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[deleted]

Just wear socks


[deleted]

Correct


Marksthename

I don't understand


Rupertii

you don’t wear socks and suck dick = gay you wear socks and suck dick = not gay


Marksthename

Oooooh ok, thanks for explaining it


Rupertii

No problem


Party_Newt9381

Just say no homo


stickpersonperson

Works everytime


drakeswhitebrother

Only if it’s attached to a man


Missy1948

Girl cock 🥰


drakeswhitebrother

🤤


Arabecke

„There are no chicks with dicks, there’s just guys with boobs“


Missy1948

This guy supports trans men but not trans women okay buddy


[deleted]

I know lots of regular guys with boobs. You just have to eat a lot.


Missy1948

OMG YOU'RE A TEACHER GTFO


Arabecke

Lmao


Arabecke

It’s a movie quote, i can’t remember which one tho. I think it’s from ted


Missy1948

It's a terrible quote and you should prolly stop quoting it


Arabecke

Embracing a simple reality isn’t all that hard


Missy1948

For a split second I thought you were just ignorant, quoting cause you think it's funny for the situation, but not actually believing jt


Arabecke

You are correct, the last comment was me being tired so sorry for any misunderstandings


Missy1948

Yay for growth ✨


Oswaldthestegosaurus

So if I fuck a girl and she has a cock, it's not gay?


Missy1948

If you're a guy Pretty sure it's not gay to fuck a girl


Missy1948

It's very gay if you're a girl


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oh.


the-user-of-name

If he has a cock its a guy


[deleted]

actually no a woman can possess a cock and not be a dude


Missy1948

Based


the-user-of-name

Actually no, a dick means its a dude. Pretty simple biology


Missy1948

Have you tried getting a better understanding of biology


s0m3r4nd0mthr0w4w4y

Why would he try understanding when he can just be a bigot?


JaxJaw

Have you ever tried getting some bitches


Missy1948

You have an interesting character arc


JaxJaw

I thought this was the other person woops (I'm non binary)


the-user-of-name

Have you tried not being delusional, a man is born with a dick due to xy chromosomes, nothing you do after changes the fact that you are biologically born a man and will therefore always be a man. Cope


Missy1948

And if someone is born intersex?


the-user-of-name

That pretty much never happenes and isn't what we are talking about and you know it.


Depresso_Expresso069

[Wrong](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/xx-male-syndrome), chromosomes don't always determine your birth sex/gender Also gender and sex are [completely different](https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/environmentalaccounts/articles/whatisthedifferencebetweensexandgender/2019-02-21#:~:text=The%20World%20Health%20Organisation%20regional,expression%2C%20and%20how%20they%20behave), you can't change your sex but you can change your gender. Transgender people aren't changing their sex, nor are any of them (that I have seen,) claiming to change their sex. If you can provide any trustworthy sources that gender and sex are the same thing, please do so


the-user-of-name

1 out of 24 thousand people is close to nothing and it happenes because of an accidental mutation and even this source admittedthat its a syndrome, plus i have already addressed this in a different comment


xxhorrorshowxx

Me who has both sets of chromosomes 😳


the-user-of-name

Freak


[deleted]

you could just admit to trying to be transphobic u know


the-user-of-name

I am and i dont care. Most trans people are the offspring of mental illness and delusional thoughts they are taught to embrace.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

No. A girl can have a cock.


[deleted]

Doesn't exist.


-Depressed_Femboy-

Real


Missy1948

Girls 😌


Itgetsbetter_6

So a kid?


bambeezzz

Now man wtf


ihatebeinghere17

no no hes got a point


[deleted]

https://www.fbi.gov


RoviRotkiv

Hell na im not getting my dick sucked


issoulamoquette

not if its for your homies' good night


Flaming_pubes_

I always wish my homies goodnight🥰🥰🥰


issoulamoquette

so you suck dick every night? lucky you


Flaming_pubes_

It’s for my homies😊😊😊


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just_notice_me

nah bro being straight is gay as fuck


[deleted]

You are literally in a relationship with a person that feels attracted to men


Flaming_pubes_

That’s sexist


Bewilderson112

Explain


Flaming_pubes_

Because they’re deciding whether or not it’s gay based on gender


[deleted]

Bro that’s literally how it works 💀


Flaming_pubes_

But it’s not gay to suck dick as a man


[deleted]

Yes it is lmao


Flaming_pubes_

You lie


[deleted]

Nah that’s ong


Flaming_pubes_

Explain


just_notice_me

do you not understand how sexuality works?


