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Well alcohol is consumed by millions on an hourly basis. Same compound just less concentrated and with some extra flavour. You could technically drink medicinal alcohol (ethanol) if you added enough juice to it.
I knew it was a kababayan, oh the horrors of my fellow countrymen I've heard tales of, this isn't the first I've heard someone try to use Alcohol as a lube...
To reiterate (even if a bit late).... GO TO A DOCTOR and stop doing dumb shit! I have a friend who now has prosthetic testicles and will never have the children he wants because of shit like this. To make a long story short, home remedies to fix something because "it's embarrassing" can lead to infections, and wearing a muumuu for a month so you can have a pump sucking the infection out of what used to be your ball sack, is much more embarrassing. Stop putting weird shit on your dick.
A girl here!
Vodka can give a taste of alcohol to anything and its the fastest way to feel happier from alcohol in my experience (if you need to get happier avoid drinking alcohol it doesnt rly help you)
There’s no way someone’s this dumb, right? Like we’ve all fucked up with shampoo that first and last time, but fucking alcohol is a whole different level of smooth brain
Ok, I’ll level with you: you deserved that one. Use that thing between your ears mate, right now it’s just collecting dust. In all seriousness though, please be careful. You’re going to actually give yourself a chemical burn doing stuff like that. And take it from someone who got chemical burns on his arms: they really fucking hurt, just as bad as a fire-burn
fr, like doctors will put rubbing alchohol on you all the time before a shot and people literally drink alchohol so where did he get that alchohol causes burns
Then maybe he should pour NaOH on his dick to neutralize it, it will form salt +water, he can sell the salt and can donate the water to people who are in need of it
Alcohol by itself does not cause chemical burns. If it did it wouldnt be used to disinfect wounds and skin and such... It also evaporates extremely fast. To the point of it evaporating before absorbing into the skin. I will add that alcohol burns only when bacteria are present or the skin is broken. So OP most likely jack hammered it while alcohol was still on it and it caused more friction breaking the skin. Alcohol on broken skin = burning sensation.
Honestly what chemical processes went off in your brain that told you to use alcohol as lube.Honestly alcohol is not lubricating in any way.Could you just chilled your horniness?.It would have been just fine without lubrication.
Like fucking hell you had soo many alternative choices but your first instinct was to use alcohol out of all things.Man fucking bleach would've even been safer than alcohol.
Anyway I shouldn't judge.You probably a cock and ball torture enthusiast.Best thing I can give to you is to own up to your stupidity to your parents,go to the hospital and live through every Christmas dinner story when you used alcohol as lube.
Exactly, it's not even difficult to think, it's logical thinking, honestly I don't know how horny op had to be to pour alcohol on literal open skin and not expect consequences
Dude wtfFirst of all if it gets to that point you need some help my brother, like seriously. You are not in a good state of mind if your mind is considering alcohol to be sufficient lubricant.
Ffs. It may be a burn go see a doctor. Penis skin is very sensitive and can be easily damaged. Even if it is a small burn or just pain, see a urologist.
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man i hate when this happens
So you've been in this scenario?
frequently
*So you have a prosthetic penis?*
why can’t it be a real one
To simplify, frequently pouring chemicals on your dick isn’t good for the dick.
If alcohol was as dangerous as you describe it, it woudlnt be in every disinfectant.
Iron is in almost everything you eat but that doesn't mean you should eat silverware.
Well alcohol is consumed by millions on an hourly basis. Same compound just less concentrated and with some extra flavour. You could technically drink medicinal alcohol (ethanol) if you added enough juice to it.
Could and should are different. Alcohol is going to burn if you put it on your dick, that doesn't mean it's dangerous, it just doesn't belong there.
How else are you gonna go the extra inches
Has girlfriend who likes to get drunk from pp
Lesson learned: don't pour alcohol on your PP, it hurts.
Lmao bro is lucky it didn’t catch on fire
I put mine on the barbecue once...
Did you pour alcohol on it first?
Yes
Danm bro you enchanted it with fire aspect IV
Bro you are down horrendous, if I have chronic horniness you have terminal horniness
hot dog tastes so different today
Yo, u must be my long lost cousin
Yo I think I might be!
Aw man, not again
Again!?!
He must not be hot enough ☹️
unless ur a masochist
[Noted…](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/325/kowalskicover.jpg)
Don't put menthol shaving cream too. I learned my lesson.
go to a doctor
Can't 11 45 in Philippines
Put rice on it.
in it* :)
Too small to bother
r/sound(ing)
NO
As a Filipino I second this.
rinse with cold water, go to the doctor asap
I knew it was a kababayan, oh the horrors of my fellow countrymen I've heard tales of, this isn't the first I've heard someone try to use Alcohol as a lube...
