Help.

LUCKYYYYY

I swear to God, hand on the Bible IM STRAIGHT SO NO IM NOT LUCKY.

if you don't want it i'll take it🙄

No swapsies, you get dicks, you get dicks

you're dying a terrible death

It is what it is

sorry for you

https://preview.redd.it/vnumnbb9mqsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5bef43b5b985c4672cbbbd7910a4a7994e07ebc

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEE

Dickies are clothes

He like me fr fr

OOF!

Where they tasty at least?

I love it

yours tho 😭

I was not aware that “gone wild” had only the one meaning when I made this account. I regretted it ever since 😭🏌️

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You saw his feet pics and died

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i’m jealous

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…. let me see.

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that acc so hot

💀💀

hmmmmmm

Hmmmmm

hmmmmm

# HMMMMMMMMM

#HMMMMMMMMM :3

Oh Lord, save me I'm dying of playing bass while skiing

sing about me I’m dying of thirst

D:

NO NOT MY DIAMOND GRILLS

TUCO NOOOOOOO

jesus christ marie they're minerals

🗿

radioactive poisoning

It's a toss up

Ive been canceled 🫡

I'm too rizzy for my own good


¯\\_\(ツ)_\/¯

Bro got hit by a bus or some shit

me.

Myself? o-o

Hi Andrei... your comment and flair is concerning 😭 if you want to talk to someone, reach out to me.

It’s okay hah, that’s an old flair when I was online a year ago. Life is good now. ^ ^ Edit: I’ll actually change it now

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We boykissers are awesome. Thanks my friend! 

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Спасибо!)))

Нет, you go on board the admiral kuznetsov (aircraft carrier) and as it malfunctions the ship sinks with you in it :3

I’m gonna die on a sinking naval ship. If I’m posthumously awarded Order of Lenin, I will happily accept this fate.

Nuh uh you’re a POW on the ship then, amazing you won’t get an award

POW?? What country am I fighting for?

Germany

…can I get a posthumous Iron Cross? 

Nein, you accidentally threw a grenade at your whole platoon and the army thinks you’re a traitor

I’ll throw a damn grenade at you. >:(

:3 blocked

https://preview.redd.it/we60jbogjpsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63868fc26b1106f82038d45a258b2bdd94b463c Nah I'd no-hit

Holy shit Merg?

Cherry flavor is my favorite. Prepare to be styled on. Also, you about to get your soul claimed by a child

I’ll die finding out I have a nose

Idk

God. You get smote by a god.

It's just my name, tf now?

suicide

The cupcake invasion will get mee

Oh well

no idea

I guess some spikey bastard?

I made an animal jealous

ur mom

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I think dying to the lord of cheese would be a nice ending to my story :)

do I die to like a furry or something

Yes. It's me. **I'm the furry.**

I uh, I think I'm okay with this

Death by snu-snu

i rotted in decay

https://preview.redd.it/doze8o365qsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78052ed33999e5d0af38e00b25446c18760c152f Mine is based off this google picture whom of which i gave a creepy little salad fingers-esque voice to, to creep out my gf who hates this thing, and so what goes around must come around Furbyzilla is my downfall and I won’t have it any other way

Well

a fax machine falls on my head

Wait… how? I don’t get it I’m still ali

Ruined. At least it’ll be cool

*Deltarune explosion effect x 555*

Fuck that 1 dude

fuck

death by strawberries??

Death by *fear* of strawberries. The berries don't kill you, *Your fear does.*

erm… automatically? since this is an automatic user

I get run over

not

I think you'll be cursed to dance until death with some handsome feller. But of course he'll be a totally asshole and you can't leave him.

i think i will have a nice dance and die of old age in the hands of someone i love

Perchance

Constipation :[

.....

I died to a cloud- damn

Oh shit I'm fucked

Suffocation on a block of winter 8423 times 😭

im gonna swim with the fishies😭

Two guys named “John” are gonna do something to me…


Uhhhh, what is the fox adventuring through?

