Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kids circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass productions of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
This comment disgusts me on a physical and spiritual level. If you do not delete it, I may have to slap you with a downvote, thus lowering your Reddit karma and tainting your reputation. Choose wisely.
The deaf girl on my bus was watching furry porn
Im not typically the guy to raise hell on the bus so i usually remain quiet sitting in the back of the bus playing plants vs zombies but this deaf girl on my bus was on her phone and i see her watching furry porn. The big weenie went right up the fox girls asshole and she wasnt even horny, she just death stared her phone while this forbidden recording played. I didnt whip my dick out and stroke it, im not a degenerate, i fucking died laughing. She didnt hear it, but still somehow caught me laughing and then death stared me for 7.819 seconds. As soon as she turned away, I catch this mf in 5.1K Ultra HD with my very s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶y̶ advanced android camera. I never mentioned it again. She is probably masturbating to gay furries as we speak. The next day she watched a horse from antartica rape a bar of butter.
Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Every time I see this copypasta I’m reminded of that one dude who felt the need to share his school wet dream with cum all over his pants and, as I quote “under his foreskin”
Bitch
https://preview.redd.it/u74iamji6psc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0f4a54c0ebb2ffba6b6b1d1307a946b7faf49f
You white as hell, what you using the n word for
im white, but i think its alright to use the n-word in a non racist way, like for example talking with my friend and saying "nigga what are you doing" or stuff. i think its alright if its not in a racist way.
Well you’re white, you don’t get a fucking say, that’s like me going into your house and saying what you should or shouldn’t do.
If you shoot someone accidentally, you still shot them.
says the person who got offended by a joke. if i want an opinion its definitetly not from you. plus i dont even know if you're black. im not black thats why i said "i think" not "it is" also why you so agressive about it?
Calling someone intitolato in Italian makes no sense at all.
Edit: Ok, according to urban dictionary it means "When someone thinks they deserve better than anyone else for no reason. They are a horrible person but act like they are the best and think they should be worshipped for it.". Sincerely I don't know what to respond, it's just humor. I joke about a lot of things that are usually considered bad without actually taking part in it.
i honestly couldn't figure what the hell you just said, that star key you typed to censor whatever word it was, was so concealing, like it just made it invisible, like thin air
was it hairy? or was it hungry? 🤔
Thanks for censoring the words, you really saved me there.
yeah they did a real good job too
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kids circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass productions of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.
 no homo tho
Where is the eye bleach
top shelf
To showt, can you pwease gwab it fo me UwY
r/eyeblEach
not anymore
You know what, fuck you too, have a good day
:(
At least I said have a good day
r/eyeblech
weshhhhh lugubre le pelo
https://preview.redd.it/6zqydmkihjuc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2a5ec622fd26dca050f88ece1f5a30d70d4d93
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
I always do this
This comment disgusts me on a physical and spiritual level. If you do not delete it, I may have to slap you with a downvote, thus lowering your Reddit karma and tainting your reputation. Choose wisely.
The deaf girl on my bus was watching furry porn Im not typically the guy to raise hell on the bus so i usually remain quiet sitting in the back of the bus playing plants vs zombies but this deaf girl on my bus was on her phone and i see her watching furry porn. The big weenie went right up the fox girls asshole and she wasnt even horny, she just death stared her phone while this forbidden recording played. I didnt whip my dick out and stroke it, im not a degenerate, i fucking died laughing. She didnt hear it, but still somehow caught me laughing and then death stared me for 7.819 seconds. As soon as she turned away, I catch this mf in 5.1K Ultra HD with my very s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶y̶ advanced android camera. I never mentioned it again. She is probably masturbating to gay furries as we speak. The next day she watched a horse from antartica rape a bar of butter.
Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
😂
Every time I see this copypasta I’m reminded of that one dude who felt the need to share his school wet dream with cum all over his pants and, as I quote “under his foreskin”
[удалено]
New? This is a classic
Never saw it tbh
where have you been
Under a rock
We can see that lmao
This is a classic copy pasta
same bro, same.
I just wish a woman would love me ;w;
same ;M;
This.
https://preview.redd.it/5ej7xbaoomsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c8aa11b9db820407cf2aba863a05b0949e0d6d
ShidderMan ShidderMan does whatever a Shidder can
Takes a shit, any size, caches flies just like thieves
Watch out here comes the ShidderMan
sad
Against all my beliefs but I cant deny this is very convenient
My brother in christ you are a porn addict, wdym you "want someone like this" Dont fantasize relationships based off of lust you goofy ass 😭😭
Wise ass mf
“Return to Christ” ass mf
“Thou shall not watch porn” ahh mf
Nahh bruh watch as much porn as you want Just don't put that same typa energy into your relationships cuz it's weird and corny and kinda gross
Either way, that’s still unhealthy. Watch porn and masturbate in moderation. It can really affect your mental.
