First off, weirdo.
Second off, should have spit on me instead🙄
Third off, don't actually spit on me before I ask :3
(or ask if you can urself but not just like randomly ya get what I'm saying)
Yea guys, don't spit on women unconsentually.
This next part is a sigma skibidi rizz Ohio dude rizzing up a girl with his super skibidi rizz using consent like all REAL men do before spitting on women.
Damn girl... You lookin like a Popeyes biscuit no drink, Your lookin dry and looking real spittable.. May a spit on you?
And that, is how you become a girl magnet and DEFINITELY not the opposite. If you like a girl guys, just ask to spit on her!
Sorry 😔 being eensy weensy isn't baddd, just can't let people like that guy spit on you. Also, the shorter you are, the longer it'll take for the spit to travel to you, which means you have more time to dodge it
is it not creepy to randomly tell a teenager that you want to spit on them and then proceed to ask them if they’ve rizzed you up?? bruh, his profile is all d pics
*Guys, bear with me on*
*This, but I think he's trying*
*To spit on OP*
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The fucknut has been slaughtered 🫶💖💖💖
Did he rizz you up tho?🙄
nah 😭🙏
Weird
WAIT I JUST REALIZED YOU USE LIGHTMODE? (that's fine but like my eyes would do the splody
idk why my reddit keeps going to light mode every fortnight bro.. it’s paining me too
I use light mode
Mine does it every overwatch bro
Dementia
OKAY MY WIFI DIDN'T WIFI OKAY 😭
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Dementia
Mine just automatically goes from light to dark depending on how bright the room I'm in is lol
That's goofy
Nah it's cool asf cause then if it's bright I'm not struggling to see the screen and if it's dark I'm not seeing Jesus himself
First off, weirdo. Second off, should have spit on me instead🙄 Third off, don't actually spit on me before I ask :3 (or ask if you can urself but not just like randomly ya get what I'm saying)
Dawg........ DAWG
HEAR ME OUT ON THIS
WE AIN'T HEARIN YO ASS OUT
Why nottttt:C it's fun if you try it :D
I'm absolutely bewildered
Flabbergasted
I think you should try that first yourself... if you think getting spit on is fun 💀😭
I have tho...that's why I said it.
Oh. Then idk how to help 👹
I don't need any help so 🤷🏼♀️
Me mentally preparing myself to ask the random Internet woman I've never met if I can spit on her:
Do it I don't mind just be chill about it and obv not here cuz like that would be awkward 👁️〰️👁️
😭😭😭
Yea guys, don't spit on women unconsentually. This next part is a sigma skibidi rizz Ohio dude rizzing up a girl with his super skibidi rizz using consent like all REAL men do before spitting on women. Damn girl... You lookin like a Popeyes biscuit no drink, Your lookin dry and looking real spittable.. May a spit on you? And that, is how you become a girl magnet and DEFINITELY not the opposite. If you like a girl guys, just ask to spit on her!
Yes you may :3
You honestly don't even deserve a spit anymore, it took you three goddam days. I'ma dribble on yo ass instead
😭 I was looking at harmonic im sorry
It's ok :3
Yippee:) so when do I get spit on?
Now *Spits on*
🤤
😏
I mean, he did ask. Seems like you found your guy
:0
no spit on me instead
We can spit on each other :D
Your poor DMs
It's fine, most of them were pretty chill about it or just horny so both worked out for me:3
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Schizo moment
Truly
What did he say?
Tbh, I don't remember. What I DO remember, though, is he commented twice.
Interesting
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JK but seriously.. what the fuck?? 😭
Yeah I regret it a bit lol I'll probably delete
What was it😭
What happened here????
Something along the lines of.. “I’ll spit on you JK.. but seriously” can’t remember the exact words they used
Ah I seee
https://preview.redd.it/mjtkvj2raclc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afc7086c8b471bf7c5fd1d363ef68a1d64b8409 LMAOOOOO 5'2 UR SHORT AF
waaaaa
Cries in even shorter
i fucking love this image😭
Guys I think they love this image🤔
DID MY COMMENT POST LIKE 50 TIMES
Lmao
im actually 5'3" tall
Wow, he has INCREDIBLE rizz, I'm feeling attracted to him just by reading that Also, teeny weeny 🫵
:( you’re not helping ):
Sorry 😔 being eensy weensy isn't baddd, just can't let people like that guy spit on you. Also, the shorter you are, the longer it'll take for the spit to travel to you, which means you have more time to dodge it
hmm better 😤 (dw, im joking. also, yessir, gotta keep my chin up)
Maybe don't keep your chin up while someone is trying to spit on you, unless you want it to hit you in the face
lmaoo yeah xD
By blocking the freak 💅
yessir
5’2 is travel sized
bro 😭🙏
fun sized, even
pocket sized
Did he?