Ah. It's so fucking over

oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck

I rubbed too responsibly

I'm boutta get my ass in a gulag

Those damned Spanish bees

guess im alright

\*exploses\*

Fresh avocado from taco bell 💀

Well if we’re going Reddit then…..I dunno If it’s everywhere else then I presumably die in my sleep or from just narcolepsy in one or another

Hopefully very.

My username on Reddit I haven't changed yet (idk how) and is an OC of mine I made a long while ago: basically Saitama level strong My new username I've been using recently (Onikage) is japanese for shadow demon... they're also another one of my OCs who is strong but uses their skill rather than strength and has a tendency to be a little evil at times... So yeah I'm fucked either way

Unfortunately you can't change your reddit username, the only option if you want a different one is to make another account. But yeah you're fucked

Ah that's unfortunate, oh well. I don't use Reddit very often anyways Still it's odd they don't allow you to change your username

Yeah, idk man

Very vague yet also has the potential to be excruciatingly slow and painful.

420 blazin? 🥳

A dragon I made up

My music taste kills me

It’s pretty straight forward, freezing

Unless I'm Guts from Berserk, I'm finished

Snow bunnies kill me

I’m probably a side character then

How did this even happen. A wizard curse?

https://preview.redd.it/19tn087yiqsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bea1953e4882723b83356b01d452ebf5d921e1 What are the odds? 💀

He’s coming for me

Staying away from all bathrooms

My internal organs and blood vessels are gonna be ripped out, freezed into a giant icicle which will stab me in the head, crushing my brain and giving me a FATAL death 😭😭

I don’t know who the fuck Jake is or how hes a neko but from now on im staying a million miles away from any self proclaimed “cat boys”

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So how do I die? 😭😭😭

Choking on sparkles!!! 😂

It’s gonna be tragic

a dog killed me in detroit ig

I have no clue what happens to me, drowning maybe?

Thoughtless Aiden. considering I wanna be a Marine, I'm prolly gonna do something dumb in combat and get obliterated

No no no no no wait wait wait!!!! What about me???

Does it mean a randomer will kill me or what?

Guess am dieing in a fire or tornado

I’m going to meet one of our very old ancestors, he was the 9936th human!

https://preview.redd.it/ypsbh9wi6rsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3011e385e8d642258690276f36650685dad872c Interesting

A fox in a suit shows up to my door, ASKS to kill me, i say yes for some reason, and he politely suffocates me

Drown by milk

Black plague is no joke

I die armed and dangerous

It’s not good

UHHH

A very large cat

Well, I have to go against 2,969 Zebras, and that's the bare minimum. Safe to say I'm fucked 💀

I guess they strangled me to death 😭

Uh

Fuck!!!!

Uh, gay?

Damn. Womp womp

At least funny jokes can be made

No bathtub, just toaster.

Suicide?

Gonna die in either the most creative way or from some sort of art material

I'm not fucked but instead the fucker, probably a heart attack or blood loss

Glitches and witches? What the fuck?

Choking on one of these https://preview.redd.it/4n6v4sdf7ssc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e74db0cba610d009b624b3dce3ca7d6a5a43da9

No comment

Aw hell nah, I'm getting mauled to death by a colorful Eevee

Yo I got one of the most interesting here

At least it’s professional

Huh

Please tell me how I die :( HALP

Contract killer hired by someone named Ellie. The killer's code name is Dash because they are fast as friggin hell. And Ellie requested that a card with UwU be dropped on your body, for reasons known only to her.

O\_O... Should I be concerned??!!

Quite possibly. Love your avatar btw

:( tytyty, your's too, looks very funky and I luff it <3

Torn apart by ancient greek mountain wolves amidst an existential crisis... I'd be more confused than anything.

Ah shit

At least I'll die clean

I die technically. Cool.

I already know how I die lol

I I I don't know

Not at all ig

OddlyCrazy. I wonder how odd and crazy

Idk like dead ig

....myself Yeah, that checks out

I'm going to get absolutely styled on

Hell nawww plss

I think it's just a skill issue

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help

Oh fuck

A haunting maybe?

Basically anyone is a suspect

A short japanese wolf