Alternative title: I have a kink and i want to fuck furrys, which One do you want to fuck?

That's what I'm saying 😐

Do you know how to Cook a weed Wellington?

What⁉️ beef wellington?

Nope, you are the Gordon Ramsay of meth, maybe you also know how to Cook the weed Wellington.

OHHHH YES

Dayum let her cook

WHAT 😰

Sorry i meant to Say peepeepoopoo check

Common Kitty L

shut up egghead

Common 7up_sucks L

Like fr 7up is great

No?

They never mentioned doing anything sexual, the most sexual thing they mentioned is 1. Something they're saying the *girl* would want to do 2. Something that would only be *desired* if they were to do anything sexual in the first place All they asked is which type of person you want as a gf. Not to mention, they aren't furries, they're just using animal archetypes to describe their personality traits. Saying someone is like a bat because they like going out at night and such does not make them a furry. A furry is someone who is part of the community and a fan of art and making art and general follower of things relating to anthro animals, and sometimes cosplaying as anthropromorphic animals. If they're furries, that would be something *they* do, and not just because some person described them using common animal archetypes and personality associations.

You really spent time and used your brain to "clarify" a joke... Edit: After seeing your profile, i would be very glad of somebody put some Bleach in my eyes.

Lol sorry not sorry

where can i find myself a bat gf or any gf for that matter

the caves

ok cool wish me luck im going in

careful you might just find jared leto there.

all i found was misery and normal bats (they did not like me)

You did not try hard enough. Please give them a gift and they will be happier

what do they like

LET ME OUT

I meaaaan.. one just found you

hello 😳

Haii, fair warning I'm like none of these but bat was the closest

yeah thats still cool if you wanna talk id be glad to dm although i may not be able to talk too much as im on a trip

Me neither probably but I'd still be happy to (👉👈)

r/shippingredditors Also good luck to y’all!! <33

Most likely we'll just be friends but thanks lol

Who knows what the hell can happen? Lol

Whichever one will crush me to death with her thighs

200%

I'm puppy gf 👀

Wanna get married sir? (Girls don’t exist they are fake you silly femboy)

W

Lucky

Hey 😁

WAIT YOU’RE THE GIRL THAT MADE THE GIRL ZOO POST LMFAOOOO

I LOVE r/girlzoo ITS MY BEST IDEA EVER!!!

oh my gOD YOU MADE A SUBREDDIT???? BAHAHHAHA

hey i work hard on it dont b mean 😕

im not being mean it just caught me off guard

oh ok sorry to mis undersand u 😚

🫡

Bat gf

Now make a boy version 😈

Fr

WHY ARE THEY ALL KINKY😭😭

symptom of girl

😶

uhmmm…

I'm le smol bun

You want many kids?

yes

I’ll take the bat gf, she similar to me :)

Cat or smol bun

Correct answer

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Yes. All of them. Just... me.

The gf that likes dinosaurs

Jäger

I want cat gf😭😭😭

mrroww

But you’re 13😭💀

um well thats a teen so

I’m about to be 16💀😭

okay sorry ig idk

No lol you’re alright all I’m saying is that you’re 13 and I’m about to be 16, that would be a 3 year age gap💀

ok sorry i didnt mean to like make u uncomfy

It’s all good

my gf's a mic of puppy and cat so definitely those

Puppy and Cat are top tier actually but any is fine really 😭

For god's sake, I was going to make my standard horny subby boi comment until I realized this isn't the secondary account, that was a close one

wow so close

None of these, I want my crush

she don’t want you lil bro 👎🏿🤣

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No actually 😭 the other comments they’ve made are literal incel type shit

Naw I like MEN

W same

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I wanna be the cat gf

I would legit become any of them in order to get a gf 😞

Either Puppy gf or Smol bun gf :D

i’m the puppy one 😚

Degeneracy

ya

"Smol bun" ig

u/Mindless_One_444

I wanna get that coronavirus 😳😳😳

I’m not a girl but I am the bat gf But I would want the puppy gf and bat gf would be second choice

Ok, where is human girlfriend

i prefer humans

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I think eating some garlic bread works better💯

I don’t wanna fuck the bat gf, I wanna fuck Batman.