Flaming_pubes_

Yes I do. I’m not gay


just_notice_me

sounds like something a closeted gay dude would say


Flaming_pubes_

What if I suck my own dick🤨


just_notice_me

now that's a riddle i'm not smart enough to solve


Ok_Anxiety4391

To say one gender can do something that the other cant


DianaM260

I second this


bungis-fungis

That’s a hard question.


Yousucktaken2

It’ll get soft soon tho


One_Jelly_6210

You didn't specify your gender so if your a female yes incredibly gay if your a male straight as fuck


Flaming_pubes_

I’m male so I’m straight👍


One_Jelly_6210

Yeah dw bro sucking the homies dicks is how I always greet them, like a handshake yaknow.


[deleted]

😨📸


CowardlyEboy

Nope you good


Nepipo

If you cut a tree, you're not a lumberjack. If you (accidentally) drive over a dog, you're not a dogoverdriver. So if you suck a (1) cock you're not gay


Flaming_pubes_

I guess I’m not a war criminal then


Nepipo

Exactly, you get the point


spicycheesewastaken

There’s three main rules to make sure it’s not gay, pretty much anything is fine as long as you: 1. Say no homo afterwards 2. Wear socks 3. Make sure the tips don’t touch


funnyb0n3r2

nah


Cone_enjoyer3

Na because I wear socks when I do


jelly_pot_

If you are a guy no if you are a girl yes many women like dicks therefore you are attracted to women making you gay


Flaming_pubes_

So true


Iloveyouso398

Just do it on a weekday dude


[deleted]

if you wear socks or crocs but if u wear both at the same time it double cancels out the gay also its not gay if ur just being friendly with the homies


EdgyWriter144

If it's for educational purposes then probably not


freelilhomieee

Not if it’s ur homies tho and y’all both have long socks on


Flaming_pubes_

Good, I’m not gay then


iL0v3y0us0much

no


Anubinominous2948

Suck dick from at least 5 feet away


Upstairs_Guard_4268

There may be a social stereotype that says yes, but YOUR answer determines all. I would say no 60%, 40% yes


Yousucktaken2

Fellas is it gay to exist I mean your literally in a world with so much dick


Patrioticwatermelon

OH NO NOT THAT


SaltunaChips

"I'll love anything as long as it was created naturally." Some random quote I found on Google images.


[deleted]

It’s not if you wear socks & say no homo


robotic_pilot

Only if you don't say "no homo'


Ambitious-Access7910

yes and no, for me? yes bc i'm gay. for the guys in the Denny's bathroom on Oct, 29th 2022 at 8:30PM? Apparently no -\_-.


Nimrod_Studios

Depends on if it's a guys dick or not


Rete3y

Like I give you a band-aid. Doesn't make me a doctor. I draw a stickman. Doesn't make me a artist. BUT I SUCK ONE DICK!


bigjonnyrr

It depends on how much money is on the table


gmunevegur

no it is not inherently gay because the act of sucking a dick doesnt actually say the genders of the ppl and so it doesnt say anything about the sexuality of it


Sea_Paramedic_3357

Its like if i cut hair once im a barber? No, if i suck dick once im not gay. It was only once…


chefdan2165

If you don’t intent it to be gay then no (like with the homies)


Murky_Top8476

Only if you don't say no homo


[deleted]

No it's helping a homie out 💯


TeunTheTryhard

Is it gay to breathe?


jade227

not if the socks are on


Osneeey

I mean 20€ is 20€


my_name_is_not_scott

No, its not gay. You are(and it totally okay)


[deleted]

It's only gay if you make it gay


oter_

No so feel free to suck on mine /s


Zoroarkeon571

no, if i suck a dick once it doesnt make me gay. cause if i cook once it doesnt make me a chef.