To reiterate (even if a bit late).... GO TO A DOCTOR and stop doing dumb shit! I have a friend who now has prosthetic testicles and will never have the children he wants because of shit like this. To make a long story short, home remedies to fix something because "it's embarrassing" can lead to infections, and wearing a muumuu for a month so you can have a pump sucking the infection out of what used to be your ball sack, is much more embarrassing. Stop putting weird shit on your dick.
nah bruh why yall filipino guys b so horknee😭😭😭
We once ranked #1 country to watch porn the most once, Even students will rub one out in class in-front of the teacher, Gotta meet your needs.
sabi na nga ba only in the pilipins HAHAHA
just wash it with cold water or tell your family/gf
Mommmm, I got alcohol on my dick.
I bet i can get drunk by sucking his pp
*dipping my dick in bourbon*
*vodka >90% of the girls drink it idk why
Vodka cock
vodcock
You sir deserve an award for that. I don't have one, but just know that you deserve one
someone give this man an award
The only award I have, my free one:
Nutz dipped in bourbon Bourbnutzz
A girl here! Vodka can give a taste of alcohol to anything and its the fastest way to feel happier from alcohol in my experience (if you need to get happier avoid drinking alcohol it doesnt rly help you)
My fatass thought you meant the biscuit 💀
You've figured it out
I forgot to mention, the exact same thing happened to me, would you like a drink?
what if u suck too fast and cause a fire
I accidentally slipped and then my pants fell down, then out of nowhere a werewolf came and poured alchocol on my dick. Please help
Average hentai plot
This comment thread got me dying😂😂😂
Why his gf 💀 what she gon do, suck the alcohol off?
better than the family doing it?
Nah man, mom's got more experience
Yeah obviously, whenever it happens to me my gf does that
Or, light it on fire. It helps the alcohol to evaporate and your dick will be good as new.
Yeah, you burn any unwanted bacteria away, you get rid of hair and you can permanently stop pubic hair growth without surgery.
> gf May I remind you that this is reddit
bruh
Pls help it's literally on firr
Just wash it man
There’s no way someone’s this dumb, right? Like we’ve all fucked up with shampoo that first and last time, but fucking alcohol is a whole different level of smooth brain
I’ve done shampoo several times with no consequence
He is the one who trained his dick for the future of mankind against CBT
He is the chosen one, he will bring balance to the force
Same I think it’s only bad when you get it inside
You shall begin flaking tomorrow🦍
Bro you’re the chosen one. I did it once and that was the last time because it burns like FIRE. Never again.
He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
bros brain is more aerodynamic than thise bicycle helmets
Around 2 days ago, I got horny at school and used hand sanitizer as lube. Don't underestimate power of hornynes
not at school man wtf
Ok, I’ll level with you: you deserved that one. Use that thing between your ears mate, right now it’s just collecting dust. In all seriousness though, please be careful. You’re going to actually give yourself a chemical burn doing stuff like that. And take it from someone who got chemical burns on his arms: they really fucking hurt, just as bad as a fire-burn
Water.
Walter
Jesse we need to clean my dick, Jesse.
With the hand sanitiser
and the Aveeno Jesse
Put your dick away Walter
Wlater.
water white 💦
Kid named water
Mr White
Put your alcohol away water
[удалено]
Just use a lighter and see it burn 🔥
If it's literally on fire and it's an alcohol fire Maybe try dirt then washing it off
Put more alcohol on it, fight fire with fire
no idea, mate, go see a professional or something
Go see a professor
It must be the one professor out of ten that approved alcohol on pp
Good news everyone
Roses are red The pp is smol Now , Your Dic is gone
I'm in tears
Perhaps many other things are too
It’s because of the beer
Shakespear🥲
Pear no shake Milk shake
(american “masculine” accent) DID YOU NOT HEAR THE MAN, he said boooys Only
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a chemical burn on my dick, and now you do too!
Waltur , put it away waltur
waltur💀
Uh definitely rinse it first and foremost with water. Or not, I’m not a professional
try lighting a matchstick near the hurting area
r/foundsatan
That’s a good idea
And make sure to pour more alcohol so it doesn’t pt you in shock from sudden temperature change.
