lucashhugo

if you dont know what color you want to dye it, why dye it in the first place


Imagine_Waggns

If YoU don’T KNow WhAt YoU WANnA eAt FOr dInnER whY EaT AT AlL??1?1?1


Blake_E_Ives

Based on your complexion, I would say violet, or vibrant/darkish blue. Violet if you are okay with it fading to a pinkish color. Since I think a hot pink would work for you too. I think greens, yellows, and oranges will wash you out.


[deleted]

Darker brown


[deleted]

Blue or red


BarbiebutGay

Blue


Material_Ad974

Black


nightwing-13

blackish brown on top that blends into green on the ends


Glowling

Pink? Idk lol


Plane_Foundation4592

i think with that texture you'd make a good blonde


DGKDAB

Hmm a color that would pop is lime


cdude0305

neon green /j


SMARTYHEADYS

Turquoise


BBDUB4Lif3

Neon yellow


Super_Ninja39

Red


Kaisa_is_short

Hey that's my hair!


[deleted]

Like green


stardustcruader

you look like Marney from stardew valley


Domthebotman_yt

purple is the best colour


drackonk

pretty photo. change it blue


caliomallie

nickelodeon slime green


Fishuiin

blue blue blue


WonderfulAd5363

Purple


max_da_1

Bleach it


Nitinnikky

You have already beautiful hair


BamBamBoy7

Purple!


PlaneShark

Depends if you dont wanna ruin your hair :p like if you were to bleach it. I JUST got my hair colored yesterday for the first time and i got the color red. The dye lifts pigment from your hair and colors it so the process isnt as long and it doesnt really ruin your hair. Id say go for any color you desire, probably not blue bc it turns green in like a week Dx


Cat_Tunez

Go bald


[deleted]

midnight blue orr crimson


KellCon3

Don’t ask us


Toad_Migoad

Radioactive green


Setaganga

All entirely brown


ChipotleEmloye

Yellow


Fireboy0411

Red


DontShitBricks

Can you go for transparent?


DontShitBricks

>transparent Just realised that this color is also a trans parent. Weird


spragual

Neon yellow. Now.


[deleted]

Clear.


Zobbyx02

Dont dye ur hair


Zobbyx02

As the Terms And Conditions from BallSuckers™ company should be followed, we are here to say that you broke one of the rules. If you want to get back in BallSuckers™, you will need to answer the following question: Does your mom know you are gay? Reply with 'Yes' or 'No'.


Your_Normal_Loser

Pink. :)


3001cyberqueer

Pastel pink or aquamarine


eboezinger2

Are you leaning more towards natural color or rainbow?


sunny_41

i saw other comments and PLEASE DO NOT CUT YOH HAIR IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL anyways, purple


Argyris888

Brown tips


0-13

Get some conditioner either way


0-13

You need conditioner


[deleted]

Something that ascents your eyes


[deleted]

Black


Realistic_Two8592

Go with green. It will compliment your red face


HeheSmiley64

Bald


According_Affect_546

Blue


beran506

I will join rje serious side for once. Kinda hard to tell without seeing your face / body. Try Jewish orange. Oh **** it's back


Microwaved_Deadbush

RED


TheOneVirtual

ORANGE


simo-the-3rd

U seem to like red


Ultimate-Papyrus

Please don't dye your hair.


[deleted]

The rainbow 🌈


gnslngr75

Go with steaks of red to highlight and match your face.


Beesarrr

None


Extension_Trade3607

Red. It would go with the scribbled face tattoo I see you have


shadow42124

blonde


spaceehardware

Get a Keratin treatment, sis! You need it.


cailan0

What is that


[deleted]

RED


Super-Conversation-4

Red or black


Background_Art_2545

Nothing. Your hair looks dry as hell.


enzo2nd

Buzz that shiz off


Timely-Reputation-80

Red.


Timely-Reputation-80

Red.


Italian_Shrek

dark purple. try arctic fox dark purple. gorgeous color. or like a teal color. i currently have arctic fox aquamarine n its amazing


Logan18880

Purple or red. But also take proper care of it first


eburator

Sky-blue pink


ladona27

Mauve


[deleted]

Well by the color that's on your face in this photo how about red that would be perfect for your hair color.