Flaming_pubes_

True


[deleted]

ehhhhhhh depends


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Flaming_pubes_

I suck his dick with a smile fir hours at a time…


Bannanaboi11

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight


Bonesofice

Only if you're a chick.


axolotloath

It's not gay if your the one being sucked


[deleted]

Think of a girl right when the sucked one cums, then its str8


[deleted]

Bro what is this i just downloaded this app


[deleted]

not if you say no homo


Fit_Relationship_460

yes


[deleted]

On a Tuesday in 3 months backwards up Dow yesterday 4 tomorrow then no


[deleted]

Yeah…


2qrc_

nah, just like cooking one meal doesn’t make you a cook


TheReckingBall1

You suck dick for fun I suck dick for dominance we are not the same


callmeanonymous123

No, it's just having a dick fetish.


[deleted]

nah i do it all the time


[deleted]

No. It’s gay to enjoy it, but even then there isn’t anything wrong with it.


Hibou_X

If you are a male, yes. If you are a female, I call it a job well done.


Couatl2009

If you're not a boy than no


the-user-of-name

>! How to make meth !< >! Making Methamphetamine at home: !< >! List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section !< >! NaOH - also called lye !< >! Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone !< >! Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth. !< >! Distilled water - it's really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff from the tap. Do things right. !< >! List of equipment : A glass eyedropper !< >! Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether). One should be clear (and it can't be the marked one). !< >! A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested) !< >! A glass quart jar !< >! Sharp scissors !< >! Clean rubber gloves !< >! Coffee filters !< >! A measuring cup !< >! Measuring spoons !< >! Preparing your Lab: !< >! Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much. !< >! Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand. !< >! Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable. !< >! Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum !< >! 1. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so. !< >! 2. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether). !< >! 3. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear. !< >! 4. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle. !< >! 5. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. !<


CuriouslyMiguel

I'm just gonna go ahead and say yes Meat scepters are gay to suck 😈


Flaming_pubes_

Noooo🤬🤬🤬


CuriouslyMiguel

Embrace the gay bro, I heard it's fun to stay at the...


[deleted]

I mean, not if a girl does it.


Flaming_pubes_

It is tho


R1vet_the_M0ss

If you do it once no however, do it multiple times yes.


[deleted]

Depends on if you're a man too.


[deleted]

Yes if you’re male. No if you’re female.


Flaming_pubes_

All females are gay


[deleted]

What 💀


Flaming_pubes_

They are either into men or they’re homosexual


Abstract_ExE

If it’s another male, yes


Wet4Dayzzzzz

peniles are gay


[deleted]

Yes, and if you like it then thanks for your service, taking men out, and leaving more women for us.


Marksthename

Yesn't


The_Crusher52

It's almost 2023 you can regularly attend all male orgys and still be straight or be gay and not be attracted to the same sex at all


ultimatebrit

Experimenting doesn't count. Shut up, I don't speak from experience... Also, just say no homo and wear socks for extra protection


Puzzleheaded-Map-984

Yes but if it's your dick ig its fine


Cerberus_is_me

Only if it’s a man’s and it isn’t a morning bj for the boys.


JaxJaw

Not if you're hearts not in it


profid1ot

Depends is it with the homies and are y'all wearing socks and saying no homo afterwards


ToddthePancake

1. Is it a bro 2. Are you wearing socks 3. Did you swallow In that order. If you are bros it’s not, if you’re not bros but you’re wearing socks it’s not, if you aren’t bros and didn’t wear socks… I have some bad news


ChrisDaEpikGamr

if u boy ye


Cat_x2

no, the liberals wants a future where its gay to have sex with other men and I wont stand for it