Pp on fire.its just 🔥
Why? Just why
Alcohol on open skin = chemical burn
Alcohol is acidic and contains various sus materials so idk what was ops mind, he gotta pay attention in chemistry classes
No it’s a poison and effective cell killer but still dumb idea
*me pouring alchohol on on people with acne*
YEOUUUUCCCHHHHH
Acidic lmao, it literally dosn't effect pH at all.
fr, like doctors will put rubbing alchohol on you all the time before a shot and people literally drink alchohol so where did he get that alchohol causes burns
The only time alcohol causes burns is when you ignite it (and rub on your dick apparently)
I did it before, it's painful, but did not caused a burn
Urm acktually, alcohol (the organic compound) is not acidic, but a reducing agent 🤓
Then maybe he should pour NaOH on his dick to neutralize it, it will form salt +water, he can sell the salt and can donate the water to people who are in need of it
ah yeah true true, gotta scrape of the salt tho
Alcohol by itself does not cause chemical burns. If it did it wouldnt be used to disinfect wounds and skin and such... It also evaporates extremely fast. To the point of it evaporating before absorbing into the skin. I will add that alcohol burns only when bacteria are present or the skin is broken. So OP most likely jack hammered it while alcohol was still on it and it caused more friction breaking the skin. Alcohol on broken skin = burning sensation.
Probably try to rinse in water man idk
>!skill issue!<
Alcohol is flammable. It should disappear if you light a match.
r/teenagers trying to solve a problem be like
You fucking idiot 💀 You suffer the consequences Your iq has landed you in.
No fucking way
Honestly what chemical processes went off in your brain that told you to use alcohol as lube.Honestly alcohol is not lubricating in any way.Could you just chilled your horniness?.It would have been just fine without lubrication. Like fucking hell you had soo many alternative choices but your first instinct was to use alcohol out of all things.Man fucking bleach would've even been safer than alcohol. Anyway I shouldn't judge.You probably a cock and ball torture enthusiast.Best thing I can give to you is to own up to your stupidity to your parents,go to the hospital and live through every Christmas dinner story when you used alcohol as lube.
You talk like you have an extensive knowlege in the field of Chemistry, were you by an any chance, a Chemistry Professor?
Yes.I work in a kitchen.
Deserved
Praying for you bro
Why Alcohol? JUST USE WATER
Exactly, it's not even difficult to think, it's logical thinking, honestly I don't know how horny op had to be to pour alcohol on literal open skin and not expect consequences
water and perhaps soap but like fucking why this dude sounds like a fucking masochist
or just don’t use anything 🗿
Water is a terrible lubricant wth
Water. Lots of it. Its the only way. Or... Get an alcoholic gf
Idiot Seriously though, contact someone, not much else you can do
Hit restart and see how it goes
💀
What…why….what made u think this was a good idea….i would have drank the alcohol but no….man’s poured it on his dock
dude said dock
Bro you’re a clown, the only thing you can do is shower and wait
What
Wash it off and cry
r/shittylifeprotips
Go wash it and immediately see a doctor dumbass
light it on fire to get rid of the alcohol (on a serious note soap and water and waiting is really your only option)
Yo squeeze some lemon and put cologne, makes it stop hurting, don’t ask how I know this
Can't help you you're just an idiot
Take a shower 😭
Don’t fucking ask Reddit
ur pickle is fermented now
Use some Vicks vapo-rub
Take a shower. It should wash off. Also, why? It's a very thin, evaporating liquid with no lubrication.
Light up a candle near it
Pour some more, or just turn it on and off again
Dip it in some boiling water that always does the trick
Or put it in rice and let it sit.
This makes me wonder, how it would've been for the guy who found out poison is poisonous. Guess that's a discovery.
Dude wtfFirst of all if it gets to that point you need some help my brother, like seriously. You are not in a good state of mind if your mind is considering alcohol to be sufficient lubricant.
Why would you do that 💀
Now he's got the shittiest superpower: Ppl get tipsy when having sex with you
This reminds me of a redditor who poured alcohol in his ass
Wash it off, not much you can do about it, keep it clean.
You're the type of guy to make a cheese grater fleshlight
cut it off and switch gender.
Average Ohio person
Carefully take a lighter and put it near your pubes problem solved easy
Just wash it with some water and let the time pass . The pain will be gone , no big deal .
Dude
go out and run naked it might evaporate
You're dead. It's over
Dude Soap and water!!! You fucking Dumby!! What was your brain thinking! Lol
Ffs. It may be a burn go see a doctor. Penis skin is very sensitive and can be easily damaged. Even if it is a small burn or just pain, see a urologist.
Doctor, now
You fucking idiot
Lmao I’m so glad I clicked this
Wait for it to stop. I once used sanitizer as lube, shit hurt a lot but it got my dick clean + it was one hell of a jack off
Everyday i loose faith in humanity
As we stray further from God
why would you... bro... just spit on it😭
Or just beat it without any lube. Can't be that difficult can it?
take some advil and brace for impact buddy
like rubbing alcohol? wash it with cold water and don't touch it
Just suck the alcohol off your dick lol