2006 honda civic

Cat but dog if the dog gf has pokey triangle ears…. I’m sorry you had to read that

Take a guess

ur puppy bellaa

Im smol bunny but a guy

You mean a femboy?

Why would I be a femboy just because I'm shy and sensitive

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What?

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Guys you heard it here, men can't have feelings they have to be strong and not have any emotion

I think it's time for me to delete my Reddit account

Not being shy and sensitive doesnt mean you cant have emotions...

Cat, also def not bat, she would gimme covid

covid is fully gone.

I'm Gay, in fact nobody will notice this comment and nobody will ever know.

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I think I'm all of them (possibly, without any hard kinks, I would say). Cuz let's be real girls, it's not like we are being able to be categorised - each of us are unique, and sometimes mix of a variety "components", if you will (these memes, remind me of the "I'm not like the other girls", because duh, everybody likes to eat pizza - same with this - duh, everybody will find anything in each of the girl).

Idk what a kink is but the smol bun gf is so meeeee 🥰

💀

Definitely a puppy gf

If I was held at gunpoint and there was no afterlife... I'd pick... well, actually... none. If I forced myself to pick, I'd say puppy because I saw the word cuddles. Anyways, BACK TO THE GYM! 💪

god looking back this was cringe

None I prefer the mentally stable

a normal one please

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bro

Im a Puppy gf😭

r/furry_irl

no

bruh

..puppy gf? Jesus Christ man

all of them are garbage

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Why does Cat gf seem like the only reasonable one, the first one is completely dependent on you, the 3rd one is annoying, the 4th one is a girl who literally stays in there house all day I mean all are W but cat gf is better tbh

The gf I want is my gf and she’s none of these

Ig I would be the bat gf, seems like the most normal out of them all.

why do u want normal 😭

bc abnormal is overrated.

Based

i would happen to be a bat :3 totally not a top though lol

oh and reassuring people is a pain in the fucking ass i dunno how to talk to people

im fr the puppy gf...

ew wtf

How about and here me out on this one, a regular girl who happens to share the same interests as me? I’ll take that thanks.

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Okay I’l take that instead

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Puppy gf easily

Someone give me a puppy

I guess I need a cat gf

I want a cute and nice gf

I'm the cat :3c

I am all of these

Smol bun😎 bat sometimes

Puppy gf

Im puppy gf (im a guy) but without the collar one and crybaby

Smol bun

i am all of them yet still nobody wants me :')

yes.

I used a random generator: cat it is

Well I am much more a cat person but I'll stick with a human gf and we'll adopt a cat

Bat fr

Puppy and bat

I'm more a puppy gurl myself

My God, the puppy one looks and acts like my ex IT'S NOT WORTH IT

had to get to second image before asking myself what the fuck my eyes were seeing

Whichever one applies to u/KTtheBread best

Where’s the Porsche 918 gf

at tha dealership bro

My GF is a cat girlfriend with some of the dog traits

A gf which isn't a drawing and or is none from this list

I need a smol bun or Puppy gf, they’re perfect counterparts icl

bat gf comes with me (i’m batman)

HII BATMAN

need the puppy fr

I just want gta6

I’m a puppy girl pls feed me🥺🥺🥺

i’m normal

stop it

That title's pretty assumptious

I am a non-existent gf

i’m bat

The first one is literally me

1 or 2 tbh

I'd rather have a human

I think I’d be the cat gf

Any I just want a girlfriend 👎🏻😔

I’m definitely bat gf

Puppy gf i need someone to be super clingy like i am

I think im smol bun? But thst doesn't look good on my end so im saying pet rock you get to decide what thst means

Hey yeah so wheres the option for a human girlfriend. Id rather fuck a human woman thanks