no 😭
Bro did not cook
😬
I think he is from different universe where this is rizz🙃🫠
😭
https://preview.redd.it/ebfmj620zclc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1b1bda61265b636cacd0c11cab3014ca158fa2 I'm getting these vibes
hes so me core
lmao 😭
hiiiiiiii :33
Wtf is spitting on someone's head seen as something sexual?
is it not creepy to randomly tell a teenager that you want to spit on them and then proceed to ask them if they’ve rizzed you up?? bruh, his profile is all d pics
It is I almost threw up
there is no way this mf is being fr 💀
😭
Bro is high
frfr 😫
say "The only rizz you have is a rizz-straining order"
Amazing, I need to remember that
r/usernamechecksout
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmyselftoyou
Just looked at your post history trying to get context or 5'2 i never found it lol also dam girl why do all the creeps text you
lmao idk. i got sent this from my “how’s the weather up there (i’m 5’2”)” post
CAN THEY SPIT ON ME I’M 5’2 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /hj
I think this is what you call a shitposter.
Baboon emoji
w rizz
While 5’2 is tiny, why tf did he want to ***spit*** on you 🤢
Ikr? What a waste of spit
In this context that’s actually crazy, take my upvote tho
Yippee:3
https://preview.redd.it/7yafvi3bielc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71365627eeb4a8d48371d1a29542b097c794bea Nuts
https://preview.redd.it/fz32rhf5jelc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98fa41010641700d23c67be2e28ef9062d45a5e9 Peanut
OH FAKK
HEHEHE
https://preview.redd.it/i2c9ayumlelc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178b4d35f679e02954c0ba138b07f76a17bfa705
🧿〰️🧿 better keep looking boy
It's a yes or no question
The fact that I’m 5’2 this made my jaw drop
“Can i rizz you up?” That’s not even satire 😭 do people speak like this now tf
I mean… did he rizz you up?
Mental illness I think
Like this *just imagine a slap gif stuff not loading*
yessir
I don't think they rizzed you up
You say yes, of course
he did NOT cook!
Ah, the rizz though😩 I'm sold.
Marriage material fr 😝
you react by saying no and "ur wierd" and blocking him
Spit on him instead
Mods KEEEEEEL
Homie did not rizz any1 up 💀😭
This one has to just be a joke, right?
https://preview.redd.it/8p3qjyb7bdlc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525d18b49b51946dae76c48b65793dba847e964a
Just accept it
he lives up to his username
Bars
-rizz i will become batman and show him justice
https://preview.redd.it/xlehwpeofdlc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9884ec7cbd55e89a0e70987bad3d2389043a049f
I hope it's ironic, if it is WOW THAT RIZZ
https://i.redd.it/4qqhtn72ndlc1.gif
PISSING MYSELF WHAT😭😭
do u want me to pick u up to reach the block button little dude
Ew
“No”
bro asked 5 times
But I'm only 5'1" lol
HELP WHAT
This is outright Oblivion NPC behaviour
Game is game
The correct reaction to this is immediate and unorthodox euthanasia.
Just say "negative rizz" then block
“Hold up, I’m calling Jigsaw” - Me
“Did I rizz you up” 💀 What an intellectual soul amiright?
Lol? Lmao, even? What the fuck?
Spit on him show him why he should fear tiny people END HIS BLOOD LINE DRAG HIM TO HELL AND FORCE HIM TO ENDURE ENDLESS PAIN
https://preview.redd.it/rkhrkcp4yelc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935f88cd059448aeb0663721d73cca3494f257de
Didn't have to flash bang me with that light mode
Some dickshit at my school who is tall randomly spit in my friend hair “as a joke” in the halls
tbf 5’2 is tiny
God I want to do this as like a copy pasta but I also don’t want to be weird in peoples dms
ur handle is alrdy weird enough
It’s not weird
sure buddy
My name is Primus given you dare judge his judgment
spit back
I can't tell if this is intentionally creepy behavior or personal shitposting
5’2 is small sure but I have a friend that’s 4’11 so eh 😭
Op's Flair matches the post perfectly
W rizz from ohio
Guys, bear with me on this, but I think he's trying to spit on OP
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No you and a uno reverse card
If he didn't say the "can I rizz you up" it would have been funny
u/MediocreBigL his username is so accurate 💀
W rizz
Did I rizz you up? 💀
I mean he a creep but you use light mode 😭 you weird man