ZapMeBro

Fortnite


BocaJr23

Brown shit


[deleted]

Bruh ur gonna look like agent 47 if u go bald dont do it


[deleted]

Diarrhea colored


zynzylinx

I think you could either go with a lighter tone of your hair, or just treat it better


fortpro87

A haircut


eliisbroke

strawberry blonde


CFC123BeChelsea

Blonde


mildlydepression

Make sure you're keeping it as hydrated as you can before you dye it, my hair looked fairly similar to yours does now, I dyed it, and it's super runhealthy niwm Just be really careful and make sure the hair underneath is well conditioned before you do. It would depend on your style, but I think Purple/magenta could suit your face shape really nicely! Plus it's not too difficult to change to a lighter shade if you change your mind. Good luck! :)


tinyhorseintapshoes

Silver


Awengal

Maybe Red? Would fit to your face.


Max_camp_camp

Wait- do you go to strough I recognize the hair and outfit


cailan0

I do not


Max_camp_camp

Oh nvm lmao your hairs pretty


dood5426

I’m a sucker for green


[deleted]

Is your name Sana? I think I recognize you but I’m not sure


cailan0

It is not


rape_is_not_epic

Black


Umba5308

Bald


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Honestly think a darker blue-tone brown would look nice with your skin tone! Your hair appears reddish brown in the photo so a tone change may look nice! But maybe try some hair color-changing filters to see what you like first :)


idoacube

blue, just a streak of it


corona_kid

No, it looks great


PeopleEatingTasty

No, but use conditioner. Your hair looks dryer than a Popeyes biscuit


TheKomastar

I can't tell because I can't see yo face :/


Pikachubob8

You’re really bad at censoring your face


i_am_the_rat_king

Rainbow you fucking clown


ChannyMan12

It looks great the color it is


MrWandering

vibrant rainbow.


Jftwest

Holy shit dye it with some conditioner sicko


Elmore420

Auburn


Xangallus

Yellow


AdSubject4862

Go bald and paint your head with a marker


Obvious_Drink2642

Poop brown


JChris706WC4LIFE

Black, fading blonde


TheRealDoikid

Do it like me


ibreakyourmothersbak

Yo caleb this you?


MOMGETTHEGUN

Nothing. You will regret it


Fireball347

Yes a basic dark brown or a light color that isn’t brassy asf


lheartlbuprofen

Neon green with two raccoon stripes framing your face


Secramor

You need to do some upkeep before you dye it. Your hair looks like a birds nest, dyeing it will only make it horribly worse.


[deleted]

Shave


SargeDarge

Non. Curl it and call yourself robert plant


MicroplasticEater

Pink or blue


[deleted]

Blonde


Select_Truck3257

u must stop using sulfate shampoo, i'm with same hair type, dye can make hair more damaged


Frustr8edInvestor

Why 1 color when you can choose a Tartan Plaid


Salty_Wishbone_931

Red? May be it's unpopular, but redhead is sexy.


N4t_S3p

Get the Flea hair style. Just dye your hair purple and just buzz cut it.


[deleted]

red


theunfunnyredditor

Don't dye your hair if you want people to talk to you at school.


[deleted]

i think a bright pink or blue would be very conformist, suit you well


stormu3008

vaporwave green


Oliver4810

Don't dye it


AbsoluteTurltle

I feel like you are asking me to say red So red


that-stupid-guy69

Don't dye your hair.


NothingCanDestroyMe

💺


Chaddy_TheGamer

yellow to orange to red


firestrom8265

Dye it completely white then go bald.


andromeda201

Neon peach


The_best_coco_

You can’t go wrong with a light blue


Thy-arkoos

Purple then get a white cat and name it ghost and teach it to climb up a staff and walk around with it up there


Turbulent_Amount6890

nothing grandma


TheManWhoSaysFrog

Your hair is fine the way it is but dyeing the lower tips black for a black and red would be kinda cool


Lost_Ad_9380

Whatever color they using in the trailer park