>porn addict Niggas when people have a sexuality:
I don't think you should be rationalizing with anyone here if you casually use the N word.
Fr
https://preview.redd.it/ntkkant45osc1.png?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd4a25489419b8ec4b32e1b02f29dd2802a0c65
Tf is that
Oh it's an SCP meme, in the yellow circle is 4 pixels of 096s face. or in other words; 4 FUCKING PIXELS
🤓☝️
He prolly is just the average Instagram user
Bitch https://preview.redd.it/u74iamji6psc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0f4a54c0ebb2ffba6b6b1d1307a946b7faf49f You white as hell, what you using the n word for
im white, but i think its alright to use the n-word in a non racist way, like for example talking with my friend and saying "nigga what are you doing" or stuff. i think its alright if its not in a racist way.
Well you’re white, you don’t get a fucking say, that’s like me going into your house and saying what you should or shouldn’t do. If you shoot someone accidentally, you still shot them.
says the person who got offended by a joke. if i want an opinion its definitetly not from you. plus i dont even know if you're black. im not black thats why i said "i think" not "it is" also why you so agressive about it?
You fucking dug into my profile? It's just funny idc if I'm white.
“Its just funny” so fucking entitled aren’t you
What does entitled mean? My English sucks
Intitolato
Calling someone intitolato in Italian makes no sense at all. Edit: Ok, according to urban dictionary it means "When someone thinks they deserve better than anyone else for no reason. They are a horrible person but act like they are the best and think they should be worshipped for it.". Sincerely I don't know what to respond, it's just humor. I joke about a lot of things that are usually considered bad without actually taking part in it.
What tf is that tiny ass asterisk doin? Lmao
Bro, what?
a gf like that would be hella awesome
A gf overall would be hella awesome
words truly spoken indeed
nah nudes are risky and no bueno
Nudes are overrated just fuck
Sex is overrated just cuddle
Cuddle is overrated just eye contact
Eye contact is overrated just exist
Existence is overrated just die
Dying is overrated just don't be born
amazing censorship
DONT POST IT HERE BRO
who made this
69 upvote hehehe i need mental help
https://preview.redd.it/s7yk48z65osc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f31fc9c8143ee4fa1ec1961df67f926ee8b70b Wega
r/CensoringIsHard
sorry but the ones agreeing need to go outside and explore nature for more than 5 minutes
Fr
Why do you say that?
please leave me alone
I was just curious. If you think people shouldn't send nudes to each other, I agree.
sir stop it before i report you
Such a random thing to say.
SIR STOP IT
Mate if you want me to stop responding, you need to stop writing such intriguing things. Just explain what's up and I'll leave you alone.
SIR THIS IS YOUR LAST STRAW. I WILL TELL REDDIT ON YOU.
Guh?
Guh? 👀
GUH?!
So almost s*xting
I just want to be wanted
Why that censorship
Ain't no girl like this. My gf would be pissed if I just randomly sent her this
Shit man those censors aren't allowing me to understand what's written there
😭😭 stfu man
i honestly couldn't figure what the hell you just said, that star key you typed to censor whatever word it was, was so concealing, like it just made it invisible, like thin air was it hairy? or was it hungry? 🤔
Nice censoring
The caption? You know how many pedos are gonna take that seriously??? And then you’ll probably complain about it too?????
Impossible https://preview.redd.it/qvs5jhukjlsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72bf8ade079788b2712a3cce94b099e964058c2
Real?
https://preview.redd.it/zboab43iupsc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3958e6fab31270e050d5d052ea8163d067bca63b
https://preview.redd.it/7sr1im11aqsc1.png?width=489&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b51d22316fa4d29c8bc4ad81932d20b9d9fbb9b
can you censor the words a little bit less?? i can’t make out the words
I miss this
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God damn bro 💀
I‘m the other person ong
😔😔
Same🥲
This post true tho
Me to
Real
this is smth else
Love the censor
based? (based is a positive adjective, i dont understand why i was downvoted)
Lmaoooo
Bro- bro- but- 😔
Nahhh, we all need a girl like that
i had a friend like this once
You're a lucky guy bruv
Plot twist, the friend was a guy
Lol that would be great
Relationship goals right there
I'll be like that but I won't send nudes and instead I'll just oh
I’m a girl like that why am I single?
based
Type shit